TouchDown Tony's IMD Movie Reviews (6)
Release date: 10/5/2001
Reviewed on: 3/9/2002
Studio: IMD
Starring: Vince Bandero, Valentino Rey, Xavier, Max Grand, Harley, Danny Pacheco, Mike Cesar, D'Angelo, Carlos Casino, J.V.
Review brief: Featuring: Carlos Casino, Vince Bandero, Max Grand, Mike Cesar, J.V., Danny Pacheco, Harley, D'Angelo and Valentino Rey as "the shaman." Written Produced and directed by Adair & Dubois With a title such as this, the viewer can most assuredly expect to find the film to be an exercise in esoterica, with a dash of erotica thrown in for good measure. As it stands, The Shaman is not always successful in its attempts of blending the two forms of visceral thrills. Much to my surprise, The Shaman feels more like a late 1970's entry into the realm of adult film making. Elements from such noted films as L.A. Plays Itself and Joe Gages trucker trilogy (L.A. Tool and Die, Kansas City Trucking Co., El Paso Wrecking Corp.) abound; in a roundabout way, The Shaman is a virtual homage to the former. The Shaman is, like L.A. Plays Itself, a dreamscape of a film. The sexual encounters in The Shaman are more often than not, the fantasies or dreams of its nominal hero, the beautifully endowed, but badly dyed, Carlos Casino.
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Release date: 10/3/2001
Reviewed on: 11/30/2001
Studio: IMD
Starring: Pietro Cattani, Daniele Della Valle, Marco Ramazzotti, Victor Racek, Glauco, Daniele Barbareschi, Raffaello Flavio Rossini, Claudio Casanova, Tony Colombo, Michaelangelo, Risi, Roberto Ruggiero, Raul Veneziani
Directed by: Lucas Kazan
Review brief: A TASTE OF ITALY Director: Lucas Kazan Starring: Pietro Cattani, Victor Racek, Glauco, Flavio Rossini, Marco Ramazzotti, Daniele, Delle Valle, Claudio Casanova, Daniele Barbareschi, Tony Colombo, Michelangelo Risi, Roberto Ruggiero, Paul Venesiani Disc Specs: Special Features: Slide Show with Optional Directors Commentary, Previews, Featurette. Running Time: Fifty-two minutes As The Divine Miss M once stated, It isnt the sequel to JAWS, at all...Its just a lot of kissing and mezuzahs. (Not being of the Hebrew faith, I had always assumed that mezuzahs were something dirty). The same statement could hold true for Lucas Kazans soft-core extravaganza of earthly delights, A TASTE OF ITALY. Lots of soul kissing, lots of phenomenally built men, ample flesh on display, sumptuous settings, gorgeous photography - but no penetration. Literally.
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Release date: 7/28/2001
Reviewed on: 8/14/2001
Studio: IMD
Starring: Mike Vespa, Steve Pierce, Josh Evers, Michael Vista, Hank Hightower, Mason Flynt, Robert Kirk, Marcus Day
Directed by: Blade Thompson
Review brief: Lap It Up Directed by Blade Thompson Starring Mason Flynt, Hank Hightower, Steve Pierce, Michael Vista, Mike Vespa, Rob Kirk, Josh Evers, Marcus Day, Blade Thompson. 1 hour, 20 minutes Music by Sharon Kane Blade Thompson steps out in front of the camera as well as behind to deliver, and introduce us to eight men who love to Lap It Up, the IT of course being that seminal fluid commonly called cum. Before anyone goes off their nut about swallowing in this day and age, relax: these guys starvingly swallow their own sweet nectar. Thats the concept for four scenes, not to mention a nicely photographed wraparound sequence starring Thompson, who also laps it up. Fans with a foot fetish will adore Blades initial appearance as his right foot is proudly spread out in front of him as he reclines in an immense chair sporting his white terry-sloth robe.
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Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 8/9/2001
Studio: IMD
Starring: Dino Phillips, Peter Wilder, Pierce Vendetta, Eduardo, J.T. Sloan, Derek Cameron, Raphael Valentino, Sam Carson, Austin, Ted Matthews, Johnny Rey, Dex Banning, George Brazil, Gavin Michaels
Review brief: Taking a cue from John Hughes 1985 teen comedy Weird Science, that Val Kilmer and Anthony Michael Hall picture about two computer geeks who create a perfect woman via computer, Nude Science goes a few steps further as Derek Cameron and Joey Hart use a brand new program to bring toy dolls to life, for their sexual pleasure, as well as to toy with an obnoxious houseguest. I must say that I immediately began a search for this program myself, and came up high and dry. Think of the possibilities - - you know that old Luke Skywalker action figure you have lying around...or better still, that Han Solo figure that has seen better days....all yours at the click of a mouse!Its a great concept, and executed with panache by director Dane Preston. Except for one instance, Sharon Kane contributes a great techno-pop score, appropriate to the movie.
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Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 8/6/2001
Studio: IMD
Starring: Chad Conners, Blue Blake, Joe Romero, Tuck Johnson, Anthony Cox, Hank Hightower, Duke Miller, Caeser
Directed by: Blue Blake
Review brief: Married Cops Do "Sometimes the Code of Silence is stronger than the bond of matrimony." Directed by Blue Blake Starring Duke Miller, Caesar, Tuck Johnson, Anthony Cox, Hank Hightower, Joe Romero, Chad Connors, Glenn Matthews. Tony Valentino with T. J. Hart, Cherry Taylor, Delilah and Blue Blake in non-sexual roles. Special Features Hardcore Photo Gallery (self- playing; almost 4 minutes), Previews (Stills for Tales from the Tree House and Demo Daddy) appr.45 seconds each. Blue Blakes stepping behind the camera has brought about a delicious, hot new look to home video. Long established as one of the hottest pieces of uncut meat, and a versatile performer, Blakes directorial skills on Married Cops Do demonstrate that he is also a director to be reckoned with. The pleasures begin with the cast he has assembled; full of big, beefy, muscular MEN going the distance for Blakes probing camera. What delectable treats the camera discloses! Hank Hightower. Joe Romero. Caesar. Tuck Johnson. Anthony Cox.
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Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 7/16/2001
Studio: IMD
Starring: Eric Evans, Dereck Bishop, Jeff Mitchell, Alex Carrington, Daniel Istvan, Michael Raphael, Christopher Rojas, Nolan Scott
Review brief: Four poker playing buddies re-enact their tales of their sexual conquests which happened when wifey was on extended leave from the house. Starring: Michael-Raphael, Dereck Bishop, Alex Carrington, Jeff Mitchell, Christopher Rojas, Nolan Scott, Daniel Istvan and Eric Evans Well, well, well (Id add another well, but that would be overdoing things)! How often has this happened to me: some adorable married man invites me over to his house for conversation while his wife has gone outta town, only to find that Im there to be the seducer, or the seducee! Thats the premise of Street Corner Studios "When the Wifes Away," a four pieced tale of the lusts of married men. Wasnt it Bette Midler who sang, "The world is full of married men, with wives who never understand.
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