Ultimate Squirting Machine 2, The Review

Reviewed by AlexGogol  on  5/13/2001

Name: The Ultimate Squirting Machine, Vol. II: Squirts Up
Studio: Metro/Ground Zero Entertainment
Director: Michael Adam
Production Year: 1999
Running Time: 96 minutes

Performers:
Tina Cherry & Mark Cummings
Lola & Tice Bune
Chaz Vincent & Eric Draven
Stric-9
Brian Surewood & Mila

Scene 1: Sex
A very attractive blonde and her partner (Tina Cherry & Mark Cummings) exchange oral favors in a nice hotel room with a huge bed. The blonde's movements and facial expressions are very arousing, and she is very active throughout the entire duration of the scene. We get to see all kinds of positions. In the end, she squirts and the guy comes all over her face.

Scene 2: Squirting
Tina is preparing her squirting mixture. She and her partner appear in a large bath tab, where Mark pumps water into Tina’s pussy and she squirts a couple of times.

Scene 3: Lola’s adventures
The scene starts with a tall brunette sowing off in front of her partner (Lola & Tice Bune). Lola is very sexy and seductive here, unlike in some of her other movies. Tice licks her pussy and fingers her. She gives him a blowjob while gently masturbating. They have sex in 6-7 different positions, and Tice finally comes on Lola’s face.

Scene 4: Breast-feeding
The woman from this scene is not attractive, so I fast forwarded most of it. The couple (Chaz Vincent & Eric Draven) has oral and vaginal sex, with Chaz spraying milk from her breasts throughout the intercourse, and Eric coming on her face in the end. To all the disadvantages of this scene, it is shot on crappy background.

Scene 5: Masturbating Beauty
The redhead from this scene (Stric-9) is guaranteed to make you come. She massages her shaved pussy right in front of the camera spreading herself on a huge bed in a hotel room. She charms you with her facial expressions and moaning, while masturbating and touching her pussy. You can see her mirror image on a mirror wall. She comes closer to the mirror and continues her self-satisfying efforts. Of course, some of her moaning is fake, but she is a good actress, so it’s not that obvious. The scene ends with her squirting on the floor of the hotel room.

Scene 6: Fetish (Brian Surewood & Mila)
Mila is thrusting her dildo in and out that leads to some squirting and deep moaning. Brian (he’s masked here) starts off playing pool. He then goes down on Mila, which she enjoys very much. They reverse their roles, and she sucks Brian’s penis until he comes into her mouth. The couple turns to vaginal sex with Mila on top. In the next subscene, Brian f…s her on a pool table. She squirts and moans. They then move to a bed where we see some vaginal sex mixed with dildo action and squirting. In the very end, there is some anal sex as well. Mila makes Brian come by giving him a blowjob.

Video/Audio Quality is quite high in most of the scenes. The scenes are clear and well lightened. All the sounds are transferred clearly, but there is some background noise (it’s not disturbing).

Extras:
Photo Gallery contains about 15 average quality pictures
The rest is nothing special, except for 38 Metro/Cal Vista trailers on Side 2.

Overall: In my opinion, this DVD contains 3 scenes that are worth watching – 1,2, and 5. The rest of the scenes have unattractive performers and are too raw. If you like row sex, this DVD is worth the money. There is no artistic touch in this compilation, so if you’re looking for an erotic masterpiece, you won’t find it here. The squirting scenes are short and not very arousing.