Welcum to another Mike John lovefest and wow has he brought out some of the hottest Euro girls working today for you to wank to. Jane Darling, Liliane Tiger, and Julie Silver to name three of the gorgeous hotties we get to see and I say let's jump right in as I think those are Jane Darling's boobs I see!! Jane Darling: We beging with Jane walking in and she is decked out in black. Jane lets her hands roam over her body and Mike just lets the camera soak in this statuesque beauty! Wow, we got one hot ass here which she spanks for us and Jane is going to make us wait to see those bodcacious ta ta's! She wants us to appreciate her ass some more and why not it's a very good looking tushy. Our patience is finally rewarded as Jane lowers her bra revealing those perfect sized breasts and there is nothing else to say really, they are beautiful. Miss Darling then lowers her panties so we can see her pussy which she slips a few fingers into along with her bootie.

Looking at the line art and stills on the cover of this Red Light District DVD, one can get a sense of what Elastic Assholes is all about. It's really focused on double penetrations, especially with the actress in the airtight/"all holes filled" position, with some anal gaping and a maybe even an anal creampie thrown in for fun. Director Mike John is a skilled gonzo/all-sex shooter, so basically we're going to get 139 minutes of Eurobabes getting their holes plugged, no pesky plot here. It appears that Mike John brought along some studs to pay some X-rated housecalls in Prague guessing from the cans of Pilsner Urquell they're quaffing in the Behind The Scenes footage. Others have reviewed this movie months ago, so I won't give the play-by-play of every single position. Scene 1: Jane Darling, Steve Holmes, Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg The leadoff hitter is buxom blonde Jane Darling; I love tits, especially when they're naturally big and even more so when they're on a horny blonde slut like Jane.

What I liked Good lineup of beautiful women (all european, all blonde except for Claudia). What I didn't like Way too much DP. Women didn't have a chance to move around and enjoy themselves. DP accounts for at least 80 of this movie. Summary 1st scene, Jane. Jane looks better than I've ever seen her. She looks like Elle McPherson or someone. The best natural breasts I've seen (these are better than any implants I've seen). She teases for the camera playing with all her holes, juggling her breasts then starts BJ on three guys which doesn't last long. Then straight into the DP. Go into a standing fuck sandwich. Real short scene. 8.0 2nd scene, Liliane. Nothing different here but she moves around a little more on the couch. Little longer scene. 8.0 3rd scene, Ellen. Dressed real hot she takes on two guys. There is some side action while she gives BJ, then into DP. She looks great from the side. 8.5 4th scene, Kathy. Kathy is absolutely gorgeous wearing a black teddy. She teases for the camera playing with herself. She gives a good enthusiastic BJ to three guys.

Elastic Assholes Prologue Elastic Assholes.What could this title be about? I'm going to guess that it will entail hardcore, rectum stretching, gaping sex by the wildmen of RLD. Being that this is a Mike John show, cum swallowing will probably be on the menu. I'm ready to enter the depraved mind of Mr. John. Jane Darling, a tall, pretty blonde with incredible breasts, enters the room. She poses for us in her black bra and panties, showing off her nice ass and dynamite legs. A little kitty petting under her panties to tease us further. The bra is pulled off, unveiling nature's perfection. The panties are peeled off with the camera below for a great shot of her ass and pussy. Jane fingers her holes and tastes her ass. Beautiful and nasty. I like her. Some tit play, just in case we didn't notice her jugs. She walks int another room where three guys (Steve Holmes, Erik Everhard, and Robert Rosenberg) are seated on a couch, stroking their cocks.