Elastic Assholes 1 (Red Light District) Review
Red Light District
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Mike John
Starring: Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes, Franco Roccaforte, Kathy Anderson, Julie Silver, Jane Darling, Claudia Rossi, Liliane Tiger, Jay Lassiter, Ellen Saint
Released on: 6/23/2004
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Reviewed by picman on 7/23/2004
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| Prologue Elastic Assholes.What could this title be about? I'm going to guess that it will entail hardcore, rectum stretching, gaping sex by the wildmen of RLD. Being that this is a Mike John show, cum swallowing will probably be on the menu. I'm ready to enter the depraved mind of Mr. John. |
 Jane Darling,
a tall, pretty blonde with incredible breasts, enters the room. She poses
for us in her black bra and panties, showing off her nice ass and dynamite
legs. A little kitty petting under her panties to tease us further. The
bra is pulled off, unveiling nature's perfection. The panties are peeled
off with the camera below for a great shot of her ass and pussy. Jane fingers
her holes and tastes her ass. Beautiful and nasty. I like her. Some tit
play, just in case we didn't notice her jugs. She walks int another room
where three guys (Steve Holmes, Erik Everhard, and Robert Rosenberg) are
seated on a couch, stroking their cocks. Jane sits right down on Herr Holmes'
stiffy, right up her ass. Steve is no fool, as he manhandles her tits while
she rides. A few strokes and Jane hops off for an A2M. On to Everhard for
a repeat performance and then the same for Rosenberg. Cut to three cocks
in her face, which she tries to stuff in her mouth all at once. Holmes
pulls her back on his cock in RCA, Erik goes to her mouth and Rosenberg
fills her pussy. Erik and Robert switch places. Jane starts to get lit
up with Erik savaging her pussy. Just as I'm thinking "How can these guys leave those tits alone?" Steve reaches up for a nice squeeze. A2M, P2M and Jane rides Erik in CG, Holmes at her mouth and Robert coming up the rear. Steve is still the only one taking note of her wobbling boobs. He gives her a nice kiss and sticks his cock back in her mouth. Robert does that silly A2M merry-go-round and Steve goes for the ass. He shows a couple of gapes and goes back to drilling her ass. Steve does the A2M merry-go-round and then they cut to a flying DP with Erik in her ass and Steve filling the pussy. Robert replaces Erik for a turn. Cut to the popshots. Jane strokes Robert off into her mouth and Erik and Steve stroke themselves, filling her up before she swallows their collected libation. Jane waves good bye. |
 Lucy
Tiger is
another very pretty woman, with long, light brown hair and blonde streaks.
She has a nice round ass that gets jiggled for our pleasure. Her boobs
are nice and full, too. There's a tongue piercing, two labia rings, a clit
post and some tattoos. One very prominent one on her left shoulder. She
strips and plays with her holes, just as Jane did, tasting her ass. The
guys are lined up, cocks out and enter her one by one. All anal and then
A2M. First Erik then Steve and finally Franco Roccaforte. Lucy's eyes light
up at the sight of Franco. Once the introductions are over, Erik slides
under Lucy for RCA. Steve fills her pussy and Franco gets head. Steve goes
to her head and Erik offers Franco her gape for a bit before he fills her
pussy. Franco's fat cock drives her wild. He gets the gape again and goes
back to her pussy. Another gape and A2M with Steve going back to the pussy.
He gets to fill the gape this time. They machine Lucy's holes making her
orgasmic and then do the gape thing again. Lucy turns around to ride Erik
in CG and Franco goes for the ass. Steve stays by her head. He kisses her
and holds hands while she's getting railed. Franco does the A2M merry-go-round
thing and Steve replaces him in Lucy's ass. Steve picks her up to dance
her pussy on his cock and Franco finds her open asshole and fills it. Steve
pulls her down onto the couch and Franco stuffs her mouth as Erik fills
the ass. Quickly they shift again. Holmes in spoon anal and Erik at her
head. Another quick position change has Erik in spoon anal and Steve getting
head. She pulls over to suck Erik and Franco goes spoon vag. Steve joins
Erik at her mouth. Franco picks her up and she dances her pussy on his
cock. Erik goes for the ass. She gets down on the floor for a circle suck.
Cut to Steve in piledriver anal and A2M. Franco next and he goes A2P and
back. A2M and Erik gets her pussy in piledriver. He moves it back into
her ass and then gapes her, giving a taste from his fingers. More A2M and
then Holmes is back and going A2P with A2M thrown in. Cut to Lucy stroking
Steve's cock, Franco's balls and Erik beating off in her face. Steve lets
his load fly, scattering on her face and tits. Erik is next, letting fly
across her face. Franco gets a nice dollop on her tongue and mouth. Good
PCH and Lucy is left quite the pretty mess. She fingers and tasted her ass
one last time for good measure. |
 Ellen Saint is
smoking a cigar and drinking what I suppose is champagne. She's fondling
herself and soon lets her tits have some air. She drizzles some of her
beverage onto her chest and rubs it in. Ellen's kitty needs attention,
too. She pulls aside her pink panties and starts stroking. Apparently her
drink is a good lube as she uses it to probe her anus. Her panties come
off and she waves her ass at the camera, playing with her horny holes.
She lies on a twin bed and is descended upon by two raging hardons. Holmes
and Rosenberg, I presume. Steve gets right in her ass and she knows what
to do with her mouth. They switch to Robert in spoon anal and Steve gets
head. Robert is tired of ass. He wants pussy. Ellen climbs on in CG and
soon Steve takes her ass. Some spanking, which she really likes. After
a lengthy DP, Steve pulls out for A2M. Ellen turns around for RCA on Robert
and Steve finds her pussy inviting. Ellen wants to dance on some cock,
so Steve picks her up and plants himself in her pussy with Robert completing
the DP. They move to RCA on Steve and head for Robert. He moves it into
her pussy, and from the sounds she's making and the flush on her chest,
she's getting off on this. She sucks both dicks clean, with some extra
attention for Robert's balls. Ellen re-mounts Steve, but in CG this time,
as Robert completes the DP. A2M merry-go-round and P2M as Robert fucks
her ass doggy. Some gaping here. Robert owns that ass for awhile, drops
his load in there and then gives it up to Steve, who drops a creampie in
there, too. Ellen farts it out onto the camera lens and then licks it off.
She's very pleased with herself, too. |
 Kathy Anderson is
a platinum blonde with a great body. She exposes her ass and repeatedly
fingers and tastes it. Mike suggests she taste her pussy, too. Kathy's
more than happy to oblige. Her tits get some play as well. Kathy crawls
over to Erik's cock and starts sucking. Steve and Robert bring theirs into
the picture and Kathy goes to work on all of them. She's very fair about
equal time and they all get their fair share of head. Erik pulls her back
to a couch and sits Kathy on his cock in RC vag. The other guys go to her
head. Cut to Robert in RC. Kathy's pussy is getting very red, already.
Steve sits on the couch and Kathy drops her ass on his cock in RCA. Erik
finds her pussy unoccupied and fills it. Robert makes her airtight. He's
nexy in her pussy and Erik gets some head and a little ball licking. Cut
to CGDP with Erik as the anchor and Steve fucking and gaping her ass. Robert's
tool is getting shined by Kathy. Steve picks her up for a cock dance and
Robert goes for the ass. Some acrobatic A2M and back to CGDP. Erik gapes
her and feeds the juices to Kathy. Robert takes over the anal duties. They
switch back again, Steve remaining as the anchor. They play this out and
do an A2M merry-go-round one more time before cutting to the moneyshots.
Kathy whacks Robert off onto and into her mouth. A very nice load with
good PCH. Erik is next, but he takes the matter out of Kathy's hands and
also targets her mouth. Steve goes back to her ass and unloads his seed
in her bowels, a nice stream following his cock out of her anus. Kathy
waves good-bye. |
 Julie Silver walks
through a door and starts squirming around. She pulls her top down to expose
her tits, and omigod! I think they're still growing. How old is she? Julie
is lean, with beautiful long legs and a face that reminds me of Kami (not
Andrews, the one in the gangbang scene with Aurora Snow). A very pretty
face with some character to it. She plays with those gorgeous mams and
soon exposes her well used ass. A couple of fingers invade her anus and
she licks them, and again a couple more times. Julie strips and then walks
into a living room with Erik hanging off an easy chair with his tent pole
standing up. Julie, of course, walks over and sits on it. Right up her
ass. A few strokes and A2M. Julie gets back on for another ride. She's
getting warmed up and throwing her hips into the action. More A2M. Another
ride on the baloney pony and more A2M. She leads him by his cock to another
part of the room and squats to suck him in a POV shot. The cavalry shows
up to provide Julie with more meat. Being the carnivore that she is, Julie
devours the cocks in her face, deep throating Robert. Steve sits back on
the loveseat and Julie bends over to suck his cock, leaving her ass as
Robert's target. Erik joins Steve for some head. Julie sits on Steve's
cock and gets her pussy warmed until Erik completes the CGDP. She gets
airtight and Erik displays some gapes. He rabbit fucks that ass and her
tits are wobbling out of control. A2M merry-go-round with Robert railing
and gaping Julie's ass. Erik is trying to coax a deep throat out of her
but Mike has us in a close-up of her ass and we can only hear the instructions.
He finally lets us see an attempt, and Julie gets a nice hunk of dick in
her throat, but not all. A2M merry-go-round and Erik is back up her ass.
Robert wants pussy and Erik pulls Julie back onto a conveniently placed
twin bed, still planted in her ass, and Robert gets his pussy. Former anchorman
Holmes makes Julie airtight. Mike's camera is often isolating her amazing
tits. I can't blame him for that. Steve gets some playtime with them, too. Back on the loveseat, Steve anchors Julie's ass in RC as Erik completes the DP. He gives her a tast of pussy and Robert takes that pussy that he loves so much. Cut to Steve getting a titty fuck. It's just to good an opportunity to pass up. Julie follows that with a nice deep throat of his cock, splattering her saliva on the camera lens. Cut to Julie suspended on Erik and Steve's cocks. After a nice ride with those two, Robert steps in to take Steve's place in her ass. An acrobatic A2M and Steve is back in her ass. Robert soon gets to replace Erik in her pussy. Julie is ready for sperm. They let her down on the floor and she attacks the two cocks that were just plugging her. Julie strokes the cum out of Robert's gun and it splats on her face. Steve unloads right into her mouth. Erik titty fucks her and drops his load into her mouth as well. Some PCH for all and Julie is sated. |
 Bonus
Scene Claudia Rossi Erik and ? are shooting pool and Claudia
Rossi walks around them, teasing in her lingerie. She releases her garters
to pull off her corset (damn) and gets rid of her thong. Another beautiful
woman with a great body, only this one is brunette. The shoes and stockings
are next, so she's now naked. Claudia explores her ass and tastes her
fingers. Franco enters the room with a guitar in his hands, sees Claudia,
and exchanges the instrument for a pool cue. He goes over to Claudia
and chows down on her nether region, preparing for an anal probe of the
penile variety. His first thrust looks a little uncomfortable, but Claudia
warms to it. A2M and back to ass and back again. While she's polishing
Franco's knob, Erik slips into her ass. Soon she's on the floor sucking
all three cocks. She does a very thorough job of cleaning them off and
Erik pulls her back onto a couch in a vag RC. He rocks her world as she
tries to continue sucking the other two. Erik switches to her ass and
opens her pussy as a target for Franco. That's a lot of cock for those
tight holes. Franco switches with ? and Claudia remains airtight. Cut
to CGDP with Franco anchoring and Erik up her ass. Her ass and pussy
are shown gaping and Erik feeds her a taste being replaced in her anus
by ?. Erik keeps Claudia airtight. Cut to RCA on the couch with Erik
fucking her face. A2P and back. Erik is getting his dick deep down Claudia's
throat. Cut to a side entry anal for Erik with Franco getting head. Gaping
and A2P from this position. A2M merry-go-round as Franco gets some ass.
He puts her foot in his mouth and almost swallows the whole thing. A2M
and cut to the popshots. Two cum simultaneously and Erik is right behind
them, administering a true facial. One side of Claudia's face is covered
in goo. Good PCH and a wave good-bye. |
| Epilogue This DVD had all the elements for a great show. The women are beautiful and willing. The men, strong and capable. And the camera is where it needs to be. Still, I felt something was missing. It had no soul. Group scenes always have a dearth of intimacy, but these are more cold than I expect. It's easy to blame it on the Euro girls, because that's their reputation. But I only sensed a few fleeting attempts on the part of the male cast to be more intimately involved. It might help if they learned a few more Czech phrases than how to order beer. Still, the sex was energetic, and as I said, the women beautiful. For most, this is enough. |
| The Disk contains a BTS, photo gallery and a bonus scene covered in the review. A nice package. |
| Recommendation I think this is a strong rental, and a buy for friends of the genre. There is no double anal or vag in here, so if you are tittilated by the title, it's just hard anal and male dominated group sex. |
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