Baker's Dozen 5 Review
Platinum X Pictures
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Category: Cumshots , Gangbang , Gonzo , Oral
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Starring: John Strong, Mandingo, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Toni Ribas, Juan Cuba, Mark Zane, Delilah Strong, Ryan Knox, Natalie Knoxx, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Alektra Blue
Released on: 8/10/2005
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Reviewed by picman on 9/5/2005
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| Prologue The last volume of this series was very good and contained women that I was familiar with. This time around, Brandon has employed one performer I've never heard of before and two that I've only seen in BTS blow jobs. Talk about fresh baked goods. These girls are going to be glazed right out of the hot oil from my perspective. As long as the sex is good and the blowbang is high energy and nasty, I'll be happy. |
 The video opens up with a floor shot of dungaree clad Alektra. Raven haired and lean with a midriff baring white tee. She's only done two blow job scenes to this point. This is truly jumping into the deep end after sticking a couple of toes in the water. She seems pretty excited and nervous as Brandon interviews her. With each question her hands start to roam a lovely body. Shirt goes up to show some nice titties. Pants lowered to display a tight, firm ass. Very much like Taylor Rain in profile. Brandon wants to see her feet, the perv. He's probably already thinking ahead to "Ten Little Piggies". Brandon has Alektra summon her partner for a one on one, Toni Ribas. He comes up behind her and pins her arms back on the couch. Alektra says she loves to get fucked and something about her makes me believe that it's more than just a line. Toni squeezes her tits and pulls her legs back, putting her hot gash on display. He performs a little finger magic on her g-spot, getting Alektra very wet in no time at all. When he pulls his hand away, she can't keep her own off of the aroused genital. Toni moves on to her pink rosebud, two fingering the dirty little hole. Alektra wants cock and gets to her knees, biting on the outside of Toni's pants. He frees willy and taps her face with it before allowing Alektra to get her lips over it. He holds it down her throat and teases her some more. When his pants are off completely he fucks a bent over Alektra's face from underneath. He picks her up onto his lap for a CG penetration. He tried to spread her pussy lips and fit her slot over his peg in one move but unfortunately it didn't work out. Would have been a great move. Alektra is squirming all over his cock, getting her "F" on. Toni puts most of his hand in her pussy along with his dick. That just gets her a little wilder. He fingers her ass and turns her to give him a short foot job before an RC penetration. Alektra puts his cock in her ass and worries her clit. She does some nice bouncing on the stiff dick and for a relative newb she's doing the anal with ease and comfort. In fact, she's loving the assfuck and providing great energy. A2M, which turns into a longer bj, and back to RCA. She gets turned every which way but loose, and when Toni pulls out, some dirty lube follows. That doesn't stop Alektra from the requisite A2M where Toni teases her mouth again. Ass up, face down, Alektra gets buggered in doggy. Both of them work her pussy to try and force an orgasm. Toni goes up and over with A2P. He pounds into her bung balls deep with more A2M. She wants him to cum on her face, then begs for it harder in her ass. Toni drags Alektra to the floor where she primes his pump with mouth and hand. Toni cums with the breathless Alektra pointing him all over her beautiful face. She pushes the splooge into her mouth and rubs it into her skin to end the first leg of her journey.Brandon sounds pretty excited when he asks Alektra if she's ready for the dozen. She says "Bring 'em on!" and bodies start pouring through the door. In the first wave she's literally surrounded by a half dozen cocks, then there's a pan back and you can see there are at least twice that many there. Alektra gets at them and appears to enjoy herself even if she can't seem to get organized with her attention. Alektra seems to be able to handle two at a time and gets put through a two line gauntlet that allows her to go through the pack in just that manner. She's in a hurry for the cumbath but I don't think the guys are going to give it up that easily. She gets her face smacked by four cocks simultaneously before a cut to the start of the sploogefest. First load covers Alektra's forehead. That's followed by three almost in concert to cover most of her face. There's a dry spot on her chin. Another two precincts heard from. And two more. Alektra's left eye is glued shut. Another two in succession and two more at the same time, one a major load. Two more with one pointed in her mouth. That makes an even dozen and Alektra scoops the splooge into her mouth. Another pop interrupts her meal, then Alektra finishes her clean-up. She thanks Brandon for the baker's dozen and gets an ovation from the sperm donors. I counted thirteen in the bukkake and one with Toni. |
 Brandon greets auburn haired Delilah Strong, who's wearing a pink bikini. She wants her sex scene to be with a black man, preferably Mandingo. A popular choice among size queeens. She describes what's going to happen in her subsequent blowbang and shows off her virgin pucker to the camera. Her perky tits get some camera time and then her bald beaver. Delilah needs an anatomy lesson as she points to her clit and calls it her g-spot. That's alright, Mandingo'll find it without even trying. 'Dingo walks in and Delilah is good to go. She starts off with oral worship and some hand action to help her cover all that real estate. Delilah concentrates on sucking his balls and licking up the shaft, then gives her pussy a little spit lube to shoe Mandingo she's ready for the main event. He spears the lean hottie in mish and she hand strokes the dick that's sticking out of her pussy. Her headlights are on and 'Dingo has her creaming on his cock in a few strokes. P2M and a move to doggy. Delilah cums and Mandingo gets a good rhythm going as he pistons her more. They shift to CG and it looks like Delilah is trying to make more room in her womb for the monster inside her. She fucks back with some fury as they trade back and forth. Her swivels as she gets down on him are pretty arousing. P2M on his cum covered pussy wrecker and a cock drunk Delilah gives it a testimonial. She climbs back on in RC and gives us a great view of her pussy being filled. They roll into spoon and Delilah is almost fucked out. Mandingo takes a couple of very deep thrusts and rushes her to the floor where he lets loose a major blast of baby batter. Delilah takes it with a closed mouth and it drips lewdly off her chin. Some PCH and she's ready for the crowd.Cut to Delilah flanked on two sides by sperm donors. They converge on her and she attacks the hardening dicks. Her energy is good and she seems to know what she wants to do with the dicks in her face. Brandon has her let us in on a little secret. She's going to let them fuck her too. A little gangbang action would really hit the spot nicely. Delilah hops up on the bed and takes a multiple hand spanking before someone sticks her in doggy. They run a rotisserie train on her. Kind of like the layup line before a basketball game. She gets off hard with Juan Cuba railing her from behind and the intensity continues to pick up. After everybody gets a turn there's a cut to Delilah in mish, taking a hard pounding and licking the cock clean of her pussy juice. A short time in throat fucking position as she's stroked on both ends, then a move to RC with cocks on both sides of her face prodding her. Cut to a hard CG ride that turns into a mid-air fuck for Delilah to jam herself onto cock. More CG as they approach the moment of truth. She's ready for her close-up and drops to the floor. First pop covers her nose and the second fills in the gaps on her cheeks and under her eyes. The third covers the same territory. The fourth just blasts her left eye with about three hot streams and the fifth gets her right eye. Did these guys have a plan going in? Six and seven take the sides of her face and start to fill in her forehead. Eight takes care of the forehead. Nine and ten cover it. The right side of her face has taken some extra thick loads and her face is a mask of jizz. Eleven shoots right into Delilah's mouth and she gargles it, but holds for more. Twelve adds more and thirteen shoots about a half dozen ropes in there. Brandon lets her swallow, then shovel the mess on her face into her hungry maw. He even has Delilah take the cum on her body and shovel it in. She swallows but chokes back a little bit. Can't say I blame her. Delilah thanks Brandon for the baker's dozen. |
 Chrissy Katrice crawls down some stairs toward Brandon and the camera. She's outfitted in a black bikini with pink piping. Brandon doesn't fool around with elaborate fetish outfits. Easy access all the way. Chrissy is another young (18), lean, nymph. On her way down the stairs she encounters a dildo suctioned onto the wall. It's life-like and huge. Chrissy finds out she can't take it very deep, then works it over a little while Brandon's camera surveys her body, especially noticing her feet. He pulls off her bra and Chrissy pulls down the bottoms. She completes the journey down and sits back to finger an already wet pussy. Turning around, the fingering even goes to her ass. I wonder if butt sex is on her menu? As inexperienced as she may be, Chrissy has a look of depravity to her. She assures Brandon that she can handle the challenge of a baker's dozen. John Strong comes prancing down the stairs, naked as a j-bird and cock in hand. Chrissy wraps her lips around it as soon as it gets close. She doesn't want to waste much time with the oral, there'll be enough of that later. Her pussy's on fire and needs to be plugged. John replaces her on the loveseat and Chrissy lowers herself onto his stiff member. That seems to hit her spot and she shows some nice hip action on the down strokes. I'm thinking that Chrissy must have been a fun date in high school (maybe still). She looks to be having a good time shimmying the pole and then licks her reward off of Strong. They try CG and Chrissy gets hammered from below. More P2M on the cream streaked cock. Back to CG, then Chrissy gets picked up for a flying pounding. Back down onto the loveseat for a deep up and over mish, Chrissy's cum is making streamers. Unfortunately, there's a cut for clean-up, but Chrissy's ready for anal to offset my disappointment. John breaks the seal in doggy, her tight little ass looking hot in sodomy. The sperm donors encroach on the sex portion and Chrissy is faced with a wave of cocks as she gets her colon cleared. The guys all line up to get their turn in her mouth. Chrissy gets moved into RCA and the donors take the opportunity to fondle her barely legal body. It's a difficult position for it, but cocks enter her mouth one at a time. She really can't devote much attention to them as she's preoccupied with the dick making her ass gape. Strong has Chrissy sit on the floor and he blasts her right cheek with seed. Brandon makes her clean her face before letting the other guys at her. She's fed a steady diet of dick but it's a fairly leisurely blowbang. Cut to the donors lining both sides of the stairway and Chrissy sucking her way to the top. Once she's finished the gauntlet they come back downstairs to the loveseat and Chrissie takes on the rotisserie layup line. Her pussy is starting to look like raw hamburger and it's soaked. That sets her up for the bukkake. First shot covers her left cheek and chin. The second adds to that and gets her eye. The third covers her forehead with thick glue and the fourth continues to paint her left side. The right side of her face is almost virginal. The fifth also gets her left side and Chrissy looks like Two Face. Number six goes left also but seven squirts a meager amount onto her right side at the same time. The eighth gives her a major blast of Elmer's on her right side to try and balance the mask. Nine gets her left eye and her nose. Chrissy starts to clean herself up at Brandon's command. She shovels it in and swallows. Another cock, the tenth, gives her a squirt onto her left side again. Number eleven strokes his ooze onto Chrissy's tongue and she swallows. The twelfth shoots a bunch of ropes into her mouth and Chrissy duly swallows. Brandon commends her for her efforts. |
More DelilahIn Brandon's office, Delilah is kneeling and orders a half dozen to go. No preliminaries here as the glue sticks unload on her countenance with some very thick loads. She takes eight loads, then a bite out of a sprinkled chocolate doughnut. Two more blast her as she's swallowing, then Delilah shovels her frosting into her mouth. She closes the video "porn pretty". |
Bonus Scene with AlektraThe day after Alektra's scene, she's in Brandon's office to talk about her experiences. He inspects her abused asshole and declares it ok, then gives Alektra a taste of his thumb. She strips for him and goes to her knees for a POV bj. Brandon wants to see how much cock she can take in her throat and as many times as he tells her to pull her hands away she just can't resist holding it. Anyway, she gets about 2/3 of him down. Not bad. Cut to Alektra ass out on a chair and Brandon slides deep into her pussy on the first stroke. She spreads her sphincter for him and it looks pretty beaten up. The view of her pussy gripping Brandon's big cock on the outstrokes looks pretty good. Cut to a side view of Brandon stroking Alektra, then back to POV. She gets to the floor to lick balls while he beats off and drops a big load into her mouth, which Alektra swallows with glee. |
Strong, Sexy and FabulousA pretty woman whom I'm guessing is Natalie Knoxxx, declares that she's "Strong, sexy and fabulous". She's also surrounded by dick. That saying is also emblazoned on the white tank top she's wearing that doesn't do much to hide the fact that this girl is sporting bodacious ta-tas. It takes about three seconds before her clothing is gone. The cocks sound impatient as Natalie seems to like doing a thorough job, one at a time. There's some face fucking here and Natalie's hot body is making the guys crazy. One guy is fully dressed and just has his dick sticking out of his pants. An interloper perhaps? Natalie does a tear inducing deep throat. Very impressive. Brandon has her show off her nice ass and it seems to liven up the party some more. Natalie works three dicks while her salad gets tossed. They get back to the straight blowbang and Natalie goes deep again. Cut to her surrounded by cock and taking cock slaps on her face. She does a good job and some fine throating before declaring herself ready for the dousing. Steve Holmes, who must have had nothing better to do that day, drops a watery load on Natalie's lower half. She verbally coaxes out more loads from the crowd. Six donors pop in quick succession, fairly covering Natalie. The eighth shot fills her right side and number nine covers her forehead. Number ten goes left and the eleventh shuts her right eye. The twelfth shoots right down the middle and lucky thirteenth caps things off on her left cheek. |
| Epilogue Brandon changed his formula a bit for this video. He dropped the clean-up girls and all the sex was one on ones in the main scenes. They were all great pairings and got each scene off to good starts. If there's any weakness here it's in the blowbangs. It didn't seem like any of the girls was really up for an extended period of jaw breaking and throat fucking and they all seemed to be looking ahead to the glazing, which looks nasty but is fairly innocuous. I don't know if it was by design from the very beginning, or Brandon reacting to what he saw developing, but it was a good idea to add penetrative sex to a couple of the bangs, which, in essence, turned them into full scale gangbangs. It helped maintain the heat and led us into the glazing. I'm not a big fan of bukkake but the girls got covered completely. Shovelling the spew off of their faces and into their mouths was pretty gross and didn't look like it sat well with the ladies, but I guess that's really the point. Anyway, from a purely clinical point of view, it was well done and never got mean. After the main feature was done I knew there was something missing. Brandon had 67 facials advertised on the box and I knew that I couldn't have witnessed more than about 50. That led me into the DVD extras in search of cum. The bonus with Alektra was a one on one, mostly POV with Brandon himself. I knew I wasn't going to get 17 pops out of that. Brandon supplied one. My next try was titled Strong, Sexy and Fabulous. This was like finding an easter egg. It was also the blowbang that was missing from the rest of the scenes as Natalie did a bang up job with all of her cocks. And she's pretty smoking looking, too. That put me close enough to Brandon's total that I don't have to question his integrity. In summation, Baker's Dozen 5 is entertaining and loaded with goodies. The flaws are small and end up being inconsequential. |
| The Disk The extras on this disk almost constitute a second feature. There's a BTS and photo shoot, trailers, tease, an alternate ending, screen test for Delilah (a fun girl and great sport), director's bio and the scenes I've already described. |
| Recommendation I liked it and know that lovers of cum and bukkake will love it. It's a good option for rent or sale. |
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