Endorphin's Metro Movie Reviews (9)
Release date: 8/8/2001
Reviewed on: 1/19/2002
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Starring: Zarina, Layla Jade, Shay Sights, Allysin Embers, Tina Cheri, Vince Voyeur, Tyce Bune, Miles Long, Mark Davis Director: Quasarman Pros: The women don't seem to want to stop, Zarina's happy to be having sex, Layla's attitude, Shay's boobies and hair and enthusiasm, Allysin's ass, Tina's slow start, good chick ID Cons: ass to mouth, double penetration, gaping anal, Mark's obsession with choking Features: Trailers Overall: The sex was pretty good, but I would have preferred that some of the sex acts had been excluded. All of the girls seemed to love cock and they gave enthusiastic performances. Fortunately, the title does not seems appropriate because the girls never seemed to want to stop. Zarina/Vince Zarina comes across as a cock lover determined to have fun. she starts out a bit playful and later gets quite an ass pounding. Layla Jade/2 dudes Layla has a bit of the punk rock look going on. the spiked collar only adds to it. I wasn't instantly attracted to her, but her attitude(and body) pulled me in.
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Release date: 8/31/2001
Reviewed on: 11/25/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Kyle Stone, Mark Davis, Julie Meadows, Jake Steed, Mikki Taylor, Vince Vouyer, Gina Ryder, Tyce Bune, Jennifer Leigh, Cherry Mirage, Szilvia, Veronica Caine, Salina Del Ray
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: Starring: Julie Meadows, Sylvia, Barrett Moore, Mikki Taylor, Salena Del Ray, Gina Ryder, Stric- 9, Jennifer Leigh, Mark Davis, Jake Steed, Tice Bune, Kyle Stone, Vince Voyeur Director: Michael Adam Pros: Sylvia's body and luscious lips, Julie Meadows and her beautiful ass, Gina Ryder and Mikki Taylor, nice setting for their scene, Barrett Moore, decent chick ID Cons: too much makeup, a bit of a stale feeling, lack of personality, was there supposed to be some girl named Cherry in this? Why I have it: Barrett Moore and I wanted to give the series a second chance after reviewing Fuck You, Ass Whores 7 Overall: I liked most of the girls and did not totally dislike any. However, most of my opinions form on the girls was due to looks (er..isn't that usually the case for me) because I did not feel that much personality was shown. The girls did appear to enjoy themselves at times, but there still was frequently a "day at the office" feeling and not much of an attempt otherwise.
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Release date: 8/9/2001
Reviewed on: 11/15/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: April, Kitten, Wendi Knight, Bailey, Vanessa Blue, Alexxxis Tyler, Candy Cotton, Aurora Snow, Nicole Sheridan, Kylie Brooks, Ashley Sage, Juliet Sheridon, Dominica Leoni, Vanessa Mae, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Greg Alves
Review brief: Starring: Wendy Knight, Sydnee Steele, April, Nicole Sheridan, Candy Cotton, Alexxxis Tyler, Kylie Brooks, Ashley Sage, Baily, Dominica Leoni, Juliet Sheridon, Aurora Snow, Vanessa Blue, Kitten Pros: Wendy Knight!!!, Dominica Leoni, Ashley Sage's licking, April masturbating, a fairly good collection of girls Cons: Minimal effort went into the production, a few girls I wasn't fond of, some weak pop shots, not fantasy driven Why I have it: Wendy Knight!!! Dominica. Blowjobs. I wanted to give the series a second chance. Features: Plenty of features and other types of advertising. Review: Do production companies listen to us? In my review for Blowjob Fantasies 1 I expressed my disappointment in the attractiveness of the girls. Thankfully I found the girls in 13 to be much more attractive (check out the pics. I'm gonna rant soon). So maybe they do listen...then again...they removed just about every positive quality.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/29/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Candy Vegas, Inari Vachs, Rebecca Wild, Candy Apples, Katie Gold, Timber, Jacklyn Lick, Melanie Stone, Sabrina Johnson, Bianca Trump, Sunshine Blue, Tangerine, Nellie Pierce, Zina Fox, Phyllisha Blue, Sydnee Steele
Review brief: Starring: Sydnee Steele, Candy Apples, Katie Gold, Melanie Stone, Sabrina Johnson, Tangerine, Bianca Trump, Phyllisha Blue, Nellie Pierce, Timber, Candy Vegas, Sunshine Blue, Zina Fox, Rebecca Wild, Jacklyn Lick, Inari Vachs Pros: Melanie Stone's ass!!, fantasy driven, Sydnee's body, intensity of scene with Candy Apples and Katie Gold, don't see the guy's face Cons: most of the girls were not very attractive, weak cum shots For me, this DVD provided the classic example of a DVD that does not live up to the expectations of the trailer. I saw the trailer and was very eager to see all of those hot chicks giving head. I couldn't wait to see it. I especially was eager to see that girl on the stairs (later I found out it was Melanie Stone). What a great ass? Now that I look back on it, the trailer was a classic case of quick editing and graphics covering up things that may persuade the person not to buy it. The really vital information was not given.
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Release date: 6/22/2000
Reviewed on: 5/15/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Kaitlyn Ashley, Mickey Lynn, Felecia, Brooke Waters, Crystal Wilder, Melanie Moore, Sylvia Ryder
Directed by: Harold Lime, Jane Waters
Review brief: Starring: Kaitlyn Ashley, Sylvia Ryder, Felecia, Melanie Moore, Mickey Lynn, Crystal Wilder, Brooke Waters Pros: Felecia, that one chick and that other chick watching each other masturbate (if only for a short time), champagne spraying all over that one chicks body, some of the sex scenes are pretty good Cons: no chick ID, music gets annoying at times, some distracting boob jobs, strap-on (I happen to like the fact that women don't have something dangling between their legs), video is a bit glitchy, audio ain't too good either Plot: I really wasn't paying much attention, but it seemed like a soap opera (and we know how much porn and soap operas attract the same demographic). Features: Standard Metro features. 20+ reviews (many of which are a bit enticing), photos, and internet advertisement. At first glance I thought this DVD was epitome of average porn. After further viewing I did find myself a bit more pleased by some of the sex involved.
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Release date: 12/4/2000
Reviewed on: 2/13/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Sana Fey, Julian, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, Tyce Bune, Taylor Moore, Angelica Sin, Chandler, Davia Ardell, Rich Handsome, Victoria Del Rio, Charlese LaMour
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: Starring: Chandler, Angelica Sin, Sana Fey, Taylor Moore, Davia Ardell, Charlese LaMour, Victoria Del Rio, Mark Davis, Vince Voyeur, Julian, Tyce Bune, Rich Handsome Pros: Watching Chandler's eyes role back in her head when she cums, it is quite obvious that Chandler, Charlese, and Angelica are enjoying themselves(not to say the others do not) Cons: personally, I don't care much for the title, the women are often not captured at their best appearence(whether this is the fault of cameramen, director, make-up, lighting, or the women themselves can be left for you to decide), the non-erotic music is too loud and often takes away from the sexual heat, occasional video glitches. In a word: Mediocre Basic synopsis: Chicks all the stuff you expect from a regular porno and top it off by taking it in the ass then recieve their facial(except for the lesbian scene of course) Side note: At the beginning of the DVD the following words flash across the screen: 'She took the hole thing'.
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Release date: 11/10/2000
Reviewed on: 1/25/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Misty Rain, Krista Maze, Christi Lake, Julie Rage, Cortknee, Amber, Violet Love, Angel Cummings, Veronica Caine
Review brief: Starring:Misty Rain, Barrett Moore, Julie Rage, Christi Lake, Violet Love, Amber, Krista Maze, Angel Cummings, Courtknee Pros: Misty Rain's ass, Misty Rain's playfullness, that brunette chick in the first scene, the birthday party scene was different than most porn(but more trivially interesting than stimulating) Cons: absolutely no identification of the girls, absolutely no extras(not even the lame extras that I don't even consider extras), a little too much limp dicks, some of the girls were rather unattractive, scenes seemed to be pulled out of a hat with only one requirement--facials(not that the facials had to be good) Memorable quote: "so like what's your stage name, Lotta Gizz?" Cum Junkies is quite obviously a compilation DVD although I would have liked to see a compilation more fitting to the title.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/25/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Lene Hefner, Brooke Lane, Devin Wolf, Helena, Anna Romero, Grace Harlow, Sasha Vinni, Gina LaMarca, Nikie St. Gilles, Kevin James, Antonio Valentino, Drew Reese, Jon Severini
Directed by: Philip Mond
Review brief: Starring: Lene Hefner,Brooke Lane, Gina LaMarca, Helena, Nikie St. Gilles, Sasha Vinni, Grace Harlow, Anna Romero Pros: drop dead gorgeous chicks, a masturbating chick, sex hungry chicks, chicks assuming uncomfortable positions just to get off, exotic scenery, director was able to show that women have beautiful body parts other than just tits, pussy and ass, some decent cum shots, and the music wasn't half bad either Cons: er...um...er..., Ok, well the fake fire effect in the last scene really got on my nerves, and I didn't really like seeing a chick with a punk rock hair do(but she was hardly seen) Plot: I really wasn't paying attention. I think it had something to do with a scent of love and..um.. people fucking. Must see moment: Just about every moment in the damn thing. The world of Zazel offers a visual feast. Bodies are painted like tigers, pussies like flowers, and women strap dildos on the heels of their boots. The best part is that this DVD reminds you how many beautiful body parts a woman has.
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Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 1/18/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Julian, Mark Davis, Dee [II] (classic female), Charlie, Vince Vouyer, Mark Anthony, Caroline Pierce, Salena Del Rey, Melanie Stone, Honey, Amber, Emilia
Directed by: Greg Alves
Review brief: Starring: Charlie, Dee, Melanie Stone, Amber, Salena Del Rey, Caroline Pierce, Emilia, Honey, Mark Davis, Vince Voyeur, Julian, Mark Anthony Pros: Melanie Stone's ass, Dee's incredible blowjob, Charlie, a good scene with Melanie, Dee and Charlie Cons: Most of the women were not very appealing, most of the sex was rather boring With the exception of one scene I did not particularly enjoy this DVD. I was not drawn to the women either by looks or technique. In defense of the girls I think that other people involved could have contributed to not making them look good wether it be makeup lighting or directing. The sex did not seem to have any chemistry. It was not that the women looked like they disliked what they were doing. They just didn't give the impression that they enjoyed it. Sure they moved around and made sounds but they were highly repetive. One girl kepy saying "Oh Shi". I'm not sure what that meant. Maybe she thought she wasn't supposed to say 'shit' on camera.
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