Naked Aces 3 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  3/6/2008

The Little Details

Running Time: 102 min.

Production Date: 4 / 28 / 2007

Director: Robby D.

Cast: Abbey Brooks, Brianna Love, Jandi Jin, Katsuni, Marco Banderas, Mick Blue, Tommy Gunn, and Tony deSergio

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Although Robby D. normally really impresses me, this series has been a little hit or miss for me. I'm not quite sure what to expect here.

Initial Reaction: It's hot, hilarious, and easily the best installment of the series.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting comedy and chemistry for the scenes

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all crystal clear video all the time

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very well done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didn't notice a single background noise. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks great. While the main scenes are clear and well lit, the openings normally have a slightly faded sepia toned look complete with some blemishes that gives it a feel as if they're scenes from the seventies that have just been found in somebody's attic.

Music: There's a little music to start out each scene, but it nicely disappears once the action gets started.

Menus: The main menu nicely brings together the boxcover and a bit of animation for a good first impression. The chapter menu is a touch generic giving you a clip of each scene and chapter numbers (which don't quite correspond to the ones in the movie), but also let you know who the girl is in each scene for her first chapter.

The Feature

The Naked Aces series keeps things fairly loose and focuses on a theme more than anything. That theme is girls with guns, and here they take on Mexican wrestlers, evil ninjas, and even German sausage salesmen.

Scene 1 – Katsuni and Marco Banderas

When the Luca Libres go out egging, Katsuni dispatches one with extreme prejudice leaving Marco alive. He begs for his life with plenty of hip thrusts before she takes him back for some bedroom wrestling. She spanks him after pinning him down, and strips him down to his mask. When she tries stripping off his mask Marco regains his powers and pins her before moving up to slide his cock into her mouth. Katsuni happily sucks and strokes his cock before riding it cowgirl style while begging to see his face, and then turns around for a reverse cowgirl ride. She lies back for a little missionary work before letting Marco fuck her ass doggie style and to spoon it. Finally, Katsuni sucks Marco to a very nice facial finish before he runs off.

This is a great opening scene. Katsuni looks great and puts both holes to work extremely well. There's very nice chemistry with Marco, and the setup with her trying to unmask him comes back repeatedly through the scene to add a bit more fun. There's some nice chuckles with the Mexican wrestler setup throughout the scene, and Marco plays it up very well. This is a very hot and very fun scene.

Scene 2 – Brianna Love and Tony deSergio

Tony, complete with a pith helmet, net, and binoculars, stalks his prey before spotting one of the most elusive species of it on earth. He's after Ghetto Booty, and manages to find it on white girl Brianna rather than the chocolaty version commonly seen. Tony moves in to get a better look at the Great White Ghetto Booty only to have her turn on him with a pair of guns. Brianna agrees to sacrifice herself to his cause, and they head inside where he can worship her ass and tongue her holes. Brianna rubs a plastic looking Desert Eagle replica around Tony's crotch before sucking his cock as he stands in front of her and then lies back on the floor. Brianna gets up to ride him cowgirl style before turning around for the reverse cowgirl and then letting him fuck her doggie style in each of her holes. Tony also gives Brianna a good hard ass spooning before shooting a nice creamy load in and around her mouth.

This is another extremely enjoyable scene. Brianna looks as hot as ever, and Tony does a great job playing up the “Booty Hunter” aspect for laughs. He does a very nice job worshiping her ass, and they show it off nicely through the positions as they fuck. Brianna and Tony have nice chemistry once again, and the only complaint I can have is that a few of the camera angles didn't do much for me despite the hot sex. This is another very hot and very enjoyable scene.

Scene 3 – Katsuni and Mick Blue

As Mick goes from door to door trying to get some interest in his German sausages, he wanders into Katsuni's place where she demands to check out his sausage. After he shows her some sausage and she finds his Luca Libre mask, he works himself out of trouble and finds himself in the bedroom with Katsuni eagerly sucking his cock and taking it down her throat. She rides Mick cowgirl style before letting him spoon her, and they each work in a little more oral action as they fuck. They return to cowgirl where Katsuni lets each of her holes swallow Mick's meat before she hops off for an eager taste of her ass from his cock. Katsuni also gets in a little reverse cowgirl and doggie anal before Mick lets her have a nice pop over her tongue.

This is another very enjoyable scene. Mick's sausage salesman opening is a lot of fun, and Katsuni and her guns only make it more fun. The action moves along at a very nice pace, and just as before, Katsuni does a great job taking it in each of her holes. This scene nicely continues the very strong trend that started in the first two scenes.

Scene 4 – Jandi Jin and Marco Banderas

Jandi, who looks like she spent more money on ink for her back than many people do on their car, struts around outside with a shotgun before coming inside and heading up the stairs. Meanwhile, Marco finds himself feeling a little torn going between some of the outfits in his dresser. He's interrupted by Jandi's arrival, who's scattergun is now replaced with an axe she throws at him to try to end his reign of terror. When Marco catches the axe in mid-air in front of his face, she throws herself at him and kisses him passionately. They strip each other down while kissing before Jandi gets on her knees to suck and stroke his cock. Marco joins her on the floor to spoon her pussy before rolling her on top to fuck her reverse cowgirl style. Jandi sucks his cock and kisses Marco before riding him cowgirl style, and she even lets him pick her up to fuck her in midair. They finish things up fucking doggie style before Marco lets go with a watery load on Jandi's ass.

This is another enjoyable scene. Marco's a riot as he has his identity crisis, and I love how Robby flipped back to the original Naked Aces to help with Marco's crisis. Once again he delivers for the sex as well as he does for the comedy, and he and Jandi have great chemistry as well as plenty of energy. There's plenty of smiles between them as she speaks Spanish to him in the scene a few times, and they each seem to know just what the other wants. The only complaint I can have with this scene is that there's a few dancing crew shadows in the background that distracted me from the real action a couple times. This scene continues the great balance of fun and heat that's flowed through the rest of the movie.

Scene 5 – Abbey Brooks and Tommy Gunn

As ninja Tommy struggles to eat with chopsticks and a mask in the bathtub, he moves on to a puppet show with the Luca Libre masks. His playtime is interrupted by Abby arriving with a big beautiful assault weapon that looks to be too much fun for private citizens to own, along with a nice pair of double D's that she's determined will take him down. She tosses the gun aside to join him in the tub and lets Tommy worship her big fat titties before she works on his cock with her mouth and tits. Abbey bends over the edge of the tub for Tommy to fuck her from behind, and they mix in a little more oral action before moving to the floor for some reverse cowgirl fucking. Finally, Abby takes a decent pop form Tommy over her tongue.

This is a hot and fun final scene, which is no surprise by this point. It's a bit shorter than the others, which is too bad since there's some nice chemistry between Tommy and Abbey. The length is the only thing that separates this scene from the others, and there's still plenty of heat and plenty of fun. This is a great scene to end the movie with.

Naked Aces 3 is easily the best installment in the series so far. Gone is the sexual gun play that always made me a little uneasy, and instead every scene is kicked up with a very fun opening to lead into the scenes. Yes, you get guns and Mexican wrestlers, and as scary as that sounds like it could be, it's that much fun and more. The openings are helped out by some nice artistic touches to give it a bit of a seventies style and they all lead into the sex very nicely. As for the sex, it's nothing short of great. Abbey Brooks' scene with Tommy Gunn is probably the weakest here, and that's just because it's significantly shorter than the others and left me wanting more for just that reason. As for a best scene, it's between Katsuni and Brianna, as they both did amazing jobs. The guys also deserve mention here for amazing jobs, as Marco, Tony, Mick, and Tommy play up the comedy aspect extremely well in addition to delivering a solid fuck to each of the ladies. Naked Aces 3 is a great fuck flick that blends plenty of comedy with smoking hot sex and a great eye behind the camera. Pick this one up!

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Pirates 2, Pirates, Cockasian, Jack’s Playground 32, Teagan's Juice, Deeper 4, and the Virtual Sex With... series. The photo gallery can be viewed either manually or as a slide show lasting about four minutes with five seconds per very nice looking snapshot. There's also a biography for Katsuni, cumshot recaps, contact information, and a behind the scenes featurette.

Jamal Johnson's behind the scenes featurette lasts about eleven minutes. After a little intro from Brah Bones, there's a little fun with Katsuni as well as Robby having fun working with the cast to get ready for the Mexican Wrestler opening. As Jamal moves around the shoot talking with the girls, fun facts about the cast and crew are popped in, as well as caption balloons to let you know what some of the people are thinking. This is a great featurette, especially when one considers it's only eleven minutes. The entire cast is included, and you get some nice personality from most of them. There's also some nice eye candy and a lot of fun. This featurette is every bit as fun as the movie.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, anal, rimming (male > female), and titty fucking

Raincoat Factor: Medium high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Digital Playground’s bigger releases can be found online for between about $18 and $28 with a few stores offering them for under $20. This one's well worth the money. The sex is hot and the lead-ins are a lot of fun. The technical aspects show a lot of care and there's some nice effort put into the extras. This is a very hot and very fun movie with a DVD that shows some very good care all around.

Note to Digital Playground: Thank you for making porn this much fun and for putting so much care into your product.

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