Reviews of New Machine Movies by Stuart Canterbury (6)
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Randy West, Mike Horner, P.J. Sparxx, Steve Drake, Porsche Lynn, Summer Knight, Victoria Paris, Angela Summers, Woody Long, Tracy Winn, Lilli Xene
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 4/16/2001
Rocket Girls review summaries:
Kelly's
Title: Rocket Girls Company: New Machine Length: 79 minutes VHS Release: May 1993 DVD Release: February 2001 Condoms: None Directed by: Stuart Canterbury Director of Photography: Kenny Gibb Written by: Clinton Darke BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: Send a bunch of young men and women scientists up in a rocket to save the ozone layer and what do you get? An interstellar sex orgy, that's what. Instead of applying their brilliant minds to the problem at hand, our erotic astronauts pose the astronomically ambiguous question: Ever see a Red Giant go into a Black Hole? Prepare for blast off! In space no one can hear you cream. (taken from the 1993 VHS boxcover; even though the original won the AVN award for Best Boxcover Concept, New Machine has thrown it out in favor of a new one with Summer Knights on the cover and no synopsis on the back). THE MOVIE: So, its 1993 and the international Earth summit (United Nations Conference on Environment and Development) has just met. Global warming is a problem, and it is apparently largely due to Western industrialism. [read the full review]
review from 1/19/2006:
Title: Rocket Girls Company: New Machine Length: 79 minutes VHS Release: May 1993 DVD Release: February 2001 Condoms: None Directed by: Stuart Canterbury Director of Photography: Kenny Gibb Written by: Clinton Darke BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: Send a bunch of young men and women scientists up in a rocket to save the ozone layer and what do you get? An interstellar sex orgy, that's what. Instead of applying their brilliant minds to the problem at hand, our erotic astronauts pose the astronomically ambiguous question: Ever see a Red Giant go into a Black Hole? Prepare for blast off! In space no one can hear you cream. (taken from the 1993 VHS boxcover; even though the original won the AVN award for Best Boxcover Concept, New Machine has thrown it out in favor of a new one with Summer Knights on the cover and no synopsis on the back). THE MOVIE: So, its 1993 and the international Earth summit (United Nations Conference on Environment and Development) has just met. Global warming is a problem, and it is apparently largely due to Western industrialism. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Channone, Kaitlyn Ashley, Dave Hardman, Mike Horner, Montana Gunn, Crystal Gold
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 2/10/2001
Topless Window Washers review summaries:
Diville's
Starring: Kaitlyn Ashley, Channone, Crystal Gold, Montana Gunn, Ashley Renee, Lovette, Alex Sanders, Kyle Stone, Mike Horner, Dave Hardman, Frank Towers Directed By: Stuart Canterbury Topless Window Washers is not a good movie. It's unnecessary, in fact. It's unnecessary in the way an oversized advertising circular stuffed in my mailbox is unnecessary. Both pretend to have my best interest in mind, but each takes my wallet to heart. There's nothing here we all haven't seen done better some place else, and even though a couple of the girls on this DVD are more than nice to look at, they're not presented as they should be. I'll go on record and say I'm a fan of Chonnone, the French starlet who came and went like so many other second tier porn actresses. I'm convinced if she spoke English she'd have been a bigger star. Her body is really quite impressive, especially the ass part of it. It's that body which graces the this movie's box cover, and while she may not be recognizable to some, she is to me. [read the full review]
review from 7/12/2001:
Starring: Kaitlyn Ashley, Channone, Crystal Gold, Montana Gunn, Ashley Renee, Lovette, Alex Sanders, Kyle Stone, Mike Horner, Dave Hardman, Frank Towers Directed By: Stuart Canterbury Topless Window Washers is not a good movie. It's unnecessary, in fact. It's unnecessary in the way an oversized advertising circular stuffed in my mailbox is unnecessary. Both pretend to have my best interest in mind, but each takes my wallet to heart. There's nothing here we all haven't seen done better some place else, and even though a couple of the girls on this DVD are more than nice to look at, they're not presented as they should be. I'll go on record and say I'm a fan of Chonnone, the French starlet who came and went like so many other second tier porn actresses. I'm convinced if she spoke English she'd have been a bigger star. Her body is really quite impressive, especially the ass part of it. It's that body which graces the this movie's box cover, and while she may not be recognizable to some, she is to me. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: T.T. Boy, Alex Sanders, Tony Tedeschi, Isis Nile, Sahara Sands, Mike Horner, Tiffany Million, Maeva, Melanie Moore, Sydney St. James
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 12/27/2000
Girls on Duty review summaries:
astroknight's
This is a fairly forgettable blast from the past. The sex is average with cheesy music and average at best chemistry. The technical aspects are a bit weak and very dated, and there's no real effort put into the extras. This one should be pretty easy to pass by. [read the full review]
review from 11/7/2013:
This is a fairly forgettable blast from the past. The sex is average with cheesy music and average at best chemistry. The technical aspects are a bit weak and very dated, and there's no real effort put into the extras. This one should be pretty easy to pass by. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Kaitlyn Ashley, Shelby Stevens, Rebecca Wild, Isis Nile, Anna Malle, Barbara Doll, Marc Wallice, Lisa Canary
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 10/31/2000
Let's Play Doctor (New Machine) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 71 min. Production Date: 8 / 4 / 1994 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Kaitlyn Ashley, Anna Malle, Rebecca Wilde, Isis Nile, Barbara Doll, Kitty Young, Marc Wallice, Buck Adams, T. T. Boy, and Joey Silvera Initial Expectations: With a slogan like That bone needs to be set across the top of the cover, I expected a fun, low plot, high sex porno. Initial Reaction: A fun movie. Theres virtually no plot, which Ill probably get more negative about the more I think of it, but the sex was fun enough that I didnt care while watching it. Audio /Video Quality: Surprisingly good. The picture is very clear. Theres a few glitches here and there, but the problems probably came from the master. The sound is Dolby 5.1 and quite good. Theres a few spots where theres a rumble in the background that sounded like a car was pulling up outside, but other than that, the sound is very good. There arent even any wind sounds during the outdoor scenes. Music: The music fits the movie very well, although its normally too loud. [read the full review]
review from 11/24/2000:
Running Time: 71 min. Production Date: 8 / 4 / 1994 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Kaitlyn Ashley, Anna Malle, Rebecca Wilde, Isis Nile, Barbara Doll, Kitty Young, Marc Wallice, Buck Adams, T. T. Boy, and Joey Silvera Initial Expectations: With a slogan like That bone needs to be set across the top of the cover, I expected a fun, low plot, high sex porno. Initial Reaction: A fun movie. Theres virtually no plot, which Ill probably get more negative about the more I think of it, but the sex was fun enough that I didnt care while watching it. Audio /Video Quality: Surprisingly good. The picture is very clear. Theres a few glitches here and there, but the problems probably came from the master. The sound is Dolby 5.1 and quite good. Theres a few spots where theres a rumble in the background that sounded like a car was pulling up outside, but other than that, the sound is very good. There arent even any wind sounds during the outdoor scenes. Music: The music fits the movie very well, although its normally too loud. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: T.T. Boy, Kaitlyn Ashley, Tony Tedeschi, Isis Nile, Mike Horner, Tiffany Million, Joey Silvera, Maeva, Melanie Moore, Sarah Jane Hamilton
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 10/23/2000
Girls off Duty review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 1994 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Sarh Jane Hamilton, Tiffany Millions, Kaitlyn Ashley, Isis Nile, Melanie Moore, Maeva, T. T. Boy, Tony Tedeschi, Mike Horner, and Joey Silvera Initial Expectations: I expected one of the typical early to mid 1990s pornos with some pretty decent sex and almost no plot. Initial Reaction: Its a movie that almost everybody has already seen, on one form or another. Unfortunately, the sex is average at best with the exception of Sarah Jane Hamiltons one scene. Audio / Video Quality: Surprisingly good. The picture is very clear. Theres a few glitches here and there, but the problems probably came from the master. The sound is Dolby 5.1 and quite good. Theres a few spots where theres a rumble in the background that sounded like a car was pulling up outside, but other than that, the sound is very good. There arent even any wind sounds during the outdoor scenes. Music: The music fits the movie very well, although its normally too loud. [read the full review]
review from 11/23/2000:
Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 1994 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Sarh Jane Hamilton, Tiffany Millions, Kaitlyn Ashley, Isis Nile, Melanie Moore, Maeva, T. T. Boy, Tony Tedeschi, Mike Horner, and Joey Silvera Initial Expectations: I expected one of the typical early to mid 1990s pornos with some pretty decent sex and almost no plot. Initial Reaction: Its a movie that almost everybody has already seen, on one form or another. Unfortunately, the sex is average at best with the exception of Sarah Jane Hamiltons one scene. Audio / Video Quality: Surprisingly good. The picture is very clear. Theres a few glitches here and there, but the problems probably came from the master. The sound is Dolby 5.1 and quite good. Theres a few spots where theres a rumble in the background that sounded like a car was pulling up outside, but other than that, the sound is very good. There arent even any wind sounds during the outdoor scenes. Music: The music fits the movie very well, although its normally too loud. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jill Kelly, Ian Daniels, Kyle Stone, Kia, Mike Horner, Marc Wallice, Morgan Ray, Raquel Lace, Paisley Hunter, Spantaneeus Xtasty
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 4/24/2000
Leather (New Machine) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: 1996 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Jill Kelly, Kia, Morgan LeFay, Racquel Lace, Paisley Hunter, Spontaneous Xtasy, Mark Dick O Death Wallice, Mike Horner, Kyle Stone, and Ian Daniels Initial Expectations: Due to the fetishwear aspect of the cover, Im looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its not too bad, waitaminute yes it is. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a movie about prostitutes where it looks like the girls are really looking forward to their check. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anything close to a fetish movie Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects show a bit of the movies age. The audio is okay. The balance and level vary during the movie from pretty good to making it hard to hear, with much more of it being the latter than the former. The video is about the same. Theres a bit of grain throughout the movie which seemed very reminiscent of VHS. The lighting varies beyond seeming like Mr. [read the full review]
review from 8/26/2003:
Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: 1996 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Jill Kelly, Kia, Morgan LeFay, Racquel Lace, Paisley Hunter, Spontaneous Xtasy, Mark Dick O Death Wallice, Mike Horner, Kyle Stone, and Ian Daniels Initial Expectations: Due to the fetishwear aspect of the cover, Im looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its not too bad, waitaminute yes it is. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a movie about prostitutes where it looks like the girls are really looking forward to their check. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anything close to a fetish movie Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects show a bit of the movies age. The audio is okay. The balance and level vary during the movie from pretty good to making it hard to hear, with much more of it being the latter than the former. The video is about the same. Theres a bit of grain throughout the movie which seemed very reminiscent of VHS. The lighting varies beyond seeming like Mr. [read the full review]