Reviews of Mark Kismet Movies with Trailers (14)
Busty Beauties: Boat Ride review summaries:
astroknight's
This is an average at best release. The boat location is a nice idea, but sadly the limitations it puts on the technical aspects holds the movie back as much as the lackluster chemistry and at best C-list male talent. There is a bit of effort put into the extras with a nice little behind the scenes featurette, but it just isn't enough to save this release. Rent this one or pass it by. [read the full review]
review from 7/25/2009:
This is an average at best release. The boat location is a nice idea, but sadly the limitations it puts on the technical aspects holds the movie back as much as the lackluster chemistry and at best C-list male talent. There is a bit of effort put into the extras with a nice little behind the scenes featurette, but it just isn't enough to save this release. Rent this one or pass it by. [read the full review]
Desperate Housewhores 9 review summaries:
LeeScott's
Five desperate houswhores are given the chance of a make over befor they get to fuck on camera. The action is straight ahead on on one sex, and the women are all standard industry lonf blonde hair and fake (apart from Eden) tits. Perhaps more varity would hel this series, as well as more naturla looking girls. [read the full review]
review from 10/9/2007:
Five desperate houswhores are given the chance of a make over befor they get to fuck on camera. The action is straight ahead on on one sex, and the women are all standard industry lonf blonde hair and fake (apart from Eden) tits. Perhaps more varity would hel this series, as well as more naturla looking girls. [read the full review]
barrettman's
MILFy mommies getting 'knock-knock makeovers', before being boinked . Sex is all vaginal, all the time . Mature muffs include : Kristal Summers, Harmony Bliss, & Aiden Starr. Good for lovers of older babes with big fakies . [read the full review]
review from 10/2/2007:
MILFy mommies getting 'knock-knock makeovers', before being boinked . Sex is all vaginal, all the time . Mature muffs include : Kristal Summers, Harmony Bliss, & Aiden Starr. Good for lovers of older babes with big fakies . [read the full review]
Busty Beauties 24 review summaries:
LeeScott's
It is time to check out some more big boob fun from Hustler, with the return of the long run Busty Beauties series, featuring six well endowed young ladies who enjoy getting it on for the camera. I haven't seen any movies from this series in a long time, so it will be interesting to see how it turns out. [read the full review]
review from 9/24/2007:
It is time to check out some more big boob fun from Hustler, with the return of the long run Busty Beauties series, featuring six well endowed young ladies who enjoy getting it on for the camera. I haven't seen any movies from this series in a long time, so it will be interesting to see how it turns out. [read the full review]
Busty Beauties 23 review summaries:
MD James'
A collection of sex scenes featuring women who clearly know how to fill out a bra. [read the full review]
review from 11/22/2007:
A collection of sex scenes featuring women who clearly know how to fill out a bra. [read the full review]
Barely Legal: Spoiled Brats 2 review summaries:
Desperate Housewhores 6 review summaries:
barrettman's
Synopsis Premise: each 'housewife' is greeted at their home... the winner of a 'sexual makeover' which consists of make-up & lingerie . Yup thats' right, before and after pics of this cast of 'milfy' beauties. Onto da sex. Scene 1 Sindy Lange and Nick Jacobs . All vaginal. Foreplay, mutual oral, missionary ( Sindy squirting twice) . Reverse cowgirl, spoon, back to mish...Sindy's mouth receiving a sperm sundae . Scene 2 Alexi Carrington with Christian . All vaginal . Foreplay, oral on Christian, missionary, doggy . Reverse cowgirl, spoon...Christian comes inside Alexi's milfy mouth . Scene 3 Angela Stone with Mark Davis . All vaginal . A different scenario here as Angela 'steals' her philandering boyfriends' car, the idea being that revenge is best served by screwing, squirting, and smashing a wayward cocksmans' car. Mutual oral, standing 69 oral, Angela squirts onto the windshield. Standing doggy ( Angela squirts onto the hood) . Missionary, with Angela filling Marks' mouth with her squirt sauce . Cowgirl & reverse cowgirl, standing doggy...with Mark bust [read the full review]
review from 11/17/2006:
Synopsis Premise: each 'housewife' is greeted at their home... the winner of a 'sexual makeover' which consists of make-up & lingerie . Yup thats' right, before and after pics of this cast of 'milfy' beauties. Onto da sex. Scene 1 Sindy Lange and Nick Jacobs . All vaginal. Foreplay, mutual oral, missionary ( Sindy squirting twice) . Reverse cowgirl, spoon, back to mish...Sindy's mouth receiving a sperm sundae . Scene 2 Alexi Carrington with Christian . All vaginal . Foreplay, oral on Christian, missionary, doggy . Reverse cowgirl, spoon...Christian comes inside Alexi's milfy mouth . Scene 3 Angela Stone with Mark Davis . All vaginal . A different scenario here as Angela 'steals' her philandering boyfriends' car, the idea being that revenge is best served by screwing, squirting, and smashing a wayward cocksmans' car. Mutual oral, standing 69 oral, Angela squirts onto the windshield. Standing doggy ( Angela squirts onto the hood) . Missionary, with Angela filling Marks' mouth with her squirt sauce . Cowgirl & reverse cowgirl, standing doggy...with Mark bust [read the full review]
Busty Beauties 22 review summaries:
barrettman's
Synopsis Just as the title says...we gots 5 scenes with pretty tittied lovelies like Velicity,Devon Lee, & Ryan Reynolds. Each scene sees the heavenly hootered babes interviewed before getting their sex on. Onward, and....Hooooray for Boobies ! Scene 1 Velicity Von & Will Powers. Interesting. I woulda saved Ms. [read the full review]
review from 10/8/2006:
Synopsis Just as the title says...we gots 5 scenes with pretty tittied lovelies like Velicity,Devon Lee, & Ryan Reynolds. Each scene sees the heavenly hootered babes interviewed before getting their sex on. Onward, and....Hooooray for Boobies ! Scene 1 Velicity Von & Will Powers. Interesting. I woulda saved Ms. [read the full review]
Busty Beauties 21 review summaries:
barrettman's
Synopsis Cast o' cuties with big beauties ! Lovely Alexis, Tyla, Michelle, & Brandy guarantee this'll be a disk w/good eye candy, but what about the sex ? Read on. Scene 1 Michelle B & Alec Kinght. All vaginal. Oral on Alec, pussy eating by Alec ( kinda rare these days), missionary, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, & back to mish before Alec gives Michelle's big fakies a baby batter bath. Scene 2 Alexis Silver & James Deen. Mmm, curvy,all natural Alexis ! All vaginal. Oral, reverse cowgirl( bouncy , bouncy !), spoon, doggy(jiggle,wiggle),back to spoon before James comes all over Alexis' meaty mams. Scene 3 Shay Sights & Christian. All vaginal. Oral, reverse cowgirl,missionary, spoon, Tit Fuck ( !!!) with Tit pop. Good job Christian ! Scene 4 Brandy Talore & Tommy Gunn. All vaginal. Oral, reverse cowgirl, spoon, mish, butt-in-the-air doggy...Tommy comes inside Brandy's pussy ( ' mmm it feels so warm !')...Gunn goes back to work drilling dame Talore again in doggy, time for round 2, as Tommy comes all over the Corsetted One's big breastesess. [read the full review]
review from 8/15/2006:
Synopsis Cast o' cuties with big beauties ! Lovely Alexis, Tyla, Michelle, & Brandy guarantee this'll be a disk w/good eye candy, but what about the sex ? Read on. Scene 1 Michelle B & Alec Kinght. All vaginal. Oral on Alec, pussy eating by Alec ( kinda rare these days), missionary, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, & back to mish before Alec gives Michelle's big fakies a baby batter bath. Scene 2 Alexis Silver & James Deen. Mmm, curvy,all natural Alexis ! All vaginal. Oral, reverse cowgirl( bouncy , bouncy !), spoon, doggy(jiggle,wiggle),back to spoon before James comes all over Alexis' meaty mams. Scene 3 Shay Sights & Christian. All vaginal. Oral, reverse cowgirl,missionary, spoon, Tit Fuck ( !!!) with Tit pop. Good job Christian ! Scene 4 Brandy Talore & Tommy Gunn. All vaginal. Oral, reverse cowgirl, spoon, mish, butt-in-the-air doggy...Tommy comes inside Brandy's pussy ( ' mmm it feels so warm !')...Gunn goes back to work drilling dame Talore again in doggy, time for round 2, as Tommy comes all over the Corsetted One's big breastesess. [read the full review]
Barely Legal: Spoiled Brats review summaries:
dandaman's
Spoiled Brats Studio: Hustler Category: Barely Legal Director: Mark Kismet Starring: Kelsey Michaels, Sahara Knite, Allie Ray, Jeanie Marie, Taylor Hilton Synopsis When was the time they make a flick about my ex, and they didn't let me know?, bastards!!!, at least they can share the profits, with me, the one who got to deal with all of her bitchiness..., lol, sure was fun to have a creature like that for a while, let's see what's on this...... Scene 1- Love my Hummer Allie Ray is our first spoiled brat to deal with. She start by getting the director picking up her belonginsn and then ask who is owner of the green car in the driveway?, the reason is that she has a hummer and she thinks it need to be parked there, anyway no one is going to even try stealing the other car which is ugly and green. [read the full review]
review from 6/14/2006:
Spoiled Brats Studio: Hustler Category: Barely Legal Director: Mark Kismet Starring: Kelsey Michaels, Sahara Knite, Allie Ray, Jeanie Marie, Taylor Hilton Synopsis When was the time they make a flick about my ex, and they didn't let me know?, bastards!!!, at least they can share the profits, with me, the one who got to deal with all of her bitchiness..., lol, sure was fun to have a creature like that for a while, let's see what's on this...... Scene 1- Love my Hummer Allie Ray is our first spoiled brat to deal with. She start by getting the director picking up her belonginsn and then ask who is owner of the green car in the driveway?, the reason is that she has a hummer and she thinks it need to be parked there, anyway no one is going to even try stealing the other car which is ugly and green. [read the full review]
Jessica Jaymes Loves Cock review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 79 min. Production Date: 9 / 9 / 2005 Director: Mark Kismet Cast: Anna Mills, Hillary Scott, Jessica Jaymes, Katie Morgan, Shy Love, Jerry, Mark Wood, Talon, and Tony T. The Short Story Initial Expectations: I don't think I've seen Jessica in anything before, but with the cast that Kismet put together here I can't help but have fairly high expectations. Initial Reaction: It's not bad, but there's nothing about it that's at all memorable either. Who Should Watch It : Fans of younger looking girls and anybody not wanting a plot or harder sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see a lot of Jessica Jaymes The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio varies throughout the movie. Some of it is clear and well balanced, but more of it sounds fairly hollow. There's also a few noticeable background noises throughout the movie. The video is pretty good. The lighting varies, and does give a few annoying shadows, and there's a touch of pixelation. [read the full review]
review from 6/17/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 79 min. Production Date: 9 / 9 / 2005 Director: Mark Kismet Cast: Anna Mills, Hillary Scott, Jessica Jaymes, Katie Morgan, Shy Love, Jerry, Mark Wood, Talon, and Tony T. The Short Story Initial Expectations: I don't think I've seen Jessica in anything before, but with the cast that Kismet put together here I can't help but have fairly high expectations. Initial Reaction: It's not bad, but there's nothing about it that's at all memorable either. Who Should Watch It : Fans of younger looking girls and anybody not wanting a plot or harder sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see a lot of Jessica Jaymes The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio varies throughout the movie. Some of it is clear and well balanced, but more of it sounds fairly hollow. There's also a few noticeable background noises throughout the movie. The video is pretty good. The lighting varies, and does give a few annoying shadows, and there's a touch of pixelation. [read the full review]
HeyNow's
She loves cock indeed. Set in a time that history forgot (and in a world gone mad), this movie relishes the cock lovin fool that Jessica Jaymes has become. Hell, we all love the cock dont we? Ladies love to fuck them and guys just plain love their own cocks. And in the end Jessica Jaymes, trembling away, needs to deals with a truth hidden from her, transported to another time and place, wearing outlandish clothing and speaking a strange language only she can depend on the cock. Ahh, Im shitting you, of course. This is a fairly good movie, though slightly shorter than your typical flick. Its all one on one action. Four guy/girl scenes and one girl/girl. Of course Hillary Scott puts in a great anal fuckin scene in a weight room some great shots and positions there. Id say it is worth just seeing for that. Shy Love has the other anal scene set outside in that magic hour of the sun. As far as Jessica Jaymes, for having her namesake chalk it up to office politics one of her two scenes doesnt even evolve a cock. That is strange. [read the full review]
review from 5/18/2006:
She loves cock indeed. Set in a time that history forgot (and in a world gone mad), this movie relishes the cock lovin fool that Jessica Jaymes has become. Hell, we all love the cock dont we? Ladies love to fuck them and guys just plain love their own cocks. And in the end Jessica Jaymes, trembling away, needs to deals with a truth hidden from her, transported to another time and place, wearing outlandish clothing and speaking a strange language only she can depend on the cock. Ahh, Im shitting you, of course. This is a fairly good movie, though slightly shorter than your typical flick. Its all one on one action. Four guy/girl scenes and one girl/girl. Of course Hillary Scott puts in a great anal fuckin scene in a weight room some great shots and positions there. Id say it is worth just seeing for that. Shy Love has the other anal scene set outside in that magic hour of the sun. As far as Jessica Jaymes, for having her namesake chalk it up to office politics one of her two scenes doesnt even evolve a cock. That is strange. [read the full review]
(3.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Alex Sanders, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Charming, Sascha, Jessica Jaymes, Jean Val Jean, Trevor Thompson, Arianna Alyse, Jamie Huxley, Tiffany Rayne, Nikki Nievez, Victoria Von Helkine
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Mark Kismet
Release date: 9/14/2005
Previews: Previews
Desperate House Whores 2 (Hustler) review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 6 / 24 / 2005 Director: Mark Kismet Cast: Arianna Alyse, Jamie Huxley, Jessica Jaymes, Nikki Nievez, Tiffany Rayne, Victoria Von Helkine, Alex Sanders, Chris Charming, Evan Stone, Jean Valjean, Sascha, and Trevor Thompson The Short Story Initial Expectations: Kismet has normally impressed me, and with Jamie Huxley and Tiffany Rayne I can't help but have hope for this one. Initial Reaction: It's fun with a nice reality touch. I think I'm going to have to check out more of this series... Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a cheating movie with a light feeling Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting girl girl action or well done group action The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty well done. The audio is nicely balanced and clear, with a few spots seeming slightly hollow as the camera gets a little further away. There are also some very minor background noises. The video is okay. [read the full review]
review from 6/28/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 6 / 24 / 2005 Director: Mark Kismet Cast: Arianna Alyse, Jamie Huxley, Jessica Jaymes, Nikki Nievez, Tiffany Rayne, Victoria Von Helkine, Alex Sanders, Chris Charming, Evan Stone, Jean Valjean, Sascha, and Trevor Thompson The Short Story Initial Expectations: Kismet has normally impressed me, and with Jamie Huxley and Tiffany Rayne I can't help but have hope for this one. Initial Reaction: It's fun with a nice reality touch. I think I'm going to have to check out more of this series... Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a cheating movie with a light feeling Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting girl girl action or well done group action The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty well done. The audio is nicely balanced and clear, with a few spots seeming slightly hollow as the camera gets a little further away. There are also some very minor background noises. The video is okay. [read the full review]
HeyNow's
The premise in this one seems to be producers going up to ordinary housewives and giving them a chance to be in an adult film. Interesting enough. (Of course, I normally fast forward anything that isnt an overt sexual scene so I might miss a detail or two). Its been a while, so its probably time to say I do have to warn that my reviews have a total lack of sentence structure and often run on sentences will rule the day yet I have been told that my overall usage of letters and the combinations of those letters are well above average and my speeling is normally impeccable. So, each scene starts with a camera crew going up to women at their houses or on the street or at the car wash and telling them they will be departing their dreary housewife lives and will be whisked off to the relative comfort of a makeup chair and eventually to a porn set where their normally housewifely bodies will be ravaged by strange men doing unspeakable acts. It seems that they have the girls do a voice over while they show sped up footage of them getting their makeup and hair done. [read the full review]
review from 11/4/2005:
The premise in this one seems to be producers going up to ordinary housewives and giving them a chance to be in an adult film. Interesting enough. (Of course, I normally fast forward anything that isnt an overt sexual scene so I might miss a detail or two). Its been a while, so its probably time to say I do have to warn that my reviews have a total lack of sentence structure and often run on sentences will rule the day yet I have been told that my overall usage of letters and the combinations of those letters are well above average and my speeling is normally impeccable. So, each scene starts with a camera crew going up to women at their houses or on the street or at the car wash and telling them they will be departing their dreary housewife lives and will be whisked off to the relative comfort of a makeup chair and eventually to a porn set where their normally housewifely bodies will be ravaged by strange men doing unspeakable acts. It seems that they have the girls do a voice over while they show sped up footage of them getting their makeup and hair done. [read the full review]
Busty Beauties 16 (Hustler) review summaries:
ChrisLuvsPorn (SGPC)'s
Busty Beauties 16 Hustler Running Time: 114 minutes From the title of this DVD it's easy to figure out it contains big breasted women. Jessica Jaymes has the first scene and it is definitely the best on the DVD. Each scene starts off with a little interview segment with the director and the girl. From Jessica's interview it appears that he does not actually direct her scene. She says that she wants to do it the way she wants to. When this was shot Jessica was fairly new to the boy/girl scene side of porn. Just like her first b/g scenes this one is hot. She knows just what to do to get the boys hearts pounding. The other scenes are up to the Hustler standard. Too bad for them they had to follow Jessica's scene. The bonus section of the DVD is your typical Hustler package. This is a good overall DVD, I would recommend for big boob fans. [read the full review]
review from 9/15/2005:
Busty Beauties 16 Hustler Running Time: 114 minutes From the title of this DVD it's easy to figure out it contains big breasted women. Jessica Jaymes has the first scene and it is definitely the best on the DVD. Each scene starts off with a little interview segment with the director and the girl. From Jessica's interview it appears that he does not actually direct her scene. She says that she wants to do it the way she wants to. When this was shot Jessica was fairly new to the boy/girl scene side of porn. Just like her first b/g scenes this one is hot. She knows just what to do to get the boys hearts pounding. The other scenes are up to the Hustler standard. Too bad for them they had to follow Jessica's scene. The bonus section of the DVD is your typical Hustler package. This is a good overall DVD, I would recommend for big boob fans. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Trevor [I] (ambiguous), Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Rick Masters, Holly Body, Dick Nasty, Victoria, Isabella, Layla Jade, Cherokee, Mark Wood, Toni Ribas, Brett Rockman, Craig Moore, Victoria Givens, Shauna Banks, Brooke Daze, Ana Nova, Janet Taylor, Crystal Potter, Jocelyn Potter, Isabella (American), Stormy Daniels
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Mark Kismet
Release date: 3/25/2005
Previews: Previews
Hustler's Greatest Tits 2 review summaries:
scipio's
Hustler's Greatest Tits 2 Reviewed by scipio and Yoshi. Dir:Mark Kismet. Extras: Slideshow: A series of badly-framed stills in autorun form. 2mins. Trailers: Menu with a selection of trailers from: College Girls Reunion/Barely Legal Ski Camp/Cumswappers/Professianals 6/Ghetto Booty 14/Snowstorm. Sex talk: Same old Phone Sex ads with Paisley and others. Hustler.com: Website Ad Hustler Hollywood: That mildly-amusing commercial. Well it's mildly amusing the first time you see it, anyway. The Hustler's Greatest Tits discs turn out to be a compilation line featuring scenes taken from their Busty Beauties series. Scene 1: Busty Beauties 2 - Rockstar Fantasy - The Potter Twins - Alex Sanders No Condoms. Anal. The Potter Twins bear very little similarity to Harry, thankfully. Both have long blonde hair, huge breasts (far from the best boobjobs, sadly) and are dressed in white bras and panties. Alex Sanders is our "rockstar" of the day, I guess because he has long hair. [read the full review]
review from 9/26/2005:
Hustler's Greatest Tits 2 Reviewed by scipio and Yoshi. Dir:Mark Kismet. Extras: Slideshow: A series of badly-framed stills in autorun form. 2mins. Trailers: Menu with a selection of trailers from: College Girls Reunion/Barely Legal Ski Camp/Cumswappers/Professianals 6/Ghetto Booty 14/Snowstorm. Sex talk: Same old Phone Sex ads with Paisley and others. Hustler.com: Website Ad Hustler Hollywood: That mildly-amusing commercial. Well it's mildly amusing the first time you see it, anyway. The Hustler's Greatest Tits discs turn out to be a compilation line featuring scenes taken from their Busty Beauties series. Scene 1: Busty Beauties 2 - Rockstar Fantasy - The Potter Twins - Alex Sanders No Condoms. Anal. The Potter Twins bear very little similarity to Harry, thankfully. Both have long blonde hair, huge breasts (far from the best boobjobs, sadly) and are dressed in white bras and panties. Alex Sanders is our "rockstar" of the day, I guess because he has long hair. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Brian Surewood, Trevor [I] (ambiguous), Jay Ashley, Dillion Day, Mark Wood, Alexis Amore, Felicia Fox, Mr. Pete, Brittney Skye, Mary Carey, Melanie Jagger, Avy Scott, Mercedes Ashley, Alicia Rhodes, Ben English, Monique Dane, Casey Cole, Vicky Vette, Mason Storm
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Mark Kismet
Release date: 11/1/2004
Previews: Previews
Hustler's Greatest Tits review summaries:
scipio's
Hustler's Greatest Tits 1 Reviewed by scipio and Yoshi. Dir:Mark Kismet. Extras: Director's Profile: Mark Kismet talks a bit, and what he says makes sense, although I don't believe he actually achieved what he talks about setting out to do.. It seems to have been shot for (and probably included in) Busty Beauties 2. Cast List: A list of the cast and couplings in this DVD. Slideshow: A series of stills in autorun form. 2mins. Trailers: Menu with a selection of trailers from: Asian Fever 19, Barely Legal 50, Hustler Centrefolds 1, Hustler XXX 26, Young Girls Fantasies 6, Young Latin Girls 2. Sex talk: Same old Phone Sex ads with Paisley and others. Hustler.com: Website Ad Hustler Hollywood: That mildly-amusing commercial. Well it's mildly amusing the first time you see it, anyway. There are also decent individual interviews and BTS bits for each scene, hidden away in the individual scene selections as opposed to accessable from the main menu. [read the full review]
review from 9/29/2005:
Hustler's Greatest Tits 1 Reviewed by scipio and Yoshi. Dir:Mark Kismet. Extras: Director's Profile: Mark Kismet talks a bit, and what he says makes sense, although I don't believe he actually achieved what he talks about setting out to do.. It seems to have been shot for (and probably included in) Busty Beauties 2. Cast List: A list of the cast and couplings in this DVD. Slideshow: A series of stills in autorun form. 2mins. Trailers: Menu with a selection of trailers from: Asian Fever 19, Barely Legal 50, Hustler Centrefolds 1, Hustler XXX 26, Young Girls Fantasies 6, Young Latin Girls 2. Sex talk: Same old Phone Sex ads with Paisley and others. Hustler.com: Website Ad Hustler Hollywood: That mildly-amusing commercial. Well it's mildly amusing the first time you see it, anyway. There are also decent individual interviews and BTS bits for each scene, hidden away in the individual scene selections as opposed to accessable from the main menu. [read the full review]