Blondes (Sin City) Review

Reviewed by lindi  on  1/3/2003

This is my second review. I think I may be qualified, as I have now mastered the art of removing a dvd from the hub in the case. My husband will be watching this movie with me.

Synopsis
This movie has one really good scene (the third), and another worth watching (the first).

Scene 1
The scene opens in a graffiti-filled alley, with April flashing her titties and ass, and mugging the camera. Fast-flash editing and softcore don't do it for us. She squats and pees, laughing. Dillion Day grabs her and pushes her down for a brief bj and a little titty-fucking. We are liking this for a minute, but James Bonn enters and most of the heat goes out of it for us. Both guys present their cocks, and April keeps her hands busy. She's sucking Dillion while James does her doggy, then the guys switch. Dillion is the hot one in this scene, as he does some nice butt-slapping, tit-pulling, and ass squeezing. Then they find a clean foam mattress next to some old tires in the filthy alley. Dillion in mish does a wee bit of choking her - we don't like that too much. Then some nice full-frontal contact, kissing her neck, some tit-play, and a nice energy. James then does some uninspired doggy, but gets some good ripples going on her ass. We are starting to wonder why the scene is not hotter. It may be because everything is done at top speed, it lacks tease, it lacks those little moments of feeling overwhelmed and needing to slow for a minute. Dillion joins her for a brief RCG, then the guys whack onto her chest and face, and she spits. She pees and moans - a very poor substitute for an orgasm.

Scene 2
Katja Kean, in the world's most ludicrous shoes, struts and mugs the camera. No plot, no sex, just posing. Yawn. Mr. Marcus shows up and gets his head and hands between her legs, as she leans on a wall, facing it. He enters her from the rear, with a few perfunctory butt slaps, but his efforts are wasted on this mannequin. Her bj looks like she is following instructions. He tries a little sensuality, then a bit of clowning. No luck. I thought I saw a natural smile on her for a split second, but I had to rewind to be sure. This scene has all the heat of two bluebirds connecting in your yard. Doggy, mish, a cumshot that bridges right over her body, and 10 seconds of licking for the camera. Hair and makeup intact, collect paycheck.

Scene 3
This scene starts slow, but hang onto your hat. This scene is the plum on this dvd. Maya Devine dances near some urinals, wearing a great red and black outfit with red fishnet thigh-highs. She fingers herself unconvincingly, then tries to act turned on by peeing. Then Eric Masterson is peeing into a urinal as she holds his dick. She crouches between his legs to suck. We are liking the basic dirty talk. The bj is lively, with sucking, biting, and good eye-play. He tosses her on a mattress, and she overreacts to his first few pussy licks, then he tongues her butthole and buries his face. Missionary brings a first few unconvincing yelps and some reasonable dirty talk. hang on, here's where it starts to get real good. She holds his dick and slaps it a couple of times. Now things are escalating. The trash talk heats up - he's calling her a slut, she's telling him to fuck her better. Doggie. Lots of energy had me smiling as he spanks her, slams her, and pulls her hair. Yesssss. This is looking good. Doesn't every woman want to be fucked this way? Bed-bouncin' fun as he pulls on her tits, demands to kiss her, and drags her by her vinyl mini-skirt bunched around her waist. Now he is riding her, a good pounding. She does some slamming cowgirl. He rides her, using her skirt as reins. She pushes him, and we get some eye-watering piledriver. She squats for him to jack on her tongue. She spits. Oh well. This scene would have benefitted from a longer afterplay of dick-sucking and whatnot.

Once these two got warmed up, they gave it 110%. The woman from Scene 2 needs to watch Scene 3.

Scene 4
Just fast forward it. Jodie Roxx in a barn, wearing pigtails, is going to get boned by Evan Stone. She just lays there in mish. Doggy gets the boobs flopping. She has to move some for cowgirl, and for about 10 seconds, they click. He jerks onto her face and tells her to suck it all up. She spits, looking really sleepy. I hope Evan had a better gig the next day.

Scene 5
Sylvia Saint appears to have attended the Ginger Grant School of Acting. She does a gasping goldfish mouth throughout. Eric Price eats her. She sucks him briefly. Doggy, not hot, on a ridiculous mattress that appears to be covered in tinfoil, Christmas lights, and plastic wrap. RCG - also not hot. Going through the motions; the mattress says crunch crunch crunch. Mish, and the xmas lights have gone out. He starts to get a little worked up, then jerks onto her stomach. At least the Christmas lights on the bed gave us something to watch.

Summary
Scene 3 rocks! Not an expensive dvd. Tempting.