Buttman's Rio Carnival Hardcore Review

Premise
Buttman and his pals stalk and capture hot Brazilian chicks during the Carnival in Rio.

General Impressions
You won't see much of the Carnival - about 30 seconds at the beginning of the movie, and a few dull glimpses later. You might be thinking, "Less Carnival, more sex!" Wrong. There's a lot of footage of milling crowds, the guys riding around in their car, getting stuck in traffic, deciding where to park, walking down the street, and other non-essentials that don't add much. The sex could have been filmed in a nice hotel in Miami.

The Sex
There's a slow start with three girls wiggling their butts at the camera, then Lyudmilla goes with Juliano to the parking garage for a badly lit striptease and a blowjob that wasn't even adequate. This is followed by footage of Buttman and Fabio riding around in a car, and walking through daytime crowds with lousy music, chaotic camera work, general confusion, and bad sound.

The guys approach two smiling girls, Amanda and Lorena, and practically faint over some not-too-impressive butt-wiggling. Back at the apartment, things start to get sexy for a moment as the girls start to uncover their tits, but this is quickly short-circuited as John 'inspects' the nipples and rubs one against the camera lens. For a minute it starts to look hot as the girls begin a lap dance, but this is also cut short, as Buttman sniffs their butts, poses them, studies them, and judges them like fruit, until the girls' smiles fade and never return. The girls' sense of fun and anticipation vanishes, and now they are just on the clock.

Fabio gets sucked, but not too well, and a standard threesome ensues in which one of the girls is always a third wheel. There is some unenergetic cowgirl and rcg. The anal sex starts slow and careful, and for a moment the girl looks pleased. But mainly the girls are just...cooperative. If these girls like sex, and are ever energetic about it, they weren't for Fabio and Buttman.

Joey Silvera then gets an adequate blowjob from Michelle Dantes. She is playful and happy, and he's clearly enjoying it.

Jittery camera work in the subway is followed by jittery camera work on the streets as Joey and Buttman stalk some girl that they recognise from a previous shoot. The girl, Mayara Rodrigues, and her boyfriend Roge are anxious to do a scene.

This is the best scene in the movie. He teases her nipples, he takes her bikini off with his teeth, she's happy, she initiates things, and she gives the first for-real blowjob in the movie. There's a genuine tempo here, intimacy and play, and soft talk. She likes sex, she likes the guy, she likes performing. The scene has those 'real' moments of stopping for a few seconds, grinding, starting slow, and building back up again. Sex, anal sex.

Next, Joey snags Andreia, who has a big spiderweb tattoo on one bun, and a big spider on the other. Joey is in real, squirmy ecstasy playing with her butt. The bj is short and shot from a distance. She's relatively quiet as they fuck, but he's vocal. Lots of sexual positions and anal, and throughout it all, she still has her sunglasses on top of her head.

The movie ends with a six person orgy - some okay bj action, lots of nutsack-cam where we can't tell who's who, an early cumshot, and a lot of times we see so-so action while hearing moaning that implies that somewhere else, somebody might be having a better time. The presence of other couples seems to be a way of hedging your bets when the action isn't all that hot. Joey gets a footjob, and Joey and Fabio spring some cumshots that look like a bottle of Elmer's exploded.

Summary
This movie uses condoms throughout. The extras are almost non-existent. There is some harsh lighting and bad sound. The sex is fine, but not fabulous. I liked the scene with Mayara, but I'd say that if you want to see this one, rent it.