Superman XXX: A Porn Parody Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  7/14/2011

I’ll be up front and say that I’m not a big fan of porn parodies in general because most of them have no imagination at all and just plain suck. However; if you have a decent hook and pull it off well, it really works for me. One that does work is Vivid’s Superman XXX: A Porn Parody. It has a story, it has hot girls, and it also has hot sex. The story line is what one can expect for a Superman feature revolving around the main cast of characters from days gone by. Lois Lane? She’s here and played by personal fave, Andy San Dimas. Lex Luther and female sidekick? Yup, they’re also here and Miss Teschmacher is played by Alexis Texas. General Zod and Ursa? You got it, with Ursa being played by the lithe and lean Zoe Voss. Jimmy Olson also makes an appearance. Let’s not forget another set of worthy additions to this release; Lexi Belle and Kristina Rose. So, to recap, we have a Superman feature from Vivid with; Andy San Dimas, Alexis Texas, Zoe Voss, Lexi Belle, and Kristina Rose, all in one feature. Do I really need to say anything more?

Extras include the usual Vivid fare of product commercial, trailers, BTS, and a story only clip.

Scene break downs are:

Lexi Belle, Alec Knight and Evan Stone
Kristina Rose and James Deen
Alexis Texas and Eric Masterson
Andy San Dimas, Zoe Voss, Ben English and Hef Pounder
Andy San Dimas and Some Dude

Onto the girls:

Lexi Belle: This girl comes across as so sweet that it’s hard to believe she’s a porn star sometimes. I could sum this scene up with the following: Lexi Belle, 2 guys, Flight Attendant uniform, and not say anything more. I will however; as during the double oral weenie love segment, she double stuffs her mouth with both meat sticks in a very short sequence. Just long enough to A-B it on the remote if you’re into that. I am, so it works well for me. The uniform soon comes off and Lexi is taking the pilot’s from both ends. My only complaint on this scene is that it takes place in the cramped environment of the cockpit versus in a bigger room after they’ve landed. Lexi’s face and tits are rewarding with a double serving of Pilot Penis Pudding for the finale. Very nice kickoff to the release.

Kristina Rose: Again, little needs to be said. It’s Kristina Rose. She finds herself trapped in a closet with Jimmy Olsen who convinces her that they’re still doomed even though Supe already saved the day. It’s another enthusiastic performance by Kristina as she works over Jimmy’s cock with both her mouth and hand. Kristina’s mouth is fine form also as she provides an endless slew of talk that only someone of her caliber can. She gets it in anal and vag before sucking the life out of Jimmy’s Jimmy. At this point, the release is 2 for 2 on hot scenes.

Alexis Texas: As mentioned above, little needs to be said. She plays Lex Luther’s girlfriend and does a fine job consoling him after his plans go awry by doing what she does best, and that’s providing Lex with a shot of that fine ass bouncing up and down on Little Lex. Alexis also provides the necessary porn talk as Lex strokes off his Luther Loveseed into Alexis’ mouth. 3 for 3 so far.

Andy San Dimas/Zoe Voss: This scene is what porn is all about, a super hot showdown between; Lois Lane, Ursa, General Zod, and another guy. Lois/Andy is forced to be a submissive for her captors and is really put through the paces. The closing visual of Andy on her back with 2 cocks in her face, cum on her tits, and Zoe’s face in her pussy is excellent. It should be noted that Zoe is only veggie this time and all of Andy’s tats are covered with body makeup. Andy is also in a solo scene to close out the disk as she thanks Superman for rescuing her. Given that Superman hasn’t much experience with the ladies; Andy is the aggressor in their scene providing Superman’s stick with lots of tender loving oral care. She also fucks him in a few positions before taking her Super Semen shot to the face and providing some PCH. A nice closeout to the disk.

Pluses: A-list girls all around, hot sex, dirty talk, Andy as Lois Lane. Just the right amount of story to tie the sex scenes together.

Minuses: IMHO, Superman should have had a super blast for a cumshot, ala Peter North. No others to note.

Sleaziness Factor: 4 for the dirty talk and the sight of Andy at the end of her 4 way scene.

Is it worth it? Vivid sets the standard for porn parodies.