Inside Porn (Wicked) Review

Running Time: 82 min.

Production Date: 4 / 21 / 2000

Director: Jonathan Morgan

Cast: Temptress, Randy Spears, Silvia Saint, Adriana Sage, Kaylynn, Alexandra Quinn, Kiki Daire, Brad Armstrong, Jay Ashley, Dave Hardman, Anthony Crane, Ian Daniels, and Rick Masters in sexual roles and Jonathan Morgan, Alexa, Ron Jeremy, Missy, George Kaplan, and many others in non-sex roles

Initial Expectations: Jonathan Morgan is one of the kings of porn comedies, with very little competition. There’s no way I can’t go into this without high expectations.

Initial Reaction: It’s typical fun and hot Morgan, although the technical aspects are a little below Wicked’s normally high standards.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to laugh and likes nastier sex

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants tamer than usual Wicked action

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects aren’t quite up to Wicked’s normal high standards. The audio is clear, but there are a few spots that are off balance and appear dubbed. The video is clear for the distance shots, but the close-ups often get a little dark and sometimes suffer from shadows.

Music: The music is pretty typical, and nicely balanced with the rest of the audio.

Menus: The main menu has some nice animation and music to give a good first impression, which I’ve come to expect from Wicked and the care they give their DVDs. The chapter menu is pretty standard, letting you choose a scene based on a small clip of the scene and a chapter number.

The Feature: This time around, Jonathan Morgan makes fun of the entertainment news TV shows with Inside Porn. Temptress (Lisa Lemur) and Randy Spears (Stone Powers) co-host Inside Porn, but have a hard time concentrating on it completely since Randy boned Temptress the other night and she wants to talk about it. Randy doesn’t, and keeps trying to move through the show with features such as porn star firsts, where were they before porn, deeper investigative reports, and interviews with people throughout the industry.

Randy Spears starts things out giving himself a pep talk in the mirror while Silvia Saint sucks his cock. He doesn’t bother giving Silvia any warmup, since he knows he’s that good and she apparently ought to be wet enough to fuck just from being in his presence. Silvia lays back on his couch and lets Randy pound her puss with his prick, which in this case is a true extension of himself. They’re interrupted by Brad Armstrong, who tells Randy he’s needed on the set, and then takes over after Randy leaves. He starts out fucking Silvia from behind before stretching her sphincter in reverse cowgirl and spoon. Silvia finally has Brad finish things up by blasting his fuck cream on her face. It’s a pretty hot scene that works as well as it does partially because Silvia seems to put a bit more effort than normal into it. She actually seems to be enjoying herself and having a little fun with the scene rather than being an ice queen going through the necessary motions to get a check.

After she’s been made up for the camera, Ian Daniels agrees to do a favor for Temptress, which turns out to be actually doing Temptress. It’s just like they told you in Sunday School, it’s good to help others, especially if they’re as naturally gorgeous as Temptress. Temptress starts out sucking Ian’s cock, and has him softly talk to her as she sucks him off. He returns the favor by tonguing her stubbly snatch, which is apparently the only area her make-up girl missed. He moves on to fuck her missionary and doggie before he hosed her down with his fuck faucet. It’s a pretty good scene, but it felt like it was difficult to shoot. Many of the camera angles felt cramped, with some of them even feeling a little forced. Temptress does her usual great job, but the scene still struggled to get up to a barely hot mood.

Kaylynn (Candy Cockinator) Kaylynn gets her first on-screen anal from Jay Ashley after he reminds her that nothing says “I love you” better than “fuck me in the ass”. Kaylynn’s a nice alternative to many of the porn girls out there, having a nicely natural body and a very average look. He sucks her nicely natural tits before they go to a sixty nine. Kaylynn gently moves her mouth around his cock and sucks it while Jay fingers and spits on her pussy. She moves on to ride Jay cowgirl style while sucking on a huge fake cock (which even has a compass) and leaving a plug in her ass. Kaylynn moves on to let Jay pile driver her ass while she holds a vibe on her clit and fucks her pussy a bit with another dildo. She doesn’t seem to wild about the dildo in her pussy, but Jay pushes it in which makes me wonder if he feels a need to be that close to another guy’s schlong. I’m just glad I have a very slim chance of ending up at the same public toilet or rest area as Jay after seeing that. Kaylynn moves on to ride Jay reverse cowgirl before fucking herself with a dildo while Jay whacks off onto her face. That’s right, Kaylynn’s a girl who won’t kiss on screen, but will take it in any hole and let you cover her face with spooge until you get the same design as a drunk plasterer. It’s a pretty good scene that’s really helped out by the great intro. Kaylynn seems a bit out of it for some of the scene. I’m not sure if she’s physically uncomfortable or just uncomfortable to be around Jay Ashley.

Next up, Alexandra Quinn (Cynthia Chugsalottacock) takes one for the team with Rick Masters and Dave Hardman in an off-off-off Broadway production. They all start out in black robes, and almost look like monks. I couldn’t help but think of the joke about how to get a nun pregnant (dress her up like an altar boy) as they started, but that’s about the only thing religious about this scene. I’ve heard people comment about how Wicked only makes tame vanilla scenes, and these people obviously haven’t seen some of Alexandra’s work for Wicked, such as this scene. Rick starts throat fucking Alexandra while Dave warms up both her pussy and ass with his tongue and fingers. The guys move on to fuck both her pussy and ass, and double stuff both of them. Alexandra even puts a few fingers in her pussy and takes a fist in her mouth as the guys double stuff her ass before taking an impressive double facial. It’s a hot, nasty scene that should please anybody who likes the nasty side of Alexandra (although I’m not sure that she has any other side).

Temptress gets a little pick me up from make-up girl Adriana Sage next. They start out kissing their way down as they undress each other, and then Adriana buries her face between Temptress’ thighs. She tongues and fingers her way around, and then lets Temptress return the favor. They finish things up sixty-nining and then kissing passionately. It’s a hot scene that has some great chemistry. It’s obvious both girls are really into each other, and there’s absolutely no need for any toys to keep the heat going.

Stripper wanting into the porn biz Kiki Daire, who looks just trashy enough for the part here, and out of work actor Anthony Crane finish things up making a scene for French director Brad Armstrong. Anthony starts out licking and fingering Kiki’s snatch before she takes him down her throat and drowns everything below his waist in spit. They move on to fuck in a couple standard positions that left me a bit disappointed. Kiki did a good job and put some nice energy into it, but Anthony didn’t seem to into the scene and felt a bit like he was just going through the motions.

Inside Porn is your typical Jonathan Morgan farce. Normally people seem to think of “typical” as a bad thing, as it seems to bring on the same meaning as average. With Jonathan Morgan, however, things are rarely average. Inside Porn does a great job of lampooning the entertainment news shows, such as Entertainment Tonight and the ones commonly found on the E! Channel. Temptress and Randy Spears do a great job co-hosting the show, and play off each other very well. Randy has shown that he’s one of the best actors around for a long time, but Temptress has left a bit to be desired for me in the past. She does a great job here, and provides a nice mix of bitchiness and sexuality. She also does a good job in her scenes, but isn’t able to hold a candle to the nastiness Alexandra Quinn exudes throughout her entire scene, which I found easily the hottest one here. Sadly, Randy and Temptress never hook up on screen, which would have made for a great finish to the feature (plus you can never have too many Temptress scenes in a movie). My other problem with Inside Porn is the technical aspects. They’re a bit lower than normal for Wicked, but it’s consistent enough throughout the feature that it just might be intentional to give it the lower budget feel of some of the shows it’s spoofing. It’s a minor problem with how much fun the rest of the feature is, and shouldn’t stop anybody from picking up Inside Porn.

Extras: As usual, Wicked is including a couple photo galleries. The production gallery lasts about four minutes, while the behind the scenes gallery lasts two minutes. In both cases, there’s a nice mix of full screen photos and snapshots, and each one gets about six seconds before moving on to the next. There are also star photo galleries for Temptress, Adriana Sage, Kaylynn, Kiki Daire, and Silvia Saint. Each star gallery gives you about a two minute gallery with photos from a variety of the star’s features. Audio bios are included for Temptress, Adriana Sage, Kaylynn, Silvia Saint, Anthony Crane, Ian Daniels, and Randy Spears. As usual, Wicked has created a bio design to fit the overall menu feel that includes some nice personal information, a few stills, and a link to the star’s scene. Trailers are included for Crazed, Double Feature!. Dream Quest, Flashpoint, Heartache, Hell on Heels, Knockout, Pornogothic, Satyr, Sex Safari, Spellbound, Vengeance, Working Girl, The Kissing Game, and The Bride of Double Feature. There’s also the usual list of Wicked’s award winning DVDs, the Wicked web, the Wicked Casino, promotional materials, a company profile, and a commercial for the Free Speech Coalition.

The Girls of Inside Porn lasts about two minutes, and is similar to the boxcover shoot featurettes on some of Wicked’s other DVDs. It’s basically a moving photo gallery that shows the girls posing for the photo gallery pictures. It’s all eye candy put to music, but when the candy tastes good, who’s going to complain?

Finally, there’s All Access: The Making of Inside Porn, which lasts about twenty minutes. As usual as each new person takes the screen, they’re identified as well as their role in the feature. Unlike Wicked’s normal behind the scenes, however, there are very few interviews and shots of what’s going on elsewhere on the set, which were normally some of the most fun parts of the behind the scenes featurettes. Almost all of the action here takes place on the set, so you get clips from the movie cut with clips of what happened while the scenes were being filmed. It makes the featurette interesting for people who are extremely interested in the individual scenes being filmed. Unfortunately it doesn’t give you a chance to see the cast as real people, or at least how they behave at least partially clothed.

Themes: Straight, anal, group, DPP, DPA, lesbian, inter-racial, and spanking

Raincoat Factor: High

Overall: Wicked releases can normally be found for between about $22 and $30 with most stores offering them around $25. This is a pretty decent price for what you get here, even though the transfer does lack a bit. The movie’s a lot of fun and has quite a bit of good, hot sex. There’s also some nice extras to round things out.

Note to Wicked: Nice job here, although I hope to see your technical aspects coming back up where they normally are in the future.

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