Reviews of Jill Kelly Knob Ryder Movies (3)
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jill Kelly, Brick Majors, Julian, Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Julie Meadows, Temptress, Daisy Chain, Kristen, Dayton Rains, Charlene Aspen, Bridgette Kerkove, Dillion Day, Dominic, Veronica Caine
Studio: Knob Ryder
Directed by: Father John
Release date: 8/29/2000
Secret Agent 69 review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: approx. 100 min. Production Date: 6/23/99, 9/12/99, 3/12/00 Director: Father John Cast: Jill Kelly, Temptress, Julie Meadows, Charlene Aspen, Brigette Kerkove, Barrett Moore, Kristen, Dayton Rains, Daisy Chain, Marc Davis, Julian, Brick Majors, Brian Surewood, Dillion Day, and Dominic Initial Expectations: I've never seen a Knob / Ryder release, so I didn't really know what to expect. Some of the cast is recognizable, but the lack of extras doesn't give me a lot of hope. Initial Reaction: The movie is almost okay, but the DVD as a whole is greatly lacking. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for really cheap porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a DVD that looked like it was made by somebody with at least a double digit IQ Audio /Video Quality: There's a few spots with some dubbing, but they're not overly noticeable. There's a lot of grain to the picture. It doesn't really detract that much from the movie as the camera work leaves a lot to be desired. [read the full review]
review from 10/22/2000:
Running Time: approx. 100 min. Production Date: 6/23/99, 9/12/99, 3/12/00 Director: Father John Cast: Jill Kelly, Temptress, Julie Meadows, Charlene Aspen, Brigette Kerkove, Barrett Moore, Kristen, Dayton Rains, Daisy Chain, Marc Davis, Julian, Brick Majors, Brian Surewood, Dillion Day, and Dominic Initial Expectations: I've never seen a Knob / Ryder release, so I didn't really know what to expect. Some of the cast is recognizable, but the lack of extras doesn't give me a lot of hope. Initial Reaction: The movie is almost okay, but the DVD as a whole is greatly lacking. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for really cheap porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a DVD that looked like it was made by somebody with at least a double digit IQ Audio /Video Quality: There's a few spots with some dubbing, but they're not overly noticeable. There's a lot of grain to the picture. It doesn't really detract that much from the movie as the camera work leaves a lot to be desired. [read the full review]
(1.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Jill Kelly, Brick Majors, Brandon Iron, Julie Meadows, Temptress, Chris Cannon, Dee [II] (classic female), Obsession, Halli Aston, Erik Everhard, Vivian Valentine, Bonita Saint, Bunny Luv
Studio: Knob Ryder
Release date: 8/7/2000
Carnal Secrets review summaries:
Rumplestilt Skin's
I usually like anything Temptress is in - and with Jill Kelly in this movie as well, you'd think it would be a good skin flick. Unfortunately, it isn't. And it isn't even worth renting, never mind buying. Carnal Secrets is garbage in every respect. Bad acting, script and camera work are the most notable flaws. And what a waste of great porn chick talent. Director Father John may as well be a priest for all he's done to ruin what should have been great sex scenes. The opener has Jill Kelly romping in what looks like the dead of night. Will someone turn the light on, please! Cut to sexy trio Temptress, Dee and some other chick whose name I do not know. This "lesbian" river scene is shot during the day, but it is quite pathetic. Obviously, the three babes put their heart and soul into it, and they're clearly enjoying licking one another's pussies. BUT, the entire scene is in SLOW MOTION! What was going on that day? Did Father John drop his camera in the water? As we all know, Temptress has a beautiful pussy and nice juicy clit. [read the full review]
review from 9/5/2001:
I usually like anything Temptress is in - and with Jill Kelly in this movie as well, you'd think it would be a good skin flick. Unfortunately, it isn't. And it isn't even worth renting, never mind buying. Carnal Secrets is garbage in every respect. Bad acting, script and camera work are the most notable flaws. And what a waste of great porn chick talent. Director Father John may as well be a priest for all he's done to ruin what should have been great sex scenes. The opener has Jill Kelly romping in what looks like the dead of night. Will someone turn the light on, please! Cut to sexy trio Temptress, Dee and some other chick whose name I do not know. This "lesbian" river scene is shot during the day, but it is quite pathetic. Obviously, the three babes put their heart and soul into it, and they're clearly enjoying licking one another's pussies. BUT, the entire scene is in SLOW MOTION! What was going on that day? Did Father John drop his camera in the water? As we all know, Temptress has a beautiful pussy and nice juicy clit. [read the full review]
Diville's
Starring: Jill Kelly, Temptress, Julie Meadows, Dee, Obsession, Bunny Love, Halli Aston, Vivian Valentine, Bonita Saint, Eric Price, Erik Everhard, Chris Cannon, Brick Majors, Brandon Irons Directed By: Father John Occasionally you'll run across a parody of porno movies in mainstream entertainment. When this happens you usually find some cliched set-up, like a horny pizza delivery boy, or something like that. Invariably, I think to myself, "I know porn acting is bad, but it's not that bad." Well, after watching Carnal Secrets, I've come to learn that it really is that bad. At least, it can be. My first impression of Carnal Secrets was so poor that I made myself reconsider out of a sense of fairness. In fact, you are now reading the second review of it that I've written. Only I have seen the first draft, and it's been erased. It's important to be fair, I believe, because the folks who made Carnal Secrets really did intend to make a good movie. They empoly locations, elaborate lighting, costumes and a really hot cast. [read the full review]
review from 10/29/2000:
Starring: Jill Kelly, Temptress, Julie Meadows, Dee, Obsession, Bunny Love, Halli Aston, Vivian Valentine, Bonita Saint, Eric Price, Erik Everhard, Chris Cannon, Brick Majors, Brandon Irons Directed By: Father John Occasionally you'll run across a parody of porno movies in mainstream entertainment. When this happens you usually find some cliched set-up, like a horny pizza delivery boy, or something like that. Invariably, I think to myself, "I know porn acting is bad, but it's not that bad." Well, after watching Carnal Secrets, I've come to learn that it really is that bad. At least, it can be. My first impression of Carnal Secrets was so poor that I made myself reconsider out of a sense of fairness. In fact, you are now reading the second review of it that I've written. Only I have seen the first draft, and it's been erased. It's important to be fair, I believe, because the folks who made Carnal Secrets really did intend to make a good movie. They empoly locations, elaborate lighting, costumes and a really hot cast. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jill Kelly, Allysin Chaynes, Dave Hardman, Julie Meadows, Inari Vachs, Mia Smiles, Chris Cannon, Steve Taylor [I], Lexington Steele, Chandler, Mariah, John West, Vivian Valentine, Bridgette Kerkove, Dillon, Keith Rivera, Willie Sacks
Studio: Knob Ryder
Release date: 6/1/2000
Tai Blow Job review summaries:
LaNIKITA2000's
TITLE: Tai Blow Job Studio: Knob Ryder DVD Director: Master Buddy Bates Production Date: 07/24/1999 Talent: Jill Kelly, Bridgett Kerkove, Allysin Chaynes, Mariah Wind, Julie Meadows, Inari Vachs, Chandler, Mia Smiles, and Vivian Valentine Length: 1 hour 34 minutes Format: Single-sided single layer Synopsis: This porn DVD is a satire of Tae Bo. Willy Sacs (played by Lexington Steele), the martial sex artist, gives instruction and motivation to women who want to master the art of the blow job. Jill Kelly plays Willy Sacs's co-host and successful disciple. The beginning of the video plays out like a typical infomercial. Mr. Sacs traces the origin of his Program as well as showing his live instruction with the enlightened women. Furthermore, it shows a typical day of practicing the Art at home. Jill Kelly asks how Willy Sacs came up with the idea of his Tai Blow Job program. He says that it all started when he noticed a female pool cleaner while he was practicing his martial arts. And so. . . the sex scene begins. [read the full review]
review from 10/11/2000:
TITLE: Tai Blow Job Studio: Knob Ryder DVD Director: Master Buddy Bates Production Date: 07/24/1999 Talent: Jill Kelly, Bridgett Kerkove, Allysin Chaynes, Mariah Wind, Julie Meadows, Inari Vachs, Chandler, Mia Smiles, and Vivian Valentine Length: 1 hour 34 minutes Format: Single-sided single layer Synopsis: This porn DVD is a satire of Tae Bo. Willy Sacs (played by Lexington Steele), the martial sex artist, gives instruction and motivation to women who want to master the art of the blow job. Jill Kelly plays Willy Sacs's co-host and successful disciple. The beginning of the video plays out like a typical infomercial. Mr. Sacs traces the origin of his Program as well as showing his live instruction with the enlightened women. Furthermore, it shows a typical day of practicing the Art at home. Jill Kelly asks how Willy Sacs came up with the idea of his Tai Blow Job program. He says that it all started when he noticed a female pool cleaner while he was practicing his martial arts. And so. . . the sex scene begins. [read the full review]