picman's Hustler Movie Reviews (21)
Release date: 5/19/2008
Reviewed on: 6/21/2008
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Nautica Thorn, Jazmine Leih, Kyanna Lee, Jandi Lin, Sasha Hollander, Ashlin Van
Directed by: Kevin Moore
Review brief: Starting with a decidedly inauspicious beginning, making me wonder if this would be an exercise in tedium. The second scene righted the ship, dipping a bit in the third, but taking off with Jandi Lin. Nautica Thorn was a lovely end, but Jandi is the must see of this TV.
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Release date: 11/28/2007
Reviewed on: 3/30/2008
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Kat, Cindy Crawford, Missy Monroe, Chanel Chavez, Marie Luv, Trina Michaels
Review brief: An uneven collection of random scenes with top female performers as Hustler recycles its archives. Cindy Crawford, Chanel Chavez, Missy Monroe, Trina Michaels, Kat, and Marie Luv make it worth a watch.
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Release date: 3/25/2007
Reviewed on: 5/1/2007
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Mark Wood, Mark Ashley, Sascha, Eva Angelina, Sativa Rose, Jenaveve Jolie, Jay Huntington, Luscious Lopez, Vanessa Figueroa, Melissa Martinez
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Young Latin Ass 3 is a good, but not great video that seemed to build in intensity, scene by scene, but I think got tripped up at the end when the closing trio of Sativa, Jenaveve and Mark couldn't capture the magic of another menage Van used to end the first volume in this series.
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Release date: 2/27/2007
Reviewed on: 3/15/2007
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Jenna Haze, Shyla Stylez, Hillary Scott, Tory Lane, Kaiya Lynn
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: A List 2 Prologue It's a good day today. I come home from work and find a package in the mail. Enclosed is a video with Jenna Haze on the cover of a Van Styles analcentric title. If that isn't good enough, she's joined by Shyla Stylez, Tory Lane, Kaiya Lynn and Hillary Scott. Sometimes, life is good. After a long, enforced hiatus from performing in front of the cameras, Shyla Stylez returned to us last year. As welcome as it was, it didn't seem all that triumphant, as the buzz died down quickly, and she didn't overwhelm us by showing up in every title under the sun. Shyla's still a sight for sore eyes. Preternaturally sexy, and looking like she's ready to do dirty things at the drop of a hat. Van has her dressed in pink and black, rubbing her body on a rug. She strokes her body through a zippered halter and booty shorts. Van introduces himself and points out that they share a surname. Shyla releases her boobies and bounces a little to show them off. Her ass goes on display and Shyla squirms around as Van converses with her.
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Release date: 1/4/2007
Reviewed on: 1/24/2007
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Mika Tan, Hillary Scott, Riley Mason, Julius Ceazher, Tia Tanaka, Kylie Richards
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Van Styles has assembled a nice mix of women, some little scenarios to get things started, gets them fucked good, and captures it in style. While there may not be the one definitive scene to put this in the upper stratosphere, they are all very strong. Lots of heat and chemistry across the board. A worthy addition to a great series.
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Release date: 6/15/2006
Reviewed on: 11/9/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Tommy Gunn, Van Damage, Herschel Savage, Nick Manning, Sandra Romain, Jayna Oso, Mario Rossi, Alec Knight, Kelly Wells, Dylan Ryder, Roxy Deville
Directed by: Caesar Bonobo
Review brief: She's Got It Cumming Prologue Teasing Whores will beg for more! Jayna Oso graces the cover. Kelly Wells and Sandra Romain are also around. Their cumuppance should be interesting. Dylan Ryder, Layla and Roxy DeVille are lesser or unkown quantities for me. Let's see how director Caesar Bonobo handles the tease, then please action. My Mistress wants me to fuck Roxy DeVille is led into a living room on a leash. She's kissed by her mistress, Dee, and left to wait for Hershel Savage. Roxy's decked out in black and red slutwear, looking erotic and enticing. Hershel wants to play but Roxy needs permission. As persuasive and forward as Hershel is, Roxy still manages to resist and slap his wandering hands away. Mistress Dee returns and chides Roxy for moving, but Hershel commends her on her fine training and seeks permission to use Roxy. Dee decides she'd like to watch, and it's on.
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Release date: 9/12/2006
Reviewed on: 9/27/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Nautica Thorn, Kylee King, Memphis Monroe, Jenna Presley, Alexa Von Tess
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Barely Legal Corrupted 7 Prologue Van Styles' Barely Legal Corrupted is up to lucky no. 7. He has newly minted Hustler contract girl, Memphis Monroe, on the cover, and certified heatseekers Jenna Presley and Nautica Thorn on hand as well. A couple of newbies (to me) in Kylee King and Alexa Von Tess round out the cast of corruptible youth. Let's see what envelopes get pushed. Memphis Monroe, dressed in a sexy two piece, polka dot outfit, has shown up to be corrupted. She's blonde and buxom (naturally), and it's easy to see her appeal to Hustler. She sits and spreads for the camera, playing with her bodacious ta-tas through her halter. Then a shot of some fine ass, which she threatens to smother Mark Ashley with. Van comments that that's a lot of ass for a contract girl. "Ass, and natural titties" interjects Memphis before freeing and sucking on them. You can tell that she really enjoys her endowments because she certainly knows how to pose and play with them.
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Release date: 6/5/2006
Reviewed on: 6/23/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Mark Wood, Mark Ashley, Kurt Lockwood, Dana Vespoli, Flower Tucci, Brooke Haven, Tia Sweets, Tiffany Rayne
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Prologue After a fallow period where Van Styles was ironing out a new contract with Hustler and doing a couple of videos for Pulse, he's come back with a vengeance, and a string of new releases. This one uses the double entendre of A List. Yes, there are some fine women here, with covergirl Flower Tucci, Tiffany Rayne, Brooke Haven and Dana Vespoli, all being considered top talent. But we all know what the "A" really means, so tushies are in play throughout. I'm new to Tia Sweets, but she couldn't have picked a better venue to show me her stuff. The silhouette of a fine body in front of a glass door. A furry jacket can be discerned. As the camera gets in tight, we see the lovely countenance of Tiffany Rayne. A wide net halter under her pink and white stole. Her booty shorts have a ribbon at the side, making Tiff look like the bestest Xmas present ever. She does a cameltoe wedgie for Van, who's lying at her feet, then gives him a flash of bejewelled pussy. Tiffany walks to a red leather couch and continues to show her body.
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Release date: 5/23/2006
Reviewed on: 6/5/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Gianna Michaels, Nadia Styles, Mia Rose, Rico Strong, Charlotte Stokely, Julius Ceazher, Dana DeArmond
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Prologue Van Styles is back with a new edition of Take It Black. He's got an interesting cast put together for this. Big tit sensation Gianna and super pale Charlotte Stokely, both of whom are no strangers to big black cock. Mia Rose, a teen slut newcummer that's been on the tip of everybody's tongue lately (literally). And two IR cherries in spunky Nadia Styles and Dana DeArmond, a mature newbie. Van appears to have settled on Rico Strong as his "go to" guy, at least for this edition. He'll be pronging most of these women with his foot long so they can have a classic "blackmaled" experience. Gianna is racing up the stairs in Van's house. She's in pinstriped short pants with suspenders dangling from them. Her awesome tits are fully exposed and bouncing delightfully. She stops at the top to play around a pole and generally tease us with her mammaries. Rico appears behind her and gets a handful of divine cushioning.
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Release date: 2/14/2006
Reviewed on: 3/27/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Bailey, Leah Luv, Michelle Maylene, Georgia Peach, Charlotte Stokely
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Prologue In his return to Hustler, Van Styles gets right back to his "corrupted" version of the Barely Legal series. Kind of like the relationship between The Dark Knight and the long running Batman comic franchise. More layered and better. The young women here are Charlotte Stokely, Michelle Maylene, Georgia Peach, Leah Luv and Bailey. I know what to expect from the last three, and it's all good. The first two will provide me with some mystery. I'm sure they'll be fucked good, though. In a departure from Van Styles' normal SOP, there is no tease. Kurt Lockwood is snuggling up to Michelle Maylene against the stove in the kitchen. A gorgeous Asian, Michelle has what resembles a flame print two piece on and Kurt quickly removes the top to play with her small, but perfect breasts. He has her get to her knees for the obligatory bj and Michelle seems happy with what she finds in his pants.
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Release date: 12/20/2005
Reviewed on: 3/7/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Shy Love, Madeline Marks, Victoria Lan, Adrianna Delfino, Veronica Mata
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Prologue Van Styles returns with another volume of Latinas. He's always worked magic with the hotties who come by way of our southern boundaries. This video features only one woman I'm at all familiar with, Shy Love, who I believe is half Israeli. I'm not sure of the Latin mix but the Mediterranean blood is warm enough. Everybody else is a virgin experience for me but I have faith that they'll be tested by capable cocks and captured well. Victoria Lan has some meat on her bones. Facially she evokes Sativa Rose, but instead of impossibly large breasts on a lean frame, Victoria is all love handles. Built for comfort. Don't take these as euphemisms for fat. She's just not the idealized hourglass figure. She is pretty, and sexy in her pink leather bikini. She pulls her boobies out and kneads them. Big nipple rings are prominently displayed. Van tells her she looks like a pink slut. The balcony railing frames Victoria's ample booty. She's at Casa Styles to do whatever he wants her to.
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Release date: 11/15/2005
Reviewed on: 1/17/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Loni, Sledge Hammer, Destiny, Sascha, Brad Baldwin, Annie Cruz, Keeani Lei, Arcadia Davida
Directed by: David Aaron Clark
Review brief: Prologue Asian Fever 25 was something of a disappointment to me but I have it on good authority that this volume will be more to my liking. Certainly, with Annie Cruz, Keeani Lei and Loni aboard, I have reason to be optimistic. Arcadia Davidia has also been impressive in the past and I'll be getting my first look at Destiny, whose beauty graces the boxcover. Adorable Keeani Lei is dressed in a very ugly school outfit and sitting on a couch with her sock covered feet on the stool in front of her. Mr. Marcus, her faculty advisor, and dressed in a ridiculous graduation gown and cap, kicks the stool out from underneath her as she jumps up and bows in contrition and respect. He has her sit down and raise her feet for some punishment as he smacks them. Apparently, it's against the rules of Cornhole University to put your feet up on the stools. He has her spread her legs and sits in front to examine what's under the skirt. Keeani turns to face the back of the couch and Marcus catches another infraction. She's wearing cotton panties.
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Release date: 9/20/2005
Reviewed on: 11/11/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mr. Marcus, Asia, Sledge Hammer, Mr. Pete, Nyla Thai, Mila Yung, Gianna Jolynn, Taya Cruz, Nyomi Zen
Directed by: David Aaron Clark
Review brief: Prologue With all the maneuverings, defections and hirings at Hustler, there was one move that made perfect sense. Put DAC in charge of the Asian Fever line. Nobody in porn is more obsessed by the gentle flowers of the Orient, or more likely to show them in their best light while getting the bejesus fucked out of them. He's assembled a fairly young cast of beauties and set his most trusted studs loose on them. Asia is hood rat from Philadelphia with a body that can make grown men weep. Mila Yung has been around the edges of the industry for a couple of years and done good work for DAC before. There are some relative newbies in Gianna Jolynn, Nyomi Zen and Taya Cruz. All great looking. To top it off is the enigmatic Nyla Thai, sister of Lucy, and just as stunningly beautiful. I'm hoping Nyla gets reached in a way I've never seen before from her.
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Release date: 8/11/2005
Reviewed on: 9/20/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Mandingo, Dulce, Nyomi Marcela, Kami Andrews, Jasmine Byrne, Aidan Layne, Rico Strong
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Prologue With the announcement of Van Styles' departure from Hustler, I would imagine that each of his final releases for them is bittersweet. They get to market a quality product that will probably sell well, but with the knowledge that the tap has been turned off. It could be argued that he's been ably replaced with their new crew of directors, but there's been so much instability in the last few months, who knows whether anybody's on board for the long haul. This edition of Take It Black has some sure-fire zipper melters in Jasmine Byrne, Aidan Layne and Nyomi Marcela. In Kami Andrews, Van provides porns most underrated performer a big stage to work on. Kami never disappoints. The only wild card is Dolce. I've never seen her before but she couldn't have picked a better spot to start. Jasmine Byrne is going on a road trip with Van Styles. She's wearing a "Heartbreaker" t-shirt and nothing could be more apt.
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Release date: 7/2/2005
Reviewed on: 7/19/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Daisy, Mark Wood, Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kat, Mark Ashley, Anthony Hardwood, Olivia O'Lovely, Kurt Lockwood, Chanel Chavez, Victoria Sweet, Havana Ginger
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Prologue Van Styles has amassed a nice collection of Hispanic beauty in this video. Eye candy is ably covered by two of it's sweetest proponents, Daisy and Victoria Sweet. Mika Brown continues to make appearances and turn heads with her apparent love of hard dick. Chanel Chavez and Kat are paired for what looks like a high spirited romp by two very nasty girls. And Olivia O'Lovely is emerging from a sexual dormancy by taking on four guys. Things bode well for this show. Unbelievably foxy Daisy, wearing a t-shirt with "Tramp" emblazoned on the front and cut off at the midriff, with a black micro miniskirt, white stockings and garters that show without the skirt being raised. She augments that with mirrored sunglasses and fuck me pumps. Daisy knows her visual impact and how to play for Van's camera. She's so sexy it makes me light headed. He welcomes her back. I don't know if Van has shot Daisy since Crema Latina. VS gets a feel of her tits and Daisy plays with them herself. She promises a Spanish lesson today. I love furthering my education this way.
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Release date: 4/14/2005
Reviewed on: 7/12/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Holly, Guy DiSilva, Cherry, Bob Terminator, Roly Reeves, Bue, Nat, Pong
Directed by: Ray Anderson
Review brief: Prologue There was a thread in one of the forums not too long ago about Asians doing anal. The search was for women like Thai bar girls doing the nasty and it got me interested in seeing some "location" porn in the Far East or Southeast Asia. Hustler has a long running series with a theme that looks like it fits the bill. I don't know the director but a couple of the male performers are recognized veterans. I have no idea where this opening is taking place. Guy DaSilva and Pong are walking through a market area of an Asian city that looks very cosmopolitan. Quickly, we're whisked to a fairly generic hotel room where Guy is putting the moves on his little rent-a-girl. She's petite and adorable. I honestly hope that Hustler is making every effort to confirm that these girls are old enough to be doing this. She looks very young. Pong helps Guy out of his shirt and he's all over her tight little body. She has a vacant look in her eyes as he makes her squirm. He undresses her and goes down on her tiny pussy.
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Release date: 3/30/2005
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Brian Surewood, Marco, Jon Dough, Scott Lyons, Kurt Lockwood, Jack Spade, Gia Paloma, Chanel Chavez, Tiffany Holiday, Aidan Layne, Genesis Skye, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Prologue Van Styles has brought his video magic to Hustler and given them a harder edged product to market. He appears to be re-tooling they're venerable series, Barely Legal, with his own flayva. Casting Gia Paloma guarantees hardcore intensity, Chanel Chavez, my attention, and Tiffany Holiday, automatic wood. This video was shot in HD. Tit men are going to go crazy seeing Aidan Layne for the first time. She's blessed and doing very little to hide them. A flimsy halter made from a "wife beater" t-shirt and tie dyed with "Hottie" on the front. Truer words were never emblazoned. She plays with those natural wonders as Van quizzes her. Aidan is nineteen and reminds me a little of Mirage (Briana Banks) in looks and demeanor when she first appeared in the industry. She sits on a step and opens her pussy, playing with the already gaping and wet orifice, telling us this is a special occasion as she's going to get fucked in the ass today. Aidan turns to show her firm butt and play with her dripping pussy some more.
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Release date: 2/15/2005
Reviewed on: 3/6/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Jada Fire, Mark Wood, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brett Rockman, Mark Ashley, Ayana Angel, Kurt Lockwood, Gia Jordan, Sandra Romain, Katrina Kraven, Sydnee Capri
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Prologue The former rising star of Video Team, Van Styles, has found a new home with Hustler and he promises that his videos will be as hardcore as ever. Ass Appeal is one of the first of his new releases and he certainly has assembled a hardcore and exciting cast. Katrina Kraven, Jada Fire, Sandra Romain and Gia Jordan have all been amongst my favorite performers for the last couple of years. I hope that Van hasn't airbrushed the action the way that his cover artist did Katrina. Two bootilicious cops bang on Van's door. They have a search warrant for the purpose of finding and apprehending Mark Ashley. His crime? He's a suspect in numerous ass fuckings. The cops that are sent to find him, Jada Fire and Ayana Angel must be real sensitive to this issue because their asses are on the line every day. After a thorough search of the premises they find a cowering Ashley and cuff the dastardly devil. He's forced to his knees and made to stick his head up Ayana's ass crack. Cruel and inhuman punishment if you ask me, but oddly appropriate.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 12/17/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Randy Spears, Nikkie Love, Brett Rockman, Stacey Cash, Lisa Marie, Kris Slater, Selena Silver, Lauren Phoenix, Emily DaVinci, Shy Love, Jean Val Jean, Marie Luv, Seth Dickens, Nikki Loren, Daphne Rosen, Naudia Nyce
Directed by: Kat Slater
Review brief: Prologue I've heard about Kat Slater's work for Hustler but never viewed it until this video. She's taken on a popular genre in cumswapping and amassed a formidable cast, from the hardcore angels Lauren Phoenix and Selena Silver, to the achingly beautiful Nikki Loren and Marie Luv. This could be very good. Kat Slater catches Selena Silver and Nikki Loren rubbing up on each other. She asks if they're going to fuck her man, and they reply in the affirmative, and enthusiastically. Kat shows off Selena's butt, which as far as I'm concerned, is world class. Nikki lends a hand and then her tongue playing with Selena's ass and eating her pussy. Nikki's body goes on display and Selena gets to play with her tight ass and puffy vag. Nikki's tits are freed and everybody admires those wonderful mammaries. Selena looks like she's going to devour Nikki while she's tweaking her nipples and whispering sweet nothings into her ear.
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Release date: 7/5/2004
Reviewed on: 9/2/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Carmen, Precious, John E. Depth, Jason Zupalo, Adorable, Bishop, Cuntre Pipes, Shae, Devine, Boz, Wet Peaches, Carmen Hayes
Directed by: D. Sparky
Review brief: Prologue Time for me to check in on the Sistas and see what they're up to. Demographics being what they are I don't get to see many of these women. One performer I have seen, though, is Carmen Hayes. She's built like the proverbial brick shit house and pretty cute at that. Carmen Hayes The first scene is with the above mentioned Carmen Hayes. She walks into a living room where Jason Zupalo awaits. She's bigger than he is in every way. In fact, her breast is bigger than his head and she's even a little taller. There is a quick cut to Carmen administering a blow job. She's still completely clothed in a bikini and he's just got his pants loosened. She's making it a wet one and then admires her work, seeing how hard he got. Clothes start to get peeled and another quick cut has Carmen riding CG. She's slamming herself down on him and making orgasmic faces with high pitched squeals.
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Release date: 6/8/2004
Reviewed on: 8/6/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Sarah, Dillion Day, Mick Blue, Kathy Anderson, Stacy Silver, Denis Marti, Sarah Blue, George Reno, Celia Blanco, Jennifer S.
Directed by: Denis Marti
Review brief: Prologue This series has gotten great reviews in the past and Denis Marti has swung meat with the best in the business. Those are good enough reasons to check it out, so let's. Celia Blanco Denis Marti is on a bridge observatory and is accosted by Mr. Smith who calls his attention to a long stemmed beauty in an apartment window. Denis finds the apartment with Mr. Smith inside, showing him the girl's charms. Celia is very pretty and lean, with black garter and red stockings. Unfortunately those aren't her OEM breasts. She leads Denis to a bedroom and they proceed to get to know each other better. He works Celia's pussy with his hand and turns her around to lick and play with both her holes. She pulls his cock out and is happy to see he's already hard. Celia goes after it like a frozen popsicle on a hot summer's day. Denis plies her pussy in preparation for a spoon insertion. No warm-up as he slams her pussy raw. They roll into RC and Celia shows how hard she likes to pound herself.
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