The Pocketcomb Pimp's Exquisite Movie Reviews with Trailers (9)
Release date: 4/2/2004
Reviewed on: 11/12/2004
Studio: Exquisite
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Starring: Friday, Justin Slayer, Jane Darling, Ava Devine, Barbara Summer, J. Monty, Boz, Jessica Sweet, Krystal de Boor
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: This series has had its ups and downs, but I stick with it because it always shows promise. The DVDs have been glitchy, and the credits and box covers are not usually accurate for cast info. Ive seen the entire series and I can tell you that this by far is the best title in the Big Tit / Butt series from EXP. Barbara Summer [ /image ] --> This scene starts off with an old school club trick. Justin is playing the part of Dr. Slayer. In my club years, I was Dr. Pimp, PCP Attorney at Law, and the ever-popular PCP, (CSA) Casting agent. Justin is all over this girl like The FCC on Stern. The good news is Barbara responds like a freak let off her leash. There not an inch on this girl that is not crying out for a brotha to love it back. The irony in this scene is the fact that Justin lures her to his office under the guise of a breast exam, but for reason unknown to us he ends up cleansing her colon. This is that shot that made Justin famous and I promise you that Barbara does not disappoint.
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Release date: 9/28/2004
Reviewed on: 10/25/2004
Studio: Exquisite
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Starring: Obsession, Kitten, Wesley Pipes, Delicious, Persia, Sledge Hammer, John E. Depth, Jazmine Cashmere, Charlie Macc
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: I have to admit, when I think EXP and JS, I think Justin Slayer, not Jordan Septo.The irony comes in the fact that Jordan has picked up the ball that Justin left behind and continues to throw Hiessman forearms to all competitors. Its one thing to be good, and its another to be good and become great by listening to fans to improve your product. Thankfully, that legacy lives on at EXP. In feedback requested, I let Jordan know that more interactive menus and better-placed chapter stops would elevate the value of his product. If you see this title, youll see that the request was met. Kitten & Obsession [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> I got three words for you. Kitten, Kitten, Kitten. Denial is a bitch. Despite the fact that I never saw myself as a kitten fan, its now obvious that I am. I can tell you a few things about her. The 1st title I saw her in was Sugarwalls #5, I remember seeing press when she signed on with Heatwave, and I know that Salomoe De LuXXX was the 1st time I saw her give up the asshole.
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Release date: 4/7/2004
Reviewed on: 6/27/2004
Studio: Exquisite
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Starring: Brittany Star, Morgan March, Britney Madison
Directed by: Brittany Star
Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Much to my surprise, this title appears to be part of a series. This episode takes place in Las Vegas. This is what I would classify as an amateur attempt at a porn series. Brittney has classified herself as host, but if you ask me, shes just an overactive director. Britany Madison [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> She claims this is her 1st on screen scene, and I was excited to see where the break out star of Black in The Back #5 started. Once again, her eyes are hypnotic, and her lips are full. She mentioned that her large breasts were freakish, and the scars came from a reduction surgery. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Ms. Madison is cute, she favors Kelsey Heart in a big way, just like Kelsey, she would improve her looks if she left the platinum blonde look in favor of a dark brown or auburn color. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> With just a little vag, she went right to doggy anal.
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Release date: 3/19/2004
Reviewed on: 6/17/2004
Studio: Exquisite
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Starring: Rick Masters, Lola [I] (ambiguous), John West, Cheyne Collins, Lee Stone, Rhiannon Bray, Dick Delaware, Gia Jordan, Kayla Marie, Shy Love
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: I tend to avoid ethnic titles. Not because I have issues with race, but because I cant stand the fact that Ashley Blue is the star of a Latin, Asian, Cuban, and Australian flick. Nothing against Ashley, but these companies need to realize that there are plenty of girls to go round, and its not necessary to put Teagan in your latest release, A Kiss of Creole its disrespectful to peoples heritage. That being said, I think EXP got this one right. Without knowing histories, Id believe that all of these females were of Latin decent. The title starts out with Lola. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Lola has been in the game for a number of years, but she still looks 18. She never really moved me, but she looked particularly beautiful in this scene. Maybe it was the fact that she had a few extra pounds, she had curves that I had never seen before. I have never seen her look better (Look at that ASS!). [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Things got started with some slow head, Then progressed to a variety of sexual positions.
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Release date: 3/5/2004
Reviewed on: 4/25/2004
Studio: Exquisite
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Starring: Fiona Cheeks, Olivia O'Lovely, Justin Slayer, Katrina Kraven, Dana Vespoli, J. Monty, Boz, Sara Jay
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Evil Angel in their official statement to the public mentioned that they were signing Justin based on his ability to shoot, direct, and perform. Thats a positive, not to mention bold statement. In my personal opinion, Justins largest contribution comes in the energy, style, and originality of his performance. I found this title to be a huge disappointment. Justins name is featured prominently on the front cover, but he only appears in 1 out of the 5 scenes on this disc. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> The title starts with Dana Vespoli. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] -->Behind the Scenes to get to know the mind of this woman. Each one of her ass cheeks is wider than her waist. It's fluffy like it was fresh out of the dryer. Justin giggles it like hes a butcher weighing it by the pound. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> This girl gave her heart, but it was obvious that she was having issues with the size of Justins manhood. If you listen, you can her Justin asking her if he can put a little more in.
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Release date: 9/22/2003
Reviewed on: 10/22/2003
Studio: Exquisite
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Starring: Vanessa, Avy Scott, Justin Slayer, Laura Lion, Melanie Crush
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Its me, coming straight out the pocket once again. Today I am reviewing Justin Slayers Freshly Slayed 3 This was a much-anticipated piece of work, and it had its highs and lows. I chose this title for one reason, and one reason only. I couldnt wait to see Melanie Crush. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> I had seen a few portfolio shots online, and this girl was bad. Her hair was raven, her ass was round like an onion, and her eyes reminded me of my trip to the islands. She was everything that I had heard Cali Cox was, in this case I was satisfied. This girls body is worthy of an 80s rock ballad. She was the closest thing I have seen to a sistah in a long time. The only think missing was for Justin to get the black pipe layers, and jump her in and make it official. She entered the set dressed in white. For a minute, I swore she was a virgin. I had heard that she was shy, but I got the impression that the language barrier made her less than comfortable.
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Release date: 10/21/2003
Reviewed on: 10/22/2003
Studio: Exquisite
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Starring: Jada, Caramel, Mercury, Chloe Black, Justin Slayer, Baz, Nautica Binx, Misty Mason
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Almost 10 years ago I saw one of the funniest movies in cinematic history. The title of said film was Fear of a Black Hat. This movie was heralded as the black Spinal Tap. It was a parody of the rap industry and featured cameos from adult stars Dominique Simone, and Alicia Rio. The soundtrack was a hip hop salute to Weird Al Yankovick, and included a track entitled Booty Juice.Today we go beyond the movie with a review of Justin Slayer and the black Pipe Layers Booty Juice. If you have ever read one of my reviews, you may notice the common theme of comedy mixed with eroticism. I wish I could tell you that this review is a laugh a minute, but the truth is, this movie was nothing to laugh at. This movie came out today, and I have already seen it three times. It is hands down the best all black feature that I have ever seen. The irony of this is for the longest time I avoided these type of titles do to lack of sex appeal from black female talent. Mr.
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Release date: 8/20/2003
Reviewed on: 8/30/2003
Studio: Exquisite
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Starring: Justin Slayer, Kristyna, J. Monty, Daria Glower, Boz, Melissa Black, Jenna Red, Sarah O'Neal, Sabina Black
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Today I got my copy of Justin Slayers Black Pipe Layers. After seeing Slayer Unleashed I just knew this film would rock my block! The girls on the DVD cover were fresh and sexy as all hell. Id seen the trailer, and it appeared that J-Slay and his band of merry men would once again rob from the rich and give to the poor. Unfortunately, I was left feeling like Oliver Twist (Please Sir, can I have more) The movie started with great promise. Three guys walking through a dark tunnel, it was reminiscent of the Pennsylvania Miners Story. I thought Justin was trying to tell me that he had spent days underground, but now he was free to lay all the black pipe necessary irrigate a small nation. The tag line for this film was 32 inches of cock per second. No doubt these brothas was packin, and I have to applaud all of them for limiting there combined length to 10.67 inches per.
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Release date: 5/31/2003
Reviewed on: 7/19/2003
Studio: Exquisite
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Starring: Rio, Ice, Justin Slayer, Jessica Dee, Harley Davis, Teanna Lynn, Bliss
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> This movie was talking to me from the time that I looked at the DVD cover. I quote Justin Slayer ~ Finally Free to fuck as nasty as he wants!! Once I read that I knew I was in for something that no star before him had set themsleves do! This film might just go down as the Citizen Kane of interracial porn. If this nicca would have had a sled and whispered Rosebud in one of those bitches ear, he might have gotten an Academy nod. Follow me here, cause this movies speaks volumes to todays political climate and our place in it as IR porn fans. The movie starts out with the lovely Tianna Lynn. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> The scene is in what appears to be some time of decommissioned vault. The set was reminiscent of the Maxwell Smart adventure series, Get Smart. Slayer did this girl all kinds of wrong! If she would have been a piece of meat, he would have tenderized her head to toe! What I got from the scene was this. When it comes to the black man in todays political financial market, you have to Get Smart.
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