Baker's Dozen 5 Review

Reviewed by Lord Asmus  on  8/30/2005

This is my first review here at adultdvdtalk.com
Please kindly excuse my poor english.

I absolutely did enjoy this new episode of Baker's Dozen. Beyond all doubts it´s a musthave for bukkake enthusiasts like me. I had a very nice and pleasant time whilst watching this new swinish release of one of the best bukkake lines of the 21st century.
Most of the girls are sweet & cute and they all get what they deserve.

Let me give you my thoughts about the girls first:

Dark haired Alektra is not exactly my type of girl because she´s very skinny and flat-chested (I prefer girls with bigger boobs). However she has nice feets, a sweet tight asshole and knows how to squeze out a cock with each of her fantastic fuckholes.

Chrissy Katrice was a little bit too expressionless, unawakened and unsophisticated for me. She looked as to be at some kind of loss at the shooting. At least I would have liked to see her double- or better triple penetrated. I think she would need such a treatment to unleash her potential energies.
Maybe she has to get more acquainted with Brandons fucking crew. Not to be unfair I have to give her a big credit for dispatching unhesitatingly all her loads.

Delilah Strong can stand any competition!
It´s a tremendous pleasure to watch how much she enjoys the hard semen raining onto her cute smiling face.
This girl has such a warm charisma.
It must be the ultimate fulfillment and satisfaction to unload on her lovely and friendly face!

Natalie Knoxxx (in the bonus scene "Strong, Sexy & Fabulous")is a big hit!

I love her wrecked charism and also her huge natural boobies. She is a real slut hauntingly demanding her well-deserved loads from her boys. It was a big turn on watching her face getting beyond recognition by load after load of whipped cream.

First scene: Alektra with Toni Ribas

It was fantastic to see Toni reversing her long legs backwards, letting us show her fantastic pussy and asshole. To watch how Toni masturbates her clit and fingers her beautiful fuckhole is a big pleasure (and obviously also for Alektra).
The fucking scene was a little bit too long in my humble opinion - I would have liked to see at least one more fucker penetrating her holes. I give Alectra my compliments for her energetic fucking practice (as well with her pussy and her asshole). Fore sure it must have felt fantastic and exhausting for Toni. My compliments for him to stay the course until to the end.

When it comes to the group scene it was apparent that Alectra is not the greatest blowjob actrice.
I would have liked to see her doing some double blowjobs (sucking two cocks at the same time).
The blowjobs even could have been rougher.

The now following plastering absolutely compensates the
uninspirationed gang blowjob scene.
This is what I call good and messy bukkake!
Fantastic cocks shooting their heavy and pasty loads onto her wide-eyed nutty knob until she nearly goes blind by this semen flood. Wow! This scene makes me jubilate.

Second scene: Delilah Strong

Oh my dear. She is such a cuddly girl. I´m in love with her. She really gets cuter every time.
My problem in this scene is that I´m not too enthusiastic about black monster-cocks. I´m absolutely no racist in any way - but a scene with a black cock doesn´t turn me on in any way. Maybe black men feel the same about scenes with white cocks - I don´t know.
The guy is not to blame for it - he does a good job and gives her a nice fuck. This scene maybe was a little bit too long. It could have been more intensive with a second fucker. The next gangbang scenario is not too bad, but was carried out too quick and as a routine job. The upfollowing plastering scene is unbelievable hot & messy. Hallelujah! It´s raining men or childs or unborn live or whatever: 1000 billions of swarming and crawling spermatozoa on this lovely beautiful and smiling face. During enjoying her showers Delilah talks nasty and urges on her donators to give her all they have. At least she receives some very huge loads directly in her wide open mouth, s/wallowing them in big pleasure. Awesome!

Scene 3: Chrissy Katrice
Please excuse me not to waste my breath on this scene as I was not to thrilled by it.
Chrissy for sure needs to have more experience and also to find out if this is the kind of engagement for her to be taken up with in future. She´s a nice girl, but doesn´t shows up with too much enthusiasm (for my taste).

But my rating of the weaker third scene should not distract you from the fact "Baker's Dozen 5" is a hihghly recommended raincoater, which was about the limit in many scenes, especially with Delilah and also with voluptuous Natalie Knoxxx.

All fans of massive facials surely will not be disappointed in any way as 67 loads get dumped and eaten.

There are no "clean-up" girls who always participated in previous episodes. All the girls are "self cleaning". It´s very hot to watch the girls swallowing the cum by themselves - but personally I liked more the "clean-up" girls. I do not believe this is the best "Baker's Dozen" yet because I think it will be number six - which I can´t hardly await.

For a pervy bukkake enthusiast like me this is the best facial series on the US market. Brandon continues to drive me crazy. I was getting beside myself with joy viewing this movie. Again I was loosing all my juices in agonies of lust as every time when a new episode cums out! Thank you Brandon for all your efforts and keep on your excellent work.

Your loyal fan Lord Asmus