Superman XXX: A Porn Parody Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  2/17/2011

Quote of the Movie: “I wanna cum all over your fucking evil cock!”—Alexis Texas (playing the role of Ms. Tessmacher) moans while getting nailed in a side-entry position by Eric Masterson (playing the role of Lex Luther) in Scene Three.

Review:
“Superman XXX: A Porn Parody” is a top-notch production from Axel Braun and Vivid that parodies the popular comic book character, Superman. Everyone’s favorite hero is played by Some Dude, who has done work in both straight and gay adult films, and his love interest—Lois Lane—is played by adult film sensation, Andy San Dimas. Not only is the acting very good in this one, but the plot, the settings, and—considering the genre—the special effects are, as well. Indeed, comical moments abound, and one almost—I did say almost—wants the sex to be over at times so that the plot can start back up. That’s not to say that the sex is bad, of course. Quite the contrary, in fact, it’s also scorching.

In terms of the sex, all of the scenes are of excellent caliber. In Scene One, Lexi Belle (a stewardess) takes on Evan Stone (a pilot) and Alec Knight (his co-pilot) in the cockpit of a plane that ultimately nearly crashes—of course Superman saves the day. Prior to this, however, Lexi delivers some hot double-blowjob work on the two gentlemen—including briefly taking both cocks in her mouth at the same time—and the highlights include some steamy missionary-like position trade-offs and hot oral / vaginal combos. This one closes out with consecutive pop-shots to Lexi’s face, mouth, and breasts…followed up by some oral cock clean-off. It’s hard to find a better performer than Lexi, and the guys do quite well here, too.

Scene Two brings together Kristina Rose (an employee at the Daily Planet) and James Deen (playing the role of Jimmy Olsen) in a sexy, janitor’s closet romp. This takes place, of course, as Superman saves Metropolis from a nuclear missile that Lex Luther (Eric Masterson) has launched. Even though he notices that Superman has—again—saved the day, James nevertheless continues to take advantage of Kristina’s “end-of-the-world” vulnerabilities and gives her a hot vaginal and anal fucking that finishes off with her jerking him (two-handed) to a pop all over her face and mouth. Ms. Rose then provides some oral cock clean-off, and another amazing sequence is wrapped up.

In Scene Three, she-of-big-booty—Alexis Texas (Ms. Tessmacher)—consoles the evil genius Lex Luther (Eric Masterson) back at their lair. The blowjob / hand-job work in this one is exquisitely seductive, and the bouncing doggie-style, cowgirl, and reverse-cowgirl positions are amongst the better moments. Ending with a facial and a bit of oral cock clean-off, this segment closes out in excellent fashion—great stuff!

Scene Four has Andy San Dimas (Lois Lane) being “forced” (though a voice-over notes that she is actually into it) into giving in to the sexual whims of three space villains—Ben English (their leader), Dick Chibbles (his dopey strongman), and Zoe Voss (his sexy accomplice). “Challenged” doesn’t even begin to describe these three space-tards, as they are convinced that Andy is the leader of the world. The double-blowjob action that Zoe forces Andy to undertake here is smoking and—at times—includes Zoe eating, rimming, and fingering Andy herself. There’s no penetration in this sequence, but the oral action and the premise work to a very strong effect and provide a tremendous amount of heat. The pop-shots are on Andy’s breasts—one apiece by the gentlemen—and she does some oral cock clean-off—hot! (Superman ultimately saves Andy from these evildoers, by the way.)

The finale (Scene Five) is between Andy San Dimas and Some Dude (Superman) and serves as a post-bad-guy, post-flying, celebratory / getting-to-know-each-other fuck out on Andy’s balcony. The blowjob action is sexy, as are the standing rear-entry, side-entry, and cowgirl positions. Again an exceptional segment, this one finishes off with a pop-shot to Andy’s face, mouth, and chest and some oral cock clean-off—how romantic (*tear*)!

Some other items should be noted. The advertisements play upon inserting the disc. These can be skipped by hitting the “Menu” button on the remote—no biggie. The Vivid website watermark is in the lower-right corner in this production, but it isn’t really distracting. The production values here are quite high-end, and a good deal of detail went into this parody—the characters, the plot, the settings, the effects, the jokes, the costumes, etc.—all great.

In terms of bonus materials and other options, there is a “Photo Gallery”—which puts forth a slideshow of “pretty-girl” shots and stills—and a “Previews” option—which gives a choice of four trailers. There is also a “Vivid Extras” section—which plays through the advertisements and the anti-piracy PSA from the Free Speech Coalition. Finally, there are “Behind the Scenes” (~30 minutes and fun / interesting) and “Non-Sex Feature” (R-rated, non-sex version of the film; ~25 minutes) options that are welcomed additions.

All in all, I’ve seen enough of these porn parodies to know that there really is an art to doing one well—as in, many of them aren’t done well. This is not the case here, as this is really a comic book fan’s wet dream come to life—as have been a couple of other titles in the recent past (the Batman parody by Mr. Braun and “Pornstar Superheroes” from Elegant Angel). If you are a fan of comics, Superman, porn parodies, or porn with a plot and smoking-hot sex, this is for you.


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