Austin Powers XXX: A Porn Parody Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  12/6/2014

Greetings porn fans. Wanted to say a few words on this parody released earlier this year. It's a take on a movie that is in itself sort of a parody of spy spoofs from yesteryear. I'm talking about Austin Powers and our Shagadelic Englishmen is portrayed in this XXX version by Tommy Pistol who has shown a lot of range in his career so far in the roles he's taken on from Rick in Walking Dead to Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver and now he goes for comedy with Austin Powers. I'd say he does a smashing good job at having a blast playing the role and Tommy has sex a lot in this one so I'm sure he had a lot of fun doing that.

The story isn't very deep or hard to follow and you wouldn't expect that with this sort of movie as the big screen Austin Powers wasn't played that way either. You have the characters in this you are familiar with. In addition to Austin you have Raylene as Mrs. Kensington and she also plays the role Michael York did of being Austin's handler in the present day. Also you have Natasha Nice playing her daughter and Liza Del Sierra playing Alotta Vagina!! So before the movie gets to far on we get our first bit of sex where we have Austin shooting a model and doing his best work with me baby as he shoots the lovely Allie Haze. The colors she wore looked so good on her and even yes off her! They do a decent job with Tommy's look though I think they could have found a better Austin Powers wig and his chest is full of fur which should elicit a few laughs. Not a terribly long sex scene which ends with Tommy's load decorating her bush.

It was just after this that Raylene shows up with the news about Doctor Evil and while she is relaying this bit of information Allie is still there on her knees blowing Austin, it was funny. But it turns out a few seconds later that Allie was actually a man baby! A quick transformation and Ralph Long is there in the outfit with a prominent stubble. A couple of amusing lines here. So we flash ahead after Doctor Evil and Austin have frozen themselves to the present day where Doctor Evil has landed and started his evil plans so Austin is also unfrozen so he can thwart them. But to fully wake him up this involves Raylene giving Tommy a hand job until he's up and about. Flashing back then we get the hookup between Austin and Mrs. Kensington that was only hinted at in the Hollywood version. Raylene looks as good as ever here giving head and then the two working through some positions until Tommy's load decorates her face and big boobs.

The story takes us next to Doctor Evil's lair and the whole group is there from #2 to Frau and the man who designed the frozen rocket that was pushed up Tommy's ass when his evil Doctor was sent into orbit. A quick shot of his burning ass lets you know he wasn't to pleased and he tries to push the button and kill his underling but alas it doesn't work. When learning that he also designed this button Doctor Evil wasn't surprised and dispatches Frau Nina Hartley to fuck him to death instead! Jerry gets one last lay in before Nina lets him have it with her gun which in this case was more powerful than his!

The movie is slowly making its way to the end with a couple two girl, two guy scenes left. The first features two sexy and busty babes in Natasha and Liza. Natasha is at Doctor Evil's toy lab where they are looking for just the right penis to mold to drill into the Earth leaving nukes there to blow up and kill us all, lol. Nothing to heavy! Liza is Alotta and she is there to pick just the right penis and naturally settles on Austin. #2 is there also and takes Natasha out so she can use the ladies room while Austin remains behind to have a shag with Alotta. So basically we end up with two scenes here as #2 decides to collect his reward for working so hard by fucking Natasha who has no choice but to go along with him and in the other room Austin is more than ready to have a go with the busty French woman. Both women look fantastic in their respective scenes and we get plenty of looks at their rocking big tits and some nice ass shots too especially of Liza Del Sierra. #2 ends up leaving his seed appropriately enough between Natasha's ass crack while Liza takes a facial pop giving her that last up close chance to see that she's chosen the right cock. #2 wises up and realizes just who he has and takes both Natasha and subsequently Austin into custody and then to where Doctor Evil plans to kill them.

This leads to the final bit of sex fun where two fembots, one Allie Haze back for a second scene while the other is actually a manbot, Evan Stone wearing a nice silver/ black combo that had me thinking of Elvis! Like the scene before we get some fine shots of both ladies here, Natasha and Allie, and they go back and forth in fucking the two guys. After the pops we get a little post sex sucking and that finally causes the two fembots to go offline and finally Austin is able to thwart Doctor Evil's plan by deflecting his bullet with his teeth and thus hitting the abort button destroying the penis rocket that was ready to launch.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

This was funny flick taking on what was already a funny premise to begin with. Mike Meyers of course is the best Austin but Tommy does a solid job here and he wears the suit well. Natasha is certainly a head turner and it was great to see her and those awesome boobs in action again. Another plus to see Raylene again and Nina Hartley as well. Of course two scenes with Allie Haze is something you should never shy away from watching. Now for the extras you get an outtake/ blooper reel that you should definitely watch for laughs. You can revisit the cum shots and there is a bonus scene featuring Allie from her All About Allie movie doing a four guy sex scene with Ralph Long, Tommy Pistol, Some Dude and Barry Scott so have a look see for one more chance at this sexy girl. You get some good nods to the original source material here and it's certainly worth a strong rental consideration from the curious.