Debbie Does Dallas (VCX 30th Anniversary Edition) Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  9/23/2009

I remember this movie from when it first came out. It combined two all American passions: Cheerleaders and football. This was the era of NFL cheerleaders posing in men's magazines and TV movies about the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders so the adult industry had no choice but to capitalize on it. But looking back on it now, you can tell the era it was filmed in. The lighting isn’t that good, the sex scenes are short and the women are very average looking.

The storyline concerns Debbie, played by Bambi Woods, a blonde cheerleader who is trying to raise money to travel down to Dallas to try out for their cheerleading squad. Her friends, the other cheerleaders, promise to help her try and raise money by getting odd jobs around town. Early on in the movie, there are a few scenes of the squad in the locker room in various stages of undress. The first sex scene comes when three football players come into the women’s shower to have their way with Misty Winter and Kasey Rodgers. This is a typical ‘70s scene featuring bad angles, hairy genitalia and lots of views at man ass. However, Misty gives a pretty good blowjob and Kasey takes a large facial.

Meanwhile, back at the sporting goods store where Debbie is working, her boss offers her $10 to take a look at her tits. Debbie settles for $20 because she figures she has a nice rack and she needs the money. For another $10, she lets him fondle her and for another $20, he can suck them. Debbie’s friends are impressed with the money she’s made and want to capitalize on their assets as well.

Misty takes a babysitting job and while the house is quiet, decides to rub one out. She then finds a candle to stick in her hairy bush and is caught in mid-orgasm by Robin Byrd. Her hubby, Eric Edwards, follows and says he’s willing to pay more if Misty does an extra job. Eric fucks her in mish and spoon while Robin watches and plays with her pussy. Eric strokes off on Misty’s feet and Robin licks it up.

The action moves to Jenni Cole and Sherri Tart, who have taken up washing cars as a paying job. They have a water fight when David Pierce comes by and tells them to get inside before they catch cold. He begins offering them money to see them undress, kiss, etc. and the girls accept. He finally gives them money for sex and he gets blown and fucks one of them in doggie before coming on her back. Another quick scene.

Merril Townsend has a job at a library or a bookstore or something. Her boyfriend, Herschel, has been looking for her and finally finds her. He’s horny as fuck and convinces Merril to give him head. She furiously blows him working out his load to her face. Her boss catches her and has to give her a spanking before he dismisses her.

Georgette Saunders is working part-time at a tennis club and Peter Lerman (who looks strikingly like Howard Stern) and Ben Pierce heard about the side jobs her friends are doing and decide to offer her money to get down and dirty. She takes them in the steam room and gets a facial from Howard’s, er, Peter’s, big cock.

Georgette then gets a call from Arcadia Lake, who needs help closing the deal with her boss. Tony Mansfield is hitting on Arcadia when Georgette shows up. Georgette immediately lets him know what’s on the menu and starts blowing him. Arcadia joins in and they skillfully give him a blowjob sandwich. He comes on their tits.

Finally, Debbie shows up at her job in her Cowgirls uniform and R. Bolla is dressed as a football player and chases her around the store. Debbie slowly gives him head and he explores every inch of her body. Bambi has a great body and this is probably the best scene in the film. She gets fucked in mish, doggie and cowgirl (with her uniform top still on) and R. Bolla drops his load on her stomach.

Special features on this two disk edition includes the original trailer, the softcore version of the movie on Disk 2 and a couple features, one on Herschel Savage and the other on Robin Byrd. There is also a photo gallery and some vintage trailers.

This is standard ‘70s porn, that is, you come in not expecting too much. This is almost the original version of the gonzo film because there’s only a thin storyline connecting everything. Most of the scenes are of blowjobs and Debbie isn’t featured too much in a movie bearing her name. This is worth a rental only because of the classic nature of this feature.