Reviews of Jordan Haze Movies with Trailers (8)
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Asia Carrera, Dyanna Lauren, T.T. Boy, Bobby Vitale, Steven St. Croix, Mark Davis, Randy Spears, Celeste, Rocco Siffredi, Tammi Ann, Chennin Blanc, Eric Masterson, Renee LaRue, Nancy Vee, Jordan Haze, Vicky Vette
Studio: Vivid
Release date: 10/20/2005
Previews: Previews
Editor's Choice: Celeste review summaries:
oatmeal's
It's time to give back to the ADT collective with a quick review of Vivid's Editor's Choice: Celeste. Let me start by staying that Celeste is my ultimate woman, gorgeous, brunette, busty, curvy and dirty. The only complaints I've ever had are the awful plastic surgery scars around her nipples and her habit of spitting on cocks during a blow job. When you start the DVD you're greeted by just over 5 minutes of commercials before you even get to the main menu. Your only option is to fast-forward through them. The Menus are simple but most of them lead to commercials (More Adult Fun, The Web and Vivid Products). The 10 main scenes of this title all involve Celeste for a total of 110 minutes. Remember that these scenes are 10 years old, that's before DVD and 30 minute gonzo scenes. That's better than some of the compilations out there such as New Machine's Exposed series. The only problems with the scenes are they don't have chapter breaks and the video quality is below average. [read the full review]
review from 1/6/2006:
It's time to give back to the ADT collective with a quick review of Vivid's Editor's Choice: Celeste. Let me start by staying that Celeste is my ultimate woman, gorgeous, brunette, busty, curvy and dirty. The only complaints I've ever had are the awful plastic surgery scars around her nipples and her habit of spitting on cocks during a blow job. When you start the DVD you're greeted by just over 5 minutes of commercials before you even get to the main menu. Your only option is to fast-forward through them. The Menus are simple but most of them lead to commercials (More Adult Fun, The Web and Vivid Products). The 10 main scenes of this title all involve Celeste for a total of 110 minutes. Remember that these scenes are 10 years old, that's before DVD and 30 minute gonzo scenes. That's better than some of the compilations out there such as New Machine's Exposed series. The only problems with the scenes are they don't have chapter breaks and the video quality is below average. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Leanna Heart, Jordan Haze, Dakota Skye
Studio: Club Summer Haze
Release date: 5/18/2005
Previews: Previews
Blow Job Queen review summaries:
MisterNoGood's
I love these amateur blowjob movies. Often the bj films from the major porn studios tend to have the same girls over and over, so for me its always fun to buy these just to see some new faces. I was glad to see that Summer Haze released this, so I am looking forward to watching it. When the dvd starts playing, Summer Haze appears onscreen and runs thru all the playing options to chose from, and if you wait to long to make a selection, she starts to get a little pissed at you. Up first is Nikki, a very cute blonde girl in a black lingerie top and no panties. She is anxious to start the scene, so she gets on her hands and knees on the bed and starts to blow the camera man for a few minutes, then removes her top. Nikki then lays down to softly suck his cock and slowly lick his balls, and she ends up jerking him off onto her chin. A pretty good scene, Nikki is cute and has a nice figure and pretty green eyes. She also give a good bj. Dakota, a plain looking blonde girl wearing a white bra and panties, masterbates for a short time then gets to her knees to blow the camera man. [read the full review]
review from 6/8/2005:
I love these amateur blowjob movies. Often the bj films from the major porn studios tend to have the same girls over and over, so for me its always fun to buy these just to see some new faces. I was glad to see that Summer Haze released this, so I am looking forward to watching it. When the dvd starts playing, Summer Haze appears onscreen and runs thru all the playing options to chose from, and if you wait to long to make a selection, she starts to get a little pissed at you. Up first is Nikki, a very cute blonde girl in a black lingerie top and no panties. She is anxious to start the scene, so she gets on her hands and knees on the bed and starts to blow the camera man for a few minutes, then removes her top. Nikki then lays down to softly suck his cock and slowly lick his balls, and she ends up jerking him off onto her chin. A pretty good scene, Nikki is cute and has a nice figure and pretty green eyes. She also give a good bj. Dakota, a plain looking blonde girl wearing a white bra and panties, masterbates for a short time then gets to her knees to blow the camera man. [read the full review]
Baby Dolls Betrayed review summaries:
Tongue in Groove's
Baby Dolls Betrayed uses a unique premise to start each of its vignettes. The girl is shown breaking up with her boyfriend, usually over the phone, and usually because he has hurt her in some way. She vows revenge, makes another phone call, and is fucking another guy within a few minutes. Long live speed dialing!! Brunette Ashley Haze is first out of the gate. Shes a little chubby, but she gives a terrific blowjob to Tyce Bune. They proceed to a couple other positions before Tyce drops a load on her mug. Corina Taylor is cute in a weird sort of way. I cant put my finger on it, but she is just sexy - with a nice smile, lithe body, small tits (which I love), and a shaved slit. John West seems to be one of the nicer guys in porn, so when the two of them hook up here, it makes for a great scene. She looks fantastic in reverse cowgirl and accepts his cum with a waiting open mouth. It doesnt get any better than this, in my book. Summer Sweet has platinum blond hair and nice, medium breasts. She hooks up with Ryan Sweet, who I assume is her husband and not her brother. [read the full review]
review from 8/2/2004:
Baby Dolls Betrayed uses a unique premise to start each of its vignettes. The girl is shown breaking up with her boyfriend, usually over the phone, and usually because he has hurt her in some way. She vows revenge, makes another phone call, and is fucking another guy within a few minutes. Long live speed dialing!! Brunette Ashley Haze is first out of the gate. Shes a little chubby, but she gives a terrific blowjob to Tyce Bune. They proceed to a couple other positions before Tyce drops a load on her mug. Corina Taylor is cute in a weird sort of way. I cant put my finger on it, but she is just sexy - with a nice smile, lithe body, small tits (which I love), and a shaved slit. John West seems to be one of the nicer guys in porn, so when the two of them hook up here, it makes for a great scene. She looks fantastic in reverse cowgirl and accepts his cum with a waiting open mouth. It doesnt get any better than this, in my book. Summer Sweet has platinum blond hair and nice, medium breasts. She hooks up with Ryan Sweet, who I assume is her husband and not her brother. [read the full review]
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Kim Chambers, Tera Patrick, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Kimberly Kane, Mick Blue, Ashley Long, Jordan Haze, Savanna Samson, Tristan Seagal, Evan Seinfeld, Grant Michaels, Spyder Jonez
Studio: Teravision
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Release date: 5/3/2004
Previews: Previews
Tera Tera Tera review summaries:
bronded's
There is no doubt that Tera Patrick is a porn superstar. Her natural beauty and smoldering on-scene presence has made here firm fan favourite over the years. Tera Tera Tera marks a defining moment in Tera's porn career, and to me, marks the beginning of the end. After taking a break from porn for over 12 months, this is her first movie back in the business with a new production company, a new husband and a new pair of boobs. Three things: 1. Tera looks as hot as ever. I am not a massive fan of fake boobs, but Tera's surgeon has done a good job - apparently she lost much of her bust as she slimmed down so needed the implants. 2. Tera is in three out of five scenes. All these scenes are hot, the other two are not! 3. Tera's husband is an ugly bastard. My wife and I find him so unappealing that we have decided that we will not be getting any more Tera videos in future, which is a terrible disappointment as we are both big fans of her work. The movie is basically a doco-porn, with a series of conversations with Tera taking place between scenes. [read the full review]
review from 9/12/2006:
There is no doubt that Tera Patrick is a porn superstar. Her natural beauty and smoldering on-scene presence has made here firm fan favourite over the years. Tera Tera Tera marks a defining moment in Tera's porn career, and to me, marks the beginning of the end. After taking a break from porn for over 12 months, this is her first movie back in the business with a new production company, a new husband and a new pair of boobs. Three things: 1. Tera looks as hot as ever. I am not a massive fan of fake boobs, but Tera's surgeon has done a good job - apparently she lost much of her bust as she slimmed down so needed the implants. 2. Tera is in three out of five scenes. All these scenes are hot, the other two are not! 3. Tera's husband is an ugly bastard. My wife and I find him so unappealing that we have decided that we will not be getting any more Tera videos in future, which is a terrible disappointment as we are both big fans of her work. The movie is basically a doco-porn, with a series of conversations with Tera taking place between scenes. [read the full review]
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 121 min. Production Date: 5 / 20 / 2004 Director: Chi Chi LaRue Cast: Tera Patrick, Savannah Samson, Ashley Long, Jordan Styles, Kim Chambers, Kimberly Kane, Grant Michaels, Mick Blue, Spyder Jonez, Tristan Segal, and Voodoo The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive heard that Vivid has been cleaning up their act a little recently. Im curious and hopeful about this one. Initial Reaction: Its much better than what I expected Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos a fan of Tera Patrick Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt like tattoos or who wants a fair amount of anal The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are surprisingly good. The audio is clear and well balanced, but I did notice a couple minor background noises. The video is also nicely done. Its nicely lit, and although there is a hint of grain it comes off more as being artistic rather than being like Vivid put too much crap on their DVDs to give a good transfer. [read the full review]
review from 2/15/2005:
The Little Details Running Time: 121 min. Production Date: 5 / 20 / 2004 Director: Chi Chi LaRue Cast: Tera Patrick, Savannah Samson, Ashley Long, Jordan Styles, Kim Chambers, Kimberly Kane, Grant Michaels, Mick Blue, Spyder Jonez, Tristan Segal, and Voodoo The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive heard that Vivid has been cleaning up their act a little recently. Im curious and hopeful about this one. Initial Reaction: Its much better than what I expected Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos a fan of Tera Patrick Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt like tattoos or who wants a fair amount of anal The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are surprisingly good. The audio is clear and well balanced, but I did notice a couple minor background noises. The video is also nicely done. Its nicely lit, and although there is a hint of grain it comes off more as being artistic rather than being like Vivid put too much crap on their DVDs to give a good transfer. [read the full review]
Heart Of Darkness review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 79 min. Production Date: 8 / 20 / 2002 Director: Paul Thomas Cast: Sunrise Adams, Sophie Evans, Dru Berrymore, Nakita Ka$h, Jordan Haze, Crystal Carter, Cameron, Ava Vincent, Jeremy Steele, Mickey G., Rafe, Randy Spears, Steven French, and Ashley Moore in a non-sex role The Short Story Initial Expectations: Paul Thomas has been fairly hit or miss for me, and due to Vivids treatment of their DVDs I cant get too excited for any of them. Initial Reaction: Its well done as a movie, but sexually it leaves plenty to be desired. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wishes they could see porn from the early eighties with the stars of today, fans of Randy Spears Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for pure and simple whacking material The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: Heart of Darkness was shot on film, which is much more difficult to work with than video. The audio is very nicely done. Its clear, free of interfering background noises, and has a very nice balance. [read the full review]
review from 6/26/2004:
The Little Details Running Time: 79 min. Production Date: 8 / 20 / 2002 Director: Paul Thomas Cast: Sunrise Adams, Sophie Evans, Dru Berrymore, Nakita Ka$h, Jordan Haze, Crystal Carter, Cameron, Ava Vincent, Jeremy Steele, Mickey G., Rafe, Randy Spears, Steven French, and Ashley Moore in a non-sex role The Short Story Initial Expectations: Paul Thomas has been fairly hit or miss for me, and due to Vivids treatment of their DVDs I cant get too excited for any of them. Initial Reaction: Its well done as a movie, but sexually it leaves plenty to be desired. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wishes they could see porn from the early eighties with the stars of today, fans of Randy Spears Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for pure and simple whacking material The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: Heart of Darkness was shot on film, which is much more difficult to work with than video. The audio is very nicely done. Its clear, free of interfering background noises, and has a very nice balance. [read the full review]
Finesse (Sin City) review summaries:
Flash's
Overall, Finesse is a grab bag of a film. The plot is useless and ends up just getting in the way of the sex. The film is beautifully shot though and features some nice looking tame sex. If you are a fan of one or more of the stars and don't mind a disposable plot, you might want to give the film a rental. If you like nastier sex or the presence of an attempt at a plot turn you off to the film, then you'll want to pass on this title. If you like the film, this disc gives it a great presentation with a nice collection of extras and a decent presentation of the film. [read the full review]
review from 3/3/2004:
Overall, Finesse is a grab bag of a film. The plot is useless and ends up just getting in the way of the sex. The film is beautifully shot though and features some nice looking tame sex. If you are a fan of one or more of the stars and don't mind a disposable plot, you might want to give the film a rental. If you like nastier sex or the presence of an attempt at a plot turn you off to the film, then you'll want to pass on this title. If you like the film, this disc gives it a great presentation with a nice collection of extras and a decent presentation of the film. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Steve Hatcher, John West, Miko Lee, Gino Greco, Summer Storm, Summer Haze, Lezley Zen, Trevor Zen, Jordan Haze, Stormy Daniels
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bud Lee
Release date: 1/30/2003
Previews: Previews
Angels of Mercy (Adam & Eve) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 90 min. Production Date: 9 / 25 / 2002 Director: Bud Lee Cast: Allysin Chaynes, Miko Lee, Lezley Zen, Summer Storm, Stormy, Summer Haze, Steve Hatcher, John West, Gino Greco, and Trevor Zen Initial Expectations: These girls as nurses? I think I feel a fever coming on! Initial Reaction: Its pretty good, but nothing mind blowing. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting softer porn with a nice variety of scenes and not much plot Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting an extremely soft and romantic feature Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and well balanced. There arent any background noises, but there were a couple spots where it seemed just a little scratchy. The video is much the same. It has a soft feeling, showing just a little grain, and a few shadows as well. Neither the grain nor the shadows interfere much, and actually give the feature a bit of an artistic feeling at times. Music: The music is fairly typical porno music, but it also works in some softer styles very nicely. [read the full review]
review from 10/31/2003:
Running Time: 90 min. Production Date: 9 / 25 / 2002 Director: Bud Lee Cast: Allysin Chaynes, Miko Lee, Lezley Zen, Summer Storm, Stormy, Summer Haze, Steve Hatcher, John West, Gino Greco, and Trevor Zen Initial Expectations: These girls as nurses? I think I feel a fever coming on! Initial Reaction: Its pretty good, but nothing mind blowing. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting softer porn with a nice variety of scenes and not much plot Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting an extremely soft and romantic feature Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and well balanced. There arent any background noises, but there were a couple spots where it seemed just a little scratchy. The video is much the same. It has a soft feeling, showing just a little grain, and a few shadows as well. Neither the grain nor the shadows interfere much, and actually give the feature a bit of an artistic feeling at times. Music: The music is fairly typical porno music, but it also works in some softer styles very nicely. [read the full review]
Flash's
Adam & Eve has done a great job of putting an excellent disc together and fans of the film will be very pleased and will definitely want to pick this disc up. Unfortunately the film on the disc isn't that great so most viewers will want to pass on the disc. Fans of porn with a decent plot or nastier sex will definitely want to pass on this title whereas fans of one of the stars might want to pick it up if they can find it cheaply. [read the full review]
review from 5/16/2003:
Adam & Eve has done a great job of putting an excellent disc together and fans of the film will be very pleased and will definitely want to pick this disc up. Unfortunately the film on the disc isn't that great so most viewers will want to pass on the disc. Fans of porn with a decent plot or nastier sex will definitely want to pass on this title whereas fans of one of the stars might want to pick it up if they can find it cheaply. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Here we have a release directed by Bud Lee in which some hotties play nurses who help some patients at a private care facility located in California. So ends the plot description,lol. There are some really nice looking women to watch so let's see just how good a care giver each is! In our first scene we see Summer Storm start off with making out with Steve Hatcher then she gets down to swallowing his cock!! Very nice blowjob from Summer with great eye contact. You know Steve Hatcher must have been enjoying himself watching that hottie swallow his cock! Steve then gives some good oral to Summer's cookie and this pussy licking is shot well with Steve burying his face deep in her slit. As for the sex we get to see: Mish-- Good steady strokes into her pussy by Steve. [read the full review]
review from 3/15/2003:
Here we have a release directed by Bud Lee in which some hotties play nurses who help some patients at a private care facility located in California. So ends the plot description,lol. There are some really nice looking women to watch so let's see just how good a care giver each is! In our first scene we see Summer Storm start off with making out with Steve Hatcher then she gets down to swallowing his cock!! Very nice blowjob from Summer with great eye contact. You know Steve Hatcher must have been enjoying himself watching that hottie swallow his cock! Steve then gives some good oral to Summer's cookie and this pussy licking is shot well with Steve burying his face deep in her slit. As for the sex we get to see: Mish-- Good steady strokes into her pussy by Steve. [read the full review]
Girl Talk (Sin City) review summaries:
Aaryanna's
Three great girl/girl love scenes! Girl Talk from Sin City is my kind of porno movie. I came across it myself (without any help from my boyfriend). Monique Alexander, a really luscious blonde, plays a woman who inherits lots of money and opens her own beauty salon named Girl Talk. She and the other hairstylists make love to the patrons, both men and women and to each other! What made this disc so pleasurable, though, was its nice mixture of boy/girl and girl/girl sex, the latter with three tasty scenes all with Monique! Now, I had never seen Monique before, but I quickly fell in love with her. Shes nineteen and originally from Sacramento, California, which she tells us in her interview. She got into the business after dancing and modeling. But its her demurely sweet personality which set my heart a flutter. [read the full review]
review from 9/3/2003:
Three great girl/girl love scenes! Girl Talk from Sin City is my kind of porno movie. I came across it myself (without any help from my boyfriend). Monique Alexander, a really luscious blonde, plays a woman who inherits lots of money and opens her own beauty salon named Girl Talk. She and the other hairstylists make love to the patrons, both men and women and to each other! What made this disc so pleasurable, though, was its nice mixture of boy/girl and girl/girl sex, the latter with three tasty scenes all with Monique! Now, I had never seen Monique before, but I quickly fell in love with her. Shes nineteen and originally from Sacramento, California, which she tells us in her interview. She got into the business after dancing and modeling. But its her demurely sweet personality which set my heart a flutter. [read the full review]