Tongue in Groove's Adam & Eve Movie Reviews with Trailers (10)
Release date: 3/4/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006
Studio: Adam & Eve
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Starring: Roxanne Hall, Mark Davis, Mia Smiles, Chris Charming, Lee Stone, Carmen Luvana, Melissa Lauren, Sondra Romain
Directed by: Barry Wood
Review brief: Flesh Gallery is an artsy couples film with some decent talent and average sex. The whole thing is shot in dark locations, there is no dialogue, and one of the scenes is so chopped up it might as well be on five separate discs. Carmen Luvana and Manuel Ferrara start things off in an art gallery. Theres no opening blowjob, Manuel just plays with her a bit and shoves his cock into her. Then the scene stops Dark-haired Melissa Lauren (I liked her looks better as a blonde) and Chris Charming are next. Theres some anal action here and a money shot on her tits. Carmen and Manuel are back, and theyoh, who cares, Ive lost interest because I know theyll show portions of this scene at the end of each of the following vignettes and it cannot hold my interest in that way. Sandra Romaine and Lee Stone are in a dark bar on the pool table. They romp through the usual position changes before Sandra lets Lee do a bank shot on her mug. Next comes a girl-girl between Mia Smiles andta daCarmen Luvana.
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Release date: 1/21/2006
Reviewed on: 2/22/2006
Studio: Adam & Eve
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Starring: Haley Paige
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Blue Light is a bizarre feature loaded with strange special affects and weird sound affects. This is director Nick Orleans at his most creative. Unfortunately, wacky lighting, sets, and editing arent always conducive to erotic sex, and that is certainly the case here. This is sensory overload to the max. I dare anyone to try to follow the plot, watch the distracting SFX, and maintain an interest in the sex. Theres just too much going on! Forget the plotits inane and difficult to follow. The acting is typical porn, that is, bad. The action, once we get to it, is lukewarm at best. Such a waste of good talent like Haley Paige, Kelly Wells, Lexi Lamour, Dominica Leoni, Hillary Scott, and Brooke Haven! There are eight sex scenes, with four girls taking it up the ass, Haley doing a little A2M, and a smattering of facials. Theres a g/g/b romp and a 4-girl/3-guy orgy. To me, this is another case of a director making a movie for himself, not for his viewers.
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Release date: 8/9/2005
Reviewed on: 1/31/2006
Studio: Adam & Eve
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Starring: Suzy, Leslie Taylor, Lea de Mae, Vyona, Honey Winter, Nataly Brown, Jessica Day, Katy Red
Directed by: Anita Rinaldi
Review brief: Imagine, if you will, a porn flick with attractive women; good, hard sex without any rough stuff; an absence of slapping, choking, and spitting; and interesting interviews with the talent. Doesnt exist, you say? Well, I found one, and its called Never Been Touched. Okay, thats a hokey title. Not only have these girls definitely been touched, theyve done quite a bit of touching back, Id say. But, according to director Anita Rinaldi, all five girls are making their porn debut. This being a European production, all the girls use first names only. And there is certain amount of subtitling during the brief interviews before each scene. But once the action starts, the sex is solid and worth watching. The newbies include (in order): Honey, a Hungarian blonde; Natalia, a brunette from the Ukraine; Ili, a Hungarian brunette; Evi, also a brown-haired Hungarian; and Suzy, a blonde from Budapest. Natalia does the only anal and takes a facial, as does Ili. The rest of the scenes end with money shots south of the face. The girls are all attractive with nice to excellent bodies.
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Release date: 8/16/2005
Reviewed on: 10/17/2005
Studio: Adam & Eve
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Starring: Alexandra Silk, Shay Sweet, Claudia Chase, Kyle Stone, Mark Davis, Temptress, Shayla LaVeaux, Rick Masters, Rebecca Lord, Todd Alexander, Dale Dabone, Margo, Johnny Packwood, Troy Halston, Ava Vincent, Holly Hollywood, Zana, Flick Shagwell, Nick Manning, Katie Morgan, Envy Me, Angel Long, Jasmine Klein, Carmen Luvana, Brittney Skye, Becca Bratt, Holly Halston, Frazer, Nikki Love, AnnMarie Rios
Review brief: 31 Flavors is an Adam & Eve compilation with 31 scenes featuring 45 starlettes performing mostly couples sex. The scenes are snipped from tons of previously released titles, including some features and some from the Amateur Angels series. As most of these scenes have been reviewed elsewhere on the net, the following is a breakdown of the scenes (and the original release title): 1. Angel Long, Frazer Fox (Amateur Angels #9) 2. Brittney Skye, RickMasters (Amateur Angels #5) 3. Holly Hollywood, Nikki Love (Amateur Angels #3) 4. Kalani, Lewis Adams (Amateur Angels #9) 5. Holly Halston, Troy Halston (Amateur Angels #6) 6. Flick Shagwell, Natasha (Amateur Angels #5) 7. Alexandra Silk, Jasmine Klein (Amateur Angels #1) 8. Ann Marie, Becca Bratt (Amateur Angels #4) 9. Honey, Mikayla (Amateur Angels #8) 10. Kyle Stone, Margo (Amateur Angels #3) 11. Dreamy Nights, Katie Morgan (Amateur Angels #9) 12. Dale DaBone, Mariesa (Amateur Angels #2) 13. Nick Manning, Zana (Amateur Angels #1) 14. Claudia Chase, Rebecca Lord, Shay Sweet (Slave to Fashion) 15.
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Release date: 6/3/2005
Reviewed on: 8/7/2005
Studio: Adam & Eve
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Starring: Kyle Stone, Tony Tedeschi, Tyce Bune, Dick Nasty, Guy DiSilva, Dale Dabone, Mariesa Arroyo, Juliana Kincaid, Alaura Eden, Rhiannon Bray, Julie Night, Jasmine Lynn, Cailey Taylor, Dick Delaware, Anika Fox, Mario Rossi
Review brief: Amateur Endzone is an Adam & Eve compilation, with all seven scenes snipped from the Amateur Angels series. Based on your affinity (or lack thereof) for that series, you make the call as to whether youd enjoy a greatest hits package. The entire original scene is used, meaning youre subjected to director Luc Wylders interviews, which many people find lame. You also wont see many face splatterings (in fact, theres only one), since Wylder is not a fan of facials. The sex action suffers from the peek-a-boo style of camerawork that Wylder seems to love. Most every scene involves some anal intrusions, and no condoms were noticed. Since the original features have all been reviewed elsewhere on the Net, here is a scene breakdown (with the original Amateur Angels volume in quotes): Mariesa and Dale DaBone A.A. #2 Julie Knight and Tyce Bune #8 Cailey Taylor and Guy DaSilva #10 Jasmine Lynne and Tony Tedeschi #10 Juliana Kinkaid and Kyle Stone #7 Alaura Eden and Mario Rossi #13 Alesha Bizart and Tony Sexton 16 The final scene, by the way, is billed as a Bonus Scene.
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Release date: 5/2/2005
Reviewed on: 8/1/2005
Studio: Adam & Eve
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Starring: Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Katie Gold, Cheyne Collins, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Talon, Roxy Jezel, Shy Love, Tyla Wynn, Demetri XXX, Lexie Marie, Nicki Hunter
Directed by: Luc Wylder
Review brief: Dirty Little Devils #3 features an average cast and middle of the road sex action. In other words, a typical Luc Wylder production. I know many reviewers hold Wylder in near demi-god status, but I just cant get impressed with his work. Typically, half of his female talent is good looking, but the other half completely ruins the entirety of the disc. And he seldom coaxes over-the-top performances from the players, content instead to just film people fucking but seemingly not enjoying themselves. In addition, Im a big fan of facials and he seldom employs them. Here he has gorgeous brunette Shy Love giving a very good performance (with Chris Cannon, who cant seem to maintain an erection without bitch-slapping his hardon ouch!). Lexi Marie is a cutie, but she wont touch Talon in their threeway with Tyla Winn. Semi-cute Roxy Jezel doesnt exactly sizzle in her encounter with Demetrixxx, but she occasionally smiles. After that, we get over-the-hill bottle blonde Nicole Sheridan and her real-life s/o Voodoo, an act weve seen so often its like watching yourself fuck.
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Release date: 11/16/2004
Reviewed on: 4/25/2005
Studio: Adam & Eve
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Starring: Billy Glide, Mark Davis, Joel Lawrence, Anthony Hardwood, Angela Stone, Mone Divine, Diamond Foxxx, Poppy Morgan, Nicole Brazzle, Heaven Taylor
Directed by: Luc Wylder
Review brief: Amateur Angels #17 is the latest volume in this long-running series and, if this is any indicator, it should be the last. I know Luc Wylder is highly admired in the industry, but I can do without his boring interviews before each scene. He wastes 6-7 minutes with the performers asking inane, unimaginative questions. He also has a tendency to start talking to the girls just after they get a creamy facial, which some consider the epitome of bad timing. There is also some terrible camerawork here. Shots of the back of a girls head while she sucks cock may be necessary for X-rated distribution (like on the Playboy Channel), but they should be avoided in the XXX-rated version. The same goes for long shots of the guys face and long-distance angles. The girls here are strictly B-Listers, with blond Heaven Taylor being arguably the best-looking one. Nicole Brazzle, Angela Stone, Mone Divine, Diamond Foxx, and Poppy Morgan round out the cast of forgettables. Only Heaven and Mone take facials, and there is no anal action at all.
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Release date: 2/1/2005
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005
Studio: Adam & Eve
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Starring: Alexandra Silk, Luc Wylder, Jay, Layla Jade, Romeo, Holly Hollywood, Carmen Luvana, Anthony Hardwood, Trent Tesoro, Bonnie Heart, Renee Pornero, Kurt Lockwood, Mario Rossi, Gwenn, Richard Kline, Taylor Lee [I] (female), Mac Turner, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Luc Wylder
Review brief: Swinging in the USA will appeal to porn fans who like more than two naked people on their TV at a time. It helps if you also like unattractive naked people. Aside from cute-as-ever Kelly Kline, the rest of the cast in this Luc Wylder production is strictly from the B List. That may seem a bit harsh when referring to Carmen Luvana and Holly Hollywood, who still are semi-appealing, but I just have seen too much of them to find them anything more than mildly attractive. The plot (as such) revolves around Gwenn, an unknown who won some Atlanta competition known as the Miss Swingers Date Club USA. She and her partner, Jay, come to L.A. to get it on with some real pros. What follows in some decent sex action interrupted by countless interviews. Theres lots of talking in this one. With crew members and voyeurs scattered throughout the set as the action takes place, there is little heat in the sex. Youll also probably view more of L.A.s skyline than youd care to see. All these problems could probably be overcome if the main star was the least bit appealing.
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Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005
Studio: Adam & Eve
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Starring: Steve Hatcher, Tony Tedeschi, Mika Tan, Katie Morgan, Joelean, Felix Vicious, Alex Rox, Jack Spade, Pason
Directed by: Roy Karch
Review brief: Seven Year Itch had a chance to be a very good porn flick. Instead, thanks to some overly-ambitious camera angles and poor editing, it ends up being just middle of the road. Director Roy Karch apparently feels he might just win an Oscar if he continues using distracting, unflattering camera shots during the action. Case in point, fiery redhead Pason is giving a great blowjob to Steve Hatcher in the fourth scene. But Karch shoots the action through a beveled window, distracting this viewer completely. Earlier, brunette Felix Vicious is romping heatedly with Jack Spade on a couch. Karch elects to show much of the action through the bottom of a nearby mirrored table. This kind of cinematography adds nothing to the eroticism of the scenes. Theres actually a storyline in this feature, though its quite lame and worthy of FFing. Strangely, Karch chooses to close the show with a lezout (Mika Tan and Katie Morgan), not the usual climatic boy/girl action. That left me less than breathless.
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Release date: 9/13/2004
Reviewed on: 12/2/2004
Studio: Adam & Eve
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Starring: Billy Glide, Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Dee [II] (classic female), Randy Spears, Mickey G., Lola [I] (ambiguous), Cheyne Collins, Dale Dabone, Kimberly Kane, Lana Cox, Terri Summers, Joey Ray, Carmen Luvana, Dominica Leoni, Lauren Phoenix, Lana Moore, Summer Sweet
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: The Dirty Debutantes series is on one extreme end of the porn spectrum. Amateurish production values, unattractive girls (for the most part), no script, and a middle-aged, unattractive male for the star. On the other end of said spectrum is Dinner Party #3, a Nicholas Steele offering from Ultimate. This is a stylish couples feature; kind of Michael Ninn meets Andrew Blake. There are plenty of special affects, strange sets, soft lighting, elevator music, beautiful women and, unfortunately, the ever-present vanilla sex. Carmen Luvana is the hostess of this dinner party, whose guests sit around the table talking about their most intimate sexual adventures and fantasies. I know thats the key topic at every dinner party I attend.
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