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Release date: 7/9/2003
Reviewed on: 8/8/2003
Studio: Shane's World
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Starring: Ron Jeremy, Nacho Vidal, Karina, Tony Pounds, Calli Cox, Brittney Skye, Slim Shady, Taylor Rain, Felix Vicious, Mariah Taylor, Cindy Crawford, Tanya James, Mariah Cherry
Review brief: Description Porn performers visit a college campus to interact with students at a keg party. There are contests with prizes of sexual favors. General Impression There's lots of stomping, shouting, and hellraising at the party -- with girls flashing their titties and guys winning free blowjobs. Rabble-rousing and heckling interferes with some of the sex. Tanya conducts interviews of students about the sexual highlights of their lives. A couple of guys get sprayed with mace for 'fun,' and a few guys jump into piles of cardboard boxes in a futile attempt to kill all remaining brain cells. There are also a few longer sex scenes in more private locations. Abridged Play-by-Play A vanload of pornstars unloads into an evening gathering of beer-waving, hooting students. Calli shouts into a megaphone, "They think you're little babies! ... You guys are fuckin' adults!" And then the kids do their best to prove her wrong.
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Release date: 4/15/2003
Reviewed on: 7/17/2003
Studio: Wicked
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Starring: Serenity, Alec Metro, Chris Cannon, Keisha, Mickey G., Amber Michaels, Heather Lynn, Kiki Daire
Directed by: Michael Zen
Review brief: Description This is a couples feature with condom use. The plot is borrowed from 'Cruel Intentions.' Serenity and Alex are idle rich stepsiblings who make a bet. If Alec can bed Kiki Daire he wins, and can have sex with Serenity. General Impression The sex scenes have great energy and a very high female pleasure quotient, with a number of orgasms for the ladies. On top of that, the acting is good, the sets are great, and the extras are plentiful. Sex Alec brings Amber home and lays her down on the stairs for some pretty hot handling and tonguing, while his stepsister Serenity lurks quietly in the next room fingering herself and videotaping them. There's some very hot and enthusiastic action on the stairs -- he feeds her her own juices from her fingers and she sucks his dick before they move into mish. Reverse cowgirl with some great intensity and hot talk, and she cums. Doggie anal -- "Fuck it hard!" After the facial, Serenity comes out clapping, and Amber runs off.
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Release date: 4/7/2003
Reviewed on: 7/9/2003
Studio: Wicked
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Starring: Steven St. Croix, Sean Michaels, Porsche Lynn, Jonathan Morgan, Sierra, Julian St. Jox, Lacy Rose, Melanie Moore, Jenna Wells, Kristall, Christina Dior, Jim Enright
Directed by: Jace Rocker, Jim Enright
Review brief: Description This is an older Wicked feature, now released on dvd. No condoms are used, and there is a dp. General Impression This is a light-hearted spoofy movie about detectives searching for a magic lamp that makes people horny. They romp through the movie encountering a female spy, a harem girl, and a female brainiac scientist. Jonathan Morgan sort of impersonates Groucho Marx, with some W.C. Fields and Moe Howard thrown in for good measure. His bumbling sidekick Steven St. Croix channels Jerry Lewis throughout the movie. The Scenes Christina Dior visits our pair of detectives, hiring them to find the magic lamp. After Steven leaves, Christina and Jonathan clown around a little, with some long-distance cunnilingus, a little biting and sucking, some odd camera angles, and a short bit of fucking in cowgirl before he cums on her ass. Steven is nabbed by a gun-toting Jenna Wells, who demands info about the map to the magic lamp. Of course, she drops to suck his dick, and then disrobes for him for a little cowgirl and mish.
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Release date: 5/27/2003
Reviewed on: 7/4/2003
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Steve Hatcher, Julian, Randy Spears, Pat Myne, Angel Long, Carmen Luvana, Taylor Rain, Chloe Dior, AnnMarie Rios
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: Description Carmen Luvana takes a job at a massage parlor and ends up in jail. She and her friends trade their favors for legal help. General Impression Decent sex and average goofy plot. It will do the trick. Sex Angel Long lap dances for strip club owner Julian, then gives him a hot blowjob. Some energetic sex follows -- doggy with hair pulling, reverse cowgirl, mish. The music is slightly annoying but not too distracting. Both of them look like they are having a good time, right through pussy-to-mouth and a facial. After Carmen and Ann Marie get set up by a crooked cop and are arrested at the massage parlor, they get a little lez action in their cell. Mutual wet tongueing and whimpering leads to strap-on and dildo action. Apparently when they confiscate your watch and keys to jail you, they issue sex toys. Back at the massage parlor, Taylor Rain entertains Pat Myne. She blows him. Then he sucks her tits, wetting down her armpits also with his tongue.
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Release date: 5/5/2003
Reviewed on: 6/25/2003
Studio: Wicked
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Starring: Asia Carrera, Ian Daniels, Mike Horner, Brad Armstrong, Flick Shagwell, Aria, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: Description This is a couples feature with very discreet use of pink condoms. Mike Horner plays the professer cheating on his younger wife, Sydnee Steele. She turns to his son, Brad Armstrong, for some 'comforting.' General Impression I like the Forbidden Fruit theme, but the couplings lack chemistry. Sex Mike is in his office, charming Flick Shagwell out of her clothes. After he spreads her legs to lick her down, she gives him a little oral prep. Some sopping wet doggie-style follows, then mish. She takes his jizz in her mouth. Brad and his friend Ian head out to play some hoops, leaving Sydnee and her friend Asia to make out on the couch. Asia sucks Sydnee's nipples hard, waving her own ass toward the camera. She writhes for us, then she tongues, pats, and fingers Sydnee's pussy to the sounds of fluffy music. Sydnee energetically licks Asia, and as things gear up, Brad unexpectedly arrives home to watch from the stairs. His basketball falls from his hands, alerting the two women to his presence.
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Release date: 5/24/2003
Reviewed on: 6/18/2003
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Billy Glide, Sky, Max, Tasha Hunter, Dillion Day, Jesse, Adriana Sage, Jim [I] (ambiguous)
Review brief: Description Good-natured 'reality tv' type movie, with condom use throughout. General Impression Fun. Two teams of four college-age kids are double-dog dared to eat a bug, go streaking, and have sex in a moving car. They earn points for each activity. Action Jesse prepares for her day by making soft cooing noises as Cheyne nibbles her tits and sucks her toes. She does a brief foot job, then some happy sucking and stroking. No music, and some good action, as he buries his face in her ass. He fucks her in doggie, and she clutches the bedspread as her butt ripples with the rhythm. Good chemistry, RCG, and she cums with some finger work of her own. More fun in mish, before he cums on her stomach. Team One - Jesse, Tasha, Billy and Jim - heads out to get some dogfood, the first item on their scavenger hunt list. They have to eat the dogfood, so they are careful to find a tasty brand with meaty chunks in gravy. Yum! Some liquid chasers help.
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Release date: 3/21/2003
Reviewed on: 5/26/2003
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Roberto Malone, Rocco Siffredi, Dino, Laura Angel, Remigio Zampa, Alain L'Yle, Hannah, Kelly Stafford, Katty Thurman
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: Description Rocco and Kelly shanghai 'guys off the street' for anal sex with Kelly. General Impression The problem with this movie is Kelly. Sometimes she acts like she's 8 years old, and sometimes she acts like she's 12, but she doesn't act like she enjoys sex. I don't want to go deeply into why I think that is, but I'd love to hear what a qualified psychoanalyst has to say about her arrested development, placating behaviors, adolescent rebelliousness, lack of sexual enjoyment, and need for attention. Sex In the first scene, Rocco tongues and spanks Katty, runs some anal beads into her, and has her suck the beads. Then he spits on her and feeds her his dick, holding her nose. He's fucking her when Laura arrives with a couple of bananas. Rocco stuffs a whole banana into Laura's mouth, packs it in there with his dick, and after she sputters it out onto him, he does the same thing with the other banana, holding her nose. She spits on him and slaps him, he slaps her and spanks her. Then Rocco fucks her, with Katty taking A2M with her nose held.
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Release date: 6/6/2002
Reviewed on: 5/20/2003
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Belladonna, Kacey, Olivia Saint, Fujiko Kano, Skarlet Fever, Brooklyn Rose
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: Description Fuck dolls get throat gagged, spit on, choked, and, oh yeah, fucked. General Impression The only other movie I've seen in this series is the first Service animals. This one is much rougher, and the blowjobs are not good. Sex Belladonna is up first, doing a bit of tease in a chauffer's hat and cut-offs, showing off the cute peachfuzz on her butt. Billy Glide leans her forward over a table to tongue and finger her pussy and ass, and she sucks Brandon's dick, with some gagging and kissing. They switch around a bit, with Brandon doing plenty more gagging, with hair-pulling, nose-holding, and very minor slapping. Bella takes on that 'big smile through the watering eyes' look that she had on abc's Primetime interview. Billy does her in doggy, then he's finger-fucking her too hard. Mish anal with Billy, then Brandon in doggy anal while she sucks Billy. Brandon goes in with 6 fingers. Then Bella breaks out, slapping Brandon.
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Release date: 3/26/2003
Reviewed on: 5/13/2003
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: David, Fabio Scorpion, Crisbel, Vivian Mello, Fabiane De La Costa, Kelly Diaz, Claudia Polanski, Yasmine Rios, Giselle Lins, Suzy Boneca, Ekzavir Falcon Wray, Victoria B.
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: Description Gonzo with she-males. Condoms throughout. General Impression Two strong scenes lead, followed by three average scenes. Sex Two pretty trannies, Fabiane and Gisele, strut down the street and tease Chris Dano before going home with him. Fabiane has dark hair and especially gorgeous eyes. Chris teases her perky, natural tits. Then blonde Gisele joins her and the two girls lick, handle, and kiss each other, before Chris sucks both dicks. There is plenty of sucking all around before Gisele knocks at Chris' back door - and Chris is delighted and surprised - he takes it happily up the ass while he sucks Fabiane's dick. Fabio Scorpion joins them, getting sucked by Fabiane. Then he fucks her in doggy and mish - and she's staying rock hard for it, loving it. A little RCG with Cris sucking Fabiane as Fabio bounces her up and down, then Chris is fucking Giselle in doggy and mish, and she's hard and happy. An all-around playful, upbeat good time is had by all, before they all stroke off. The second scene (girl + tranny) was my favorite.
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Release date: 4/1/2003
Reviewed on: 4/14/2003
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Jeremy Steele, Brandon Iron, Trevor [I] (ambiguous), Jewel De'Nyle, Nacho Vidal, Steve Holmes, Robbie James, Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Manuel Ferrara, Julie Night, Billy Banks, Ashley Moore [I] (female), Steven French, Claire Ryder
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Description Rough sex gonzo, with a bit of role-playing. General Impression Holy Mama! Scene Two jumped my enjoyment of this one way up. Sex There's a good-humored intro leading into the sex. In the first scene, Ashly More plays with Nacho. He tongues her ass and pussy, and folds her over the bar of a jeep for some more fun, before taking her into a gym. She sits on his face in her little shorts, smothering him. Dirty talk follows, nipple-pinching, and he fucks her from behind. So far, I'm smiling. There's some gagging and hair-holding, and light choking. She's up for it. Hard doggy, with a dildo jammed in her mouth. RCG, a little too talky. A2M, jerks off on her, drags her by her hair, crawling to some guys who jerk off on her. My personal take - she enjoys it more from a perspective of challenge and sexual olympics than from physical pleasure, and her teen rebelliousness is showing. But the scene is hot. Scene Two rocks! Jewel dominates Steve, and it just gets better and better.
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Release date: 2/18/2003
Reviewed on: 4/14/2003
Studio: Adam & Eve
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Starring: Steven St. Croix, Randy Spears, Steve Holmes, Cameron Cruise, Lee Stone, Nikita Denise, Ashley Long, Becca Bratt, Avy Scott, Jana Cova
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Description This is a feature with a weak plot and average sex. General Impression No real stand-out scenes. Sex Starts with Randy getting his knob sucked in the shower in an average way, ends without a pop. Not a good way to open. Then Ashley does Steve Holmes in an armchair in a lobby - There's some good sex, and it should have been fun, but techno music chilled it, there were a lot of cuts to distant shots that weren't hot, and he plays with her anus but never goes in. Randy Spears is up next with Avy Scott, and I loved her fleshiness and bare feet, but she's not too responsive until the RCG, and as soon as she heats up, he stops her and cums between her tits. The music was video-game type sounds - bird-chirpy, R2D2 crap. Nikita and Steve go at it next, and she's nice, but again it just misses the mark. There's also an inexplicable off-camera cough, and about 20 seconds where the natural part of the sound just cuts off. Cameron Cruise and Jana Cova play together in a scene which is pretty, rather than hot.
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Release date: 2/24/2003
Reviewed on: 4/7/2003
Studio: Wicked
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Starring: Billy Glide, Randy Spears, Shanna McCullough, April, Eric Masterson, Maya Divine, Olivia Saint, Aria, Stormy Daniels
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: Description This is a lightweight Wicked Feature with condom use. General Impression The plot isn't particularly well-integrated with the sex, and seems to contradict it in one scene. The sex is good, but doesn't have a lot of chemistry. Sex April, Stormy, and Olivia Saint kick it off with a pussy-eating and dildo-wielding threesome. Just as we always expected, this is how college girls unwind during a big study session. Lite jazz plays as the girls show some genuine enthusiasm, and they get to mewing like a basketful of kittens. This scene was nicely done. The second scene, with Randy Spears and Aria, is the one that clashed with the plot. Randy confides in April that Aria has held out for their wedding night, and refers to himself as 'Dr. Blue-balls.' And as soon as they get into the honeymoon sweet, Aria is apologetic about making him wait all those years. She then demonstrates the oral skills of a very enthusiastic and practiced call girl, grinds him in a non-virginal way, and calls out, "Fuck that ass!" as he takes her anally.
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Release date: 11/14/2002
Reviewed on: 2/6/2003
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Joey Silvera, Michelle, Andreia, Bruna, Amanda, Lorena, Fabio Scorpion, Roge, Mayara, Juliano
Directed by: John Stagliano, Stanlay Miranda
Review brief: Premise Buttman and his pals stalk and capture hot Brazilian chicks during the Carnival in Rio. General Impressions You won't see much of the Carnival - about 30 seconds at the beginning of the movie, and a few dull glimpses later. You might be thinking, "Less Carnival, more sex!" Wrong. There's a lot of footage of milling crowds, the guys riding around in their car, getting stuck in traffic, deciding where to park, walking down the street, and other non-essentials that don't add much. The sex could have been filmed in a nice hotel in Miami. The Sex There's a slow start with three girls wiggling their butts at the camera, then Lyudmilla goes with Juliano to the parking garage for a badly lit striptease and a blowjob that wasn't even adequate. This is followed by footage of Buttman and Fabio riding around in a car, and walking through daytime crowds with lousy music, chaotic camera work, general confusion, and bad sound. The guys approach two smiling girls, Amanda and Lorena, and practically faint over some not-too-impressive butt-wiggling.
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Release date: 1/8/2003
Reviewed on: 1/31/2003
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Eva, Rocco Siffredi, Vanessa, Kelly, Robert Rosenberg, Tara, Pamela, Katka, Sabina, Franco Roccaforte, Alena, Kristin, Neeo, Jane Darling, Denis Marti, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: Premise Rocco auditions aspiring porn starlets, pushing them to, or past, their limits General Impression This movie reminds me of my nephew CJ, who has two rooms full of toys. He picks up a few legos, but he barely begins to snap a few together, when a music keyboard catches his eye. Before he manages a complete song, he abandons the keyboard for the next appealing object that catches his eye. He never fully immerses himself in a pursuit enough to enjoy it to the max. There's a lot of sometimes mechanistic sex as Rocco and his guypals work their way through the applicants. It gets repetitious. It was interesting to watch the varied reactions of the girls. Katka was passive, chewing gum indifferently while being fucked, and even while giving a blowjob. Eva T. thoroughly enjoyed herself. Tara was clearly uncomfortable and shocked while being spat on and slapped.
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Release date: 9/28/2000
Reviewed on: 1/3/2003
Studio: Sin City
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Starring: Eric Price, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Mr. Marcus, James Bonn, April, Silvia Saint, Eric Masterson, Katja Kean, Dillion Day, Jodi Roxx, Maya Divine
Directed by: Michael Raven
Review brief: This is my second review. I think I may be qualified, as I have now mastered the art of removing a dvd from the hub in the case. My husband will be watching this movie with me. Synopsis This movie has one really good scene (the third), and another worth watching (the first). Scene 1 The scene opens in a graffiti-filled alley, with April flashing her titties and ass, and mugging the camera. Fast-flash editing and softcore don't do it for us. She squats and pees, laughing. Dillion Day grabs her and pushes her down for a brief bj and a little titty-fucking. We are liking this for a minute, but James Bonn enters and most of the heat goes out of it for us. Both guys present their cocks, and April keeps her hands busy. She's sucking Dillion while James does her doggy, then the guys switch. Dillion is the hot one in this scene, as he does some nice butt-slapping, tit-pulling, and ass squeezing. Then they find a clean foam mattress next to some old tires in the filthy alley. Dillion in mish does a wee bit of choking her - we don't like that too much.
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