Reviews of Vanda Movies (52 - page 2)
2 on 1 3 (Diabolic) review summaries:
(3.4 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Brick Majors, Mark Davis, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Mickey G., Tera Patrick, Anthony Crane, Judy, Caroline Cage, Vanda, jessica drake, Cheila, C.G. Summer
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Release date: 4/24/2000
Caribbean Undercover review summaries:
All reviews of Caribbean Undercover
MD James'
Title: Caribbean Undercover Released by: Ultimate Pictures for Adam & Eve There are a few things about adult movies that really turn me off. One of them is this little trick that some directors use to drag a scene on through the use of slow motion. They think that this makes the movie look a little more "artistic" rather than just having two people getting it on. I, however, think it kills an otherwise steamy scene. Unfortunately for me, *Im* not the one who calls the shots at Adam and Eve, otherwise the use of slow motion in their signature productions would be kept to an absolute bare minimum. Heres the skinny: The bad guys have some "Y2K" (not tortilla) chips, and the CIA wants them, so they send in their "best agent" to go to the Caribbean island of St. Maarten to go catch the bad guys and bring home the chips. Okay, so the plot line is about par with some grade-C cable movie, but at least it explains why theyre there and not in some LA studio. Just dont expect any Oscar-winning performances from the key players. [read the full review]
review from 1/11/2004:
Title: Caribbean Undercover Released by: Ultimate Pictures for Adam & Eve There are a few things about adult movies that really turn me off. One of them is this little trick that some directors use to drag a scene on through the use of slow motion. They think that this makes the movie look a little more "artistic" rather than just having two people getting it on. I, however, think it kills an otherwise steamy scene. Unfortunately for me, *Im* not the one who calls the shots at Adam and Eve, otherwise the use of slow motion in their signature productions would be kept to an absolute bare minimum. Heres the skinny: The bad guys have some "Y2K" (not tortilla) chips, and the CIA wants them, so they send in their "best agent" to go to the Caribbean island of St. Maarten to go catch the bad guys and bring home the chips. Okay, so the plot line is about par with some grade-C cable movie, but at least it explains why theyre there and not in some LA studio. Just dont expect any Oscar-winning performances from the key players. [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: 113 min. main feature, 88 min. behind the scenes Production Date: 8 / 1999 (cover)1 / 10 / 1999 (feature) Director: Nicholas Steele Cast: Tara Patrick, Caroline Cage, Cheila, Jessica Drake, Schelly Elson, Judy, Vanda, Evan Stone, Brick Majors, Mark Davis, Anthony Crane, and Mickey G. Initial Expectations: Tara is a great actress with an amazing natural body. Ive heard great things about this movie, and I have fairly high expectations because of it. Initial Reaction: Its a pretty good movie and a very well done DVD. Who Should Watch It: Couples who enjoy anal sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who thinks anal sex should come close to making the woman bleed Audio /Video Quality: The audio is kind of a mixed bad, and not always the good kind. There is some good and well balanced audio, but most of it seems to be on the quiet side. There are a few of the non-sex scenes that I really had to crank my volume up to hear, and many of the sex scenes dont even have any audio other than the music. [read the full review]
review from 3/26/2002:
Running Time: 113 min. main feature, 88 min. behind the scenes Production Date: 8 / 1999 (cover)1 / 10 / 1999 (feature) Director: Nicholas Steele Cast: Tara Patrick, Caroline Cage, Cheila, Jessica Drake, Schelly Elson, Judy, Vanda, Evan Stone, Brick Majors, Mark Davis, Anthony Crane, and Mickey G. Initial Expectations: Tara is a great actress with an amazing natural body. Ive heard great things about this movie, and I have fairly high expectations because of it. Initial Reaction: Its a pretty good movie and a very well done DVD. Who Should Watch It: Couples who enjoy anal sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who thinks anal sex should come close to making the woman bleed Audio /Video Quality: The audio is kind of a mixed bad, and not always the good kind. There is some good and well balanced audio, but most of it seems to be on the quiet side. There are a few of the non-sex scenes that I really had to crank my volume up to hear, and many of the sex scenes dont even have any audio other than the music. [read the full review]
Tera Patrick's New Boyfriend's
This is a great DVD for the money! Most of the other titles out there in the $10-$15 price range are full of nasty skanks and mutant dicks. But Tera Patrick is hot hot hot... the other girls are ok, but nothing to write home about. "Dear Mom, I was watching this porno and these chicks were so f*cking hot and they were deep-throating these huge dicks..." Yeah right. The story is, well, a story. Who cares. But the sex is pretty good, and the "behind the scenes" feature is basically just more sex scenes which are pretty good too. All the girls are "3-input" women and there's also some threesome action going on. Not bad. One more thing: if you like big natural boobs and haven't seen Tera Patrick in action yet, get this DVD! I've seen girls bang with more, uh, "intensity" than she does, but she's gorgeous and her tits go everywhere when she's gettin' down. [read the full review]
review from 3/29/2001:
This is a great DVD for the money! Most of the other titles out there in the $10-$15 price range are full of nasty skanks and mutant dicks. But Tera Patrick is hot hot hot... the other girls are ok, but nothing to write home about. "Dear Mom, I was watching this porno and these chicks were so f*cking hot and they were deep-throating these huge dicks..." Yeah right. The story is, well, a story. Who cares. But the sex is pretty good, and the "behind the scenes" feature is basically just more sex scenes which are pretty good too. All the girls are "3-input" women and there's also some threesome action going on. Not bad. One more thing: if you like big natural boobs and haven't seen Tera Patrick in action yet, get this DVD! I've seen girls bang with more, uh, "intensity" than she does, but she's gorgeous and her tits go everywhere when she's gettin' down. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sarah, Eva, David Perry, Caroline, Rita, Andrew Youngman, Frank Gun, Keri, Yves Baillat, Zoltan, Katalyn, Bettina, Attila, Alain Deloin, Tania Russof, Vanda, Peggy Sue, Karina, Mephisto, Tibor, Lydia, Bruno SX, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Inga, Deborah, Jennifer Red, Myrka, Tamas, Frank Versace, Laslo, Jean-Michel Kossa
Studio: Private
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Release date: 4/24/2000
Private Gold 26: Tatiana review summaries:
Flash's
Tatiana is a decent historical porn with great period costumes and props. The plot is lacking but keeps your interest throughout. This film will best be enjoyed by viewers who like nastier sex with a plot. As you need the whole trilogy to follow the story to its completion, viewers who enjoy the stories might be better off buying this film as the trilogy also available from Private. [read the full review]
review from 7/24/2002:
Tatiana is a decent historical porn with great period costumes and props. The plot is lacking but keeps your interest throughout. This film will best be enjoyed by viewers who like nastier sex with a plot. As you need the whole trilogy to follow the story to its completion, viewers who enjoy the stories might be better off buying this film as the trilogy also available from Private. [read the full review]
Rieekan's
DIRECTOR: Pierre Woodman PRODUCTION DATE: 1997 DURATION: »120min FEMMES: Bettina, Caroline, Deborah, Eva (Laura Black), Inga, Jennifer Red, Lydia, Karina, Katalyn, Keri, Myrka, Peggy Sue, Rita, Sarah, Tania Russof & Vanda. Welcome to Rieekan Review #3. Being a modest fan of retired Russian superstar Tania Russof, I decided to buy a Private DVD directed by her husband, Pierre Woodman. From Rog T. Pipe (www.rogreviews.com), I learned that Mrs. Russof appears in only one sex scene in each third of the acclaimed Pyramid and Tatiana series. Based on his reviews, I chose Tatiana 1 (which he rated 10), which somewhat excessively cost AUD$60.95 (»US$30.50) from www.AdultShop.com.au Despite Privates reputation, I still cant justify the outlay must have been one of my trademark lapses in concentra STORY SYNOPSIS: Ukraine, 1834. Tania plays the title character, a peasant girl whose family owes the Marquis 1,200 crowns. [read the full review]
review from 6/8/2001:
DIRECTOR: Pierre Woodman PRODUCTION DATE: 1997 DURATION: »120min FEMMES: Bettina, Caroline, Deborah, Eva (Laura Black), Inga, Jennifer Red, Lydia, Karina, Katalyn, Keri, Myrka, Peggy Sue, Rita, Sarah, Tania Russof & Vanda. Welcome to Rieekan Review #3. Being a modest fan of retired Russian superstar Tania Russof, I decided to buy a Private DVD directed by her husband, Pierre Woodman. From Rog T. Pipe (www.rogreviews.com), I learned that Mrs. Russof appears in only one sex scene in each third of the acclaimed Pyramid and Tatiana series. Based on his reviews, I chose Tatiana 1 (which he rated 10), which somewhat excessively cost AUD$60.95 (»US$30.50) from www.AdultShop.com.au Despite Privates reputation, I still cant justify the outlay must have been one of my trademark lapses in concentra STORY SYNOPSIS: Ukraine, 1834. Tania plays the title character, a peasant girl whose family owes the Marquis 1,200 crowns. [read the full review]
T.T.'s
It says it's in english, but all of the actors are european, can't tell what they are screaming about, but I guest that's not important! The Gangbang to me is the best part of this dvd. [read the full review]
review from 12/3/1999:
It says it's in english, but all of the actors are european, can't tell what they are screaming about, but I guest that's not important! The Gangbang to me is the best part of this dvd. [read the full review]