Austin Powers XXX: A Porn Parody Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  5/11/2014

Tommy Pistol gets the starring role as the iconic character. He has a bunch of hot ladies to help him in his adventures including Allie Haze, Raylene, Nina Harltey, Natasha Nice and Liza Del Sierra. B.Skow directs this feature that lasts 98 minutes. The plot is simple, Dr. Evil freezes himself in 1967 and gets thawed out in the present day to wreak havoc. Austin freezes himself to follow him into the future and stop his diabolical plans. Don’t worry about the plot too much, just enjoy this comedic parody!

Allie Haze

Austin Powers is taking some semi-nude photos of Allie while she lies in bed. He wants to take it to another level and she sucks his dick. Allie gives him a wet blowjob and also gets eaten out. They bang it out in mish, cowgirl and doggie. Austin cums all over her push and Allie cleans him off.

Raylene

Raylene is Austin’s top assistant, Mrs. Kensington, and you know that Austin is not going to let a piece of ass like that get away from his grasp! He goes down on her and rapidly flicks his tongue across her clit. Raylene gives him a furious blowjob and gags on his meatpipe. She gets drilled in cowgirl, doggie, reverse and spoon and Austin strokes off all over her face with some cleanup to follow.

Nina Hartley

Nina is one of Dr. Evil’s henchmen and she’s ordered to fuck Jerry to death. He worships her breasts and goes down on her. She gets boned in mish, reverse, doggie and spoon. Nina gives a fairly decent performance and takes his load all over her face.

Liza Del Sierra

Liza is a worker at a sex toy factory that is acting as a front for Dr. Evil’s shenanigans. This scene went back and forth with the next one. I hated it when they edited two scenes together back in the 80s and I hate it now. Austin wants to have his penis modeled for a sex toy and takes it out for Liza. She gets turned on by him and shows him her tits. Austin dives into her big ass and gives her a nice licking. Liza takes him down her throat and fucks him with her face. She gets drilled in cowgirl and doggie and Austin cums all over her pretty face.

Natasha Nice

Natasha is Mrs. Kensington’s daughter and gets found out by Earl Slate. She uses her womanly wiles to get him to be quiet. Natasha gives him a furious blowjob and even does some ball sucking. She slaps his cock across her face and gags on his meat. Very nice blowjob by Natasha! She gets eaten out and blasted in cowgirl, spoon, reverse and doggie. Earl cums all over her ass and Natasha poses with it.

Allie Haze, Natasha Nice

Austin and Natasha aget captured but they are going to fuck their way out of it. Allie is wearing a platinum blonde wig for some reason. Austin and Evan Stone face fuck Allie and Natasha and the girls take every inch of their cocks. The girls get boned in all the standard porn positions and switch partners a couple of times. They boys stroke off on their tits and the girls clean them up.

BONUS: Allie Haze from All About Allie

Allie is already busy at work, sucking one guy while stroking another and three more mopes are getting ready in the background. She gags herself on the dicks and keeps her hands busy at the same time. Allie does some nice deep throating and even hangs her head off a dressing table for a time. My disk froze in the middle of the scene but Allie takes 5 loads all over her face and lets it fall onto her body.

SPECIAL FEATURES

Over 11 minutes of bloopers and outtakes, photo galleries, trailers and a boatload of Vivid spam.

SUMMARY

This was a very good parody with some good comedic bits. Tommy did a great Michael Myers impression and carried this film from beginning to end. Sexually, I thought Natasha was incredible. I didn’t like how her first scene was intercut with Liza’s scene, they should have kept them separate. Overall, this was a very good parody with some decent sex that you’ll find enjoyable.


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