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She's Got It Cumming Review

Hustler

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Reviewed by picman  on  11/9/2006
She's Got It Cumming
Prologue Teasing Whores will beg for more! Jayna Oso graces the cover. Kelly Wells and Sandra Romain are also around. Their cumuppance should be interesting. Dylan Ryder, Layla and Roxy DeVille are lesser or unkown quantities for me. Let's see how director Caesar Bonobo handles the tease, then please action.

My Mistress wants me to fuck

Roxy DeVille is led into a living room on a leash. She's kissed by her mistress, Dee, and left to wait for Hershel Savage. Roxy's decked out in black and red slutwear, looking erotic and enticing. Hershel wants to play but Roxy needs permission. As persuasive and forward as Hershel is, Roxy still manages to resist and slap his wandering hands away. Mistress Dee returns and chides Roxy for moving, but Hershel commends her on her fine training and seeks permission to use Roxy. Dee decides she'd like to watch, and it's on. Roxy is his to command now, and Hershel is ready to take full advantage, ordering her to stick her sweet tit in his mouth. She gets down on the floor and kisses her way up his leg, scraping her barbell pierced nipples along the way. Roxy teases his dick, then engulfs it. With a nice mix of hand, throat and tongue, Roxy gets Hershel's soldier ready to rock. He wants a titty fuck and the firm globes wrap around his cock. Hershel eats some pussy and spends some quality time with her pierced clit. He eases his shaft into her now juicy twat in mish, then lays sideways on the small couch at right angles to the hot slut. They move to doggy and Roxy looks to be very into the fucking now. P2M, then a cut to some pussy fingering prior to an RC mount that Roxy begs for. She rides with some energy and seeks praise from Master Hershel. Cut to spoon, balls banging, cock coated with Roxy juice. Her tight pussy makes Hershel groan loudly and there's another hard cut to him shooting a stream of cum across her face and onto her black hair. Roxy does some cock cleanup and crawls away as Hershel gets some ownership ideas.
Roxy is pretty hot, and the scene was good but snipped at too much. The lack of continuity hurt. It would have been nice to have Dee remain in some capacity, even just as a vocal observer.

Bachelor Party Stripper for Hire

Dylan Ryder leads soon to be wed Alec Knight to a chair for his private dance. She strips and taunts him about his upcoming nuptials. They start to negotiate for more than a dance and Alec blows her away with the princely sum of $20. Dylan pulls down his cock and starts to scarf it down. She promises to do whatever he wants. As she ends the bj, Dylan asks what he wants next and there's a hard cut to Alec pounding away in mish and Dylan squealing that she would have fucked him for $10. Alec alternates between long, deep strokes and fast, shallow ones that have Dylan moaning. P2M, then doggy with Dylan laid out over a desk. Alec digs out her hot pussy, making her earn every cent. Cut to RC, Dylan polling him on the quality of her ride. She gets off and tells him that for $20 she wants him to cum on her face, which he does after another cut and Dylan laying on the desk with her head hung over the edge.
The setup was clever and the money was mentioned several times, but the scene was uneventful and exceedingly short.
She wants you to dominate Her

Layla does some poolside tease wearing a white blouse, pink skirt, matching panties and bra. She's long and lean with huge store bought titties. A hand comes into the picture, trying to grab at her, but she slaps it away. Layla starts to redress and admits she's just teasing. A hose gets turned on her and Layla does a quick turnaround, suddenly willing to please her heretofore unseen boyfriend. Ordering her onto a lounge chair, Tommy Gunn jumps all over the skinny slut. He pulls her bra off and sticks his hard dick in her mouth. The now submissive Layla gets face fucked in a couple of positions, including on her back. Tommy pins her legs back and licks some slit. He takes advantage of her position and drives his dick home in piledriver. They shift to mish, Layla just revelling in the pleasure of her pussy stretching. Cut to RC, Tommy's cock looking sticky with Layla's girl goo. Another cut to Layla stuffing dick in her mouth, then preening with her ass out for a doggy mount which quickly goes up and over. Tommy lays pipe in conventional doggy, then back up and over to set up the cumshot with Layla rotating under him and taking a poorly captured blast across the bow.
The tease was better than the fucking, which isn't saying much. Over directed and edited to bits. Everything but the pop seemed scripted and broken into segments, then a bad camera position for the cumshot.
She likes to watch

Jayna Oso calls the camera in close, then pushes it away. She plays with her tight body and sucks us in, but still plays keep away. She flips us the bird, then the video goes to live sound and we find out that this is a porn shoot and Jayna is only there to accompany her girlfriend. The cameraman is trying to con her into a scene but Jayna remains resolute. The more he talks, the more Jayna squirms, and when Jayna squirms, good things tend to happen. Jayna's handed a vibrator and just the sound of it seems to get a reaction out of her. She runs it over her body till she finds a spot she likes. Her pussy, of course. With Jayna now in the mood to fuck, Van Damage walks up to her, dick in hand. Jayna squats to suck his fat piece of pork, then they take it to a couch so she can bend over his lap to blow him. Van fingers her slit till there's some dew present on her outer lips, then they get into a 69. Jayna lays back and Van continues to lap at her labes before sticking her pussy in mish. Deep drilling has Jayna's pussy soaked with a trail of joy juice running down her thigh. Van takes the time to taste his work before pinning Jayna back and nailing her to the bed, a stream of cunt cream running into her asscrack. Cut to doggy, Jayna jilling along with the thrusts. Up and over, then a cut to an anal insertion. Yes Houston, we have achieved anal. Van slowly probes Jayna's always hospitable ass as she spanks her pussy. Sweet whimpers as she gets into it, then a harder pounding. Jayna gives a little back arch, then rides RCA. Cut to mish anal, some foot licking and great smiles by the petite buttslut, then a pullout to open mouth facial. PCH to the fade.
Leave it to Jayna Oso to give a video some credibility. Pedestrian by her standards, this is easily the best scene so far.
She's been away so long

Sandra Romain quietly wheels in her luggage to the bedroom of a sleeping Mario Rossi. She pulls down his covers and scopes his half naked body while unzipping her jacket and pulling off her sweatpants, leaving her in some very sexy red undies. Sandra blows in Mario's ear and gently licks down his body till he springs awake in delighted surprise. They embrace and Sandra continues her journey to morning wood, which is soon getting the special Romanian treatment. She sucks on it hungrily and deepthroats. Sandra promises to wake him like this every morning. Every man's dream. She throws in a very hot titty fuck and it's Mario's turn to please as he sucks her pussy. Sandra begs to be boned and she splays her legs, holding open the lips for Mario's condom clad cock. Long strokes in mish with Sandra rubbing her nubbin. Doggy gives us a great view of Sandra's apple bottom and Mario takes some interest in her lovely pucker. He spanks her as he drives balls deep. A stretch with leg raised, then a quick cut to Mario spewing into Sandra's open mouth. She kisses his dick and eats the cum.
Not that I expected a prototypical Sandra Romain performance at this point of the video, but this was nothing but tease. Eschew the analS if you will. Use a condom. But fuck the living daylights out of this cock monster. What happened and why was this so short?
She wants to hear "I love you"

In a darkened bedroom, Kelly Wells is thrown to the matress by her boyfriend, Nick Manning, who pulls her dress aside and licks at a lovely tit. She stops him and he complains about the three months he's been working on her with no payoff. She tries to minimize his concerns and tells him to jackoff. Talk about casting against type. Unless there are four black men in the closet waiting to pounce on her, I want to know what they did with the real Kelly Wells. As they lay side by side, Manning in resignation tells Kelly he loves her. Seems that's all it takes to get into her panties as she goes right for his panted penis. Out comes Kelly Fuck'n Wells, gagging on cock while Manning calls her a "filthy fucking whore". The world has now turned to its proper orbit. Manning grabs Kelly by the hair and facefucks her, yelling out things like he has Tourette's Syndrome. He rams her in doggy, Kelly imploring him to beat her pussy up. Cut to mish, legs locked under her arms. Manning slams her pussy and gets juice flying onto her legs, then orders Kelly to lick it off his cock, which she happily complies with. Kelly climbs on in RCA, Nick grabbing her cunt like a bowling ball as he grinds his dick deep in her ass. Cut to mish vag again, pounding Kelly in a small package, then another cut to doggy anal and the A2M that Kelly so wanted. Back to pounding mish with Kelly asking for an internal cumload and Manning wanting to shoot on her. He pulls out and makes sure there are no babies from this unholy union, depositing them on her pubic mound.
I like the fact that Kelly was comparitively restrained for this scene, even if by this video's standards she was extremely animated. Manning filled in the blanks with his own brand of verbal psychosis and it was a decent scene, albeit overedited and short like the others before it.
Epilogue There was a good mix of newer talent with tried and true performers, and the setups were pretty decent. The video didn't get much beyond that. It seems to be built for digestion in one sitting, even though there's no continuity between the segments. The scenes were kept unconscionably short, and in the case of the gonzo queens, relatively tame. I was disappointed. Even the lighting sucked in a few scenes. I liked Roxy DeVille's playfullness and Dylan Ryder has a lot of potential, none of which was really brought out here. Layla, so proud of her new boobs in the BTS, just looks like tits on a stick and didn't impress me very much. Jayna had her usual kinetic energy and it made for a decent scene. Sandra's scene was a total waste, and Kelly didn't need an exorcist for her tryst, although I sometimes felt like Manning did. They produced a fairly solid scene.
The Disk BTS, trailers and slideshow. Hot Sex Talk aka phone ads. I wonder at the snake oil salesman mentality that would list "Digitally Mastered for DVD" as a bonus feature, as well as "Animated Chapter Index".
Recommendation You can safely pass this one by unless you're a video completist of one of these performers.
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