Spunk'd The Movie Review

What It Is
Justin Kane deftly directs this elaborate porn-parody of a certain obnoxious boy-toy's (for a certain celeb MILF) hidden camera tv show, yup....ladies & gentlemen Nick Manning as 'Gashton Cootcher'. Oh my. So then, you wanna see chick drama, "Grey's Anatomy" spoofed ? Or how 'bout " The Simple Life ", or Lindsay Lohan ? All this & more occurs here in this " un-authorized parody " . Lovelies on hand include : Purty Penny Flame, Aurora Snow, Hillary Scott, & Juicy Jada Fire . Onto da ( satire ) sex .

What I Liked
Quite well done . Steven St. Croix does great stuff in his several scenes here . Mr Manning is VERY good at being over-the-top-obnoxious host/participant . Droppin' loads indeed ! The femmes are dead nails on in their subjects being spoofed . Especially good were Aurora as bitchy/spoiled 'Hairless Hilton', Ms Flame as 'Lindsay Blowhan' & Katie Morgan as 'Katherine Hymen' of 'Grundle's Anatomy' . Good job ladies ! Best boink scene ? Hmm . For sheer sexual lunacy gotta go with the " Simple Life " spoof . 'Hairless Hilton' & 'Cornhole Ritchie' encounter a backwoods, hillbilly household who think " Deliverance " was a how-to manual for life . Ma & Pa Hayseed( Ginger Lea & Steven St Croix) home school their offspring(!!??) & thus, show them hands-on style when it comes to 'sex-ed' lessons . Yup, i'm sure you guessed it already, incest . Lots and LOTS of incest , err....of the satirical kind, of course . Sister blows Brother who eats Mommy etc etc . At first 'Hairless' is appalled & aghast, but naturally she & 'Cornhole' figure what the fuck, & inject themselves into the fray. After much co-mingling madness ( Mom rides Son, Sis rides Dad etc ), the prudish 'Hairless' has her purty face 'Spunk'd' by 'Dad' & for good measure, 'Gashton' . The whole scene played as a weird hybrid of "Monty Python" and "Caligula"....umm, in a GOOD way . Also really dug the 'Blowhan' spoof where Penny as 'Lindsay' gets stripped searched & then schtupped by Marcos Leon( aka Wilmer Balled- yer-mama ) . Hillary Scott shines as well, in her dual-role spoofage of the 'Holesen Twins' .

What I Disliked
WARNING : Ron Jeremy is NUDE in this film . LOL, actually, he's semi-nude...he keeps his shirt on ( Whew !) as he boinks Hillary...and in fact, Sir Ron gets the pleasure of giving the disks only weenie-to-butthole, anal lovin scene w/Hillary . Really the only aspect that was kinda sucky here was the disk ender . Ya gots Jada Fire as 'Cumdoleezza Rice' with heads-of-state 'Dick & Bush ' . I was hoping for a balls-out, wacked-out, 3-way DP dicking . Nah-uh, no gets . Double oral weenie love is all we see & Jada gets . As 'Gashton' might say, " Bummer, dude " .

DVD Quality
Pretty good in all respects : Sound/visuals/locations/costuming were all 1st rate . Movie runs nearly 2 hrs. Actors and their various roles/spoof targets were well I'd-ed . Extras include : Cast List, Trailers, Photo Gallery, & BTS Footage .

Overall Thoughts
Lotsa stuff going on here....coulda been a train wreck in many ways . Fortunately, all persons involved handled their roles brilliantly . Does humor belong in porn ? I dunno, i'd ask Frank Zappa, but he's not around to answer me . Methinks it's good when done well, and " Spunk'd " is really well done . Nice job here Mr Justin, whats next ? peace, barrettman .