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• Money Making Ideas (You're Welcome, Porn Industry) 1/27/2012 4:30:48 PM
  
  dandaman wrote: Effulgent post, Diville. Best display of vocabulary I've seen all day. You win...hmm...let's see....what do I have here on my desk I can give you? Hmmm...how about a half full (I'm trying to be an optimist) Coke Zero bottle or the Peter Pan complex that's been crippling my emotional growth over the last decade. Your choice.

• Money Making Ideas (You're Welcome, Porn Industry) 1/26/2012 1:47:51 PM
  
  Mike Quasar wrote: Brilliant isn't a strong enough word!!! I'm pleased you approve (as I am flattered with everyone's kind words), as I previously generated enough respect for my fellow man to purposefully leave out a suggestion that was made at your expense. But I like pressing my luck, so here goes: If you enjoy both professionally shot pornography and self deprecating behind the scenes banter, then you'll be mildly distracted by Making Ends Meet POV, the video series in which director Mike Quasar cuts costs by operating the camera while doubling as male talent. What it lacks in eroticism it makes up for in fiscal responsibility. Look for it in the interracial section of the brick and mortar adult video store that we're all pretending ex...

• What I've Learned from Pornstars on Twitter 7/27/2010 6:04:57 PM
  
  Yes...let's call that which you keep me "entertained." That's so much more polite than the word I was thinking.

• What I've Learned from Pornstars on Twitter 7/27/2010 4:05:31 PM
  
  Lisa Ann Could Might Be Talked into Doing a Little DILF Porn Lisa Ann ( <link> ) reports running into a fan and his 19 year-old son. And being hot for the dad. This, I argue, is a sign of maturity, as I suspect it would be her natural tendency to devour the 19 year-old boy whole...you know like a snake does with a mouse. She gave them both pictures, too. What a wonderful father/son bonding moment. When I was nineteen, my dad took me to the bank and showed me how to buy a Certificate of Deposit. That might sound like a good thing to learn, but wanna know something? You can't jerk off to a goddamned Certificate of Deposit!!!! I'm Trying to Think of Something Clever to Say that Doesn't Use the Word &quot;Pussy&quot; Tori Black ( <link> ) has t...

• Girls in Tears 11/11/2009 4:20 PM
  
  I'm not sure I can bring anything new to the conversation, as so much has been said already. Then again, I do like to ramble... I'm one of the people who reviewed Kristina Rose is Slutwoman and who did not discuss the whole crying thing. I chose not to because, God help me, I think sex (even filmed sex) should have some spontaneity to it. I know it's not like giving away the ending to The Sixth Sense, but I don't want to be the guy who robs people of a &quot;Oh, shit, I didn't expect that&quot; moment. The best I can do is say there's some amazing chemistry going on in the scene and it's a show stopper (which I think is what I did, though to be honest I haven't re-read my review. Reading my own writing is like listening to my voice played b...

• Funny as hell E for Eva review .... 10/9/2009 1:05:49 PM
  
  Savoy wrote: Kristina Rose should be honored. She got a Diville review! That's my usual go to move with women. I take them out, then at the end of the night hand them an 1,800 word critique of their sexual aptitude. Until now, only Kristina has felt honored. The others? Not so much.

• Funny as hell Kristina Rose Is Slutwoman review... 10/9/2009 12:51:18 PM
  
  Everyone: Thanks for the compliments. Though to be fair, I plagiarized most of that from Pauline Kael's review of Hiroshima mon amour. Kristina: Thanks for, you know, letting me watch you have sex. I apologize for the dirty thoughts I've been having about you. Then again, they're kinda your fault, so maybe you should be apologizing to me.

• What I've Learned from Pornstars on Twitter 8/20/2009 1:50:01 AM
  
  ^ I'm going to guess you're the first to reference both Bree Olson and Albert Camus in the same punchline. Well played!

• What I've Learned from Pornstars on Twitter 8/19/2009 6:17:02 PM
  
  phatbasey wrote: ^I bow to your superior intellect. What's Krissy Lynn's Twitter? Alot of stars are a bitch to find. Thanks for the compliment. I bow to your superior Adrian Zmed-ness. Krissy Lynn's Twitter is: <link>

• What I've Learned from Pornstars on Twitter 8/19/2009 2:32:54 PM
  
  jessica wrote: hahahaha, what can i say? i'm an eater! and blessed with a high metabolism too. hey, at least you're not reading tweets about how i don't eat because i think i'm fat, lol... and cream cheese is ok, but no cayenne pepper. burns your nuts. butter is always good! luv, jd Yes, either you do 23 hours of cardio a day, or you have the metabolism of a bee. And while butter is always good, placing it in a sexual context reminds me too much of Marlon Brando in Last Tango in Paris. Then again, that's much better than the Marlon Brando of The Island of Dr. Moreau. Now, there's a guy who could have used your fitness regimen.

• What I've Learned from Pornstars on Twitter 8/18/2009 3:19 PM
  
  ^ Thank you. One day I aspire to make a woman's pussy all wet with laughter. Until then, I must resort to the liberal use of vibrators and better looking men.

• What I've Learned from Pornstars on Twitter 8/17/2009 10:56:22 PM
  
  A Twinkie isn't the Only Thing Filled with Cream that I Want to Eat Bree Olson, who is to my penis as those five Marines were to the flag on Iwo Jima, has been tweeting about her desire to get into tip top shape by losing a few pounds. Personally, I think she looks great as she is, but if she's watching what she's putting into her body, then she might want to consider more than just what's going into her mouth. A few samplings of recent tweets: Any men in Fort Wayne that wanna come shoot their load in my pussy? I am very sore from getting fucked so much but I know a load of cum in my pussy would make it feel much better. Anybody? Getting some R&R today. Hopefully a few loads shot in me too. I got five loads shot in me while giving private ...

• What I've Learned from Pornstars on Twitter 7/19/2009 2:57:42 AM
  
  ^^^ My dearest Kristina, As far as you know, I look exactly like him, so feel free to go with that. But if our relationship is going to last, it must be based on honesty. If you ever had a college English teacher who was really a grad student that only shaved every few days and gave up trying to act professional about three weeks into the semester, well, that's kinda what I look like. The only difference is I don't teach and I don't pretend to love Jack Kerouac. And because I've already seen you naked, it's only fair that I, too, reveal those parts of me that are normally kept undercover: Nothing makes me laugh harder than when someone tries to be funny, but ends up hurting himself. I most frequently commit the 7 deadly sins in this order:...

• What I've Learned from Pornstars on Twitter 7/18/2009 11:15:12 PM
  
  ^And a cheap date, too! What's not to love? If you also like pizza for breakfast and breakfast for dinner, then you may be the perfect girl.

• Looking for INS-Themed Porn 7/17/2009 7:05:57 PM
  
  ^Oh, for Christ's sake. Is there anyone left who just likes to get in bed and fuck in the missionary position?

• Looking for INS-Themed Porn 7/17/2009 6:48:27 PM
  
  ^ That was exactly my reaction. I saw the subject and thought, &quot;Damn, what a burden it must be to have such terribly specific tastes.&quot; As it turns, it's really not all that burdensome. Let's try it again. I'll give up some of whatever karma I've been able to accumulate to the first person who can point me to a video involving all three of the following: 1) Cowboy Boots 2) World War II 3) Dairy

• What I've Learned from Pornstars on Twitter 7/17/2009 2:16:57 PM
  
  ^Wow, that's a very nice thing to say, but to be honest, not entirely accurate. Steph and Drew are the reasons ADT exists. I'm the reason Bree Olson's recently filed restraining order exists. I can see how you'd make that mistake, though. Thanks.

• What I've Learned from Pornstars on Twitter 7/16/2009 8:12:50 PM
  
  Blood Tests Aren't the Only Kinds of Tests Pornstars Should Be Taking Every Month We finally figured out why car insurance premiums are so high in southern California. Adult industry talent has taken to photographing themselves while driving with the same level of enthusiasm with which Mike Quasar consumes alcohol and Xanax (I'm not spilling the proverbial beans on anything here. Go ahead and ask him. He's not going to lie). If multi-tasking while driving is wrong, porn girls don't want to be right. Here's what just a few minutes of twitpic browsing reveals. <image> Please know that just because someone can suck cock and rub her clit at the same time, that doesn't mean she should always do two things at once. Maybe Sharon Mitchell can ope...

• What I've Learned from Pornstars on Twitter 7/3/2009 1:45:56 AM
  
  I'm more of a universal adopter of all technologies and not really a defender of any. But just like with sex and porn, there's no accounting for taste (nor should there be). I mean, but really, occasionally picking up your iPhone to see what your friends or admired strangers are up to is absurd? But visiting a porn message board, daily, to share your thoughts on topics like &quot;Best Anal Creampie&quot; and &quot;Biggest Gaping Asshole&quot; is a perfectly normal way to kill a little time between breakfast and brunch? Again, everybody digs something different than everybody else. For instance, I'm still waiting for Chess King to come back in business so I can pick me up a new pair of parachute pants. By the way, this just in: Jenna Haze ha...

• What I've Learned from Pornstars on Twitter 6/30/2009 4:20:57 PM
  
  kristinarose wrote: I love seeing what hot girl James is gunna bone next. What happens if you're the hot girl James is gunna bone next. Do you mentally freak out like when John Malkovich crawled through his own mind portal in Being John Malkovich? If I start posting twitpics of hot girls, does that mean they have to let me bone them, too? Is that how it works? Please, God, let that be how it works.