Baker's Dozen 5 Review

Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Director: Brandon Iron
Year: 2005

Feature Time: 2:23:20

Extras: Behind the Scenes / Alternate Ending / Photo Shoot / etc. (1:12:38)

Starring:
Alektra (Cover Girl)
Delilah Strong
Chrissy Katrice
Natalie Knoxxx

Themes: Bukkake, Gang Bang

Fresh out of the bukkake bakery is this brand new release from Brandon where a baker's dozen (13) of guys unload their donut glaze all over some cum-hungry young porn starlets. Everyone is eagerly anticipating seeing the raven-haired cover cutie Alektra get cum-drenched. Delilah Strong obviously didn't get enough sperm in her efforts in "A Good Source of Iron 3" so she's back for some more load donations from the cock marksmen of Platinum X Pictures.

"Baker's Dozen" 2 and 4 in particular are amazing pieces of cum-drenched smut and are destined to become classics among films of the facial genre. I can't imagine how number 5 is going to top Hillary Scott's trifecta of sperm drenchings in the fourth volume. If you like girls getting subjected to facial sperm shots from every conceivable angle until they are barely recognizable, then this is the series for you, fellow pervert!

Scene 1: Alektra and Toni Ribas + the baker's dozen

Alektra starts the festivities off right. She's our dark-haired cover girl with lovely blue eyes and a super tight body. She's full of sexual energy and does a great one-on-one scene with Toni before her blasting. Doggy anal where Alektra seems so horny she can't keep her hands off of her clit. Toni facials her but it's nothing compared to what she's about to receive.

A bunch of guys encircle her for the prerequisite blow-bang. Alektra does some fair-to-good blowjobs including a little bit of deep-throating. Her facial coating is where the scene gets completely out of control. Seriously, this is one of the largest facial bombardings I have seen in a while. Alektra even keeps her eyes open the entire time which must have been a superhuman effort to see through the layers of sperm and eye make-up obscuring her vision. She's not satisfied with all that goo on her face and shovels it into her mouth for consumption. Wow.

Scene 2: Delilah Strong and a bunch of sperm donors

I swear, Delilah gets cuter every time I see her. In this movie she looks utterly fantastic, fresh-faced with her hair in a ponytail. This is the first scene of a doubleheader for her in the movie. Her blow-bang finds a lot of the guys also humping her pussy until she is sufficiently horny to receive her sperm rewards.

Delilah looks radiant as she receives the monster cumshots. It feels almost like a "Good Source of Iron" scene as a bunch of the stuff pools up in her mouth as well as all over her face. Delilah downs everything in a stupendous feat of cum swallowing. I can't see where the movie can go after these two awesome scenes!

Scene 3: Chrissy Katrice and John Strong + some guys

Filling out the cast is the amazingly cute blonde Chrissy. Brandon certainly has assembled a top-drawer assortment of girls to get glazed in this edition. Chrissy submits herself to an anal pounding and gang suck-off. The guys line up and absolutely plaster her with sperm too. It's not quite the facial mess that was created in the first two scenes but it's close. She smears a bunch of it into her mouth and even gets a couple of bonus loads to swallow.

Scene 4: Delilah Strong and some guys

Delilah is back, this time in Brandon's office, and she hasn't had enough slippery sperm deposited on her face and down her throat. She holds a donut to represent the theme of the movie and several guys line up to cover her face. She gets absolutely drenched in cum to end the film and eagerly pushes it into her mouth again to be swallowed.

Bonus Scene: Natalie Knoxxx in "Strong, Sexy & Fabulous"

Natalie Knoxxx indeed looked fabulous in "Photographic Mammaries 4" and returns for another Brandon Iron production. She exposes her huge natural tits and does a typical "Baker's Dozen" turn, with blow-bang and facializing. Even though her scene was shorter than the others it was still quite hot, with Natalie's face getting obscured by blast after blast of warm jism.

"Baker's Dozen 5" was a greatly anticipated raincoater movie for this summer, and it definitely does not disappoint. The "clean-up" girls who were present in some of the other volumes are absent and leave the girls to swallow all the cum themselves. This is fine, when the cast is as strong as it is here. Alektra is painfully hot and Delilah just looks phenomenal as does Chrissy. Natalie Knoxxx's bonus scene easily could have been included in the main feature. In fact, I believe this is the best "Baker's Dozen" yet. Bukkake fans know that this is the best extreme facial series on the market, and Brandon continues to improve it with each installment.

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