Reviews of Metro Movies (310 - page 7)
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mila, Eric Draven, Chaz Vincent, Tyce Bune, Tina Cheri, Mark Cummings, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Cherry Mirage
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 4/24/2000
Ultimate Squirting Machine 2, The review summaries:
AlexGogol's
Name: The Ultimate Squirting Machine, Vol. II: Squirts Up Studio: Metro/Ground Zero Entertainment Director: Michael Adam Production Year: 1999 Running Time: 96 minutes Performers: Tina Cherry & Mark Cummings Lola & Tice Bune Chaz Vincent & Eric Draven Stric-9 Brian Surewood & Mila Scene 1: Sex A very attractive blonde and her partner (Tina Cherry & Mark Cummings) exchange oral favors in a nice hotel room with a huge bed. The blonde's movements and facial expressions are very arousing, and she is very active throughout the entire duration of the scene. We get to see all kinds of positions. In the end, she squirts and the guy comes all over her face. Scene 2: Squirting Tina is preparing her squirting mixture. She and her partner appear in a large bath tab, where Mark pumps water into Tinas pussy and she squirts a couple of times. Scene 3: Lolas adventures The scene starts with a tall brunette sowing off in front of her partner (Lola & Tice Bune). Lola is very sexy and seductive here, unlike in some of her other movies. [read the full review]
review from 5/13/2001:
Name: The Ultimate Squirting Machine, Vol. II: Squirts Up Studio: Metro/Ground Zero Entertainment Director: Michael Adam Production Year: 1999 Running Time: 96 minutes Performers: Tina Cherry & Mark Cummings Lola & Tice Bune Chaz Vincent & Eric Draven Stric-9 Brian Surewood & Mila Scene 1: Sex A very attractive blonde and her partner (Tina Cherry & Mark Cummings) exchange oral favors in a nice hotel room with a huge bed. The blonde's movements and facial expressions are very arousing, and she is very active throughout the entire duration of the scene. We get to see all kinds of positions. In the end, she squirts and the guy comes all over her face. Scene 2: Squirting Tina is preparing her squirting mixture. She and her partner appear in a large bath tab, where Mark pumps water into Tinas pussy and she squirts a couple of times. Scene 3: Lolas adventures The scene starts with a tall brunette sowing off in front of her partner (Lola & Tice Bune). Lola is very sexy and seductive here, unlike in some of her other movies. [read the full review]
Ultra Kinky 2: Oddities! The Fucking Abnormal review summaries:
Kate's
I was expecting some serious hilarity - and all I got were a few laughs. Call me strange, but I was really looking forward to this DVD. What can I say... I love circus freaks! Too bad everything was faker than a goat with a horn glued to its head (the famed barnum & bailey unicorn.)This DVD won't get your rocks off. [read the full review]
review from 12/13/1999:
I was expecting some serious hilarity - and all I got were a few laughs. Call me strange, but I was really looking forward to this DVD. What can I say... I love circus freaks! Too bad everything was faker than a goat with a horn glued to its head (the famed barnum & bailey unicorn.)This DVD won't get your rocks off. [read the full review]
(2.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Missy, Debi, Obsession, Tabitha, Donna, Kimberly
Studio: Metro
Release date: 4/24/2000
Ultra Kinky 6: Deep Anal Impact review summaries:
Evil_Rip's
Ultra Kinky 6: Deep Anal Impact WARNING: Terrible PORNO! First Impression: This is an update to the review given by another faithful reviewer. I agree with him. This is a nasty terrible porno. Please do not waste your money on this. Give that money to unisef instead if you must spend money. Review: Wow the title says it all! Ultra Kinky Deep Anal! So was it good? HELL'S NO!!! I bought this DVD about a year ago. At the time I didn't know any better. I wanted to see some dirty anal action instead I was barraged with grossness and girls that looked so bored. I swear there's a scene where a girl is reading a newspaper or magazine. Poor video quality poor audio quality. There is this one scene where they keep filling her butt with lube and she squeezes and it flows out of her. Ewwwwwwww!!!!! This DVD was filled with people I've never heard or seen before. [read the full review]
review from 2/27/2001:
Ultra Kinky 6: Deep Anal Impact WARNING: Terrible PORNO! First Impression: This is an update to the review given by another faithful reviewer. I agree with him. This is a nasty terrible porno. Please do not waste your money on this. Give that money to unisef instead if you must spend money. Review: Wow the title says it all! Ultra Kinky Deep Anal! So was it good? HELL'S NO!!! I bought this DVD about a year ago. At the time I didn't know any better. I wanted to see some dirty anal action instead I was barraged with grossness and girls that looked so bored. I swear there's a scene where a girl is reading a newspaper or magazine. Poor video quality poor audio quality. There is this one scene where they keep filling her butt with lube and she squeezes and it flows out of her. Ewwwwwwww!!!!! This DVD was filled with people I've never heard or seen before. [read the full review]
sonic's
Studio: MetroQuality of dvd picture and audio:Image is pretty good in some scenes..not a Timeless image but very fair. Sound is stereo and the music tunes while banging..sucks.Chapter 1:The disc begins with this black stud..(he is the only attractive male out of the entire male porn star cast on this disc) and this fine black chic. Okay..let's skip the lame acting..and jump to the nasty. First..this scene led me to believe that Deep Anal Impact is what this disc is not all about. I mean..he bangs her on this table..they stop..she sucks him..he bangs her..they stop..she sucks him..oooh the dragging..truly..this couple could not perform great on the camera it's like they had no idea what they were doing.Anyways..it ends with the dude ejaculating on her back. Where's the anal?!? I mean..there is only a couple of seconds with doggy anal..but..that was seconds! They did not even show the brother sticking in his dick up her ass. What a jip. Deep Anal Impact..yeah right! What's sad..the Metro box on the back shows this chic bent over on the sofa..with the guy's wee-wee inside of her. [read the full review]
review from 3/3/2000:
Studio: MetroQuality of dvd picture and audio:Image is pretty good in some scenes..not a Timeless image but very fair. Sound is stereo and the music tunes while banging..sucks.Chapter 1:The disc begins with this black stud..(he is the only attractive male out of the entire male porn star cast on this disc) and this fine black chic. Okay..let's skip the lame acting..and jump to the nasty. First..this scene led me to believe that Deep Anal Impact is what this disc is not all about. I mean..he bangs her on this table..they stop..she sucks him..he bangs her..they stop..she sucks him..oooh the dragging..truly..this couple could not perform great on the camera it's like they had no idea what they were doing.Anyways..it ends with the dude ejaculating on her back. Where's the anal?!? I mean..there is only a couple of seconds with doggy anal..but..that was seconds! They did not even show the brother sticking in his dick up her ass. What a jip. Deep Anal Impact..yeah right! What's sad..the Metro box on the back shows this chic bent over on the sofa..with the guy's wee-wee inside of her. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mathew Thomas, Kody Fields, Paolo Centori, Kip Kasey, Dirk Adams, Jeffrey Feliciano, Don Dawson, Danny Brown
Studio: Metro
Release date: 4/24/2000
While The Cat's Away (Metro) review summaries:
Netguy's
If Karen Dior were given a bit more of a budget her movies might not be that bad, unfortunately she doesnt have much so they tend to be average at best. The story is thin and the scenes arent really related too much, just 5 segments with one being a solo. The guys are all average looking which is refreshing. Nice cocks and asses and no "super model" types. Just your guy next door. It begins with Don Dawson and Dirk Adams lying in bed. Both of these guys are rather cute, young, dark hair and a bit Spanish looking. They appear they could almost be brothers, which is kind of erotic in itself. Don goes down on Dirks erect cock and begins to chow down until Dirk turns around and they 69 for a bit. Dirk puts a condom on a couple of his fingers and finger fucks Don until he plows Dons ass with the real thing. After a bit they both lay next to each other and jerk off. An average scene with nothing to special. Don appears to be a driver and has to run out to take Paolo Centori to Hawaii. Next we have Dany Brown and Jeffrey Feliciano. [read the full review]
review from 2/16/2001:
If Karen Dior were given a bit more of a budget her movies might not be that bad, unfortunately she doesnt have much so they tend to be average at best. The story is thin and the scenes arent really related too much, just 5 segments with one being a solo. The guys are all average looking which is refreshing. Nice cocks and asses and no "super model" types. Just your guy next door. It begins with Don Dawson and Dirk Adams lying in bed. Both of these guys are rather cute, young, dark hair and a bit Spanish looking. They appear they could almost be brothers, which is kind of erotic in itself. Don goes down on Dirks erect cock and begins to chow down until Dirk turns around and they 69 for a bit. Dirk puts a condom on a couple of his fingers and finger fucks Don until he plows Dons ass with the real thing. After a bit they both lay next to each other and jerk off. An average scene with nothing to special. Don appears to be a driver and has to run out to take Paolo Centori to Hawaii. Next we have Dany Brown and Jeffrey Feliciano. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jill Kelly, Sana Fey, Kyle Stone, Mark Davis, Inari Vachs, Eric Price, Jake Steed, Dee [II] (classic female), Johnni Black, J.J. Michaels, Stephanie Swift, Houston, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 4/24/2000
BackSeat Driver 5 (Metro) review summaries:
Peter North Is My Hero's
I picked up this oldie but definite goody for the sole purpose of wanting to see Jake Steed sodomize Inari Vachs. Backseat Driver only set me back $9.00, so I swiped it up without even noticing what a truly amazing lineup of porn legends it features. Besides Jake and Inari, BSD #5 boasts two additional superstars of that era (1998!): Houston AND Jill Kelly getting analized. I was futher impressed to see that the rest of the cast was comprised of lesser-famous, but well-known, beauties who were Metro standbys for years: Hot Redhead, Big-Boobed Sana Fay, Sydnee Steele, and Johnni Black. HOUSTON AND STEPHANIE SWIFT BEING FUCKED BY MARK DAVIS Besides Jake Steed, quasi-famous Mark Davis is the only guy worth mentioning by name. Stephanie Swift is unremarkable in my book so I'm just going to focus on Houston's anal-intrusion. In 1998, Houston was in her prime: Small, yet athletic-looking ass, BIG, perfectly-rounded, enhanced-titties, trim, super-skinny body. My lord, she had some big Labia (which were publicly reduced via surgery). [read the full review]
review from 7/7/2005:
I picked up this oldie but definite goody for the sole purpose of wanting to see Jake Steed sodomize Inari Vachs. Backseat Driver only set me back $9.00, so I swiped it up without even noticing what a truly amazing lineup of porn legends it features. Besides Jake and Inari, BSD #5 boasts two additional superstars of that era (1998!): Houston AND Jill Kelly getting analized. I was futher impressed to see that the rest of the cast was comprised of lesser-famous, but well-known, beauties who were Metro standbys for years: Hot Redhead, Big-Boobed Sana Fay, Sydnee Steele, and Johnni Black. HOUSTON AND STEPHANIE SWIFT BEING FUCKED BY MARK DAVIS Besides Jake Steed, quasi-famous Mark Davis is the only guy worth mentioning by name. Stephanie Swift is unremarkable in my book so I'm just going to focus on Houston's anal-intrusion. In 1998, Houston was in her prime: Small, yet athletic-looking ass, BIG, perfectly-rounded, enhanced-titties, trim, super-skinny body. My lord, she had some big Labia (which were publicly reduced via surgery). [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Leanni Lei, Alex Sanders, Jake Steed, Vince Vouyer, Tyce Bune, T.J. Hart, Christgen Wolf, Elle Devyne, Sheila Stone, Wendi Knight, Blair Segal, Shelia Stone
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 4/24/2000
BackSeat Driver 6 (Metro) review summaries:
Evil_Rip's
Back Seat Driver 6: Anal Whiplash Studio: Metro Starring Female: Sheila Stone, Christgen Wolf, Leanni Lei, Wendi Knight, Blair Segal, T.J. Hart, Elle Devyne, Starring Male: Vince Voyeur, Mark Davis Looks: Overall great. The women are hot. And Vince Voyeur is one of the few guys I don't mind seeing in porn. Format: Double Sided DVD Features: Chapter Selection, Photo Gallery, Trailers First Impression: Nothing wrong with a little ass now and then. I wasn't expecting much this is one of those Metro Titles on sale. Glad I got my moneys worth. Likes: In general pretty Girls. Some good looking guys. Music: Oh yeah.. well at least it was toned down so we can hear the action. Dislikes: Guys that talk too much. Especially the last scene that guy was annoying. He should quit talking. Occasionally we'll hear vince say something but at least for the most part he's not talking. And rough sex is okay.. but I don't like watching stuff that looks like it could hurt someone. [read the full review]
review from 2/27/2001:
Back Seat Driver 6: Anal Whiplash Studio: Metro Starring Female: Sheila Stone, Christgen Wolf, Leanni Lei, Wendi Knight, Blair Segal, T.J. Hart, Elle Devyne, Starring Male: Vince Voyeur, Mark Davis Looks: Overall great. The women are hot. And Vince Voyeur is one of the few guys I don't mind seeing in porn. Format: Double Sided DVD Features: Chapter Selection, Photo Gallery, Trailers First Impression: Nothing wrong with a little ass now and then. I wasn't expecting much this is one of those Metro Titles on sale. Glad I got my moneys worth. Likes: In general pretty Girls. Some good looking guys. Music: Oh yeah.. well at least it was toned down so we can hear the action. Dislikes: Guys that talk too much. Especially the last scene that guy was annoying. He should quit talking. Occasionally we'll hear vince say something but at least for the most part he's not talking. And rough sex is okay.. but I don't like watching stuff that looks like it could hurt someone. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Julie Meadows, Eric Price, Jake Steed, Vince Vouyer, Jewel, Malitia, Blair Segal, Candi Cash, Rich Handsome, Charlese LaMour
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 4/24/2000
Backseat Driver 7 (Metro) review summaries:
Evil_Rip's
BackSeat Driver 7 Studio: Metro Starring Female: Jewel, Charlese La Moure, Blair Segal, Malitia, Julie Meadows Looks: Hey Look at all the pretty ladies. Hey its blair segal.. hey Julie Meadows. (For some reason she reminds me of one of the hippie aunt in the TV show Sabrina, Teenage witch but a younger naughtier version of course) First Impression: Yippie my latest volume. BooooHooo this wasnt great at all. Just below average. Cute little Blair caught a Rash from Roach Man. Review: Normally Blair Segal looks cute. Not in this DVD. I don't want to bag on anyones looks, but Miss Segal was having a very bad day. Her complexion wasn't clear and her face looked puffy. It was like If you want to see Blair in a good anal scene check her out in the previous installment. (BackSeat Driver 6). I was disappointed I was looking forward to another tasty scene. So besides looks, how was the action? IT wasnt half bad. She and Mark Davis do the romp. She shows her pleasant girl next door charm. [read the full review]
review from 2/27/2001:
BackSeat Driver 7 Studio: Metro Starring Female: Jewel, Charlese La Moure, Blair Segal, Malitia, Julie Meadows Looks: Hey Look at all the pretty ladies. Hey its blair segal.. hey Julie Meadows. (For some reason she reminds me of one of the hippie aunt in the TV show Sabrina, Teenage witch but a younger naughtier version of course) First Impression: Yippie my latest volume. BooooHooo this wasnt great at all. Just below average. Cute little Blair caught a Rash from Roach Man. Review: Normally Blair Segal looks cute. Not in this DVD. I don't want to bag on anyones looks, but Miss Segal was having a very bad day. Her complexion wasn't clear and her face looked puffy. It was like If you want to see Blair in a good anal scene check her out in the previous installment. (BackSeat Driver 6). I was disappointed I was looking forward to another tasty scene. So besides looks, how was the action? IT wasnt half bad. She and Mark Davis do the romp. She shows her pleasant girl next door charm. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Mark Davis, Julie Meadows, Jessica Jewel, Jake Steed, Vince Vouyer, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Kristina St. James, Wendi Knight, Kimi, Kimi Gee, Ava Vincent
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 4/24/2000
Backseat Driver 8 (Metro) review summaries:
Rembrandt X's
BACKSEAT DRIVER 08 Production date: December 1998 Wendi Knight / Age: late 20s / Scene 1 Anal sex: **: doggy Blow job: *** Vaginal sex: **: cowgirl (this couldve been better if there had been no assgrabbing: keep those asses handsfree!) Comment: If sexdroids existed Wendi Knight could be one: Shes quite good-looking, has a nice body and shows no emotion whatsoever. Nothing she does is bad or very good; shes just going through the motions. The least energetic scene of this movie. (Allysin Chaynes is also in this scene, but does no anal. [read the full review]
review from 9/3/2003:
BACKSEAT DRIVER 08 Production date: December 1998 Wendi Knight / Age: late 20s / Scene 1 Anal sex: **: doggy Blow job: *** Vaginal sex: **: cowgirl (this couldve been better if there had been no assgrabbing: keep those asses handsfree!) Comment: If sexdroids existed Wendi Knight could be one: Shes quite good-looking, has a nice body and shows no emotion whatsoever. Nothing she does is bad or very good; shes just going through the motions. The least energetic scene of this movie. (Allysin Chaynes is also in this scene, but does no anal. [read the full review]
(3.4 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Candy Vegas, Inari Vachs, Rebecca Wild, Candy Apples, Katie Gold, Timber, Jacklyn Lick, Melanie Stone, Sabrina Johnson, Bianca Trump, Sunshine Blue, Tangerine, Nellie Pierce, Zina Fox, Phyllisha Blue, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Metro
Release date: 4/24/2000
Blowjob Fantasies (Toxxxic / Metro) review summaries:
All reviews of Blowjob Fantasies (Toxxxic / Metro)
Anulka's
I love this movie, it was one of the first porn films I ever saw. The girls in the film perform some amazing blowjobs and from a female's point of view it is very educational, all girls should watch this movie. Within a few days of seeing it I was acting out some of the scenes with my boyfriends. The best of the scenes are: Candy Apples and Katy Gold suck a guy off together. At one point Katy is fingering her slit and she says "Do you like it when I play with my pussy?". All the guys I've tried this with answer with a resounding "Yes!!" At the end of the scene Candy is wanking the cock up and down and she looks right at the camera and says "Look how nice your cock is, so hard 'n' erect". Not suprisingly the guy soon comes all over their faces and they lick it off each other and finish by giggling at the camera saying "It's all good!" As I'm english, I particularly like the scene with the lovely Sabrina Johnson as a schoolgirl sucking her 'stepfather' off. There is a wonderful upskirt shot (also in the title sequence)of her showing all her vulva from underneath, and the scene has obviously got her excited because all her slit has opened. [read the full review]
review from 3/8/2007:
I love this movie, it was one of the first porn films I ever saw. The girls in the film perform some amazing blowjobs and from a female's point of view it is very educational, all girls should watch this movie. Within a few days of seeing it I was acting out some of the scenes with my boyfriends. The best of the scenes are: Candy Apples and Katy Gold suck a guy off together. At one point Katy is fingering her slit and she says "Do you like it when I play with my pussy?". All the guys I've tried this with answer with a resounding "Yes!!" At the end of the scene Candy is wanking the cock up and down and she looks right at the camera and says "Look how nice your cock is, so hard 'n' erect". Not suprisingly the guy soon comes all over their faces and they lick it off each other and finish by giggling at the camera saying "It's all good!" As I'm english, I particularly like the scene with the lovely Sabrina Johnson as a schoolgirl sucking her 'stepfather' off. There is a wonderful upskirt shot (also in the title sequence)of her showing all her vulva from underneath, and the scene has obviously got her excited because all her slit has opened. [read the full review]
facial fanatic's
Right off the bat this movie is great for a number of reasons. 1.) You never see any of the male performers' faces. It's all shot from their POV, so the camera focuses at nearly all times on the girl's face slobbing on an anonymous guy's dick. 2.) The girls do alot of baby-talking to the camera; always saying just the right things at the right times. 3.) With one or two exceptions which are to be avoided using the skip forward button, nearly all the girls are hot. Not hot, like say, Jemna Jamison or Terra Patrick hot; but rather, hot like an everyday day young girl that you'd turn your head to watch walk by, at say, a shopping mall. On second thought, I'd definiteley rate Inari Vachs, Bianca Trump, Rebecca Wild, and Candy Vegas as smoking. 4.) It contains one of the greatest facials ever caught on film. The aforementioned scene stars Phyllisha Blue and a very famous dick of gigantic proportions. Phyllisha is typical of most of the girls in this feature. She's attractive and very young, but her looks are not on the level of Inari Vachs or Bianca Trump. Still, she gives an amazing performance here that alone is worth the price of this flick. [read the full review]
review from 9/23/2002:
Right off the bat this movie is great for a number of reasons. 1.) You never see any of the male performers' faces. It's all shot from their POV, so the camera focuses at nearly all times on the girl's face slobbing on an anonymous guy's dick. 2.) The girls do alot of baby-talking to the camera; always saying just the right things at the right times. 3.) With one or two exceptions which are to be avoided using the skip forward button, nearly all the girls are hot. Not hot, like say, Jemna Jamison or Terra Patrick hot; but rather, hot like an everyday day young girl that you'd turn your head to watch walk by, at say, a shopping mall. On second thought, I'd definiteley rate Inari Vachs, Bianca Trump, Rebecca Wild, and Candy Vegas as smoking. 4.) It contains one of the greatest facials ever caught on film. The aforementioned scene stars Phyllisha Blue and a very famous dick of gigantic proportions. Phyllisha is typical of most of the girls in this feature. She's attractive and very young, but her looks are not on the level of Inari Vachs or Bianca Trump. Still, she gives an amazing performance here that alone is worth the price of this flick. [read the full review]
Endorphin's
Starring: Sydnee Steele, Candy Apples, Katie Gold, Melanie Stone, Sabrina Johnson, Tangerine, Bianca Trump, Phyllisha Blue, Nellie Pierce, Timber, Candy Vegas, Sunshine Blue, Zina Fox, Rebecca Wild, Jacklyn Lick, Inari Vachs Pros: Melanie Stone's ass!!, fantasy driven, Sydnee's body, intensity of scene with Candy Apples and Katie Gold, don't see the guy's face Cons: most of the girls were not very attractive, weak cum shots For me, this DVD provided the classic example of a DVD that does not live up to the expectations of the trailer. I saw the trailer and was very eager to see all of those hot chicks giving head. I couldn't wait to see it. I especially was eager to see that girl on the stairs (later I found out it was Melanie Stone). What a great ass? Now that I look back on it, the trailer was a classic case of quick editing and graphics covering up things that may persuade the person not to buy it. The really vital information was not given. [read the full review]
review from 6/29/2001:
Starring: Sydnee Steele, Candy Apples, Katie Gold, Melanie Stone, Sabrina Johnson, Tangerine, Bianca Trump, Phyllisha Blue, Nellie Pierce, Timber, Candy Vegas, Sunshine Blue, Zina Fox, Rebecca Wild, Jacklyn Lick, Inari Vachs Pros: Melanie Stone's ass!!, fantasy driven, Sydnee's body, intensity of scene with Candy Apples and Katie Gold, don't see the guy's face Cons: most of the girls were not very attractive, weak cum shots For me, this DVD provided the classic example of a DVD that does not live up to the expectations of the trailer. I saw the trailer and was very eager to see all of those hot chicks giving head. I couldn't wait to see it. I especially was eager to see that girl on the stairs (later I found out it was Melanie Stone). What a great ass? Now that I look back on it, the trailer was a classic case of quick editing and graphics covering up things that may persuade the person not to buy it. The really vital information was not given. [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jason Cruise, Ted Cox, Andy Fuller, Eric Gallo, Tony Davis, Mark Mathews, Andrew Michaels, Lee McMillan, Nick Leonetti, Randy Mixer, Tyler Scott, Drew Nolan, Cort Stevens, Marc Romano, Tex Anthony, Hall Ross, Eric Ryan, Rev Sutton, Kevin Wiles
Studio: Metro
Release date: 4/24/2000
I Love A Man In Uniform (Metro) review summaries:
Feels So Right's
Uggh!!! This is bad even for Metro standards!! All the footage in this disc is VERY old and it looks VERY bad!! There are some cute old school performers, but the quality of this disc is atrocious!! This disc is disqualified from plot category, as it's a compilation. Features: Ummm...moving along... The stars: Well, we're not given any names before the scenes (though the ones that do are frequently wrong). There is a list of performers on the box, but I wouldn't go by that, as I don't recall seeing any of the performers on the list that I do know in this feature. Or perhaps I was just trying to block this horrid mess from my memory. Scene One: This is actually a very long scene and there's a chapter break in the middle of it. A prisoner (in a very bad prison cell set) is spanking the monkey to a Penthouse. Some fresh meat is thrown into the cell, they talk a bit, and the new guy goes down and winds up getting fucked. At the chapter break, the warden comes in and takes his turn with the new guy. [read the full review]
review from 6/14/2001:
Uggh!!! This is bad even for Metro standards!! All the footage in this disc is VERY old and it looks VERY bad!! There are some cute old school performers, but the quality of this disc is atrocious!! This disc is disqualified from plot category, as it's a compilation. Features: Ummm...moving along... The stars: Well, we're not given any names before the scenes (though the ones that do are frequently wrong). There is a list of performers on the box, but I wouldn't go by that, as I don't recall seeing any of the performers on the list that I do know in this feature. Or perhaps I was just trying to block this horrid mess from my memory. Scene One: This is actually a very long scene and there's a chapter break in the middle of it. A prisoner (in a very bad prison cell set) is spanking the monkey to a Penthouse. Some fresh meat is thrown into the cell, they talk a bit, and the new guy goes down and winds up getting fucked. At the chapter break, the warden comes in and takes his turn with the new guy. [read the full review]
Zazel (1 DVD Release) review summaries:
All reviews of Zazel (1 DVD Release)
FacIan's
Zazel A Review by FacIan Title Zazel - Philip Mond's Scent of Love Translation: n/a Studio: Metro Collection: n/a Price: 14 Format: NTSC Actions and Key Words Action: Lesbian; Straight, Anal Fetish: Body painting; Tattoo; Latex; High heels; Lingerie (more likely: Sexy outfits); Big tits Initial expectation Something new. Something nice. Something erotic. Something different! General comment This film is really out of the standard production. It is a long dream made of different fantasies. The girls are absolutely gorgeous and the scenes are really hot! This film is one of the kind you can put in a visible place on your DVD shelf and if someone asks about it you can answer: "That? Porn? Not at all! It is an adult film for sure, but far from porn!" What I mean is that the point of this film is obviously not the sex actions but all what is around it. Screen shots You can find the screen shots of this film on my site. The screen shots are here. DVD perspective Picture is good. [read the full review]
review from 3/10/2003:
Zazel A Review by FacIan Title Zazel - Philip Mond's Scent of Love Translation: n/a Studio: Metro Collection: n/a Price: 14 Format: NTSC Actions and Key Words Action: Lesbian; Straight, Anal Fetish: Body painting; Tattoo; Latex; High heels; Lingerie (more likely: Sexy outfits); Big tits Initial expectation Something new. Something nice. Something erotic. Something different! General comment This film is really out of the standard production. It is a long dream made of different fantasies. The girls are absolutely gorgeous and the scenes are really hot! This film is one of the kind you can put in a visible place on your DVD shelf and if someone asks about it you can answer: "That? Porn? Not at all! It is an adult film for sure, but far from porn!" What I mean is that the point of this film is obviously not the sex actions but all what is around it. Screen shots You can find the screen shots of this film on my site. The screen shots are here. DVD perspective Picture is good. [read the full review]
Goldmember's
ZazelAn Official Selection of the Goldmember Masterpiece Collection What is the Masterpiece Collection? I suppose it is my personal pornography Hall of Fame. It is only for those select films that I consider to be at the very pinnacle of the industry. This is an honor reserved only for films that I believe will stand the test of time. Zazel - The Details Studio - Metro Director - Philip Mond Female Cast - Sasha Vinni, Anna Romero, Brooke Lane, Gina LaMarca, Grace Harlow, Helena, Lene Hefner, Nikie St. Gilles Male Cast - Devin, Kevin James, Drew Reese, Antionio Valentino, Jon, Running Time - 2 hours 5min (approx) Overall Impression It was a very difficult for me to decide if this movie deserved five stars. The film has some serious faults, but many remarkable scenes. It does have some pacing problems in that there are a few scenes (as beautiful and erotic as they may be) are a too much style over substance. That said this film is amazing, and contains one of the best looking casts assembled. [read the full review]
review from 8/6/2002:
ZazelAn Official Selection of the Goldmember Masterpiece Collection What is the Masterpiece Collection? I suppose it is my personal pornography Hall of Fame. It is only for those select films that I consider to be at the very pinnacle of the industry. This is an honor reserved only for films that I believe will stand the test of time. Zazel - The Details Studio - Metro Director - Philip Mond Female Cast - Sasha Vinni, Anna Romero, Brooke Lane, Gina LaMarca, Grace Harlow, Helena, Lene Hefner, Nikie St. Gilles Male Cast - Devin, Kevin James, Drew Reese, Antionio Valentino, Jon, Running Time - 2 hours 5min (approx) Overall Impression It was a very difficult for me to decide if this movie deserved five stars. The film has some serious faults, but many remarkable scenes. It does have some pacing problems in that there are a few scenes (as beautiful and erotic as they may be) are a too much style over substance. That said this film is amazing, and contains one of the best looking casts assembled. [read the full review]
dumblonde's
Writer/Director/Videographer: Philip Mond Running length: 2 hrs. 5 min. D.O.P. 10/26/95 Female cast: Sasha Vinni, Lene Hefner, Anna Romeo, Gina LaMarca, Nikki St.Gilles, Brooke Lane Male cast: Antonio Valentino, Kevin James, Drew Reese, Devin, Jon Audio/Video: The video was excellent, with vibrant colors and no graininess that I noticed. Most of the music in it is quite nice and well matched, with the exception of a hideous vocal that was playing during the first male/female scene. Gawd, that was awful, and seemed totally out of place. There's no talking other than Sasha's occasional narration and less than resonant voiceovers. [read the full review]
review from 5/28/2002:
Writer/Director/Videographer: Philip Mond Running length: 2 hrs. 5 min. D.O.P. 10/26/95 Female cast: Sasha Vinni, Lene Hefner, Anna Romeo, Gina LaMarca, Nikki St.Gilles, Brooke Lane Male cast: Antonio Valentino, Kevin James, Drew Reese, Devin, Jon Audio/Video: The video was excellent, with vibrant colors and no graininess that I noticed. Most of the music in it is quite nice and well matched, with the exception of a hideous vocal that was playing during the first male/female scene. Gawd, that was awful, and seemed totally out of place. There's no talking other than Sasha's occasional narration and less than resonant voiceovers. [read the full review]
