Spunk'd The Movie Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  6/17/2008

Hello porn fans wanted to say a few words on this release which has been out for awhile but I needed a Hillary fix, lol, and this was one title I hadn't checked out yet and having been on two comedy sets the last week this seemed like a good time to watch this. I'm not very familiar with the Punk'd show with Ashton but I know the basic set up and this time the payoff isn't just laughter it's loads coating pretty faces!

Opening strong with Penny Flame portraying Lindsay Blowhan we get the true meaning of full body cavity search when her good buddy Wilmer Balled-Yer Mama is enlisted to make sure she doesn't have any metallic objects inside her person. I was very impressed when we got Penny naked, she is truly a gorgeous woman, the pussy licking to moisten her up was quite good and then she follows it up with exquisite head so we're off and running. A few positions and then it's time to drop a load where upon Gashton Cootcher-- that'd be Nick Manning's role enters and gives Lindsay the good news, she's just been Spunk'd!!

The second scene takes us to the set of the next Hairless Hilton show along with her friend Cornhole Richie they move in with a very 'close' family and I do mean that in the strictess sense, lol. After a boring history lesson from Pa Steven St. Croix it was time for sex ed and well blowjob 101 has us witnessing sis blowing bro along with Pa then receiving head from daughter, brother fucking mother-- it's madness and also quite funny. Hairless aka Aurora Snow and Cornhole aka Lexi Belle don't miss out and get their turn sucking cock and even licking a little pussy, finally a little pipeage to the ladies gets us to Hairless receiving a load not only from the family but also from Gashton who strolls confidently in to splooge on that million dollar face! Next stop for Hairless, the Ma's parent's house!

Next stop is Grey's Anatomy, hehe, and here we have Katie Morgan as Katherine Hymen and there is one accomplice based on the asian woman from the real show, her name is Sandra Ho here, I have loved the names. Enter a guest director and of course he wants to spice up the show and seems no one filled in Katherine on the script changes but she's a pro and will go with the flow-- well it's all good until she's required to give a blowjob to Steven St. Croix who has taken one to many of those hard on pills and now has permanent hardness!! Well Katherine is coaxed into taking one for the team but hey once she and Sandra see the hard dick they seemed to get right to it giving Steven quite the good time. Katie Morgan is a girl I've not seen as much of lately so when she gets nude I was really digging the titties, she looked great sitting on Steven's face and the sex was good until it was time for her to do anal-- oops we all know Katie doesn't take it up the butt so instead of that she gets Gashton entering to drop a load but Steven needs to relieve that raging boner so Sandra lies down and gets coated bigtime!

We keep the great momentum going with the Holeson twins expertly played by the former Female Performer of the Year Hillary Scott. It was great how she had two different outfits on and I can only imagine how long it took to film each separate sequence with her, Ron Jeremy and Evan Stone-- the Cult guys! Basically the girls were drinking underage and their men picked the wrong spot for their party as they get caught. However the guys were in on it wanting to see Mary Kate and Ashley fucked so the cult guys tie them up and they're the ones who bone the girls as they watch-- I think the cult guys got the better end of that deal and of course Hillary steals the scene with acting, twice the Hillary, awesome. Plenty of boobage, dick sucking and yes that Holeson ass is violated! It was funny to watch Nick running out, stealing Juicy Lu's ballons and presenting them to Mary Kate just as he spunks to Ash's face!

But now it's time to give Gashton a bit of his own medicine and as he's arriving back to his palatial Whorlyhood pad he's conked out and awakens to being tied up and having three ladies- Eva Angelina, Vanessa Lane, and McKayla having their way with him. They're going to pleasure themselves all night long using his cock and face before killing him when they're satisfied-- hey if you gotta go this is one way I'd be happy to go out!The ladies do a fine job sharing Nick's stick and suprise visitor just as he's about to go, Do Me Moore!! Do Me aka Dru Berrymore unleashes a great torrent of female love spunk all over Nick's face and chest. Well this opens his eyes in more ways than one, he will no longer spunk just anyone just those who truly deserve it but he's so juiced from fucking but no release so after setting up a coffee date he drops one final load on that pretty face!

Cumclusion time and it's the Cummander 'n' Chiefs turn to get his just dessert along with pal Dick Cheeney. Dick Nasty as Dick and Herschel Savage as W were funny and add in Jada Fire as Condy you've got a press room tryst not to be missed. A little blowjob time and it seemed a bit short until the guys splooge an even comment on spunking her when who appears but Gashton pushing the two leaders into a small kiddie pool of ball batter collected from the viewing audience-- EWWWW!!! But Gashton doesn't stop there as he's got one of those water guns which of course is filled with more jizz which gets blasted to Jada's chest, what a way to finish out.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well this was right up there with the best parody type porn I've seen. The character names were often very clever, you had some gorgeous girls here from Penny to Katie to Hillary X 2!! Nick was very good in his role hosting and a few quips here and there had me chuckling and if you've not seen this one I'd say pick it up, be ready to laugh and also to enjoy some finely shot sex ending of course with Spunk'd faces!! Extras include trailers, photos, and some BTS footage which goes for over 24 minutes. well done and I can easily see there being a sequel.