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When The Wife's Away Review

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Reviewed by TouchDown Tony  on  7/16/2001
Four poker playing buddies re-enact their tales of their sexual conquests which happened when wifey was on extended leave from the house.

Starring:

Michael-Raphael, Dereck Bishop, Alex Carrington, Jeff Mitchell, Christopher Rojas, Nolan Scott, Daniel Istvan and Eric Evans

Well, well, well (I’d add another well, but that would be overdoing things)! How often has this happened to me: some adorable married man invites me over to his house for conversation while his wife has gone outta town, only to find that I’m there to be the seducer, or the seducee! That’s the premise of Street Corner Studios’ "When the Wife’s Away," a four pieced tale of the lusts of married men. Wasn’t it Bette Midler who sang, "The world is full of married men, with wives who never understand. They’re looking for someone to share the excitement of a love affair?" Well with these four guys, I’d be on the lookout, too!

At a poker game, where the cigars aren’t smoked, our leading men toss the chips and shoot the bull, with each one dealing out a tale of gay seduction that happened "When the Wife’s Away." (Where do they come up with these titles?) Whatever town these guys live in - - I know I wanna move there soon - - is crawling with hot men, ready to drop their toolbelts and deliveries as readily as they drop their pants.

Dereck Bishop tells his story of the leaking sink and the plumber (there’s a an old vaudevillian joke in there somewhere). It seems that the plumber’s denim-clad ass is so hot that ** has to whip his dick out and start jacking off before the plumber has time to fix the leak. That’s all right though, since both guys have equipment that needs to be taken care of. Foreskins lovers will not be disappointed by the equipment on this plumber: newcomer Michael-Raphael! Long-haired and exotic Michael-Raphael works his tongue over, under around and through Dereck’s ample package, with a nice side trip to the rear. Then it’s Bishop’s turn to take Michael-Raphael’s cocoa- colored cock in hand, savoring every inch of foreskin M-R has to offer. Then comes the true kitchen sink drama as Bishop straddles M-R atop the sink , but it ain’t the faucet that does the dribbling as the hunks deliver their milky-white cascades of cum.

Next up, it’s off to grocery shopping in a store where the bags are packed as tightly as the baggers themselves. Jeff Mitchell not only brought home the bacon while his wife was away, but he brought home the bag-boy as well. Dropping the subplot about the much-needed groceries, our guys drop their trousers in the bedroom, and enjoy a pleasant fuck-and-suck session. Alex Carrington really goes out of his way to insure customer satisfaction - - not only does he load the groceries into the back of Mitchell’s Jeep, Carrington insures that both he and Mitchell spurt their own loads. I hope that Mitchell remembered to tip him.

Nolan Scott could have used a trip to the grocery store, though, seeing as his conquest is the underdeveloped milkman of Christpher Rojas. As in Bishop’s tale, the action is restricted to the kitchen. I do however, enjoy that fact that this delivery boy really delivers!

Finally newcomer Daniel Istvan tells his tall tale. As he sees his wife off at the airport, he is accosted by an incoming pilot asking for a quarter to use the phone. In his charming broken- English style, Istvan replies, "Sorry, I don’t have a quarter, but I have a place where you can stay." That line gets me right here every time I hear it! It seems that THE place to stay is the dining room, where the glass-topped table will figure prominently as Istvan prepares his pilot, Eric Evans, for a good-night fuck.

From the near Polynesian Michael-Raphael to the studly Daniel Istvan, the guys of "When the Wife’s Away" are truly beautiful to behold. Furry daddies Eric Evans and Jeff Mitchell getting their man-ditches being plowed are viable bottoms. If the film falls flat, it’s only in the connecting sections of the poker game, where the drab dialogue is made even more dour by the affected acting deliveries. The Dolby Digital sound creates a not-too-subtle environment of sexual excite, as the rear brings out the best in sexual satisfaction. Occasionally, the sound is over-miked, allowing the viewer to hear a ringing telephone, and not all of the guys’ speak loudly enough to be intelligible.

For fans of daddy types, cock rings and foreskin lovers "When the Wife’s Away" won’t disappoint.



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