Aaryanna's Movie Reviews directed by Mike John (6)
Release date: 10/3/2023
Reviewed on: 12/26/2023
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: John Strong, Lexington Steele, Ramon Nomar, Michael Stefano, Kira Noir, Zac Wild, Erin Everheart, Maddy May, Mina Luxx
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Growing up (I started watching porn – when I was SEVEN, just kidding), I always found boy-girl sex to be a little MONOTONOUS to watch. But that all changed for me in the early 2000''s when ORAL CUMSHOT videos were invented. HOORAY. For me, boy-girl sex finally had a real EMOTIONAL PAYOFF. Nothing was more SATISFYING to watch or more ROMANTIC to contemplate than a young babe hungrily imbibing her man''s warm seed completely. I was in heaven. One of the big pioneers for me when it came to CUMSHOT movies was MIKE JOHN. So, you could imagine my EXCITEMENT when I heard he was finally releasing another installment in his monumental "NO CUM DODGING ALLOWED" series albeit about TEN YEARS after his previous episode. I managed to get a copy early and here is my review. (Hint: the movie is fantastic.)
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Release date: 12/12/2000
Reviewed on: 4/4/2018
Studio: Diabolic
Starring: Vince Vouyer, Mr. Marcus, Fawna, Lexington Steele, Jon Dough, Mickey G., Erik Everhard, Bailey, Kiri, Kacey, Claudia Adkins, Elisabeth Swiss
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: This review is a nice nostalgic look back at one of the very first CUM SWALLOWING video series, Down the Hatch from Diabolic and director Mike Johns. To be quite honest (before cum swallowing videos) I found movies about REGULAR FUCKING to be somewhat boring and repetitious, and typically somewhat unemotional. But that all changed for me when CUM SWALLOWING videos were invented. To me, nothing is more sensuous or romantic than watching some sweet cutie down her mans hot seed. Nothing else comes closer to TRUE LOVE, wouldnt you agree? Facials and extraneous ejaculations on other parts of a womans body is just allowing GOOD, NUTRITIOUS SPERM TO GO TO WASTE. If a babe REALLY LOVES her man, theres no question that DRINKING HIS CUM is the best way to demonstrate it (ranked just below having his baby, of course). This movie is EXCEPTIONAL not just for the DOZENS (yes, dozens) of scenes of CUM IMBIBING. But also because the cover girl, KACEY, is as CUTE and INNOCENT as youve
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Release date: 10/11/2006
Reviewed on: 12/23/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Mike John, Michael Stefano, Missy Monroe, Melissa Lauren, Teagan Presley, Tiana Lynn, Chiquita Lopez, Tyla Wynn, Destiny Deville, Tee Reel
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: I always think of the first decade of the 21st century as the golden age of porn. It was when DVDs took over when higher quality hand-held video cameras came on-line and when swallowing a mans cum was lovingly portrayed in wide release. One of the early pioneers was Mike John who turned cum drinking into an art form. To me, the mid-00s was when semen swallowing reached its peak. This second episode in the Teenage Spermaholics series features several of my favorite actresses Missy Monroe, Tianna Lynn, Teagan Presley and Melissa Lauren at the height of their beauty doing what comes naturally, and thats drinking cum. What made each girls fucking so satisfying to watch was knowing that each babe would always conclude -- with a delicious cum swallowing finish. Teenage Spermaholics 2 is a title that I would urge everyone to have in their own video collection. Enjoy.
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Release date: 11/21/2003
Reviewed on: 1/21/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Jessica Fiorentino, Jennifer Luv, Julie Silver, Jane Darling, Dani Woodward, Anastasia Christ, Claudia Rossi, Nikki Sun, Melissa Black, Carrie Cruise
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Seek and ye shall find! Girls being eaten and fucked at the very same time! Wouldnt you know it! In my last review (for 2 on 1 #13), I had expressed a desire to see a movie where a girl is fucked and has her pussy eaten at the very same time! And thats precisely what I get in Semen Sippers. Hows that for progress? The segment where this marvelous juxtaposition takes place is short. And it doesnt happen until the videos finale. But I liked it nonetheless. I had originally picked this movie up for my boyfriend who liked the title. (Am I a nice girlfriend, or what?) I think he was hoping to see numerous babes sip the semen from glasses, spoons, and maybe even from each others tasty twats! Two of the girls do in fact drink the sperm from spoons like cough medicine but this really isnt the videos emphasis.
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Release date: 5/24/2003
Reviewed on: 8/8/2003
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, Megan [I] (ambiguous), Mercedes, Erik Everhard, Pamela, Amina, Patricia Petite, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: A Cum Drinking Training Manual! After watching No Cum Dodging Allowed a while ago (and after it, Down The Hatch #8), I can easily summarize my boyfriends comments into just six words I Want You To Do This! (Drink cum, that is.) Right, bucko! And wheres my ring?! Rather than give you a straight forward review of this movie, though, I thought Id share with you a truly unbelievable experience I had when I watched this video with a friend, (a girl, of course!). Now, just to be clear, this isnt the girlfriend with whom I share girl/girl videos, but another. This girls name is Andrea (not her real name), and the relationship she has with her boyfriend is kind of up-and-down. I think, in general, Andrea tries too hard. But even so, she doesnt manage to stay with her guys very long. Now, watching a really hardcore porno film such as this one isnt something I do everyday with my girlfriends. But Andrea knows that my boyfriend and I are into videos, and shell sometimes ask me for my advice (or a loaner) when shes having a guy stay over for the weekend.
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Release date: 7/19/2002
Reviewed on: 7/31/2003
Studio: Diabolic
Starring: Lexington Steele, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Mike John, Jessie J., Fujiko Kano, Lexi Lane, Alisha Lopez, Shyla Stylez, Brooke Ballentyne
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: A Terminal Case of Penis Envy! When I first started out watching porn, I used to think that anal sex and DPs (double penetrations) were the nastiest things a girl could do on film. After watching a few cumshot videos with my boyfriend, though, Im now thoroughly convinced that drinking cum is even raunchier! My boyfriend absolutely loves it! I mean, from a guys perspective, whats not to like? Every orifice of a womans body can now become a tunnel of pleasure and conclusion! As a gonzo film, the cumshots and cum drinking in this video seem a lot more real. The girls talk about how much they love to catch and swallow cum. And they genuinely appear to enjoy both giving pleasure and savoring the flavor of each mans creamy thank you at the end. The action is pretty hot.
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