Facial Fanatic has reviewed 7 adult movies .
Facial Fanatic's Movie Reviews (7)
Release date: 1/13/2004
Reviewed on: 12/21/2004
Studio: Northstar Associates
Starring: Charlie, Sophia, John West, Brooke, Jonathan Simms, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Felicia Fox, Dominica Leoni, Becca Bratt, Franco, Shawnie, Katin, Aspen Stevens, Anell, Britney Madison, Summer Sweet, Mario Casini
Review brief: Here's why I love all oral Movies, in particular, Peter North's "Deep Throat This Series. 1.)You see very little of the male performers. I don't want to watch some tanned, tatooed, steroid-bruiser moaning and groaning while on top of some little 18-year-old girl. You (almost)never see the guy's face in the Deep Thoat This series; just a semi-anonymous dick. 2.) From a pleasure standpoint, the girls get very little out of the whole thing (other than their "ca-ching!") Sometimes they get eaten out while in the 69 position or occasionaly they masterbate or get fingerbanged. These girls are just here to slob on giant penises. All the girls really get out of it is a rediculously thorough facial. 3.) The oral sex scenes in other flicks tend to be too short. There are usually around 12 or so girls, with each one of their scenes lasting 10 minutes or more. 4.) The camera angles tend to always focus on the girl's face. The primary angle is over the guy's shoulder so that it's shot from the 1st person point of view.
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Release date: 5/8/2003
Reviewed on: 12/19/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Elizabeth, Carmen, Maya, John West, Lana Cox, Joey Ray, Dic Tracy, Mya, Flick Shagwell, Foxy Lady, Nautica, Envy Me, Mandy Bright, Alexis Malone, Cynara Fox, Jazz Duro, Fallon Sommers, Tabitha Banks, Kaylani Lei, Ninalyn, Nautica Thorn, Mario Casini
Review brief: Lord I love this series. I'll just note the highlights. Cover Girl: So hot, so tall. I don't remember her name but she is this volume's covergirl and the last girl on the DVD. Her oral skills are amatuer at best, but my gawd, the facial Peter North gives her is amazing: In her eyes (completely blinding her), on her chin, lips, forehead, and her hair; even over her head. She doesn't seem too happy about Peter's sperm as when the cameraman comments, "That was wrong, we're going to hell," she nods her head in agreement. Lana Cox: This woman is so fine: incredible body-(front cover lower right hand corner.) Unlike the former mentioned girl, she slobs on Peter North's penis with no sign of disgust, inability, or fatigue. The facial is beyond belief. I've watched it over and over and it seems too massive to be real. Peter keeps ejaculating for what seems like a half a minute, completely coating her face and not missing a spot. He glues her eyes shut but she has no problem opening them afterward while giving Peter some aftercum head.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/23/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Candy Vegas, Inari Vachs, Rebecca Wild, Candy Apples, Katie Gold, Timber, Jacklyn Lick, Melanie Stone, Sabrina Johnson, Bianca Trump, Sunshine Blue, Tangerine, Nellie Pierce, Zina Fox, Phyllisha Blue, Sydnee Steele
Review brief: Right off the bat this movie is great for a number of reasons. 1.) You never see any of the male performers' faces. It's all shot from their POV, so the camera focuses at nearly all times on the girl's face slobbing on an anonymous guy's dick. 2.) The girls do alot of baby-talking to the camera; always saying just the right things at the right times. 3.) With one or two exceptions which are to be avoided using the skip forward button, nearly all the girls are hot. Not hot, like say, Jemna Jamison or Terra Patrick hot; but rather, hot like an everyday day young girl that you'd turn your head to watch walk by, at say, a shopping mall. On second thought, I'd definiteley rate Inari Vachs, Bianca Trump, Rebecca Wild, and Candy Vegas as smoking. 4.) It contains one of the greatest facials ever caught on film. The aforementioned scene stars Phyllisha Blue and a very famous dick of gigantic proportions. Phyllisha is typical of most of the girls in this feature. She's attractive and very young, but her looks are not on the level of Inari Vachs or Bianca Trump. Still, she gives an amazing performance here that alone is worth the price of this flick.
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Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 9/20/2002
Studio: Jake Steed Prod.
Starring: Jake Steed, Kathy, Byron Long, Jasmine, Anastasia Blue, Bunny Luv, Javalia
Review brief: Did I mention that I love this series? There's something about a beautiful, sexy, young, white girl getting romped around by a black monster dick that makes for spectacular pornographic entertainment. Guys like Jake Steed, Lexington Steele, and Jake Napier are true sexual-athletic superstars: they are to porn what Michael Jordon is to basketball, Lennox Lewis is to boxing, etc. etc. They squeeze every penny of out of the grand each white-girl probably earns per sex-scene. I'm gonna' shut-up already about the guys and talk about the fantastic white girls scene by scene. Chapter 1's white girl is smoldering hot. It's doubtful that she's a day over eighteen as her beautiful, fuck-me face and tight, little-body have all the features of a girl in her sexual prime. The camera work is flawless as this gem thoroughly lubes Jake's horse-cock with her toungue and cheeks. She never stops looking towards the camera with those big, girlish eyes; even with Jake's scrote in her mouth. After receiving an aerobic session of hard fucking from Mr. Steed, Byron Long joins in with his own monster dick.
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Release date: 3/18/2001
Reviewed on: 9/15/2002
Studio: Jake Steed Prod.
Starring: Cricket, Aniko, Syren, Little Red Devil, Thumb
Review brief: Part ten of the LWC/BBMD series is sublabled "Monster Pimpin Edition." The fellas (Jake Steed, Lexington Steele, and Mandingo) act like pimps working the streets of Hollywood. No nice monsters in this episode. Jake and his crew (pretending, of course)threaten their white hoes with coathangers, turn a naieve canadian girl out, abduct a new hoe off the street, and beat a cheap john. It's all pretty funny in regards to the acting. Anyways, on to the sex scenes. Scene 1 features the best-looking girl in the movie. A blonde with a girlish-looking face (she's probably not a week over 18)and an awesome ass. This is the girl that's featured on the center of the cover. This is a hot scene to watch as Jake and Mandingo put her through all the moves. At one point, Mandingo casually sips a beverage was this sexy young thing slobs on his rod. The sex is so hot in this sequence that it's kind of a shame that the facials turn out to be a bit weak by the Monster Dicks' standards. Mandingo pulls out a drips a fat load on her chest and neck, missing her face entirely; what a waste.
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Release date: 2/21/2001
Reviewed on: 9/9/2002
Studio: Jake Steed Prod.
Starring: Nikki, Petra, Monica, Erika, Venus, Ellen
Review brief: Seven is definitely a lucky number for the LWC/BBMD series; but, then again, I guess luck has very little to do with it when you've got a pro like Jake Steed behind the lens. Jake and Lexington Steele have traveled half way across the earth (I think this one was shot in or around Chekolslovakia) to film themselves defiling perhaps the hottest-looking gallery of white chicks ever featured in the Monster Dicks series. I'm gonna' skip a plot synopsis (like you give a shit anyways) and cut right down to the sex scenes. Chapter 1 features a GORGEOUS blonde with a peferct body getting the usual treatment from the boys. Like the rest of the girls in this volume, her enthusiasm for Steed and Steele's colossal cocks never wanes. She slobs on both guys' rods, alternating back and forth, stroking one and sucking another at the same time. Think this girl's just too beautiful to take a double, anal/vaginal, penetraion? No way. Unlike many of her american counterparts, even with Jake's 10" in her twat and Lex's 12" in her ass, this little white chick still has plenty of sexual steam to burn.
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Release date: 2/21/2001
Reviewed on: 9/9/2002
Studio: Jake Steed Prod.
Starring: Eve, Cassie, Asia, Mazzi, Berry
Review brief: First and foremost I want to say that I'm a huge fan of this series. Jake Steed gets all the camera angles right, the girls always take a full, no holds barred, 12 round fucking session for their $1000, and the scenes often end with damn near perfect facials. Volume five features some of the least attractive girls in the series (not dogs, mind you, but we're talking fours to sevens on a ten point scale) yet due to the above mentioned production values, it ends up being one of the nastiest Monster Dicks movies I've ever seen. The girl in the first scene is about as pretty as they get in Part 5. The camerawork captures perfectly all her prowess in the techniques of fellatio. She almost never stops looking into the camera as she slobs on Jakes 10" rod. He fucks her in all the positions (sorry no anal) and finishes by squirting a couple of white streamers over mouth, nose, and forehead. With semen still on her face she asks for permission to leave.
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