Reviews of Anton Slayer Movies with Trailers (27)
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Strong, Tommy Pistol, Bill Bailey, Holly Heart, Veruca James, Markus Dupree, Abella Danger, Rachael Madori
Studio: Deviant Entertainment
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 5/11/2016
Previews: Previews
Anal Domination (Deviant Entertainment) review summaries:
astroknight's
If you want hard, dominating anal action, this should be a must buy release. Bill Bailey, John Strong, Markus Dupree, and Tommy Pistol all do a great job dominating Abella Danger, Holly Heart, Rachel Madori, and Veruca James, and the girls all take a solid anal pounding. The technical aspects show plenty of care, and there's also some very nice effort put into the extras. This is an impressive release. [read the full review]
review from 1/6/2017:
If you want hard, dominating anal action, this should be a must buy release. Bill Bailey, John Strong, Markus Dupree, and Tommy Pistol all do a great job dominating Abella Danger, Holly Heart, Rachel Madori, and Veruca James, and the girls all take a solid anal pounding. The technical aspects show plenty of care, and there's also some very nice effort put into the extras. This is an impressive release. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: McKenzie Lee, Seth Gamble, Aaliyah Love, Tyler Nixon, Alena Croft, Nina Elle, Brad Knight, Robby Apples
Studio: She Will Cheat
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 10/18/2016
Previews: Previews
Cougar Creampie review summaries:
astroknight's
This is a very solid release that should get a must buy recommendation, except it misses the mark by only having one believable creampie in the entire movie, and two that are downright laughable and obviously external popshots. That's really too bad as Aaliyah Love, Alena Croft, McKenzie Lee, and Nina Elle all turn out fantastic performances here. The technical aspects are also solid and there's some very nice effort put into the extras. This only gets a rental recommendation for creampie fans, but if you don't care about creampies it's probably worth the purchase. [read the full review]
review from 8/18/2018:
This is a very solid release that should get a must buy recommendation, except it misses the mark by only having one believable creampie in the entire movie, and two that are downright laughable and obviously external popshots. That's really too bad as Aaliyah Love, Alena Croft, McKenzie Lee, and Nina Elle all turn out fantastic performances here. The technical aspects are also solid and there's some very nice effort put into the extras. This only gets a rental recommendation for creampie fans, but if you don't care about creampies it's probably worth the purchase. [read the full review]
Squirting Domination review summaries:
sexotics2006's
About as violent as things can get while still remaining legal, this frantic collection of hetero fuck scenes takes you through the full gamete of choking, whipping, slapping and caged sex--all the while throwing in a cherry-on-top of pussies explosively ejaculating everywhere. It's an acquired taste for sure, so be aware that there are a lot of possibly distasteful aspects. You may be turned off by constant back and forth spit-play, too much sweaty, hairy male ass-cracks, and girls that are absolute fuck-whores and not attractive, glamorous pornstars. Cumshots were a disappointment. For squirting fans, I tried to find the best and most diverse female-ejaculation highlight for each scene. Click title for and extended scene breakdown. [read the full review]
review from 2/5/2020:
About as violent as things can get while still remaining legal, this frantic collection of hetero fuck scenes takes you through the full gamete of choking, whipping, slapping and caged sex--all the while throwing in a cherry-on-top of pussies explosively ejaculating everywhere. It's an acquired taste for sure, so be aware that there are a lot of possibly distasteful aspects. You may be turned off by constant back and forth spit-play, too much sweaty, hairy male ass-cracks, and girls that are absolute fuck-whores and not attractive, glamorous pornstars. Cumshots were a disappointment. For squirting fans, I tried to find the best and most diverse female-ejaculation highlight for each scene. Click title for and extended scene breakdown. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Strong, Tommy Gunn, Mr. Pete, Eric John, Zoey Monroe, Cassidy Klein, Kimber Woods, Lily Jordan
Studio: Family Hookups
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 6/27/2017
Previews: Previews
Uncle Knows Best review summaries:
Rick L. Blalock's
As the title suggests, UNCLE KNOWS BEST, features is a total of four individual scenes, which present four separate fantasy scenarios, in which teens have sexual relations with their uncles(for safety's sake, their Step Uncles) UNCLE KNOWS BEST. Features a very nice, cast, which includes Zoey Monroe, Cassidy Klein, Kimber Woods, and Lily Jordan. [read the full review]
review from 8/24/2017:
As the title suggests, UNCLE KNOWS BEST, features is a total of four individual scenes, which present four separate fantasy scenarios, in which teens have sexual relations with their uncles(for safety's sake, their Step Uncles) UNCLE KNOWS BEST. Features a very nice, cast, which includes Zoey Monroe, Cassidy Klein, Kimber Woods, and Lily Jordan. [read the full review]
White Men Can't Fuck review summaries:
The D-Man's
Katie St. Ives, Amber Rayne and co make it clear that they prefer dark meat, and they get their desires satiated while their husbands/boyfriend watch the magic happen. [read the full review]
review from 1/12/2013:
Katie St. Ives, Amber Rayne and co make it clear that they prefer dark meat, and they get their desires satiated while their husbands/boyfriend watch the magic happen. [read the full review]
LA Lesbians review summaries:
astroknight's
This is a nice little all girl release. The setup is light with Spenser Scott talking about her friends, but there's nice chemistry in each scene. The technical aspects show some good care and there's a touch of effort put into the extras with a solid bonus scene. This is a pretty good release. [read the full review]
review from 2/15/2012:
This is a nice little all girl release. The setup is light with Spenser Scott talking about her friends, but there's nice chemistry in each scene. The technical aspects show some good care and there's a touch of effort put into the extras with a solid bonus scene. This is a pretty good release. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
A new title from Wicked pictures which actually doesn't feature one Wicked girl in the main title though Kaylani Lei does appear in the bonus scene. There is a story here narrated by Spenser Scott scene to scene about a small group of lesbians living in Los Angeles. We hear how they all came together and you get five good scenes of g/g action which feature no toys used. [read the full review]
review from 1/9/2012:
A new title from Wicked pictures which actually doesn't feature one Wicked girl in the main title though Kaylani Lei does appear in the bonus scene. There is a story here narrated by Spenser Scott scene to scene about a small group of lesbians living in Los Angeles. We hear how they all came together and you get five good scenes of g/g action which feature no toys used. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Raylene, Sascha, Anthony Rosano, Marco Banderas, Johnny Sins, Rachel Roxxx, Dane Cross, Ryder Skye, Asa Akira, Juelz Ventura
Studio: Reality Blue Media
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 11/9/2010
Previews: Previews
CFNM: Boss'd Around review summaries:
stinkfist's
You might have heard of Ace Ventura Pet Detective but step aside as Juelz Ventura Pet My Rectum is what it's all about,all hail the tattooed beauty Miss Ventura... Asa Akira looked incredible, what a sexy woman Asa is and to see her give a blowjob with her expert technique was a real highlight and really erotic to watch. I will pull my banger in her honor tonight,girls like Asa are a dream in porn... Raylene looked great and with those big boobs,she really got into her fucking, I will have dreams about those big tits and nipples of Raylene's. I loved the whole Boss routine and the office attire gets me all the time, I will go back to this movie again it was great. [read the full review]
review from 6/17/2011:
You might have heard of Ace Ventura Pet Detective but step aside as Juelz Ventura Pet My Rectum is what it's all about,all hail the tattooed beauty Miss Ventura... Asa Akira looked incredible, what a sexy woman Asa is and to see her give a blowjob with her expert technique was a real highlight and really erotic to watch. I will pull my banger in her honor tonight,girls like Asa are a dream in porn... Raylene looked great and with those big boobs,she really got into her fucking, I will have dreams about those big tits and nipples of Raylene's. I loved the whole Boss routine and the office attire gets me all the time, I will go back to this movie again it was great. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
This title takes us into the office setting but unlike most offices this is where the ladies rule the land and it's the guys who come in and get put in their place and big time by some strong ladies. You have Asa, Juelz, Rachel, Raylene and Ryder all sporting some sexy outfits that are business in nature but we get nice cleavage shown off. The guys and gals here are good with the oral and there's good fucking too leading to pops that largely hit the skirts. [read the full review]
review from 11/7/2010:
This title takes us into the office setting but unlike most offices this is where the ladies rule the land and it's the guys who come in and get put in their place and big time by some strong ladies. You have Asa, Juelz, Rachel, Raylene and Ryder all sporting some sexy outfits that are business in nature but we get nice cleavage shown off. The guys and gals here are good with the oral and there's good fucking too leading to pops that largely hit the skirts. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Ron Jeremy, Monique Alexander, Eva Angelina, Anthony Rosano, Kirsten Price, Jenny Hendrix, Krissy Lynn
Studio: Vouyer Media
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 7/6/2010
Previews: Previews
Taxi: A Hardcore Parody review summaries:
Captain Jack's
Parodies are the current sensation sweeping porn and now its time for the late 70s classic to be skewered. There was only one female cast member in the original sitcom, so they will have to have some guess stars, I would suppose. Evan Stone plays Alex Rieger with Anthony Rosano as Tony Banta, Jack Lawrence as Bobby Wheeler, Kirsten Price as Elaine Nardo and Mick Blue as Latka. Old Man Frady as Jim and Ron Jeremy as Louie have non-sex roles. Eva Angelina As the story starts unfolding, Bobby is pulling a double shift. One of his first rides is with someone who works at a fetish club. She starts coming onto him and Bobby opens her door and leads her out so that they have more room to maneuver. Jack eats her out against the car before Eva drops to her knees to give him a hummer. She gags herself on his gear shift before he fucks her in a standing mish. She also gets pounded in doggie and reverse cowgirl. Eva is as energetic as always and does most of the work. [read the full review]
review from 8/9/2010:
Parodies are the current sensation sweeping porn and now its time for the late 70s classic to be skewered. There was only one female cast member in the original sitcom, so they will have to have some guess stars, I would suppose. Evan Stone plays Alex Rieger with Anthony Rosano as Tony Banta, Jack Lawrence as Bobby Wheeler, Kirsten Price as Elaine Nardo and Mick Blue as Latka. Old Man Frady as Jim and Ron Jeremy as Louie have non-sex roles. Eva Angelina As the story starts unfolding, Bobby is pulling a double shift. One of his first rides is with someone who works at a fetish club. She starts coming onto him and Bobby opens her door and leads her out so that they have more room to maneuver. Jack eats her out against the car before Eva drops to her knees to give him a hummer. She gags herself on his gear shift before he fucks her in a standing mish. She also gets pounded in doggie and reverse cowgirl. Eva is as energetic as always and does most of the work. [read the full review]
(3.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Mark Wood, Monique Alexander, Jack Lawrence, Anthony Rosano, Dane Cross, Alexis Texas, Ryder Skye, Shawna Lenee
Studio: Vouyer Media
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 2/23/2010
Previews: Previews
Not Really The Dukes of Hazzard review summaries:
Flash's
Not Really... The Dukes of Hazzard: A Hardcore Parody does a lot right in bringing the television show to the blue screen in Mike Adams' parody. However, the plot for the movie is lacking and the lack of balance between the plot and the sex scenes harm the movie. Fans of the show will likely get a kick out of this movie, however, fans of features will likely feel underwhelmed. Vouyer Media has done a great job with their two DVD release of Not Really... The Dukes of Hazzard: A Hardcore Parody with beautiful video and audio on the release. [read the full review]
review from 6/17/2017:
Not Really... The Dukes of Hazzard: A Hardcore Parody does a lot right in bringing the television show to the blue screen in Mike Adams' parody. However, the plot for the movie is lacking and the lack of balance between the plot and the sex scenes harm the movie. Fans of the show will likely get a kick out of this movie, however, fans of features will likely feel underwhelmed. Vouyer Media has done a great job with their two DVD release of Not Really... The Dukes of Hazzard: A Hardcore Parody with beautiful video and audio on the release. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Welcome one and all to Hazzard County, yeah the home of those famous Dukes! We get the whole clan here including Cooter, Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane and yeah Boss Hogg! The boys aren't the ones in trouble this time as it's Daisy losing her job and then entering a wet t shirt contest to win a little dough. Of course Boss has it rigged for someone else to win and you have some hilarity ensue along with some hot sex!! One fantasy is realized for fans of the show but I'll leave it to you to see that fine work unfold. The General Lee is in the house in full glory but not fully pushed this time-- hopefully next time we'll see those legs really stretched out. [read the full review]
review from 2/16/2010:
Welcome one and all to Hazzard County, yeah the home of those famous Dukes! We get the whole clan here including Cooter, Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane and yeah Boss Hogg! The boys aren't the ones in trouble this time as it's Daisy losing her job and then entering a wet t shirt contest to win a little dough. Of course Boss has it rigged for someone else to win and you have some hilarity ensue along with some hot sex!! One fantasy is realized for fans of the show but I'll leave it to you to see that fine work unfold. The General Lee is in the house in full glory but not fully pushed this time-- hopefully next time we'll see those legs really stretched out. [read the full review]
Young Latin Ass 7 review summaries:
The D-Man's
Hustler continues a series featuring lovely and lusty latinas, such as Nataly Rosa and Jaslin Diaz, doing the dirty deed. [read the full review]
review from 9/17/2011:
Hustler continues a series featuring lovely and lusty latinas, such as Nataly Rosa and Jaslin Diaz, doing the dirty deed. [read the full review]
This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX review summaries:
bono-ONE's
Here we have another porn parody, this time for the popular 60's show Gilligan's Island. Like so often happens on that show, the castaways are joined by potential rescuers this time it turns out to be porn people who find the island and saving some XXX dough in this tough economy the producer has the bright idea to use Gilligan and the gang as scene participants!! You get solid scenes from Anthony Rosano being blown by Regan Reese who later does a good one with Jack Lawrence aka the Professor. Also there's a fine finale with Gilligan hooking up with Ginger and MaryAnne-- this was the best hook up of cast members but you should also enjoy Mrs. Howell's anal romp with the Skipper! So a good time here and fans of the show will see bits and pieces that might take you back to the show. Worth a rental for sure. [read the full review]
review from 5/4/2009:
Here we have another porn parody, this time for the popular 60's show Gilligan's Island. Like so often happens on that show, the castaways are joined by potential rescuers this time it turns out to be porn people who find the island and saving some XXX dough in this tough economy the producer has the bright idea to use Gilligan and the gang as scene participants!! You get solid scenes from Anthony Rosano being blown by Regan Reese who later does a good one with Jack Lawrence aka the Professor. Also there's a fine finale with Gilligan hooking up with Ginger and MaryAnne-- this was the best hook up of cast members but you should also enjoy Mrs. Howell's anal romp with the Skipper! So a good time here and fans of the show will see bits and pieces that might take you back to the show. Worth a rental for sure. [read the full review]
barrettman's
Good but not great spoof of the shipwrecked tv series . Sindee Jennings has 2 fine scenes here . Best boinkage by far is Darryl Hanah's ' Mrs Howell ' anal tryst . Perhaps better luck next go round . [read the full review]
review from 4/15/2009:
Good but not great spoof of the shipwrecked tv series . Sindee Jennings has 2 fine scenes here . Best boinkage by far is Darryl Hanah's ' Mrs Howell ' anal tryst . Perhaps better luck next go round . [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Voodoo, Lee Stone, Jenna Haze, Mick Blue, Victoria Sin, Trent Soluri, Sammie Rhodes, Roxy Deville, Aiden Starr, Whitney Stevens, Shawna Lenee, Gavin Wells
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 9/30/2008
Previews: Previews
This Ain't the Munsters XXX review summaries:
Sexyhard's
If you like phone sex ads, then you will love this movie! [read the full review]
review from 10/24/2008:
If you like phone sex ads, then you will love this movie! [read the full review]
Voluptuous 6 (Toxxxic) review summaries:
bono-ONE's
Ok time for a little big booby love and we got some large tata's here to check out. Trina Michaels, Roxanne Hall, Brooke Haven, and Harley Rain help make up this cast and it's been a few years since I've seen Harley work. I remember watching her in an early edition of American Bukkake and liked her look and then I believe she did a White Trash Whore volume as well. Well this time it's pretty straight forward, titty play and fucking. Trina Michaels: Getting started we have this big boobed blond whom I've seen do many good scenes and pairing her up with Mark Wood leads me to think this will be a good scene also. The action gets going with some titty sucking and a little pussy stroking too. Trina's got some sexy blue lingerie on but that begins to disappear as Mark gets a look at her body. Trina then helps his cock out and Miss Michaels slips that schlong between her titties before enveloping it with her mouth. You get some good closeups as she sucks cock and also of Mark dipping his fingers in her ass so perhaps some anal is in the cards. [read the full review]
review from 8/4/2006:
Ok time for a little big booby love and we got some large tata's here to check out. Trina Michaels, Roxanne Hall, Brooke Haven, and Harley Rain help make up this cast and it's been a few years since I've seen Harley work. I remember watching her in an early edition of American Bukkake and liked her look and then I believe she did a White Trash Whore volume as well. Well this time it's pretty straight forward, titty play and fucking. Trina Michaels: Getting started we have this big boobed blond whom I've seen do many good scenes and pairing her up with Mark Wood leads me to think this will be a good scene also. The action gets going with some titty sucking and a little pussy stroking too. Trina's got some sexy blue lingerie on but that begins to disappear as Mark gets a look at her body. Trina then helps his cock out and Miss Michaels slips that schlong between her titties before enveloping it with her mouth. You get some good closeups as she sucks cock and also of Mark dipping his fingers in her ass so perhaps some anal is in the cards. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Alexis Amore, Kat, Jamie Elle, Havana Ginger
Studio: Loaded Digital
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 4/25/2006
Previews: Previews
Latina Anal Assault 2 review summaries:
scipio's
Latina Anal Assault Director:Anton Slayer. Extras: Trailers: One long video segment that includes trailers for: Home Schooled #3, Finally Legal #17, Bottomless #5, Popshot Access: It's the cumshots! Behind the Scenes: Alexis chats with a woman behind the camera about today's scenes. Then we see chats with Lucious Lopez, one of the guys clowing around in a swimming pool, Kat and Chanel, Hanana Ginger (she prefers to spit than swallow), Jamie Elle (she doesn't do g/g). More Adult Fun: A Metro ad showing off the wonders of DVD by showing off grainy footage from films like Wasteland and Zazel, followed by phone sex ads. Old, grainy ones! Slideshow: A bunch of hi-res action stills in autorun format. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind when reading the overall DVD and scene ratings. None of these scenes feature condoms. All feature Anal. Anything else notable will be mentioned by scene. [read the full review]
review from 12/8/2006:
Latina Anal Assault Director:Anton Slayer. Extras: Trailers: One long video segment that includes trailers for: Home Schooled #3, Finally Legal #17, Bottomless #5, Popshot Access: It's the cumshots! Behind the Scenes: Alexis chats with a woman behind the camera about today's scenes. Then we see chats with Lucious Lopez, one of the guys clowing around in a swimming pool, Kat and Chanel, Hanana Ginger (she prefers to spit than swallow), Jamie Elle (she doesn't do g/g). More Adult Fun: A Metro ad showing off the wonders of DVD by showing off grainy footage from films like Wasteland and Zazel, followed by phone sex ads. Old, grainy ones! Slideshow: A bunch of hi-res action stills in autorun format. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind when reading the overall DVD and scene ratings. None of these scenes feature condoms. All feature Anal. Anything else notable will be mentioned by scene. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Alex Sanders, Marco, Mark Wood, Lee Stone, Anthony Hardwood, Roxy Jezel, Nautica Thorn, Finess Navaro, Maya Lee, Jazzmin, Arcadia Dauicla
Studio: Loaded Digital
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 1/24/2006
Previews: Previews
Asian Invaders review summaries:
JAGnLA's
General Impression This one scalds! Metro Interactive brings us this Loaded Digital production and I gotta tell ya - director Anton Slayer definitely "loads" this one. Both in action and in the attractiveness of his cast, this DVD delivers. Sex Highlights Roxy Jezel leads the action off and she is just incredible looking. With her Asian ancestry and proper British accent, it would be easy for Ms. Jezel to fall into the docile Asian stereotype. Don't believe it for a second. Roxy rocks every male performer she has ever worked with. She is a frenetic fucker and devours dick with abandon. Add her wonderfully filthy mouth to all this and you'll see why her scene here heats so quickly to a boil. With a cast that boasts Roxy and the ever-popular Nautica Thorn - who appears hell-bent on taking the entire industry by storm with her sexy, smoldering eyes and naturally full bosoms - you'd have a winner of a flick right there. But Slayer goes deep with this cast. [read the full review]
review from 4/9/2006:
General Impression This one scalds! Metro Interactive brings us this Loaded Digital production and I gotta tell ya - director Anton Slayer definitely "loads" this one. Both in action and in the attractiveness of his cast, this DVD delivers. Sex Highlights Roxy Jezel leads the action off and she is just incredible looking. With her Asian ancestry and proper British accent, it would be easy for Ms. Jezel to fall into the docile Asian stereotype. Don't believe it for a second. Roxy rocks every male performer she has ever worked with. She is a frenetic fucker and devours dick with abandon. Add her wonderfully filthy mouth to all this and you'll see why her scene here heats so quickly to a boil. With a cast that boasts Roxy and the ever-popular Nautica Thorn - who appears hell-bent on taking the entire industry by storm with her sexy, smoldering eyes and naturally full bosoms - you'd have a winner of a flick right there. But Slayer goes deep with this cast. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mary Jane, Ron Jeremy, Aria, Kelly Erikson, Ana Nova, Michelle B., Melissa Lauren, Annie Cruz
Studio: Loaded Digital
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 11/25/2005
Previews: Previews
Very Very Bad Santa review summaries:
dandaman's
Very Very Bad Santa Studio: Loaded Digital Category: All Sex Director: Anton Slayer Starring: Mary Jane, Ron Jeremy, Aria, Kelly Erikson, Anna Nova, Melissa Lauren, Annie Cruz, Michelle B Brief intro for the year's end. How fast is time going this year, seems to me like one of the shortest years so far, in my life, and as you can imagine, the end of the same it's full of work and stuff to do, getting things done so I can go without any remorse to the Convention in January, (my first), so this being said, I will only do some quick reviews till the end of the year, 'cause my desk it's getting clog with dvd's that need to be done, and with the season this one is obligated, so to work..... quickest of the quick review. I was hoping very high on this one, because of the original movie, the title catch my eye at the moment, but it fail to deliver other than the regular stuff, with gorgeous girls like Anna Nova, and Melissa Lauren, the scenes, break down like this. Gorgeous Kelly Erickson doing vaginal only. Mary Jane BJ on the Elf Brian Surewood. Extremely pretty and hot Anna [read the full review]
review from 12/7/2005:
Very Very Bad Santa Studio: Loaded Digital Category: All Sex Director: Anton Slayer Starring: Mary Jane, Ron Jeremy, Aria, Kelly Erikson, Anna Nova, Melissa Lauren, Annie Cruz, Michelle B Brief intro for the year's end. How fast is time going this year, seems to me like one of the shortest years so far, in my life, and as you can imagine, the end of the same it's full of work and stuff to do, getting things done so I can go without any remorse to the Convention in January, (my first), so this being said, I will only do some quick reviews till the end of the year, 'cause my desk it's getting clog with dvd's that need to be done, and with the season this one is obligated, so to work..... quickest of the quick review. I was hoping very high on this one, because of the original movie, the title catch my eye at the moment, but it fail to deliver other than the regular stuff, with gorgeous girls like Anna Nova, and Melissa Lauren, the scenes, break down like this. Gorgeous Kelly Erickson doing vaginal only. Mary Jane BJ on the Elf Brian Surewood. Extremely pretty and hot Anna [read the full review]
Deviant Housewives review summaries:
Pagoda's
This is one of the takes on 'Desperate Housewives" that attempted to capitalize on the TV series. Where "Deviant Housewives" succeeds where many others fail is its videography and its casting. [read the full review]
review from 5/2/2008:
This is one of the takes on 'Desperate Housewives" that attempted to capitalize on the TV series. Where "Deviant Housewives" succeeds where many others fail is its videography and its casting. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Harley Raine, Katie Morgan, Eve Laurence, Austin Kincaid, Nikita Loven
Studio: Vertigo Videos
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 7/25/2005
Previews: Previews
Stacked & Packed (Vertigo) review summaries:
RLD Fiend's
Stacked & Packed Studio: Vertigo Videos Director: Michael Adams Editor: Shadow Bradley Year: 2005 Feature Time: 2:08:11 Extras: Behind the Scenes and Trailers (0:17:07) Starring: Katie Morgan (Cover Girl) Eve Lawrence Harley Raine Austin Kinkaid Nikita Loren Themes: Boobs "Stacked & Packed" is the latest from the sick minds of the boys at Vertigo. These girls are all certainly stacked up top but it still remains to be seen how well they get packed. Michael Adams is a new director to me, as usually Martin Del Toro has been behind the camera in virtually every Vertigo movie I've ever seen. I'll be curious as to how his directorial skills compare to his company mate Martin. Scene 1: Katie Morgan and Mark Wood Sometimes it is easy to recognize porn starlets by their tattoos alone. Katie Morgan I know by her unusual frog tattoo above her pussy. However her fucking should be memorable here as well. [read the full review]
review from 8/16/2005:
Stacked & Packed Studio: Vertigo Videos Director: Michael Adams Editor: Shadow Bradley Year: 2005 Feature Time: 2:08:11 Extras: Behind the Scenes and Trailers (0:17:07) Starring: Katie Morgan (Cover Girl) Eve Lawrence Harley Raine Austin Kinkaid Nikita Loren Themes: Boobs "Stacked & Packed" is the latest from the sick minds of the boys at Vertigo. These girls are all certainly stacked up top but it still remains to be seen how well they get packed. Michael Adams is a new director to me, as usually Martin Del Toro has been behind the camera in virtually every Vertigo movie I've ever seen. I'll be curious as to how his directorial skills compare to his company mate Martin. Scene 1: Katie Morgan and Mark Wood Sometimes it is easy to recognize porn starlets by their tattoos alone. Katie Morgan I know by her unusual frog tattoo above her pussy. However her fucking should be memorable here as well. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mary Jane, Joey Ray, Dimitri, Kris Knight, Kelli Tyler, Lyla Lei, Isabel, Roxy Jezel, Jamie Brooks, Michelle B., Isabel Ice, Carmen Hayes, Jenaveve Jolie, Peter Shaft, Harmony Rose, Trina Michaels, Trent Soluri, Mya Mason
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 2/15/2005
Previews: Previews
Hand Job Hunnies 7 review summaries:
Wild Billy's
Watching Wifey on her web site (wifeysworld.com) has made me appreciate the art of a good hand job. Here are the reasons why it drives me wild to watch Wifey stroke her man: 1) She is a beautiful woman with curves that can be examined as she goes about her business. 2) She clearly enjoys looking at and stroking her mans hard cock. 3) She clearly enjoys the reactions she gets from her man. 4) The climactic moment always brings a smile to her face. To quote Wifey: I dont know any man who doesnt like a nice slow hand job. So these are the components I look for when watching a hand job disc. Many women on these types of discs approach the task with all of the enthusiasm of someone wiping down the kitchen counter. But every so often, I find a woman whose scene fits most, or sometimes all, of the above criteria, and this makes me happy. In Hand Job Hunnies 7, I found the following 4: Jenaveve Jolie: I almost skipped right by her at first, but then she turned around and I noticed that this woman has some real curves. [read the full review]
review from 12/26/2006:
Watching Wifey on her web site (wifeysworld.com) has made me appreciate the art of a good hand job. Here are the reasons why it drives me wild to watch Wifey stroke her man: 1) She is a beautiful woman with curves that can be examined as she goes about her business. 2) She clearly enjoys looking at and stroking her mans hard cock. 3) She clearly enjoys the reactions she gets from her man. 4) The climactic moment always brings a smile to her face. To quote Wifey: I dont know any man who doesnt like a nice slow hand job. So these are the components I look for when watching a hand job disc. Many women on these types of discs approach the task with all of the enthusiasm of someone wiping down the kitchen counter. But every so often, I find a woman whose scene fits most, or sometimes all, of the above criteria, and this makes me happy. In Hand Job Hunnies 7, I found the following 4: Jenaveve Jolie: I almost skipped right by her at first, but then she turned around and I noticed that this woman has some real curves. [read the full review]
Air Tight 8 (Toxxxic / Metro) review summaries:
bono-ONE's
This dvd has a great premise going for it. Each girl will take on three cocks so lots of cocksucking and hopefully some hot dp action as well. The ladies on the boxcover sure look hot so let's get to some action. Our first girl up is Angela Crystal and I have seen her twice lately and she is looking ultra hot as seh takes on Mark Wood, Mark Davis, and Brian Surewood. You see Angela is surrounded by men and Mark Davis is already eating her pussy. The other two caress her breasts and soon are sucking on them. Angela is made up beautifully. Soon she is sucking on the tools of Mark Wood and Brian while Mark Davis continues licking her cookie and also fingering her ass. Soon Angela is in triple cock country and trading off all three pieces of manmeat!! Great eye contact here as she worships all three schlongs. The floor level view makes an appearance. As for the sex we see: RC-- Great action as she rides Brian and we look up as Angela services the two Marks with her mouth. [read the full review]
review from 3/26/2003:
This dvd has a great premise going for it. Each girl will take on three cocks so lots of cocksucking and hopefully some hot dp action as well. The ladies on the boxcover sure look hot so let's get to some action. Our first girl up is Angela Crystal and I have seen her twice lately and she is looking ultra hot as seh takes on Mark Wood, Mark Davis, and Brian Surewood. You see Angela is surrounded by men and Mark Davis is already eating her pussy. The other two caress her breasts and soon are sucking on them. Angela is made up beautifully. Soon she is sucking on the tools of Mark Wood and Brian while Mark Davis continues licking her cookie and also fingering her ass. Soon Angela is in triple cock country and trading off all three pieces of manmeat!! Great eye contact here as she worships all three schlongs. The floor level view makes an appearance. As for the sex we see: RC-- Great action as she rides Brian and we look up as Angela services the two Marks with her mouth. [read the full review]
Blowjob Fantasies 16 review summaries:
CAPSULE's
CAPSULE'S REVIEW Blowjob Fantasies 16 by Michael Adam (108 min.) Featuring: Tabitha Blue, Felix Vicious, Olivia Saint, Kalani, Monia, Honey, Kelli Erickson, Brittany Skye, Celine Maxima, Kelli Tyler, Sophie Evans, and Pantera Synopsis: It's the sixteenth volume of Metro's flagship blowjob-only series. Overall: About only half of the women know how to get off their partners. Most of them shy away from post-cum sucking, which is a no-no in today's blowjob videos. Sophie Evans is the only one out of the cast that performs post-cum sucking because her partner in the scene is her husband, Toni Ribas. Blowjob Fantasies 16 isn't terrible, but it isn't spectacular either. DVD Quality: Despite the brief one-second video breakup in Olivia Saint's scene, the quality is good as you would expect from the Toxxxic division. Extras: It's weak. [read the full review]
review from 12/2/2002:
CAPSULE'S REVIEW Blowjob Fantasies 16 by Michael Adam (108 min.) Featuring: Tabitha Blue, Felix Vicious, Olivia Saint, Kalani, Monia, Honey, Kelli Erickson, Brittany Skye, Celine Maxima, Kelli Tyler, Sophie Evans, and Pantera Synopsis: It's the sixteenth volume of Metro's flagship blowjob-only series. Overall: About only half of the women know how to get off their partners. Most of them shy away from post-cum sucking, which is a no-no in today's blowjob videos. Sophie Evans is the only one out of the cast that performs post-cum sucking because her partner in the scene is her husband, Toni Ribas. Blowjob Fantasies 16 isn't terrible, but it isn't spectacular either. DVD Quality: Despite the brief one-second video breakup in Olivia Saint's scene, the quality is good as you would expect from the Toxxxic division. Extras: It's weak. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Alex Sanders, Athena, Melanie, Jay Ashley, Mark Wood, Aurora Snow, Sabrine Maui, Tabitha Stern, Jonathon Stern, Friday, Rhiannon Bray, Ramona, Sin-nye, Samy Bright, Brooke Daniels, Lexi Lamour, Noah, Jay P.
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 10/2/2002
Previews: Previews
Hand Job Hunnies 4 review summaries:
Saki's
Hand Job Hunnies 4 (2002) Studio Metro/Toxxxic Genre Handjob Fetish Director Michael Adam Starring Tabitha Stern, Sabrine Maui, Sin-Nye, Friday, Aurora Snow, Lexi Lamour, Rhiannon Bray, Brooke Daniels, Sami Bright, Athena, Ramona, Melanie, Alex Sanders, Mr. [read the full review]
review from 11/30/2002:
Hand Job Hunnies 4 (2002) Studio Metro/Toxxxic Genre Handjob Fetish Director Michael Adam Starring Tabitha Stern, Sabrine Maui, Sin-Nye, Friday, Aurora Snow, Lexi Lamour, Rhiannon Bray, Brooke Daniels, Sami Bright, Athena, Ramona, Melanie, Alex Sanders, Mr. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Alex Sanders, Tyce Bune, Mark Wood, Alexis Amore, Kianna, Samantha Sterlyng, Mr. Pete, Desert Rose, Jubilee, J.R. Nelson, Lang Young, Chantz Fortune, Layne Young, Chloe Dior, August Night, Claire Bandit, Bree Brooks [II] (early 2000s)
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 6/5/2002
Previews: Previews
Hand Job Hunnies 3 review summaries:
dumblonde's
Director: Michael Adam Videographer: Quasarman Running length: 1 hr 35 min DOP: 3/25/02 - 3/27/02 Female cast: Jubilee, Samantha Sterling, Chantz Fortune, Alexis Amore, Kianna, Chloe Devore, Bree Brooks, Desert Rose, August, Claire, Lane Young Male penises: J.R., Tyce Bune, Alex Sanders, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete Audio/Video: If you're not familiar with Quasarman's work, rest assured that he will consistantly deliver professional quality and a clear, pretty picture. Utilizing the best and most flattering of camera angles with a smooth mixture of medium to extreme closeups, he makes the most of this naturally limited POV genre. The audio was immaculate as well. [read the full review]
review from 9/11/2002:
Director: Michael Adam Videographer: Quasarman Running length: 1 hr 35 min DOP: 3/25/02 - 3/27/02 Female cast: Jubilee, Samantha Sterling, Chantz Fortune, Alexis Amore, Kianna, Chloe Devore, Bree Brooks, Desert Rose, August, Claire, Lane Young Male penises: J.R., Tyce Bune, Alex Sanders, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete Audio/Video: If you're not familiar with Quasarman's work, rest assured that he will consistantly deliver professional quality and a clear, pretty picture. Utilizing the best and most flattering of camera angles with a smooth mixture of medium to extreme closeups, he makes the most of this naturally limited POV genre. The audio was immaculate as well. [read the full review]
Blowjob Fantasies 14 review summaries:
Draken's
Blowjob Fantasies #14 Studio: Metro Released: 02/2002 Before Viewing Expectations: The cover art for this release shows nine of the 12 girls who are featured in this movie. Some are just standing in various stages of undress, others are shown in action, with cum on their faces. The action thumbnails on the back indicate this movie is all about blowjobs, which one would expect. There seems to be a bit of tit fucking shown in one photo. There should be 13 scenes in this movie, enough to satisify anyone with blowjob fantasies. The Action: As expected, this movie concentrates almost solely on blowjobs. So rather than giving a blow by blow account of each scene as I usually do, I'll simply mention what stands out in each particular scene and how each scene ends. And since only some of the women are identified by name and photo on the case, I'm not exactly sure who all is in each scene. In scene one, the girl talks dirty when her mouth isn't full. She is very energetic and does some deep throating and ball sucking. He cums manually into her mouth. [read the full review]
review from 5/11/2002:
Blowjob Fantasies #14 Studio: Metro Released: 02/2002 Before Viewing Expectations: The cover art for this release shows nine of the 12 girls who are featured in this movie. Some are just standing in various stages of undress, others are shown in action, with cum on their faces. The action thumbnails on the back indicate this movie is all about blowjobs, which one would expect. There seems to be a bit of tit fucking shown in one photo. There should be 13 scenes in this movie, enough to satisify anyone with blowjob fantasies. The Action: As expected, this movie concentrates almost solely on blowjobs. So rather than giving a blow by blow account of each scene as I usually do, I'll simply mention what stands out in each particular scene and how each scene ends. And since only some of the women are identified by name and photo on the case, I'm not exactly sure who all is in each scene. In scene one, the girl talks dirty when her mouth isn't full. She is very energetic and does some deep throating and ball sucking. He cums manually into her mouth. [read the full review]
Houston's Big Boob Brigade review summaries:
the gynecologist's
A pretty good big-tit themed title, especially if you find it at a decent price. I really love Houston, so this was a no-brainer for me. Scene 1-Lovette. A not too attractive blonde, she is the one knock against this disc's superior-looking cast. She gives pretty good head, almost a whole deep-throat, gets her ass fingered, then her pierced pussy is skipped altogether as the action goes straight to an anal mish. Then a CG anal, then she gets pounded pretty good in RCG anal. There is a short tit fuck and a PS on her mouth. Scene 2-Houston. Houston looks amazing in her yellow outfit, and there are great closeups of her hot mouth during the BJ. She gets a finger in her ass and cunt. The first position is doggy, with great views of her fantastic ass. Next balls-deep RCG anal. Then doggy anal and by this time her ass is all nice and sweaty. Pretty good PS on her hot mouth and beautiful lips. Very good scene. Scene 3-Houston and Juliet Sheridon. I am just recovering from the last Houston scene when she appears again, much to my delight. [read the full review]
review from 6/24/2003:
A pretty good big-tit themed title, especially if you find it at a decent price. I really love Houston, so this was a no-brainer for me. Scene 1-Lovette. A not too attractive blonde, she is the one knock against this disc's superior-looking cast. She gives pretty good head, almost a whole deep-throat, gets her ass fingered, then her pierced pussy is skipped altogether as the action goes straight to an anal mish. Then a CG anal, then she gets pounded pretty good in RCG anal. There is a short tit fuck and a PS on her mouth. Scene 2-Houston. Houston looks amazing in her yellow outfit, and there are great closeups of her hot mouth during the BJ. She gets a finger in her ass and cunt. The first position is doggy, with great views of her fantastic ass. Next balls-deep RCG anal. Then doggy anal and by this time her ass is all nice and sweaty. Pretty good PS on her hot mouth and beautiful lips. Very good scene. Scene 3-Houston and Juliet Sheridon. I am just recovering from the last Houston scene when she appears again, much to my delight. [read the full review]
Goldmember's
Houston's Big Boob Brigade Directed by Micael Adam Overall Impression Not a bad gonzo title, but given the female talent involved it could have been a great gonzo title. I am a fan of Houston so thats why I gave this one a try. Maybe I am developing unrealistic expectations, when it comes to directorial skills thanks to some of the extremely professional work out there from directors like Jules Jordan or Vince Voyer, but I thought Adams could have done a lot more with his camera considering the talents at his disposal here. That said this is a pretty good looking cast, and the film does have its moments. Scene 1 Lovette I have seen Lovette quite a few times before and have never really been a fan of hers. I always thought she had a bit of a weird stumpy little body. However this was one of the better scenes in the movie in my opinion, because it was one of the few well directed scene in my opinion. The scene starts of with an excellent blowjob from Lovette, who gives us some great eye contact during the BJ. [read the full review]
review from 9/1/2002:
Houston's Big Boob Brigade Directed by Micael Adam Overall Impression Not a bad gonzo title, but given the female talent involved it could have been a great gonzo title. I am a fan of Houston so thats why I gave this one a try. Maybe I am developing unrealistic expectations, when it comes to directorial skills thanks to some of the extremely professional work out there from directors like Jules Jordan or Vince Voyer, but I thought Adams could have done a lot more with his camera considering the talents at his disposal here. That said this is a pretty good looking cast, and the film does have its moments. Scene 1 Lovette I have seen Lovette quite a few times before and have never really been a fan of hers. I always thought she had a bit of a weird stumpy little body. However this was one of the better scenes in the movie in my opinion, because it was one of the few well directed scene in my opinion. The scene starts of with an excellent blowjob from Lovette, who gives us some great eye contact during the BJ. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brick Majors, Lovette, Brian Surewood, Tyce Bune, Steve Taylor [I], Taylor St. Clair, Houston, April, April Flowers, Kianna Bradley, Jade Marcela, Layla Jade, Victoria Del Rio, Bridgette Kerkove, Voodoo, Candy Cotton, Nicole Sheridan, Nikita Denise, Claudia Adkins, Dominica Leoni
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 6/13/2001
Previews: Previews
Hand Job Hunnies 2 review summaries:
dumblonde's
Director: Mike Adams Videographer: Mike Quasar Running length: 1 hr. 50 min. D.O.P. 12/7/99, 9/11, 9/18/2000, 10/2000 Female cast: Houston, Kianna, Brigette Kerkove, Nicole Sheridan, Layla Jade, Taylor St. Clair, April, Nikita Denise, Lovette, Jade Marcala, Dominica Leoni, Claudia Akins, Victoria Del Rio, Candy Cotton Male penises: Brian Surewood, Tyce Bune, Steve Taylor, Voodoo, Brick Majors Audio/Video: Everything was crystal clear, sound and video. I liked the fact that there was no porn music at all, just the sounds of a well lubed hand job, and some good trash talking from some of them. Extras: Photo gallery, individual scene selection, lots of trailers on the B side General comments: They're baaaaaaccckkk!!!!! Seen for the first time in Hand Job Hunnies # 1, we now have a whole new H team. You won't believe your eyes when you see actual females yanking a crank. 13 separate hand jobs are performed to completion by a loosely formed group of loose women known as the Hand Job Hunnies. [read the full review]
review from 12/6/2001:
Director: Mike Adams Videographer: Mike Quasar Running length: 1 hr. 50 min. D.O.P. 12/7/99, 9/11, 9/18/2000, 10/2000 Female cast: Houston, Kianna, Brigette Kerkove, Nicole Sheridan, Layla Jade, Taylor St. Clair, April, Nikita Denise, Lovette, Jade Marcala, Dominica Leoni, Claudia Akins, Victoria Del Rio, Candy Cotton Male penises: Brian Surewood, Tyce Bune, Steve Taylor, Voodoo, Brick Majors Audio/Video: Everything was crystal clear, sound and video. I liked the fact that there was no porn music at all, just the sounds of a well lubed hand job, and some good trash talking from some of them. Extras: Photo gallery, individual scene selection, lots of trailers on the B side General comments: They're baaaaaaccckkk!!!!! Seen for the first time in Hand Job Hunnies # 1, we now have a whole new H team. You won't believe your eyes when you see actual females yanking a crank. 13 separate hand jobs are performed to completion by a loosely formed group of loose women known as the Hand Job Hunnies. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Brick Majors, Brian Surewood, Jake Steed, Chris Cannon, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Cheyenne Silver, Steve Taylor [I], McKayla, Heaven Leigh, Emilia, Damien Michaels, Chennin Blanc, Violet Love, Wendi Knight, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Todd Alexander, Adam Wilde, Natasha Blake, Jennifer Leigh, Devon Shire, Shelbee Myne, Amia Moore, Andre Madness, Kristin, Mariah Milano
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Release date: 4/24/2000
Previews: Previews
Hand Job Hunnies review summaries:
BIGmike's
Audio Quality : 1.5 out of 5 (annoying music through every scene! and sound levels vary from scene to scene) Video Quality : 4.0 out of 5 [NOTE : This is not strictly a hand job DVD. I listed the length of each scene. I may have left out a detail or two, but every scene consist of the same actions. I also gave the sex rating a good rating, even though there is no penetration.] SCENE ONE : (Right after opening credits roll) Violet Love gets on her knees gives hand job. She jumps up onto guys legs, no penetration, but keeps using her hands. She gets back on her knees and jerks the guy off onto her tits. (Scene lasted: from 2 minutes 36 seconds to 9 minutes 44 seconds) SCENE TWO : Jennifer Leigh gives hand job and bj, she jerks the guy off and continues to stroke and suck it. (Scene lasted until about: 16 minutes 48 seconds) SCENE THREE : Wendi Knight starts by rubbing her tits. She gives the guy bj and hand job. [read the full review]
review from 11/3/2001:
Audio Quality : 1.5 out of 5 (annoying music through every scene! and sound levels vary from scene to scene) Video Quality : 4.0 out of 5 [NOTE : This is not strictly a hand job DVD. I listed the length of each scene. I may have left out a detail or two, but every scene consist of the same actions. I also gave the sex rating a good rating, even though there is no penetration.] SCENE ONE : (Right after opening credits roll) Violet Love gets on her knees gives hand job. She jumps up onto guys legs, no penetration, but keeps using her hands. She gets back on her knees and jerks the guy off onto her tits. (Scene lasted: from 2 minutes 36 seconds to 9 minutes 44 seconds) SCENE TWO : Jennifer Leigh gives hand job and bj, she jerks the guy off and continues to stroke and suck it. (Scene lasted until about: 16 minutes 48 seconds) SCENE THREE : Wendi Knight starts by rubbing her tits. She gives the guy bj and hand job. [read the full review]
sirnocternal's
hand job hunnies was a real suprise to me. their is no sex, but the girls really work the camera for the athome players, alot of eye contact, talking to the raincoaters, 15 girls giving handjobs to no faced men(im in heaven)even the pop shots(no mens faces)if you liked michael ninns diva girls, i think you will like this title, of course the girls in this title are jacking the men off, well worth the purchase ticket, its 2hours long, i dont know if you will last that long, its a great ride though. [read the full review]
review from 10/12/2000:
hand job hunnies was a real suprise to me. their is no sex, but the girls really work the camera for the athome players, alot of eye contact, talking to the raincoaters, 15 girls giving handjobs to no faced men(im in heaven)even the pop shots(no mens faces)if you liked michael ninns diva girls, i think you will like this title, of course the girls in this title are jacking the men off, well worth the purchase ticket, its 2hours long, i dont know if you will last that long, its a great ride though. [read the full review]
Diville's
Starring: Amia More, Chenin Blanc, Devon Shire, Emilia, Heaven Leigh, Jennifer Leigh, Kristen, Lola, Mariah, McKayla,Natasha Blake, Shelbee Myne, Violet Love, Cheyenne Silver, Wendi Knight Directed By: Michael Adams Ever feel like something different? Of course you do; we all do. How else can you explain the success of vinegar flavored potato chips and the Chrysler PT Cruiser? The same sense of adventure (or, maybe boredom) that brought us these slightly different products, brings us Hand Job Hunnies. That's right, a DVD with nothing but hand jobs. The Citizen Kane of jack-off flicks. Actually, it's the only wall to wall boy/girl masturbation movie I've seen, but that's not to say it can't be a classic. Well, before we go any further understand that Hand Job Hunnies is not exactly a classic, but it is pretty good. I've never understood why some pursue the hand job like the rest of us might work toward something along the lines of actual sex...or free hockey tickets. After all, we can give ourselves hand jobs. [read the full review]
review from 9/27/2000:
Starring: Amia More, Chenin Blanc, Devon Shire, Emilia, Heaven Leigh, Jennifer Leigh, Kristen, Lola, Mariah, McKayla,Natasha Blake, Shelbee Myne, Violet Love, Cheyenne Silver, Wendi Knight Directed By: Michael Adams Ever feel like something different? Of course you do; we all do. How else can you explain the success of vinegar flavored potato chips and the Chrysler PT Cruiser? The same sense of adventure (or, maybe boredom) that brought us these slightly different products, brings us Hand Job Hunnies. That's right, a DVD with nothing but hand jobs. The Citizen Kane of jack-off flicks. Actually, it's the only wall to wall boy/girl masturbation movie I've seen, but that's not to say it can't be a classic. Well, before we go any further understand that Hand Job Hunnies is not exactly a classic, but it is pretty good. I've never understood why some pursue the hand job like the rest of us might work toward something along the lines of actual sex...or free hockey tickets. After all, we can give ourselves hand jobs. [read the full review]