Buttman's Rio Carnival Hardcore Review

Buttman’s Rio Carnival Hardcore (2001)
Themes: Ass obsession, anal, Latin (Brazilian)
Starring: Ludmylla, Michelle Dantes, Bruna, Amanda, Mayara Rodriguez, Andreia, Juliano, Fabio Scorpion, Joey Silvera, Roge & John “Buttman” Stagliano
Written, produced and directed by: John “Buttman” Stagliano & Stanlay Miranda

IMPRESSION:
I saw this flick once, a very long time ago, during the Summer of 2001 (the same time period it came out). When I first saw it, I didn’t care for it. But you can say this flick grew on me the second time I saw it and I wanted to review it. I’ve done some research online and I think it’s sad that I am the second person to ever review this flick. Obviously, not very many people care about this flick. Although my local video store used to have the DVD for rent, but someone purchased it before I could ever rent it. So, I had to rent it online. I am glad that I finally took the opportunity to see this flick for a second time (after nearly 7 years) and (be the second person) to review it. Plus, I love the works of “Buttman” and Stanlay Miranda (the director of “The Best Ass in the World” -- a flick I love and own).

REVIEW/HIGHLIGHTS:
The film begins with three Brazilian badasses dancing in a room with three guys, shaking their asses and romancing the dudes. You get to hear some wonderful tropical music in the background. The three females are Lyudmila (who looks like a Brazilian Pam Grier), Michelle Dantes (the baddest chick of the bunch) and Bruna. Juliano takes Ludmylla to a car garage where she dances and sucks Juliano’s dick. While some people would consider this an actual scene, others would call this just an opening scene. I really don’t care for blowjob-only scenes (and this is why I never cared to check out Joey Silvera’s “Black Cock Addiction” series). Although this is a blowjob-only scene, this scene was pretty hot and it includes a good deal of booty shots, ass-inspections and some constant loud ass-slapping. Did I mention the girl can lick some dick like a Dairy Queen cone? This is the first part of what’s yet to come, which is the final scene.

Amanda & Lorena are two badass muthafuckin’ Brazilian shorties who are caught walking through a carnival in Brazil while some “Axe Bahia” music is playing. Amanda is thick, bootylicious and tall, wearing some hot spandex booty shorts. Lorena on the other hand is shorter, petite, looks older and got some serious booty stuffed in some blue jean shorts. Plus, Lorena looks like a Brazilian Jade Marcela. Even when I first saw this flick, this scene was intensely remarkable. “Buttman” & Fabio Scorpion check these women out and they do some mild booty dancing in the streets, smoking and drinking right before they all go to a room. I need to warn you that the sex and tease in this scene is intensely nasty and ass-oriented. This scene starts out real slow, but gets nasty after a while. John doesn’t have sex with these females, but he tongue kisses Lorena and sucks her titties and then moves to Amanda. These two females give John a lap dance and some face-dancing. They move to Fabio and they suck his dick before these women drop their drawers. Amanda’s booty is large and juicy. When she takes her short off, Fabio & Buttman checks in her ass, examining her anus before they do the same to Lorena. They all get into some nasty oral sex, which includes analingus (which includes Fabio getting his ass ate out). Fabio winds up fucking the shit out of these women, vaginally and anally (in multiple positions). He uses condoms for both of them, though. Amanda does her share of putting her tongue all in Fabio’s ass here and there. Usually, Fabio barely laid the stick, but in this scene, he really fucks these women like he has some sense (although his dick isn’t even “above average”). Fabio seems to be more interested in Lorena than he is Amanda, because she gets her ass rode a lot by him more than Amanda does. Aside from that, this scene was a “Flawless Victory”. I think it’s a shame you don’t see these two females in any other flick (with the exception of the first “Rio Carnival Orgy”).

Michelle Dantes is a bad-ass chick who seems spunky, like Michelle Rodriguez (you know the Latin chick from the TV show “Lost” who went to prison for awhile). We saw her in the opening scene. This scene is a blowjob-only scene. She can be creative when it comes to licking the dick and she got some ass on her. She also knows how to make her drawers drop slow. Although this is a blowjob only scene with includes some dirty ass-licking and face dancing, it’s also a very freaky tease scene.

The guys are in a subway and they check out Mayara and her “boyfriend”, Roge. In the subway, you see people from the carnival dressed up in various crazy outfits and the guys discuss her scene in “Buttman’s Anal Divas”. They follow her and check out other strangers’ asses in the process. They spend a lot of time in the carnival, talking, checking out other women and fireworks. Mayara reappears and she’s sexy as ever. They all go to a room where Mayara drinks some Coke before the pop is on. She’s sporting some hot red “fuck-me-in-the-ass” booty shorts. She gets a wedge and shakes her “stankin’-ass” like crazy after the shorts come off. She can dance her ass off. This is something that you won’t see her do in “Buttman’s Anal Divas” or “Buttman’s Bend Over Brazilian Babes 3” (both flicks she starred in). The two are really intimate with each other; he pulls her thong off with his teeth and she gives him some blow that’s pretty weak. We see some 69 action and some slow pussy-fucking that only gets better as the minutes pass by. Finally, dude fucks her like he’s got his head on straight and then he goes for that ass, in a rough way! The sex starts out slow, but gets heated and I liked that about this scene. This scene is equivalent to her scene in “BBOBB3”. I loved the way this scene ended. This scene ends with some ultra-slow-motion of Mayara switching her ass (doing a Brazilian “stank walk”) while she’s walking on her way to a washroom. In many of today’s pornos, the slow-motion sequences are very slow and very annoying. Justin Slayer has a bad habit of doing this, especially in his trailers. Well, it worked this time and I loved every bit of this shit. If you don’t get aroused looking at this big, brown “stankin’ ass”, you must have psychological problems.

The guys are back in the carnival, checking out strange butts and the flea market scene. They spot a fine-ass Brazilian beauty named Andreia. The only thing I didn’t like was the tattoos on her ass. On her left cheek, she’s sporting a big spider web and on the right cheek, she’s got another tat of a tarantula. She and Joey Silvera (the dude who looks like Michael Franks) goes to this house (familiar Brazilian house) where she gets it on with Joey. This scene includes some lap dancing, some real nasty face sitting/face dancing, some insane booty dancing, ass obsession, striptease and some nasty sex (including anal sex). The tease is out-of-fucking-bounds. She can move her ass like her life depended on it and her drawers drop halfway down her butt and they don’t even have to come off for Joey to eat her ass out and examine what’s between her buttcheeks. She goes from a balcony to a local bed where she gets nasty and uninhibited. The only thing I didn’t like about this scene was that it was mostly quiet. Oh and Joey does wear latex on his dick. But she can ride a dick like a real freak should and Joey could handle that ass!

In the final scene, Fabio checks out a chick named Bruna, who is a cute chick with a short, curly hairdo. She does some mild dancing, drops her drawers and shorts, some lube goes in her ass right before she sucks Fabio’s dick. The blowjob she gives him is weak. The other people appear (Joey, Juliano, Lyudmila & Michelle) and it turns into a scattered orgy. Now, I’m not a fan or orgies at all. The best orgy flick I ever saw was “Rio Carnival Orgy 2”. Some of the orgies Justin Slayer does is hype. But… this was a pretty good orgy. It is a much better orgy than those from “BBOBB3” and “Buttman & Rocco’s Brazilian Butt Fest”. Most of the sex in this scene is very nasty and booty-oriented (meaning there’s a lot of booty shots, bouncing asses, Portuguese dialogue, a foot job, loud ass-slapping, face slapping, analingus, anal sex and condoms). One of the dudes ejaculates prematurely, but keeps on going tough. This scene is also pretty quiet, with the exception of some loud ass-slapping. Again, I’m not a fan of orgies, but I won’t knock this scene down and say it was a waste. It’s not tight, but it’s not bad, either. I felt it could have had a little more energy, but again, it’s not a bad orgy.

NEGATIVES:
In the final scene, some of the sex was just above average. I felt it could have used more energy. That’s the only negative this flick has. Where the hell was Nacho Vidal when this flick was being created? I mean, why didn’t he take part in fucking these breezies? It probably would have been that much better. Fabio Scorpion surprised me, because he did fuck some of these women real good. Of all of these women, I found myself being least attracted to Ludmylla, even though she does look like a Brazilian Pam Grier!

DVD QUALITY:
The video quality isn’t very good and reminiscent to that of “Buttman & Rocco Go to Montreal”. I think it’s absurd that “Buttman’s Anal Divas” & “Buttman’s Toy Stories” has better picture quality than this flick; especially since this flick was made after those two. I don’t know if it has anything to do with the area climate, the choice of camera or how the film was edited. When this flick is viewed on a television, you see a whole bunch of grain and age in the picture. But when you view it on a laptop computer screen (using Windows Media Player), the picture quality looks a lot better than it would when you view it on television or using Quickplay. On the far left and far right of the picture, you will see some annoying lines that are transparent. The audio quality is alright, but not immaculate. So, the a/v quality is just alright. There’s not a lot of special features in here, aside from a fetish menu, cast info (which includes filmographies for 4 of the 7 females, cast list and a bio for John Stagliano) and a tight photo gallery (some of the photos look grainy and watery). The DVD menu is different and has some nice island music playing in the background, which is also in the flick. I just wish there was (if there ever was) some extra footage for these scenes. That’s all.

NOTE: I doubt if there will ever be something after DVD, which I hope not, because it would fuck a lot of people out of money. But if technology ever gave us anything better than DVD, I hope that when this is released on whatever it is, the picture quality is cleaned up.

OVERALL:
I doubted this flick, even after years of seeing it. I needed to refresh my memory. I appreciate this flick a lot more than I did when I saw it almost 7 years ago. This flick is a cross between “Buttman’s Anal Divas” & “Buttman’s Bend Over Brazilian Babes 3” and is just as hot as the latter flick I mentioned. It’s definitely not as flawless as “Buttman’s Anal Divas”, but it ranks in being a 5-star flick. I mean, it’s so much better than “Buttman & Rocco’s Brazilian Butt Fest”. I really didn’t want to say that I like this one better than “Bend Over Brazilian Babes 3”, but I do. I say this because this is a flick you can watch through-and-through without skipping scenes and doing a bunch of FFWDing (which is something I do for the latter flick, thanks to the orgy on a boat). The only things missing are the talents of Tabitha, Crisbel and even Deborah Taylor (who starred in her first international flick a year after this one). Fortunately and unfortunately, this flick is a few steps ahead of something that I loved, like “Buttman’s Revenge” and even “Big Booty Revenge”. Personally, I am considering having this flick be my tenth and final X-rated DVD purchase. I highly recommend this, only if you like Hispanic (Brazilian) women with big-ass butts!

RATING: 95.0%
BOTTOM LINE: Own it!