Pirates Review

Reviewed by Harry Palms  on  6/13/2008

This was a great looking movie, with an amusing storyline. While at sea, the newlyweds Carmen and Kris get their ship taken over by the evil and murderous pirate Stagnetti (Tommy Gunn). Carmen is thrown overboard and Kris is taken away. Carmen is then found floating in the sea and is rescued by Evan Stone and his ship. Then begins the quest to find Stagnetti's ship and his crew to save Kris and to finally end Stagnetti's reign of terror at sea.

Scene 1
Carmen Luvana, Kris Slater

In this scene Carmen looks very hot she has a great body. The oral is pretty good, however it is a little short she gets her pussy licked then starts to blow him, and it cuts to them fucking on the bed pretty rapidly. The fucking is okay, she makes some noises but theres not a lot of energy there, and they stay in the side position the whole time until he pulls out and busts his load over her. It was an above average scene, but not the strongest scene to start the movie out with however going with the plot it was their first time to have sex so it fits with the story.

Scene 2
Jesse Jane, Scott Nails

This scene starts off with the very sexy Jesse Jane sucking the cock of a shipmate, the oral is good as she deep throats and licks on his cock she seems to enjoy it. She then lays on her back and gets her pussy licked which is a quick part but not bad to watch. The fucking starts off hard and fast as he pounds his dick inside her wet little box. Jesse brings a lot of energy to the scene that is enjoyable to watch. This is a good scene to watch all the way through down to when Jesse catches his load in her mouth and makes sure to suck it all out.

Scene 3
Devon, Teagen, Evan Stone

Devon and Teagen play whores who seduce Evan Stone in a brothel. They start sucking on his cock, while Devon is in a 69 with Evan, Teagen deep throats and shares the cock with Devon. Both suck the cock well as they take turns sucking on it, the oral is pretty short as the scene cuts to Devon riding Stone in a reverse cowgirl. The fucking is enjoyable as Evan pounds his cock into Devon as she moans in pleasure, while giving Teagen something to suck on during. Then he blows his load over both of their faces. A good scene, both girls are into it and they bring a lot of energy to the scene.

Scene 4
Jesse Jane, Steven St. Croix

After walking into a bar to see her ex, Jesse has a few drinks with him. The scene then reopens to find Jesse riding his cock hard in the bar with other patrons looking on. She does a good job sucking on his cock, once again she shows a ton of enthusiasm as she deep throats him repeatedly. Then he fucks her from behind very hard and fast, I love the energy in this scene as both stars seem really into it. Its non stop until he cums all over her body. Good scene with a ton of energy and it is enjoyable to watch.

Scene 5
Carmen Luvana, Jolie

Carmen is tied up to a chair and gagged surrounded by a room full of men and then Jolie enters and begins to rip Carmens clothes off for the crowd. Then she spreads her legs and begins to lick her pussy. Jolie does a good job licking her pussy and getting it nice and wet. Then Carmen returns the favor by fingering her pussy to the delight of the crowd of pirates. This was a good lesbian scene that was just enjoyable to watch, both girls are very sexy and performed well.
Scene 6
Austin Moore, Evan Stone

Surrounded by fire threatening to kill them Stone must fuck Moore. He begins to finger and lick her pussy to get it nice and wet. She does a good job sucking on his cock as she licks and teases his dick. The fucking is really hot in this scene, both are dripping with sweat as the fire around them begins to build, but that doesnt stop Evan from nailing Austin hard and fast. Then he cums all over her face and she makes sure to get it all out. This was another good scene, the fucking was good and it was a sexy scene to watch but one of the weaker scenes.

Scene 7
Janine, Tommy Gunn

The very sexy and wicked pirate Janine forces Stagnetti to get down and lick her pussy, which he does pretty well as she screams out in pleasure. Then she gets to her knees and performs a BJ for the evil captain, which was decent but ended kind of quick before she the scene cut to her riding him. The fucking is fast paced with a lot of energy as they switch up positions. He pounds on her pussy for a while before busting in her mouth. This was a good scene to watch a lot of energy and Janine plays the role of a vicious female pirate pretty well.

Scene 8
Carmen Luvana, Jesse Jane

This scene starts with both girls naked on a bed making out and feeling each others body. Then they move to slapping each other and hair pulling as they get rough even spitting in each others faces. First Jesse Jane does a good job of fingering and licking Carmens pussy in a variety of positions she really gets down on it. Then Carmen fingers Jesse hard in the ass and licks on her pussy. This was a pretty good lesbian scene both girls had a TON of emotion and energy as they got pretty rough with each other.

Scene 9
Carmen Luvana, Kris Slater

After confessing her affairs with two women Carmen and her husband begin to fuck again. The fucking is better this time around as she rides his cock hard and fast in regular and cowgirl position there is a lot of energy in this scene which makes it good to watch. She sucks him off until he comes over her face and in her mouth. This was a much better scene than the first with these two, there was a lot of emotion and energy from both actors and it was good to watch.

Scene 10
Jesse Jane, Janine

Both of these women are very sexy in this scene, as they slowly begin to make out and feel the others bodies, they pick it up as Jesse licks on Janines nice tits. Janine takes control and spreads Jesses legs wide apart and being to eat her pussy. Then Jesse returns the favor to her by fingering and licking on Janines wet pussy. Then Janine bends Jesse over and sticks lit candles in her pussy and ass. Then they take turns getting each other off. This was another good lesbian scene again a lot of energy was present and once again it was a little rough.

FINAL THOUGHTS: This is a must have for any porn collector, it lived up to the hype and is very well put together. The sex scenes are good and the story is just as amusing to watch.

BEST SCENE: I think the best scene was Jesse Jane with Steven St. Croix, it was a very energetic scene and once again Jesse showed just how great of a performer she is its just good to watch. There are several good scenes in this movie however.