Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 5 Review

First and foremost I want to say that I'm a huge fan of this series. Jake Steed gets all the camera angles right, the girls always take a full, no holds barred, 12 round fucking session for their $1000, and the scenes often end with damn near perfect facials.

Volume five features some of the least attractive girls in the series (not dogs, mind you, but we're talking fours to sevens on a ten point scale) yet due to the above mentioned production values, it ends up being one of the nastiest Monster Dicks movies I've ever seen.

The girl in the first scene is about as pretty as they get in Part 5. The camerawork captures perfectly all her prowess in the techniques of fellatio. She almost never stops looking into the camera as she slobs on Jakes 10" rod. He fucks her in all the positions (sorry no anal) and finishes by squirting a couple of white streamers over mouth, nose, and forehead. With semen still on her face she asks for permission to leave. Jake decides to be a nice monster and lets her go.

The asian delivery-girl in scene two is a petite little thing with a semi-attractive face. She takes on Jake, Lexington, and Byron at the same time. The best thing about this scene is the ending. She ends up neiling with her face to the camera, smiling as she waits for Lexington to bust a nut in her face. Clearly she was expecting just a few drops of semen to come oozing onto her chin; instead she gets a series of blasts across her eyebrows and nose. The girl tries to keep smiling as Jake lets loose with his own massive flying load, but it's just too much man-seed for her. The semen ends up in her eyes and on her nose in a bukkake-sized load. While trying to half-smile she starts to moan her disgust, signaling to the camera crew that see can't take another facial. Obviously Jake and the crew took mercy on her, because the scene cuts to her (with Jake's and Lexington's mess washed off) awaiting a final-and very weak-facial from Byron Long.

The next sequence is one of my faves in the entire series. This time it's two decent looking girls versus Jake and Lexington. Again, neither one of these girls is even close to being the next Jenna Jamison, but I'd definitely rank either one a solid seven. The cocksucking is captured perfectly on camera as the girls switch back and forth between the guys' rods; Jake and Lexington hump the hell out of both girls before ending with a fanastic, double-facial sequence. As with the asian chick in the previous chapter, these girls didn't know what they were getting into. The pair looks into the camera with heads held ear to ear as Jake lets loose with a plentiful load distrubuted evenly, back and forth, to both girls' faces. By the time Lexington fires some equally impressive spurts all over the girls' foreheads, cheeks, noses, and eyebrows, the one on the right is no longer smiling and looks as though she wants to gag; the one on the left has her eyes sealed shut. The scene ends with both girls waking up as if it were all just a nightmare; not likely, considering that both of them still have dried semen on their faces.

The last scene is a sore spot on this DVD. The girl is ugly (she has the scarred remnants of a cleft pallette on her face) and the scene invoves Jake, Lexington and a much older fellah who is, fankly, quite scary looking. The girl is in obvious pain throughout the various double and triple penetrations which seem to go on for ever. Even the facials are weak. Oh well, best to save the worst for last on a porno.

Part five is worth it fot the first and third chapters. Check it out.