Hustler's Greatest Tits 2 Review

Reviewed by scipio and Yoshi.

Dir:Mark Kismet.

Extras:
Slideshow: A series of badly-framed stills in autorun form. 2mins.
Trailers: Menu with a selection of trailers from: College Girls Reunion/Barely Legal Ski Camp/Cumswappers/Professianals 6/Ghetto Booty 14/Snowstorm.
Sex talk: Same old Phone Sex ads with Paisley and others.
Hustler.com: Website Ad
Hustler Hollywood: That mildly-amusing commercial. Well it's mildly amusing the first time you see it, anyway.

The Hustler's Greatest Tits discs turn out to be a compilation line featuring scenes taken from their Busty Beauties series.

Scene 1:
Busty Beauties 2 - Rockstar Fantasy - The Potter Twins - Alex Sanders
No Condoms. Anal.

The Potter Twins bear very little similarity to Harry, thankfully. Both have long blonde hair, huge breasts (far from the best boobjobs, sadly) and are dressed in white bras and panties. Alex Sanders is our "rockstar" of the day, I guess because he has long hair. He sits between them on the couch and they make out and rub boobies and so on. The girls take turns blowing him and one of them licks out his asshole. He fingers one while the other sucks him, he screws one RC and we get some sisterly PTOGM. They bend over on the couch and he takes turns doing them in the poophole. Both are completely shaven. To finish the scene he comes in one of their mouths and then rubs it on her boobies.

Despite the incestuous implications, the only things the twins did to one another was rub their boobs together at the start. If you can see past the Alex Sanders asslicking, it was an okay scene and quite watchable, if by-the-numbers.
5/10

Scene 2:
Busty Beauties 2 - Stormy - Mark Davis
Condom used. No Anal.

Stormy is a very attractive (if you like the Barbie-doll look) long-haired blonde wearing a shiny burgundy dress. She naturally has huge breasts. She and Mark sit on the couch and make out, then move onto licking her nipples together. He peels off her dress and licks and kisses her ass, then her breasts, body and finally her pussy. Soon Mark's clothes have disappeared, and she gives him head and titfucks him, then licks out his asshole. Next is RC with a very opaque condom, complete with out-of-sync moaning with bad porn music. At least the visual is stimulating as we can barely see Mark behind her. Lots of bouncing boobs. Sideways and regular missionary, finally Mark jerks a decent load off onto her tits, thankfully without a cutaway to his face, She licks a little off her boobs and swallows it, and we're out.

1-one-1 sex-by-the-numbers with a very pretty girl, with the focus on her, which is good.
5.5/10

Scene 3:
Busty Beauties 5 - Tease Me - Janet Taylor, Tony Ribas.
No Condom. No Anal.

Janet is an attractive black-haired girl with a rose tattoo on her left breast. Her breasts are of course, very large. Tony has a bit of a Tom Cruise look going, though with more muscles but is good looking. She strips off to a g-string and takes a seat on him on the bananna lounge. The G is quickly gone, and the scene which has so far been in slow-mo, cuts to an indoor location. The guy sits down on a couchm, and Janet starts to blow him. After awhile, he stands her up, lifts her up in his arms, and lowers him onto his dick, then sits down on the couch for some cowgirl action. He next eats and figers her, then fucks her missionary, with his fingers inside her for part of it. He continues looking for change in her pussy, then sticks his dick in again for good measure. Truly a man who likes the feel of his own bony fingers. Change to spoon, then to RC and she jumps off and blows him. Next up is doggie, which according to their dialogue, is "good". He pulls out and she dives onto his cock, sucking and jerking his load into her mouth, some of which drips out onto her chin and hand.

Tony is better looking than the previous guys (Sophie, you're a lucky woman) and the scene seemed a bit less mechanical than the previous scenes.
6/10

Scene 4:
Busty Beauties 5 - Love in an Elevator - Layla Jade, Dick Nasty
No Condom. Anal.

Layla has long platinum-blonde hair with a fringe cut, looking very much like a wig. Her and Dick Nasty in a suit (looks to be in his 50's) are getting off a fake-looking elevator, when she grabs him by the tie and pulls him back in, then jumps him. quickly stripping don and sucking his cock. He tit-fucks her, then we cut to her on her back while he vigorously fingers her pussy and asshole. He's also wearing a watch, but I guess iot makes sense in the context of the vignette. Some cowgirl followed by RAC, ATM, RAC, doggy anal, then he comes on her tits and she sucks him to end.

Layla's looks don't appeal to either of us, nor does watching older slightly overweight gents do the dirty. If either of these is for you, then by all means bump up your personal interest in seeing this scene. For us however, it's highly skippable.
3.5/10

Scene 5:
Busty Beauties 1 - Victoria, Shauna Banks & Brooke Daze
g/g/g

What we have here is three reasonably good-looking girls together, none of whom I can identify. Two Blondes, one Brunette. All of them have big boobs though. One of the blondes has a pierced eyebrow. They're on a couple of towels in someone's backyard somewhere. They strip naked, and do the usual thing of licking and sucking on each other and rubbing their boobs together. A dildo shows up and makes it's way inside the non-eyebrow pierced blonde, then it goes into the brunette, who we see has a yin-yang tattoo on her upper back. next Ms Pierced-eyebrow gets a curved g-spot dildo (with a cable attatched) used on her. She has some kind of squiggly line tattooed on her left buttcheek. The brunette does some facesitting while using the dildo on eyebrow. A lot is shot from the side, seemingly for cable. Next the g-spot didldo is up her ass, then the girls jump in the pool and bounce. End scene.

3-way-lesbian-sex-by-the-numbers, if such a thing is possible. A bit boring really.
4/10

Scene 6:
Busty Beauties 9 - Victoria - Victoria Givens, Brett Rockman.
No Condom. Anal.

Victoria has spiral-permed platinum hair and big hard-looking fake boobs (canteloupes) with small nipples. She walks up to some guy with short bleached blonde hair, and rubs herself on him, then kneels down and blows him. He titfucks her a little, then we go straight into a quick cowgirl, with P2M, then RC. She has some serious stretchmarks happening to her bolt-ons, and her moaning is as fake as can be. Totally shaved muff though. He enters her for some anal missionary with some gaping, then doggie in an undetermined hole, then he comes all over her titties and she sucks him, and the scene ends.

It looks like she got her boobs blown up too big, and they've stretched badly. Average to boring scene.
4/10

Scene 7:
Busty Beauties 6 - My Mechanic's Tool - Cherokee, Rick Masters.
No Condom.

Cherokee has long black hair, which may or may not be a wig and (you guessed it!) big breasts, with slightly upturned nipples. She bends over and mechanic-man feels her ass and pussy, and before you know it, she's on her knees sucking his dick. She gives a slightly sloppy blowjob, which instantly gives this scene more interest than most of the disc so far. He fucks her mouth for awhile, then we cut to cunnilingus. Her voice sounds like a smurf on helium. She is attractive, but her hair really looks like a wig to the point of distractionl. .He gives her a missionary plowing on a swivel chair, then doggy on a blanket on the floor. She has a small tattoo on the back of her neck. Then he's jerking a weak transparent load onto her face in the baby bird position, and we're done.

Just another porn scene. You'd probably swap places with the guy, but watching it isn't a thrill.
5/10

Scene 8:
Busty Beauties 4 - All Eyes on Me - Anna Nova, Mark Wood.
No Condom. Anal.

Anna is an attractive blonde (the covergirl, in fact) smoking and having a drink in a bar. She has a thick armband tattoo on her left arm, and a "beauty spot" piercing through her left upper lip. Some guy starts kissing her and feeling her up, and the director feels a need to show us cutaways of random actors playing interested bar oatrons. The guy who was feeling Anna up peels her top doan and starts sucking her tits, then her pussy, as the others look on. At some point while the guy is fingering her, the onlookers piss off, so we might be able to enjoy the scene. Anna squats down on the floor and sucks the guy off, then we cut to him screwing her on the bar from behind. Next is barstool missionary, which unfortunately shows us that the guy is a shapeless mass of jelly. Cut to barstool missionary anal. He then cums into a wine glass, and she drinks it out, managing to ruin what may have been a decent scene.

Take a hot girl, add a boring looking guy, a poor setting, an annoying start and a crappy finish and what do you get? A waste of 20-odd minutes.
3.5/10

Scene 9:
Busty Beauties 8 - 8 Ball Right Pocket - Isabella, Aussie.
No Condom

The scene starts with cunnilingus underway. Isabella has longish black hair, huge breasts, big lips, an olive complexion and a belly-button piercing. We cut to her giving the guy a blowjob, then to cowgirl, P2M, standing doggy, then he lifts her up by the legs for standing RC. Then sits for regular RC. Her speech is the usual, incredibly fake OH YEAH OH YEAH UH UH OH OH YEAH OH GOD stuff that makes you turn off the sound. He then unloads his goop onto her face in the baby bird poisition, and we're done.

It was okay I guess. Again, the girl was good-looking, and again the sex was nothing especially special.
5/10

The whole video is reasonably well-lit and well-shot. Overall, each of the main positions in the scenes seemed to go for quite awhile, but unfortunately the overall disc is kind of like the porn version of McBurgers. It's mostly inoffensive-looking, and will do the job, but is basically bland and unsatisfying.

The back cover shows four images of a girl with short black hair who doesn't actually appear in this Disc, so be aware of that as well. It may be Isabella with shorter hair/a shorter wig, but the shots are definately not from this disc.

Overall, the disc is just average porn, and a real shame because most of the girls were quite attractive, but the scenes were boring.
4.5/10