Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 3 Review

Reviewed by facial fanatic  on  9/20/2002

Did I mention that I love this series? There's something about a beautiful, sexy, young, white girl getting romped around by a black monster dick that makes for spectacular pornographic entertainment. Guys like Jake Steed, Lexington Steele, and Jake Napier are true sexual-athletic superstars: they are to porn what Michael Jordon is to basketball, Lennox Lewis is to boxing, etc. etc. They squeeze every penny of out of the grand each white-girl probably earns per sex-scene. I'm gonna' shut-up already about the guys and talk about the fantastic white girls scene by scene.

Chapter 1's white girl is smoldering hot. It's doubtful that she's a day over eighteen as her beautiful, fuck-me face and tight, little-body have all the features of a girl in her sexual prime. The camera work is flawless as this gem thoroughly lubes Jake's horse-cock with her toungue and cheeks. She never stops looking towards the camera with those big, girlish eyes; even with Jake's scrote in her mouth. After receiving an aerobic session of hard fucking from Mr. Steed, Byron Long joins in with his own monster dick. Kathleen (I think that's her name) seems to have a little trouble with Byron's longer dick. She bites her lip, avoids eye-contact with the camera, and chants softly, "owe, owe, owe, owe, owe,...." as Mr. Long is as gentle as possible with her perfect-little pussy. Byron may have a monster dick, but I've noticed his cumshots are always pathetic (maybe he's had a vasectomy). Anyways, he manages to dribble a little semen on Kathleen's chin. With a glob of sploodge still dangling from her chin, Jake wraps things up by fucking her while she's tummy-down, eventually pulling out and defiling the entire right side of her face with his trademark-massive ejaculation. One last accolade for the girl in this chapter: she's a real stand-out from the myriad of beauties that you'll see in any other porno. I've never seen her in any other flicks beside this one.

Chapter two stars a gorgeous blonde: toothy-smile, big eyes, perfect ass. I've seen Jake and her do an awesome scene together also in "Pick-Up Lines 44" (another flick I highly recomend.) This one in LWC/BBMD 3 is almost as good. Cudos to the camera work here, especially as Jake fucks her doggy-style. Jake gives her a great facial across her cheek and ear leaving several danglers on her jaw. Gotta' love the feigned look of bewilderment on her stunning face.

Chapter three features a tall-looking brunette in pigtails getting banged by Lexington Steele and Byron Long. Her face is so-so, but I feel that the rest of her body more than makes up for it. Another girl with an incredible ass. She takes on Mr. Long and Mr. Steele two at a time like a seasoned pro. The facial is awesome with Steele absolutely hosing her with a plentiful ejaculation. She has to wipe the spunk from her eyes so she can watch Byron drip his own load onto her forehead. The scene ends with Lex slapping her in the head with his rediculous-sized dick.

Next Chapter stars Bunny Love (the girl on the center of the box) and Jake. As beautiful as she is, her performance here is a little lackluser. Compared with the dick-sucking aptitude displayed by all the other girls in this volume, Ms. Love comes across as a little reserved. Jake seems to have his tool set on medium as well, making the sex scenes a little on the cuddly side for me. I've always admired the Monster Dicks movies for their blatant, no holds barred, pornograhic, debauchery. Just to be extra picky, that seems a bit lacking in this one case. The facial is alright, with Jake squiting a smaller load than usual across Bunny's cheek and ear.

Chapter five is a gang bang including Jake, Lex, Jack Napier (who by the way, believe it or not, has an even thicker and longer dick than Lex or Jake's freak-sized rods) and a petite, little-teen named Anastasia. The three of these guys absolutely wear her out in the first five minutes. Jack's dick is so big that Anastasia literally has to manually pull her own hole wider to accomodate him; un-fucking believable. You'll watch this scene with no doubt that this girl is having a very difficult time. She curses and screams in pain, nearly refusing to suck Lex's dick after a while as Napier gives her an introduction to childbirth. In rough, monster-dick fashion, all three guys play musical inputs with her so that by cumshot time she almost seems pissed. Both Steele and Steed give her a decent, double-header facial. With partially-dried semen still on her face, she continues to take it from Napier doggystyle, until he ends the scene by spunking on her back. This is what the Monster Dicks movies are all about.

Among the best in the series.