Merger, The (Adam & Eve) Review

Description
This is a feature with a weak plot and average sex.

General Impression
No real stand-out scenes.

Sex
Starts with Randy getting his knob sucked in the shower in an average way, ends without a pop. Not a good way to open.

Then Ashley does Steve Holmes in an armchair in a lobby - There's some good sex, and it should have been fun, but techno music chilled it, there were a lot of cuts to distant shots that weren't hot, and he plays with her anus but never goes in.

Randy Spears is up next with Avy Scott, and I loved her fleshiness and bare feet, but she's not too responsive until the RCG, and as soon as she heats up, he stops her and cums between her tits. The music was video-game type sounds - bird-chirpy, R2D2 crap.

Nikita and Steve go at it next, and she's nice, but again it just misses the mark. There's also an inexplicable off-camera cough, and about 20 seconds where the natural part of the sound just cuts off.

Cameron Cruise and Jana Cova play together in a scene which is pretty, rather than hot. My husband and I both thought of Andrew Blake.

Nikita and Randy get together. Who wrote this dialogue? Arghhh. Who wrote this dialogue? The movie attempts an anticipatory buildup to this scene, but, alas, no. Decent head and some hot fucking, but a couple lines of bad dialogue to throw you in the middle. It's just okay.

Becca Bratt tells two guys at work that "The merger went through," and they are so happy about it that they are all fucking on the lobby stairs within minutes. She does a good job of handling two guys at once and keeping them happy.

Extras
Three bonus scenes and a 'behind-the-scenes,' all just okay.

Summary
The guy who wrote the plot to this one will never get back that 15 minutes of his life.