Ultra Kinky 6: Deep Anal Impact Review

Reviewed by sonic  on  3/3/2000

Studio: Metro

Quality of dvd picture and audio:

Image is pretty good in some scenes..not a Timeless image but very fair. Sound is stereo and the music tunes while banging..sucks.

Chapter 1:

The disc begins with this black stud..(he is the only attractive male out of the entire male porn star cast on this disc) and this fine black chic. Okay..let's skip the lame acting..and jump to the nasty. First..this scene led me to believe that Deep Anal Impact is what this disc is not all about. I mean..he bangs her on this table..they stop..she sucks him..he bangs her..they stop..she sucks him..oooh the dragging..truly..this couple could not perform great on the camera it's like they had no idea what they were doing.

Anyways..it ends with the dude ejaculating on her back. Where's the anal?!? I mean..there is only a couple of seconds with doggy anal..but..that was seconds! They did not even show the brother sticking in his dick up her ass. What a jip. Deep Anal Impact..yeah right! What's sad..the Metro box on the back shows this chic bent over on the sofa..with the guy's wee-wee inside of her. I didn't see that in this scene! What a jip.

Chapter 2:

"WELL, I WAS JUST THINKING." Huh?!? Why was this said in the beginning of this chapter!?! Oh..must be the great editing. Sheesh..and now..for the funniest performance ever..in a porno movie! It starts off with this women...ha ha ha..paralyzed..like if she came from another dimension (the acting gig is supposed to be like this..alien stuff). She is just there..standing straight..just waiting! What's so funny is her face..it cracks me up..because of the longetivity of time..standing there still..and keeping a straight face...GWaaaa hah haa ha!!! Oh boy..let me control myself. Anyways..these two little trolls..(man, these two guys are so unattractive! Where they get these little dudes?)..comes to her presence..and she sucks both of their tools..I mean both tools in her mouth! Hugh! Then..immediately the camera focuses on her..doing cowgirl anal with one of the guys. That was fast!

Jumping ahead more on this chapter..she is in doggystyle position..and both dudes stick their tools in her ass! YUCK! Gross..oh...later on..we see her huge butt hole open like the Lincoln Tunnel..and one of the dudes puts oil in there, followed by spit! Gross..enough of this nasty scene. Ok..you got me..it's Deep Anal!

Chapter 3:

Missy! Missy is in this scene..a chic who's ass I deeply like..what a gorgeous ass! Her scene was the best one of all in this disc. No weird shit..just hardcore vagina..and anal sex. Jumping to the sex action and forgetting about the great acting (sarcasim), Missy sucks the guy off in a sofa..then another guy comes into the picture and puts down her panties..etc. Oh..the mass on her ass! I'm such a butt guy. Jumping a few minutes ahead on this scene..she is jumping up and down on this guy's cock....and she's blowing the other guy behind the guy she's riding. She just rocks..and rocks..up and down..up and down..while spreading her fat meaty ass with both of her hands.

WHAM!..the guy being fucked by Missy cums. He fucked her pretty good by the way...with his stiff sword..and she couldn't control herself. Then...the camera has her..bent over..while the other dude is fucking her twank. Wham!..he cums quickly. You know..it's understandable why they cum so fast...Missy looks so damn hot in this disc..her body..her hair..gorgeous. Then the camera catches her in doggystyle position..with both of the dudes giving her double penetration. One in her meaty ass..and the other..in her tight pussy. As you know, like I said...WHAM..and WHAM!

Chapter 4 & 5:

Starts off with this young looking girl..with a hot body. I mean hot..tight..young..tight..hips...tits..ass..HOT. She looks fairly attractive in this disc..but I know she could look way better. I mean..what makes her look mediocre..is her hair. It's all messed up..and gives us the impression, that she just woke up..outta bed and ready for filming. This scene is Gonzo. She is talking to the camera..then the next chapter which is 5..she is taking off her clothes. In this scene..this old man comes in..and she is sucking his small schlong..while she is sticking a big giant red dildo in her twat. This guy is ugly. Man. What a lucky bastard. Kind of a turn on in a way because he is an old fart..and she is young. He fucks her ass..he fingers her ass....he is nasty with her ass. Grandpa..you naughty man! Cool scene..not that bad. Chic needs a hair job..and a bit of lipstick..to enhance her looks.

Chapter 6:

Ladies and Gentlemen..may I present to you..crackwoman! Ok sonic that was mean. Why did I say that? She is attractive..pretty face..gorgeous light eyes..why did I say that? Well..something is just up with her..no..not the guys dick..but she cannot seem to stand still...like she is so jumpy..and horny! I mean..extremely horny or jumpy..one of the two. The guy is trying to do something with her..but she cannot seem to control herself. She gets it in the ass nicely later on..and when the scene is over..she jumps like Air Jordan on the table..and cleans the table with her buttcheeks! Weird! The guy just grins..and stares..exactly like me at home, I tell you that much. This scene is the most horrible looking out of the entire disc..it doesn't belong in this package. It belongs..in another porn movie. The image is horrible. No deep deep anal..just hardcore anal.

Chapter 7:

Remember grandpa? Heee's baaaaack! It goes to show you how badly made this disc is..this chapter could take place right after chapter 5..but they had to put chapter 6 in the middle..a chapter that looks so damn dark, faded..well, like I said..does not belong on this disc. Well this time..grandpa is with this cute young girl. She's a cutie. Scene starts off with the cutie...relentlessly sucking his schlong. All the saliva dripping is kinda gross. I didn't like that. He then proceeds to bang her cute tits..(gorgeous breasts)..then picks her up by the hand and bends her over a table..(scene takes place in an office)..and drops her white thong..(her ass cheeks are so beefy!)(her outfit is so damn erotic..like a cheerleader outfit)..and bands her twat from behind.

This chic is attractive..in resemblence, she reminds me of my favorite celebrity..Cameron Diaz. Something about her face and hair and eyes that reminds me of her. Well..grandpa is a lucky bastard! Then..he shoves her..(pushes her with force..getting kinky there old man hunh?)..into this office chair..and she spreads her legs..with her ankles about to touch her forhead. Grandpa starts fingering her twat..(she looks so damn cute spreaded..ummm..)..and sticks four fingers in her twank. "Ummmmmmmmmm" she moans. Ok..then..he jams his finger in her small tight ass. He then tries to stick his finger out of her vagina, while his finger is in her ass! Somehow..I am not given the impression that she is enjoying it. I mean, she looks like..."get it over with fellas." Throughout the entire scene..in all honesty..she doesn't seem to thrilled. Wonder why..heh heh!

Anyways..he fucks her in the ass lovely...(lucky old..ahhh I give up!)..and then apparently he cums inside her ass..because when the camera focuses on her ass..the cum is dripping. Why they couldn't show when grandpa came in her? In this very end..she starts talking and puts a happy face!!! Go figure!!! Ha ha ha! This chic is cool! Slick!

Chapter 8:

Ohh..a very very desperate cry of help from this cute brunette chic. She is gorgeous. What is she doing in this movie? She looks..decent..not kinky or slut behavior type. She is with a black dude..(not the black stud from chapter 1)..and he is well hung. Lets skip ahead..because I did not like this scene. He fucks her cute pussy..then jams it into her ass. She is crying. I mean..the moans. Then..the camera focuses on them two..standing up..and he is fucking her ass from behind..while she is kinda like..standing up, on front of this huge mirror. If you look at her facial expressions..she is about to die! She is pratically screaming..and moaning in pain. She nodds her head like she can't take it anymore..oh the pain.

I did not like this scene one bit..because I feel a woman during sex..should feel comfortable..and into it..relaxed..at all times. Sure..a bit of hard banging is ok, but not like this. This scene is not extremely horrendous..but..I didn't like the cute chic being in pain. If she exaggerated....damn she's a good actress!!! Though I deeply feel she wasn't acting.

Likes:

Chapter 3 & chapter 7. Chapter 4 & 5 were ok.

Dislikes:

Chapter 1, 2, 6 and 8.

Overall opinion:

This disc is for people who like extreme sex. Only one scene on this disc truly says Deep Anal Impact..but the rest are your basic hardcore anal sex stuff. I will keep this disc because of Missy's scene..and that Cameron Diaz look-a-like chic..(not identical, ok gang..but..in my eyes she looks a bit like her..and that's a turn on for me)..which makes this disc a keeper. I rated "Male performer's looks" very low..because only the beauty here are the chics..I am not being mean, but the truth should be said, and I say that almost the entire male cast are butt ugly, minus the black stud in the beginning in chapter 1, which he is the only attractive fellow..and on top of that..and has a very nice muscular looking body. Make sure you get this disc under $18 bucks, just to be on the safe side. Oh and by the way I almost forgot..extras don't exist on this disc..it's as bare bones as they come..I mean..just the title screen..and "play." No scene selections...no nothing. Bye now folks.

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