Naked Aces 3 Review

Reviewed by The D-Man  on  5/16/2009

What do you get when there bad guys to be taken down? You send in Katsuni, Brianna Love, Jandi Lin, and Abbey Brooks. The result: the ladies do a little bit of gun play, but do a lot more playing with the guy's "guns".

The Fun:

Scene 1: Katsuni

Damn, this is the first time that I've even seen Katsuni in action. (No, I haven't been living under a rock. It's a matter of so much porn, so little time). Anyhow, Katsuni confronts two luchadores (masked Mexican wrestlers). She pops one guy, but spares the other, Marco Banderas. Then for whatever reason, they end up in the bedroom, wrestling around. Marco sort of pins Katsuni, and begins fucking her mouth, but hey, Katsuni is soon giving the dude a regular blowjob, sucking Marco's cock like there's no tomorrow. Katsuni turns Marco over so she can ride the guy like a horse in cowgirl and receive some powerful pussy-pumping in reverse-cowgirl. The sexy operative also gets her pussy plundered in missionary, until she gets on all fours so Marco can hammer her butthole from behind and then on her side for a while. Following some A2M action, Marco discharges his DNA on Katsuni's mouth.



After seeing Katsuni in this scene, I've realized that I have a lot of catching up to do.

Scene 2: Brianna Love

Tony DeSergio is channeling the late Steve Irwin is his quest to nab that elusive creature, the Great White Ghetto Booty. Well, he finally manges to get close enough, only to have Brianna turn around and pull a gun on him. But don't worry, because the beast is hungry...for some salami. Tony gets to touch Brianna's butt and sample the taste of Brianna's lower orifices. Tony then offers his quarry a treat, by pulling out his cock so Brianna can gobble it down. Brianna looks wonderful inhaling the guy's dick for several minutes, and then she rides Tony's tool in cowgirl. It's definitely a good way to see Brianna's ass, but her reverse cowgirl banging ain't so bad either. The heat gets taken up a notch when Tony plows Brianna's pussy, and then her bunghole, in doggie-style. The butt-hunt continues with some spoon/scissors anal, the Tony releases his seed in and onto Brianna's mouth.

Scene 3: Katsuni

Delivery-boy Mick Blue stops in at Katsuni's house, and soon finds Katsuni pointing a gun at him. Lucky for him, it's not the sausage in the box that she goes after, it's the sausage between his legs. So, Katsuni grabs Mick's wiener and unleashes a feisty blowjob, occasionally swallowing Mick's prick and even sucking the dude's balls. Mick then gives Katsuni's clam some attention with some finger-fucking, but after a while Katsuni wants to stuff her pussy with something more, which leads to some rapid-fire pecker pistoning in reverse-cowgirl. Our couple continues the carnality by fucking on their sides. After Katsuni dishes out a few sucks to Mick's member, she gets her pussy and poop-chute slammed in cowgirl. Mick also pounds Katsuni's doo-doo hole via reverse-cowgirl, and ends things by blasting his joy-juice onto Katsuni's lips.

Scene 4: Jandi Lin

The sexy-siren that is Jandi Lin is sneaking and peeking around Marco Banderas' place. She ultimately confronts the guy and tries to take him out, but their grappling immediately turns to groping. Marco licks Jandi's slit, and Jandi returns the favor by blowing her intended victim for a few minutes. Marco then gets to plow the sexy assailant in scissors, and then lies back while Jandi rides his his rocket in reverse cowgirl, regular cowgirl, and for a just a little while, even some standing-supported cowgirl. Upon finishing her rod-riding, Jandi gives Marco another quick round of head, then gets on all fours for a randy round of doggie-style fucking. Marco pumps away until he pulls out and fires off his cock-cream onto Jandi's pretty butt.

Scene 5: Abbey Brooks

While Tommy Gunn is enjoying his dinner in the bathtub, a busty blonde would-be assassin storms in. But instead of blasting Tommy, she almost smothers him with her titties (what a way to go), and even doles out some tittie-fucking. Of course, Abbey also works over Tommy's tallywhacker with some oral action, Abbey gives Tommy a fairly good-good hummer, but in time, Abbey finds herself taking it from behind for about a minute. For the next few minutes, the two of them alternate between doggie-style fucking and tittle/mouth fucking. Ms. Brooks then rides the baloney pony thanks to some reverse-cowgirl. Eventually, the party winds down with Tommy pulling his pud until he busts a nut on Abbey's mouth and chest.

The DVD:

I really enjoyed the way the movie was shot in the style of a Quentin Tarantino flick, or something like Planet Terror. The scene setups worked perfectly, and the camera angles really captured the beauty of the ladies bodies. When it comes to the DVD extras, I appreciated the amusing, quirky nature of the Behind the Scenes segment. There are also some Trailers, a Photo Gallery a Slide Show, and even a Katsuni autobiography.

Summary:

I absolutely loved Naked Aces 3. Why? Well, I could extol the sexual appeal and energy of the award-winning Katsuni as well as one of my favorite starlets, the super-hot Jandi Lin. (Who, sad to say, left the business last year). Then again, I could refer back to booty-licious Brianna Love's wonderful anal scene. Hey, I could even point out the interesting camera-style and the entertaining and amusing gags. Or maybe, I should just state that it's all about super-hot chicks with guns getting boffed (and occasionally, getting tagged in the ass). Perhaps that's all you need to know as to why you should consider getting your hands on this DVD.