Elastic Assholes 1 (Red Light District) Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  1/20/2005

Welcum to another Mike John lovefest and wow has he brought out some of the hottest Euro girls working today for you to wank to. Jane Darling, Liliane Tiger, and Julie Silver to name three of the gorgeous hotties we get to see and I say let's jump right in as I think those are Jane Darling's boobs I see!!

Jane Darling:

We beging with Jane walking in and she is decked out in black. Jane lets her hands roam over her body and Mike just lets the camera soak in this statuesque beauty! Wow, we got one hot ass here which she spanks for us and Jane is going to make us wait to see those bodcacious ta ta's! She wants us to appreciate her ass some more and why not it's a very good looking tushy. Our patience is finally rewarded as Jane lowers her bra revealing those perfect sized breasts and there is nothing else to say really, they are beautiful. Miss Darling then lowers her panties so we can see her pussy which she slips a few fingers into along with her bootie. Jane then does some nice work shaking her tits, I just wished she had licked her nipples but the caressing was very sexy to see from her. Jane then goes for a walk and she enters another room where Steve, Erik, and Robert are ready. Jane is too and she has a seat on Steve's cock in reverse cowgirl anal so no fucking around by this girl,lol, she goes right for the ass! Jane gets off to do a little A2M then she moves on down the line to the Hate Plow and she rides him in RCA with some A2M, and finally it's Robert's schlong which gets to have an ass engulfing it! Jane then does a sexy three man bj with lots of double sucking and they try to fit all the cocks but mostly it's just a sea of manmeat for Jane to play with and damn she does a fine job! You then go back to RC this time it's a dp with some switching of cocks in her pussy. The action then moves on after some hot A2M to a cowgirl dp and this time the cock switching is in her ass with Jane gaping and doing more A2M. The fellas do the standing dp with some great tit movement from Jane and this awesome scene wraps up with Jane receiving three good loads to her mouth.

Liliane Tiger:

We have another incredible Euro girl here and we start with Liliane walking to a long green couch and she turns around to show off her ass and damn that bootie is so fine! Liliane also has a nice pair of tits which we soon see revealed and her face is very pretty also, those eyes are mesmerizing with a slow burning intensity that I totally dig. Liliane then lies back for some hot pussy stroking, ok I'm officially obsessed with this girl, hehe. Miss Tiger licks her fingers clean before inserting them into her ass this time along with more finger work to her kittie. You then see two erect cocks come her way and you see one go right into her ass in mish and those legs are spread perfectly for this position. There is some quick A2M from Liliane as the second cock has now taken up residence in her ass. There is more hot A2M sucking by Liliane then she gets on Erik's cock in RCA and we see a third cock belonging to Steve Holmes is also on hand. A very good rhythm here with Liliane doing some fine work to the other cocks jerking them off as well as sucking them. The boys also dp Liliane in RC and we see some good gaping from her. It is then on to cowgirl where the dp loving continues and the also pick her up to do some dp damage. There is also some spoon anal for Liliane along with another standing dp and we close with some hot sucking to all three cocks, some hot piledriver anal with A2M and then the men fire away coating her pretty face. A really good scene for any Liliane Tiger fan.

Ellen Saint:

Here we have a real attractive blond who is casually sitting in a chair as this scene opens. She is smoking a cigar and enjoying a glass of wine so this girl is cultured I guess you could say! Ellen is kind enough to also show off her tits and some wine is poured over those breasts before she moves on to some pussy play. Loved the close floor view for this kittie fingering and she nicely licks them clean for us. Ellen is also good enough to show us her ass and there is some fingering there also. The shot then changes to her lying on the bed and the men descend on her with Steve eating her ass, then fucking her in spoon anal and above Ellen is busy sucking off the second cock belonging to Robert. Both men get to analize her in spoon, then it's on to cowgirl with a dp also shot. Some really nice ass shaking here from Ellen along with some good moaning. There is some A2M from her before they change to a RCDP followed by the standing variety. Ellen then does some hot RCA with some cock sucking before it's back to a dp with some good double sucking by her. The guys then move to a good dp in cowgirl, some doggie anal with gaping and finally the pops with both being left in her ass and she cumfarts it out coating the lense with some of the ass juice and she licks the lense before the scene fades out.

Kathy Anderson:

Up next we start with a good shot panning up her shapely legs and we see Kathy is wearing a nice black outfit which is easily moved about so we see her body including her ass. Kathy does some nice fingering to both her holes then she drops down and bam three cocks are instantly there and she envelops all of them. Some good POV sucking is then followed by a hot reverse cowgirl and she is quickly doing anal and being dp'd as well. Kathy is also skull fucked in this dp which also see her turn over to cowgirl for the same treatment. Some good switching and plenty of A2M for Miss Anderson and some gaping is also shown. You see one good pop delivered to her mouth and she does some sexy cleanup and this is soon followed by the remaining pops with one being to her face and the second is an anal creampie done from mish anal. This seemed like a wham, bam, thank you maam type of scene to borrow the David Bowie song lyric!!

Julie Silver:

This last scene starts with Julie coming inside the doorway and she is doing sexy poses right from the get go reaching her hands inside her pussy and cupping her tits which she quickly reveals. Julie then lets us oogle her ass and I sense her ass is more than ready for action! Julie furthers it's readiness with some good fingering and finally the remaining clothes are removed and bam it's right to reverse cowgirl anal!! Julie does some A2M for us then she drags Erik to another room where two more cocks join in and we get a hot three man bj with excellent eye contact by Julie. The fucking them resumes with a standing doggie anal and Julie is bent over taking care of the other two schlongs and soon enough they are taking care of her with a cowgirl dp! There is some gaping by Julie and there is some switching allowing more ass fucking to go on as well as some more A2M by Miss Silver. The guys then go on to a dp in reverse cowgirl and there is more gaping by her. Moving on you see some titty fucking, a standing dp with Julie leaning back for A2M and finally the men unload with plenty of jizz reaching her mouth. We fade out with a shot of Steve smoking a cigarette, is that a perfect fade out or what!

Extras & Final Thoughts:

This was a very good dvd from the mind of Mike John with fabulous efforts all around especially from Jane, Liliane, Ellen, Kathy, and Julie-- hey that's the entire cast so that bodes well don't you think!! I highly recommend this one for purchase. As for extras you have a photo gallery, the always fun behind the scenes-- Mike, Erik, and the boys make this a must see, and finally there is a bonus scene with a very hot dark haired girl, Claudia Rossi!! The guys are shooting pool as she walks by wearing some sexy lingerie. I think I'd drop my pole I was using and start over towards her so she could get to work on that other pole between my legs!! First, though, Claudia teases us with her ass, her breasts, and some sexy stares from her eyes have me ready to see her fuck. Claudia then does some good finger work to both her holes and it takes a naked Franco walking in to get the action going. He does some ass eating then slips his cock in her ass for some sideways mish, guess you'd call it spoon from the front,lol. Claudia does some A2M then a second cock is added and a third-- I think our pool players finally wised up! Claudia does a great job on all their cocks with her mouth and the fucking then resumes in reverse cowgirl with some good dp footage also captured. There is also a dp in cowgirl along with more good anal in RC with some skull fucking included. There is some spoon anal to end and the guys then unload their jizz to her cute face with a fabulous glazed effect by the end. Clauda does some cleanup and this makes a great addition to an already great dvd. Highly strokeable.