Naked Aces 3 Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  3/18/2008

Ok fans here's a dvd that yeah it's about sex but there's some humor in it too and you see that almost right away with the first scene. Katsuni is drop dead gorgeous but can she handle a gun-- we know she can handle a cock so there is hope. Watching the opening credits you see the nod to the Grindhouse movies with the picture being scratchy and it's on purpose too- and it works. Let's hit some highlights.

Katsuni:

This opening scene had me nearly rolling on the floor in laughter with nods to the Grindhouse movies with the picture, they were speaking spanish but it sounded almost like gibberish they were talking so fast. You had the two guys in luchador masks giving serious nods also the the Nacho Libre movie with Jack Black, in fact one of the two seemed to have a perfect replica costume on but hearing them talking so fast, then add in Katsuni looking ultra hot speaking in french then shooting her gun it was very funny and gets the dvd off to a superb start. The picture gets much better when it's just Marco and Katsuni in the bedroom and you see Marco Id'd during the opening of the flick. The two do some hilarious rolling about to start but she's all about wanting that cock and works to get at it with Marco making her work for it! Marco loses everything save for the mask-- the masked wrestler needs to keep his 'secret' identity!! Super cock sucking but that's nothing new with this gorgeous gal. It's a constant battle through the scene Katsuni wanting to see Marco's face so she's gonna fuck him until he can't stand it anymore-- good for us as we get some great shots of Katsuni's body in the various positions. Nicely they work in some butt fucking too before wrapping it up with a most healthy facial pop with cleanup!

Brianna Love:

Just as Marco's finishing blowing his load and running off the picture returns to the Grindhouse style and maintains this look into the next scene which opens with Tony Di Sergio doing maybe it's a nod to the Croc hunter guy but he's got a net and is looking for prey! The scratches in the picture are done just perfectly but there's also an underlying crispness to the look so you get the best of both worlds. The binoculars finally give us a shot of his prey, it's the booty hunter and yeah I think it's a definite nod to Steve Irwin. He's got the sites set on ghetto white booty and it's a pretty high one on the list too, Brianna Love! Tony talks to the camera about how perfect this ass is and the power it holds and it needs to be penetrated!! Tony slowly makes his way in, you don't want to rush in and scare this rarest of prey off but she looks so good bending over and shaking that ass, it's perfect too that she's naked so no mystery here. Tony finally decides to make a move but alas he's thwarted by Brianna who whips around holding not one but two guns, she won't go quietly!! Moving inside we get Tony up close inspecting that ass, Brianna's willing to sacrifice herself for the greater good-- namely letting us home viewers getting a chance to watch her fucked! The picture returns to normal so we get pristine shots of that ass and there isn't a better looking tush in the biz and the close shots just provide 'mounds' of evidence! Tony shows proper lust and respect for that ghetto booty and in turn Brianna shows some strong love for the male cock when it's presented, top notch bj skills! Fuck is there a better position to watch Brianna ride cock in than cowgirl, I think not only anal makes this shot better and they do work in that ass towards the end of the scene which concludes with Tony delivering a perfect strike to her open mouth with strong cleanup too from Brianna-- she's awesome nuff said.

Katsuni:

Ok another very successful scene in the books we return to the grindhouse look as Tony makes his way off and we're back to Katsuni shooting her gun wildly but this also causes some great ass shaking! Ahh we have our third male cocksmen of the show in Mick Blue who's in some kind of costume, he's selling german hot dogs it seems so I'm thinking Beerfest look, very nice. He makes his way into a house trying to sell his sausages but no one answers for awhile, then up pops Katsuni saying she can't believe he's got the best sausage, she looks at the dogs he's got but then snaps behind his back taking out a lucha libre mask, going aha, I knew it, these set ups are really funny so far. Katsuni wants the ultimate proof of his sausage prowess so of course this involves the real sausage namely his cock! Just as she starts engulfing the dick the picture returns to normal and we're provided a superb side angle as she makes sure his cock is worthy of 'sausage' status! I have to say again how good the picture is here, just so damn clear, you almost feel you're looking right at them as if there's no screen in between you. Sexwise it's all good, reverse, spoon, cowgirl in both vag and anal!! That ass was made for this, sweet mother!!! Our third excellent load in a row soon coats her tongue dripping down the chin with cleanup too!

Jandi Lin:

You know the pattern by now, as they're finishing up the previous scene the screen returns to the grindhouse style and we get a smooth transition to the next one. This one opens with Jandi making her way cautiously into a house, gun drawn and ready to fire at the first sign of trouble. We follow her up the stairs and we find Marco up there and this time he's not in his mask but you see him holding it. In a very funny nod to a previous scene you have Marco pull out some gold sequined shorts which were really gay looking and they show a snippet from the scene in which these were worn and that's how it was intended to look so I had to chuckle again at seeing that, plus Marco sells the look so good. But he snaps back to reality when he picks up the mask but then he picks up the other outfit and you see the inner conflict-- do all lucha libre wrestlers go through this, lol. Jandi then pounces on him but instead of a gun she's now throwing a tomahawk and her outfit is distinctly Indian in it's look. Marco catches this tomahawk and this causes Jandi to run at him and the two wrestle to the ground. Passionate kissing to the lips and the two wrestle for a bit with Marco on top, then Jandi, then back to Marco all the while the two lose their clothing. Marco nicely goes down on Miss Lin licking that cooch followed by more strong in close cock sucking. The fucking was good too but wait until they get to cowgirl and just take a look at the artwork which is all the way down Jandi's back- the great picture quality really shows this off and if you're a tattoo fan this one's pretty good, at least I think so. This pop decorates that art on top of Jandi's ass and she's talking spanish too I think as he's blowing the load. It's a funny finish as we hit the grindhouse screen look again with Jandi grabbing her tomahawk and his lucha libre mask screaming in triumph!

Abbey Brooks:

This last scene opens with Tommy Gunn in a middle eastern head wrap enjoying some delicacy but he too has the lucha bug holding up two masks and seeming to have a puppet fight between them talking. Then in walks Abbey with the biggest gun and gunns of the dvd, lol, whipping out her twin DD's saying she won't let Tommy get any lucha trouble going. She gets in the hot tub and we get some steamy sex shot, Tommy's head gear is gone and it would've been tough to suck on those massive melons if his mouth's covered so good thing it's gone. Abbey does a great job smothering his face and I imagine it wasn't to hard enjoying sucking them either. Rising up you see a rigid cock and Abbey knows what to do engulfing it for one more great example of sensual style cock sucking. The bj isn't long enough but they make up for it with a good titty fucking shot and they work through a few positions with reverse being the obvious shot of the scene, damn those titties bounce beautifully here. Tommy delivers a good pop over her tongue and Abbey is there with a little cleanup too.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well this was probably the best one yet in this series with lots of humor to go along with the great sex, it's hard to balance the two but Robby really does a great job here, the final two scenes were a little shorter than the first three but all five scenes fit together creating an excellent smut flick. Extra wise you get a recap of the pops, trailers and a gallery of hot pics featuring these hotties. The best extra by far is the BTS and if you've ever watched one on a Robby D flick it's almost nonstop laughs so be sure and check this out. This bts goes on for just over 11 minutes and you hear a guitar track that is very Tarantinoesque before we get to the actual talking bts, again it's very funny. An easy purchase, strong sex and funny set ups.