Dear Fanny Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  5/10/2009

Written by Joe Sherman and directed by Robert Mc Callum, DEAR FANNY (1985) is one of those star studded, action packed xxx sex comedies from the classic era of adult features. VCX is re-releasing DEAR FANNY in standard frame format for its Cal Vist Classic DVD series, which debuted in 2008. Its crisp picture, great cast and goofy songs make this feature something worth writing home about.

DEAR FANNY is an advice column written by Fanny, (Jayne Robbins) her secretary, Beth, (Gina Carrera) and her assistant, Rolf, (Ron Jeremy) at their beach front "Dear Fanny-Office Space" property near L.A.
The trio read some letters aloud, answers the letters then engage in some sexual encounters of their own at the end of the work day.

DEAR DAY-TIME DOMINANT---A beautiful gal (Nikki Randall) writes Fanny about her dominant ways. She nabs a peeping tom from her poolside masturbation session and hauls his ass inside for some some straight sex action while she tugs at the dog collar wrapped around his neck. This sweaty, sexy scene features terrific chemistry between Nicki and Jay Serling---!!! 1/2

DEAR HARRY---Horny Harry (R. Bolla) follows two newlyweds (Amber Lynn and Bobby Bullock) to their hotel, messes with the desk clerk (Scumbag, that's the name in the credits!) and ends up fucking a big boobed maid (Mindy Rae) in room 308. The newlyweds show up and fuck each other on the noisy bed while Harry cowers underneath. After a cumshot, the duo nab Harry so that the hubby can watch wifey sucky and fucky a stranger. Of course, the real reason to catch this scene is a young Amber Lynn, who looks terrific in a couple doggy fucking positions. Also, Amber spews some dirty talk, yanks Harry's crank and takes a facial for the finale---!!! 1/2

DEAR FLESH FANCIER---An average guy (Jerry Davis) seduces a big and beautiful pastry server (Severa Lee in one of her two adult film appearances) then wonders why he digs big and beautiful women. It's a short scene with some bj, mish fucking and doggy fucking---!! 1/2

DEAR MR. & MRS. HOGBODY---A guy writes about his wife (Mimi Danielle in her only adult film) who's enrolled at a French cooking school. She piles a mound of whip cream and syrups around her husband's hard prick then eats and sucks it off. Turns out the hubby is Rolf, who sticks a strawberry into her whip creamy pussy then sucks her twat with sprinkles on top---!!! 1/2

A friend (Pamela Jennings) comes over for dinner and the trio dive into mounds of spaghetti pasta as Rolf adds his "sau-siege" to the mix and staight sex fucks both females at a furious pace. His cumshot harmlessly lands somewhere in the mounds of spaghetti noodles. It's a scene for spaghetti lovers who like a big meat ball (and his sausage)---!! !/2

DEAR BILL---A Valley girl trio (the gorgeous Lois Ayers, Dierdre Hopkins, Melanie Scott) pick up a hitch hiker named bill (Billy Dee) and take him home. There, they dress him in women's clothes, tie him to a chair, ravage him a bit and suck his dick. The girls have a change of heart and let him suck and fuck each of them. No wonder, he now likes to wear women's clothes---!!!

DEAR DISTRACTED---A beautiful patient (DVD cover girl Erica Collins in her only adult film) says her gynechologist (Nick Random) is a creep then describes how he abused her while spread eagle in the stirrups plus how his nurse (Tantala Ray) gave her an overly physical breast exam---!! 1/2

Fanny recommends she get back at her creepy doctor so the patient enlists the help of his bitch nurse. She turns the tables on the doctor, who lands in the stirrups himself, gets a blowjob from the nurse, then his patient, then both. The bitch nurse barks "show him who is superior" but the doc gets to mish-fuck his patient anyway. Bitch nurse bends over the beauty on the examination table, sucks her twat, then yells at the doc to doggy fuck her from behind. With his Master padlock hanging from the collar around his neck, the doctor happily obliges. This wacky scene features wonderful domme barking dialog from Mistress Tantala paired with the quiet beauty of Erica Collins---!!! 1/2

DEAR FANNY---Fanny shows everyone why they call her "Dear Fanny" as a closup of her garter belted and pantied ass appears. Rolf and Beth straight-sex fuck then Fanny enters, sucks Rolf's prick then engages in some straight-sex fucking including a spirited reverse cowgirl, where she twists her body to the side to caress and and kiss Rolf. Rolf fucks Fanny's fanny in a few positions and that's about it. the trio in a three shot says "keep those cards and letters coming." This terrific scene seems a bit rushed. As is---!!! 1/2

I forgot to mention the mailman wearing the chicken head mask, who fucks Beth in the office, not to mention Beth and Rolf sucking and fucking inbetween Dear Fanny letters---!!! 1/2

So, Robert Mc Callum's DEAR FANNY (1985, Cal Vista; VCX-Cal Vista Classic re-release, 2008) is a terrific xxx sex comedy. A great cast, plenty of action fill the frames of this 75 minute film with solid production values. Nearly 25 years later, DEAR FANNY is still superb adult comedy feature fare. Final rating !!! 1/2 outa !!!!!

Extras include Bonus Scenes and Trailers from other VCX-Cal Vista Classic DVDs plus a short Slide Show.