Jessica Jaymes Loves Cock Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  6/17/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: 79 min.

Production Date: 9 / 9 / 2005

Director: Mark Kismet

Cast: Anna Mills, Hillary Scott, Jessica Jaymes, Katie Morgan, Shy Love, Jerry, Mark Wood, Talon, and Tony T.

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I don't think I've seen Jessica in anything before, but with the cast that Kismet put together here I can't help but have fairly high expectations.

Initial Reaction: It's not bad, but there's nothing about it that's at all memorable either.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of younger looking girls and anybody not wanting a plot or harder sex

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see a lot of Jessica Jaymes

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio varies throughout the movie. Some of it is clear and well balanced, but more of it sounds fairly hollow. There's also a few noticeable background noises throughout the movie. The video is pretty good. The lighting varies, and does give a few annoying shadows, and there's a touch of pixelation. It's also presented in the widescreen format, but sadly it's only given a non-anamorphic presentation rather than the anamorphic transfer the format deserves.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu has a nice bit of animation to lead into a still of Jessica with a little background animation. The chapter menu is pretty good, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the names of the ladies in it. There's also a “Select a Star” option which lets you choose a scene based on a still of the girls and their names which gives you a secondary menu where you can choose where you want to go in the scene sexually.

The Feature

Scene 1 – Shy Love and Talon

While crashing at Jessica's place for a little bit, hot Latin Shy gets it on with Talon when he shows up at the door. She takes him out by the pool and has him drop his pants so she can suck his cock into her throat before lying back for a little missionary work. Shy keeps things going with an energetic and vocal reverse cowgirl anal impaling as Talon appears to attempt to see just how still he can be before making him do a little of the work fucking her ass as she lies on her side for him. Finally, Shy lies back and lets Talon squirt out a creamy load into her open mouth before sucking out the last little bit.

This is a pretty average scene. Shy looks fantastic and is nicely vocal, but it they often feel staged rather than being natural. This might be due to Talon coming off, as usual, like he'd rather be playing for the other team. The camera work captures the action pretty well, but the editing holds it back by just going from position to position without ever showing the position changes themselves. This is an okay scene, and nothing too special.

Scene 2 – Jessica Jaymes and Katie Morgan

Jessica decides to take a bigger part in her movie next, as she dons a black bra, panties, and boots to take on Katie Morgan, who's in white bra and panties. The girls kiss each and and play a bit on a staircase with Jessica aggressively going after Katie's nicely augmented tits with her mouth and hands. Katie reciprocates by attacking Jessica's stubbly beaver with her tongue as Jessica leans back against the railing for her, and then sits back on the landing for Jessica to tongue her in return. Katie even bounces on a dildo for Jessica before holding a pocket rocket on Jessica's clit. Finally, the girls end things with a kiss before the scene quickly fades out.

This is a pretty good scene. Both girls are darn hot and they seem to really be into each other. They're vocal without going overboard and energetic, and I never really doubted their reactions. My only real complaint here is that the editing doesn't let you see any position changes. This is a pretty hot scene, but for loving cock Jessica sure does seem to like lezzing out.

Scene 3 – Hillary Scott and Jerry

When blonde Hillary, who's looking quite cute in her little pink dress, comes out to find pool boy Jerry sitting by the pool soaking his feet instead of working, she brings him inside to actually do something. Something like... her. Jerry kisses his way around her tits while stripping her down, and plays with her pussy a little under her panties before letting her get down and polish his knob. Jerry goes right to spearing Hillary's shitpussy from behind, and starts off giving it to her standing up before letting her bend over and take it. Hillary lets him have a break by bouncing her butt on his bone cowgirl style, and even sucks it clean before going for the reverse cowgirl anal. Finally, Hillary gets down and takes a very nice pop in and around her mouth. She gargles it and lets Jerry see it before happily swallowing it down.

This is a pretty good scene. As always, Hillary looks fantastic and turns out what appears to be a naturally energetic and vocal scene. She looks like she loves having Jerry's cock up her shitter, and the little one sees of him makes it look like the feeling is shared. That said, this scene also lacked a little due to some lackluster camera work and editing. Thankfully there are some position changes shown, but the camera just moves around very softly without ever feeling like it cares about the sex. Hillary and Jerry do a nice job, but this scene just feels too beautiful to capture it right.

Scene 4 – Jessica Jaymes and Tony T.

When Jessica gets sick of Mark's trying to put plot in her porn movie, her male costar runs off and she decides to fuck the first guy she meets. Luckily for him, that guy happens to be Tony, and she has him sop and strip down so she can attack him orally and repeatedly take him into her throat. When Mark comes back and finds her sucking Tony's cock, he chases them off so Jessica leads him away to a bed where she lies back for him to tongue her. Tony moves on to fuck her missionary style before taking her from behind. They also get in both cowgirls, including a little in midair, before Tony finally unloads on Jessica's nicely augmented tits.

This is a slightly above average scene. Jessica looks great and is nicely vocal while Tony puts out plenty of energy. Once again, the camera work is a little on the soft side, and the chemistry was hit or miss through the scene. This is a decent scene, but I couldn't help but think that a little more aggressive camera work and editing would have made this a much better scene.

Scene 5 – Anna Mills and Mark Wood

Cute blonde Anna shows up at the set to try for the open part next. She reads a few lines for Mark Kismet, but is ready to walk off when she learns it's a porn set. Kismet tries talking her into staying by pointing out that she's working with Mark Wood, and although she thinks he's cute that's just not enough for her. When Kismet lets her know how much they're going to pay her, however, she suddenly realizes just how cute Mark Wood is and gets right in for some passionate kissing. She shows off her big fat titties and they play with each other down below before she takes Mark into her throat while encouraging her to pull her hair and fuck her face. Mark rewards her efforts with some tongue and finger work before letting Anna climb on top for a cowgirl ride. Anna turns around for a reverse cowgirl ride before lying back for a little missionary work. Finally, Anna gets down to take a very nice facial finish.

This is easily the best scene in the movie. The start with Anna trying out for the role is cliched, but at the same time it's handled nicely here and gives the scene a fun start. Anna puts out some great vocals and energy, and really appears to enjoy everything Mark does to her. She gets into the cocksucking just as well, and makes this a scene worth waiting until the end of the movie for. Anna and Mark definitely end Jessica James Loves Cock on a high note!

Jessica James Loves Cock borders between forgettable and memorable for the wrong reasons. For the most part, the movie is fairly forgettable. There's some average sex, but the scenes are all held back by camera work that just seems too soft and sterile. Although there were several times when I could tell that the performers were into each other, there were very few where I thought that the camera man was really enjoying the action as well. The movie also doesn't seem like it knows what it wants to be. After starting things off with the setup of Shy crashing at Jessica's place, it moves on with a pair of scenes that get right to the action and then another pair of scenes that revolve around a movie set where Jessica is working with Mark Kismet as a director. I've seen compilation DVDs that were able to hold an idea better than this one, which is really too bad. Mark Kismet seemed like a darn nice guy when I met him in Vegas a few years ago, and he can make a fun movie. The final two scenes are a great setup, and a lot of fun. If the entire movie had went with that flow I'm sure that I would have liked it a lot more, because as it is the movie feels like it was just scenes from three failed movies which were crammed together into one.

As for being memorable for the wrong reasons, with a name like Jessica Jaymes Loves Cock I really expected to see what Jessica could do with a guy. Instead, you only got to see that for one scene and it was far from the best in the movie. I'd probably even say it came in second to last only beating out Shy Love's scene. Yes, Jessica does get two scenes in the movie (as well as a cameo in the first where she opens the door and says about five lines of dialogue), but her sapphic liaison with Katie Morgan beats out her boy – girl scene with Tony T. for me. For a movie that's supposed to be revolving around Jessica Jaymes and her love of cock, but her and anything to back up how much she loves cock don't make much of a showing in the movie. If you're wanting to see Jessica Jaymes show off her meat handling skills, Jessica Jaymes Loves Cock isn't the movie to get.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts about four and a quarter minutes with about six seconds per good looking snapshot or full screen photo. Trailers are included for Asian Fever 24, Bitches in Heat, Barely Legal Corrupted 3, Barely Legal Innocence 3, Black & Wild 15, and One in Every Hole. There's also commercials.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, anal, lesbian, toys, anal, ass to mouth, and swallowing

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Hustler’s DVDs can be found online for between about $16 and $25 with stores offering it everywhere in between. Rent this one or aim low if you're going to buy it. The sex is fairly soft and forgettable with Jessica Jaymes barely showing how much she loves cock. The technical aspects are a bit on the weak side for a Hustler release, and there's virtually no effort put into the extras. This was a disappointing release.

Note to Hustler: If you're going to release movies that aren't even an hour and a half long, please try to make it up to the viewer by putting a few worthwhile extras on the DVD.

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