Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 10 Review

Reviewed by facial fanatic  on  9/15/2002

Part ten of the LWC/BBMD series is sublabled "Monster Pimpin Edition." The fellas (Jake Steed, Lexington Steele, and Mandingo) act like pimps working the streets of Hollywood. No nice monsters in this episode. Jake and his crew (pretending, of course)threaten their white hoes with coathangers, turn a naieve canadian girl out, abduct a new hoe off the street, and beat a cheap john. It's all pretty funny in regards to the acting. Anyways, on to the sex scenes.

Scene 1 features the best-looking girl in the movie. A blonde with a girlish-looking face (she's probably not a week over 18)and an awesome ass. This is the girl that's featured on the center of the cover. This is a hot scene to watch as Jake and Mandingo put her through all the moves. At one point, Mandingo casually sips a beverage was this sexy young thing slobs on his rod. The sex is so hot in this sequence that it's kind of a shame that the facials turn out to be a bit weak by the Monster Dicks' standards. Mandingo pulls out a drips a fat load on her chest and neck, missing her face entirely; what a waste. She even commanded him to cum on her face. Jake does a little better, squirting a stream or two across her cheek and in her eye. Still, it's a fraction of the load Jake is famous for. Probably too many scenes to shoot in one day.

Chapter two has Jake picking up a teen redhead from the bus station. The girl's looks are mediocre and her performance is lackluster. The facial that ends the scene is decent enough. While she's lying on her tummy, Jake pulls out and nuts a fair-sized load on her eye and cheek. Weakest scene in the movie.

Things pick up considerably in chapter three. This girl has a hot face with a slim body to match. Her looks are still in the seven to eight range even after Jake, Lexington, and Mandingo order her to wash her makeup off. This girl definitely has some experience under her belt as she has almost no problem being triple-penetrated (vaginal/anal/oral) by all three monster dicks. The triple facial that ends the scene is something of a disapointment as all three of the guys spunk mostly on her toungue rather than on her face.

Chapter five has Lexington and Jake (in two seperate scenes) fucking a sexy, petite, mexican girl. Lex absolutely towers over this girl. Watching her suck his 11" dick is an absolute thrill as she manages to get her tiny little mouth around the whole thing. She makes alot of eye contact with the camera as she bobs back and forth, nearly halfway down the monster dick. The oral scene doesn't last real long, but it's definitely a case of quality over quantity. Next, Lex takes special care to be gentle with the little senorita as he penetrates her tiny snatch. He only thrusts about half of his length into her. After Lex finishes, the girl goes on to fuck Jake as well. It would've been nice to see a double facial here, but the guys just nut on her back and tummy instead. She was probably spooked by what happened to the next girl.

The last chapter stars a girl named Cricket. You'll notice from looking at the front and back covers that she doesn't have a whole lot going for her from the neck up. She may be half white/half black. Regardless, her face is a bit much in terms of her exagerrated eyebrows and slightly upturned nose. The good news is that Cricket is an absolute 10 from the neck down. Jake and Lexington really give it to her in a big way. She gives great oral as both guys poke their dicks in her mouth-at the same time! The double penetration scene is brief but awesome as Cricket eventually has to pat Lex on the arm to let him know that she can't possibly take another inch. In a great finale that almost redeems all the weak cumshots from the previous four chapters, Lex and Jake both shoot bukkake-sized loads point blank onto Cricket's face. She giggles and says, "oh gawd" as the spunk blinds her completely. Perfect facial to end one of the weaker volumes in the series.