Reviews of Jade Movies (59 - page 2)
Up Your Ass 16 review summaries:
VictoriO's
Up Your Ass 16 (2000) Director: Mike John Starring (in order of sexiest): Jade (Buttman & Rocco Go to Montreal), Nikita Denise (Balls Deep), Justine Romee (Anal Sluts & Sweethearts 4), Claudia Atkins (Un-Natural Sex 2), Fawnna (Nice Rack 6) & Amanda (Euro Hardball 11: Analholics) Special Features: Chapters (7), Photo Galleria, Trailers & Websites Company: Anabolic -I've been wanting to see this for a while, especially since I saw the trailer on the Balls Deep 2 DVD. The female cast is great besides Amanda (ugly) & Fawnna (average looking). [read the full review]
review from 1/6/2002:
Up Your Ass 16 (2000) Director: Mike John Starring (in order of sexiest): Jade (Buttman & Rocco Go to Montreal), Nikita Denise (Balls Deep), Justine Romee (Anal Sluts & Sweethearts 4), Claudia Atkins (Un-Natural Sex 2), Fawnna (Nice Rack 6) & Amanda (Euro Hardball 11: Analholics) Special Features: Chapters (7), Photo Galleria, Trailers & Websites Company: Anabolic -I've been wanting to see this for a while, especially since I saw the trailer on the Balls Deep 2 DVD. The female cast is great besides Amanda (ugly) & Fawnna (average looking). [read the full review]
(3.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Peter North, Kimberly, Jade, Diamond, Barbie, Sweet Nicky, Judy Star
Studio: Digital Sin
Release date: 8/15/2001
Previews: Previews
North Pole 19 review summaries:
Phil Thee G's
North Pole 19 Digital Sin Running Time: 90 minutes Cast: Diamond, Jade, Judy Starr, Sweet Nicky, Kimberly, Barbie Belle and Peter North Synopsis a.k.a. "Canadian invasion" - straight sex, possibly acceptable for couples Peter North is in all scenes, five ladies do anal, all take oral or facial cum shots Scenes The opening credits feature Peter North flying around in a helicopter taking in some fantastic views of Canadian landscape. Eventually, the helicopter lands to start the first scene. Scene 1 - Diamond with Peter North This scene takes place outdoors on a rock next to a rolling stream and features Mr. North and the voluptuous and rugged looking blonde, Diamond. I'm not sure what to think about Diamond, who at times I thought looked incredibly seductive, but could be considered unattractive by others. She definitely has a unique look. [read the full review]
review from 1/22/2003:
North Pole 19 Digital Sin Running Time: 90 minutes Cast: Diamond, Jade, Judy Starr, Sweet Nicky, Kimberly, Barbie Belle and Peter North Synopsis a.k.a. "Canadian invasion" - straight sex, possibly acceptable for couples Peter North is in all scenes, five ladies do anal, all take oral or facial cum shots Scenes The opening credits feature Peter North flying around in a helicopter taking in some fantastic views of Canadian landscape. Eventually, the helicopter lands to start the first scene. Scene 1 - Diamond with Peter North This scene takes place outdoors on a rock next to a rolling stream and features Mr. North and the voluptuous and rugged looking blonde, Diamond. I'm not sure what to think about Diamond, who at times I thought looked incredibly seductive, but could be considered unattractive by others. She definitely has a unique look. [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: 93 min. Production Date: 11 / 30 / 2000 Director: Peter North Cast: Judy Starr, Sweet Nicky, Diamond 4ever, Barbie Belle, Kimberly, Jade, and of course, Peter North Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed luck with this series, but lately its been improving which gives me a little hope. Initial Reaction: Its pretty typical for the series, which is good and bad. Who Should Watch It : Fans of gonzo sex and Peter North Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for a plot or really high production values. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally clear, but the balance gets off in a few places. Theres also a few places where its very obviously dubbed. The dubbed spots are normally outside and are balanced together nicely to at least sound like a good balance even if it doesnt synch with the video. There are a few background noises here and there, which probably helps to explain why there were the dubbed sequences. [read the full review]
review from 12/16/2001:
Running Time: 93 min. Production Date: 11 / 30 / 2000 Director: Peter North Cast: Judy Starr, Sweet Nicky, Diamond 4ever, Barbie Belle, Kimberly, Jade, and of course, Peter North Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed luck with this series, but lately its been improving which gives me a little hope. Initial Reaction: Its pretty typical for the series, which is good and bad. Who Should Watch It : Fans of gonzo sex and Peter North Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for a plot or really high production values. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally clear, but the balance gets off in a few places. Theres also a few places where its very obviously dubbed. The dubbed spots are normally outside and are balanced together nicely to at least sound like a good balance even if it doesnt synch with the video. There are a few background noises here and there, which probably helps to explain why there were the dubbed sequences. [read the full review]
Strap-On Sally 15 review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 108 min. Production Date: 09 / 1997 (cover) 11 / 1999 (feature) Director: Jim Gunn Cast: Ann McCormick, Ali ONeil, Erika Everest, Giselle Yum, Holly Payne, Kristy Karrington, Lee Anderson, and Natalie Bach Initial Expectations: Jim Gunn can make a very good lesbian feature, and Strap-On Sally 12 wasnt too bad, so Im expecting at worst a pretty average feature although it does have potential for something even better. Initial Reaction: Although there are a few good scenes, the bad scenes seem to control the movie. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of all girl action with toys Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants heterosexual sex or all natural all girl sex Audio /Video Quality: The movie seems to be broken into two styles, with a big change taking place about forty five minutes in. In the first part, the audio is often hard to hear, although its very clear in the second half. [read the full review]
review from 11/18/2001:
Running Time: 108 min. Production Date: 09 / 1997 (cover) 11 / 1999 (feature) Director: Jim Gunn Cast: Ann McCormick, Ali ONeil, Erika Everest, Giselle Yum, Holly Payne, Kristy Karrington, Lee Anderson, and Natalie Bach Initial Expectations: Jim Gunn can make a very good lesbian feature, and Strap-On Sally 12 wasnt too bad, so Im expecting at worst a pretty average feature although it does have potential for something even better. Initial Reaction: Although there are a few good scenes, the bad scenes seem to control the movie. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of all girl action with toys Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants heterosexual sex or all natural all girl sex Audio /Video Quality: The movie seems to be broken into two styles, with a big change taking place about forty five minutes in. In the first part, the audio is often hard to hear, although its very clear in the second half. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Rod Fontana, Jade, Envy, Tony Eveready, Johnny Toxic, Priscilla Jane, Hunny Muffin, Hunk Dermon, Vic Vicious, Sonya Redd
Studio: Outlaw
Directed by: Rod Fontana
Release date: 5/8/2001
Fresh Off The Bus (Outlaw) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 77 min. Production Date: 02 / 1999 Director: Rod Fontana Cast: Envy, Priscilla Jane, Hunny Muffin, Sonja Reed, Jade, Tony Eveready, Hunk Dermon, Vic Vicious, Johnny Toxic, and Rod Fontana Initial Expectations: After looking at the cover, it looks like Envy might be the only good thing about this one but newcomers can be a lot of fun so there might be some hope. Initial Reaction: Its a lot better than what I expected and one that I might check out again. Who Should Watch It : Fans of fresh talent. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for heavily augmented girls. Audio /Video Quality: During the start of the first scene the audio seems very maxed out. A lot of the tone is lost and I couldnt even understand what people were saying. Thankfully, its corrected after a minute or two. The video is pretty average although there are a couple soft focus problems. They only last a couple seconds, but its enough to notice. Music: None. Menus: The menus are very basic. [read the full review]
review from 5/8/2001:
Running Time: 77 min. Production Date: 02 / 1999 Director: Rod Fontana Cast: Envy, Priscilla Jane, Hunny Muffin, Sonja Reed, Jade, Tony Eveready, Hunk Dermon, Vic Vicious, Johnny Toxic, and Rod Fontana Initial Expectations: After looking at the cover, it looks like Envy might be the only good thing about this one but newcomers can be a lot of fun so there might be some hope. Initial Reaction: Its a lot better than what I expected and one that I might check out again. Who Should Watch It : Fans of fresh talent. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for heavily augmented girls. Audio /Video Quality: During the start of the first scene the audio seems very maxed out. A lot of the tone is lost and I couldnt even understand what people were saying. Thankfully, its corrected after a minute or two. The video is pretty average although there are a couple soft focus problems. They only last a couple seconds, but its enough to notice. Music: None. Menus: The menus are very basic. [read the full review]
Calamity Jane review summaries:
fu_q's
Missy's a gun-totin', bank-robbin', cock-suckin', pussy-eatin' madame in the Old West, and the only thing that she enjoys more than raising hell is spreading her legs in "Calamity Jane". An exceptional, 1998 takeoff on the spaghetti western genre by Joe D'Amato and Sin City, this is film is a true gem. [read the full review]
review from 10/27/2015:
Missy's a gun-totin', bank-robbin', cock-suckin', pussy-eatin' madame in the Old West, and the only thing that she enjoys more than raising hell is spreading her legs in "Calamity Jane". An exceptional, 1998 takeoff on the spaghetti western genre by Joe D'Amato and Sin City, this is film is a true gem. [read the full review]
(4.6 stars avg from 5 reviews)
Starring: Jade, Judy, Tangerine, Trixxy, Abbraxa, Diamond Forever, Daisy Fox, Kimberly Franklin, Barbie Bell
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano, Rocco Siffredi
Release date: 12/6/2000
Previews: Previews
Buttman & Rocco Go To Montreal review summaries:
All reviews of Buttman & Rocco Go To Montreal
Long Noel's
Buttman's insanely overrated flick has an excellent female cast, but a large number of weak points. This also happens to be Long Noel's final review! [read the full review]
review from 12/1/2007:
Buttman's insanely overrated flick has an excellent female cast, but a large number of weak points. This also happens to be Long Noel's final review! [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
One of the classics. I watched this movie several years ago and I remembered thinking that Buttman captured Rocco at his spontaneous best. Since I lived in Montreal for many years, it was fun identifying some of the landmarks in between Rocco's pillaging spree. Erik Everhard's new video, Canadian Beaver, made me revisit this classic. The scene that stood out most was Buttman and Rocco's visit to St. Catherine St., specifically to a club called Downtown which I've passed by many times. [read the full review]
review from 3/7/2006:
One of the classics. I watched this movie several years ago and I remembered thinking that Buttman captured Rocco at his spontaneous best. Since I lived in Montreal for many years, it was fun identifying some of the landmarks in between Rocco's pillaging spree. Erik Everhard's new video, Canadian Beaver, made me revisit this classic. The scene that stood out most was Buttman and Rocco's visit to St. Catherine St., specifically to a club called Downtown which I've passed by many times. [read the full review]
TaCo's
Performers: Jade, Daisy Fox, Judy, DIAMOND FOREVER, Kimberly Franklin, Abbraxa & Trixy, Tangerine Dream, Barbie Belle, Rocco Siffredi, Mr. D Our assman ensure's that we thouroghly enjoy our stay in montreal :P .and there are no two ways about it.THIS IS A MUST SEE VIDEO. WHICH NO ONE SHOULD MISS. It starts off with rocco and Mr stagliano following two Mind blowing ( more than that!!) femmes.Each easily capable of fitting into yur "daily dreams" series ;) Jade and Barbie belle . Barbie belle is a fine blonde. Jade looks awesome in her skimpy clothes."Rocco the cocko" helps barbie belle feel his stick inside her honeypot in the garden .buttman obviosly embarrased asks rocco and co. to head for a drive. jade drives while rocco and barbie have a casual scew in the car. A nice scene,barbie belle looks cuter having a smoke. They reach the hotel and they have an awesome threesome. i particularly love the scene wherein she FEEDS her pussy to rocco. it will drive you mad , but this is just the beggining to your 2 hr+ journey in heaven. [read the full review]
review from 5/5/2002:
Performers: Jade, Daisy Fox, Judy, DIAMOND FOREVER, Kimberly Franklin, Abbraxa & Trixy, Tangerine Dream, Barbie Belle, Rocco Siffredi, Mr. D Our assman ensure's that we thouroghly enjoy our stay in montreal :P .and there are no two ways about it.THIS IS A MUST SEE VIDEO. WHICH NO ONE SHOULD MISS. It starts off with rocco and Mr stagliano following two Mind blowing ( more than that!!) femmes.Each easily capable of fitting into yur "daily dreams" series ;) Jade and Barbie belle . Barbie belle is a fine blonde. Jade looks awesome in her skimpy clothes."Rocco the cocko" helps barbie belle feel his stick inside her honeypot in the garden .buttman obviosly embarrased asks rocco and co. to head for a drive. jade drives while rocco and barbie have a casual scew in the car. A nice scene,barbie belle looks cuter having a smoke. They reach the hotel and they have an awesome threesome. i particularly love the scene wherein she FEEDS her pussy to rocco. it will drive you mad , but this is just the beggining to your 2 hr+ journey in heaven. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jade, Teri, Georgette, Jayney, Rebekah
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Steve Perry
Release date: 10/18/2000
Ben Dover's Dirty Blondes (VCA) review summaries:
Topper's
Ok ok, so I bought this movie to watch the twins get a good stuffing - and was not dissapointed! My first viewing of a Ben Dover film and it is quite good. The movie has four scenes and extras such as a photo gallery and extra bits from each scene. The first scene is with the blonde twins, who look like your average 18 year old, with small but nice tits and white flesh. To look at they are nothing compared with the pro's, but they make a refreshing change from the norm. They pair up with a couple of dorks and start off with the usual blow job and end up with a quite nice snowball. Scene featues quite good anal sex with one blonde getting her starfish filled for the first time? Second scene features Georgette who is ok looking with a nice body. She dances around for awhile and strips off then gets double filled by two guys. Third scene is Rebekah who is the most attractive of the lot. There is some good closeup blowjob shots in this scene, and some double vaginal aswell. [read the full review]
review from 2/6/2001:
Ok ok, so I bought this movie to watch the twins get a good stuffing - and was not dissapointed! My first viewing of a Ben Dover film and it is quite good. The movie has four scenes and extras such as a photo gallery and extra bits from each scene. The first scene is with the blonde twins, who look like your average 18 year old, with small but nice tits and white flesh. To look at they are nothing compared with the pro's, but they make a refreshing change from the norm. They pair up with a couple of dorks and start off with the usual blow job and end up with a quite nice snowball. Scene featues quite good anal sex with one blonde getting her starfish filled for the first time? Second scene features Georgette who is ok looking with a nice body. She dances around for awhile and strips off then gets double filled by two guys. Third scene is Rebekah who is the most attractive of the lot. There is some good closeup blowjob shots in this scene, and some double vaginal aswell. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Felecia, Jade, Cheyenne Silver, Chandler, Melody Love, Charmaine, Delaney Daniels, Sydnee Steele, Elizabeth X.
Studio: Digital Sin
Release date: 8/25/2000
Previews: Previews
4 Finger Club 4, The review summaries:
Endorphin's
Starring: Felecia, Alexandra Silk, Sydnee Steele, Chandler, Cheyenne Silver, Melody Love, Jade, Elizabeth X, Delaney Daniels, Charmaine Pros: good looking chicks having good fun, video sometimes make you feel like an intimate part of the fun, scenes in different locales(no motel room feeling), girls don't always take their clothes off right away so you get a feeling of anti......cipation Cons: would have liked to have seen all of the girls get together at once, not much in features, bad video for the first few scene(but I think I was just sent a defective copy), sound is a little bit spotty Captivated by: Alexandra Silk, Chandler, Felecia Chicks I wanted to skip: 0 Must see moment: Chandler, post orgasm. She has a totally dumbfounded look on her face. I guess she had a good time. 4 Finger club pairs off girls and has them help one another join the club. Rules of Membership? They must take in 4 fingers and cum from them. [read the full review]
review from 11/28/2000:
Starring: Felecia, Alexandra Silk, Sydnee Steele, Chandler, Cheyenne Silver, Melody Love, Jade, Elizabeth X, Delaney Daniels, Charmaine Pros: good looking chicks having good fun, video sometimes make you feel like an intimate part of the fun, scenes in different locales(no motel room feeling), girls don't always take their clothes off right away so you get a feeling of anti......cipation Cons: would have liked to have seen all of the girls get together at once, not much in features, bad video for the first few scene(but I think I was just sent a defective copy), sound is a little bit spotty Captivated by: Alexandra Silk, Chandler, Felecia Chicks I wanted to skip: 0 Must see moment: Chandler, post orgasm. She has a totally dumbfounded look on her face. I guess she had a good time. 4 Finger club pairs off girls and has them help one another join the club. Rules of Membership? They must take in 4 fingers and cum from them. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Peter North, Jade, Sabrina, Nikki Anderson, Teri Starr, Brooke Lane, Petra, Reyna, Maria Sanchez
Studio: Devil's Film
Release date: 4/24/2000
Loadman Cummith 2, The review summaries:
Peter North Is My Hero's
I've decided to write a series of reviews with one theme in common: The Greatest Facials Ever Delivered By Peter North; or by any porn star for that matter. These movies date back to a time many years ago when Porn Starlets were terrified of cum. If they took a facial, even from Peter North, they were carefull to avoid the sploodge going anywhere higher than thier upper lip. Often it was as if Peter himself purposely missed their face alltogether. Keep in mind I'm not including any of Peter North's more current work: notably his forever amazing "Deep Throat This" series. Or any of the other popular contemporary facial movies these days. These facials are notable because they caught the Starlet completely off gaurd, and in most cases the thorough squirting they received made them visibly upset. Devil's Film's "The Loadman Cummith" series spawned the super high quality "The North Pole" line that thrives to this day. The jacket art of volume #2 leaves just about everything to the imagination. [read the full review]
review from 4/2/2006:
I've decided to write a series of reviews with one theme in common: The Greatest Facials Ever Delivered By Peter North; or by any porn star for that matter. These movies date back to a time many years ago when Porn Starlets were terrified of cum. If they took a facial, even from Peter North, they were carefull to avoid the sploodge going anywhere higher than thier upper lip. Often it was as if Peter himself purposely missed their face alltogether. Keep in mind I'm not including any of Peter North's more current work: notably his forever amazing "Deep Throat This" series. Or any of the other popular contemporary facial movies these days. These facials are notable because they caught the Starlet completely off gaurd, and in most cases the thorough squirting they received made them visibly upset. Devil's Film's "The Loadman Cummith" series spawned the super high quality "The North Pole" line that thrives to this day. The jacket art of volume #2 leaves just about everything to the imagination. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Shay Sweet, Jade, Wynona, Lil' Mickey, Katie Gold, Dee [I] (ambiguous)
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Michael Zamboni
Release date: 4/24/2000
Previews: Previews
Professor Mike's Freshman Fantasies 1 review summaries:
likesashlyngere@hotmail.com's
Heres the details on this dvd from digital playground. It's a video made by Professor Mike. He makes the young women Freshman's fantasies come true. Scene 1 Jade is interviewed. She reveals her labia majora. Alexsander comes out of the pool to eat her labia majora. She make sounds. This girl isn't fit and has crotch pimples. And freckles all over. The guy fingers her. She gives him a blowjob. He does her poon in the water from behind. Boring! Then a hot girl whos blonde walks in with a strap and is wasted in this scene. Lil' Mickey uses the strap on and goes behind Jade while Jade blows Alexsanders. Mickey and Alexsanders switch positions. The hot blonde helps by jerking the guy off into Jades mouth and she spits the come out and "it's all good". Alexsanders the giant then gets in the pool with the two girls. Scene 2 Dee tells the professor she has a fantasy to seduce the neighbor boy. And teases him with her perfect body by getting naked. There is foreshadowing here. Shes rubs the brown poon. [read the full review]
review from 7/4/2001:
Heres the details on this dvd from digital playground. It's a video made by Professor Mike. He makes the young women Freshman's fantasies come true. Scene 1 Jade is interviewed. She reveals her labia majora. Alexsander comes out of the pool to eat her labia majora. She make sounds. This girl isn't fit and has crotch pimples. And freckles all over. The guy fingers her. She gives him a blowjob. He does her poon in the water from behind. Boring! Then a hot girl whos blonde walks in with a strap and is wasted in this scene. Lil' Mickey uses the strap on and goes behind Jade while Jade blows Alexsanders. Mickey and Alexsanders switch positions. The hot blonde helps by jerking the guy off into Jades mouth and she spits the come out and "it's all good". Alexsanders the giant then gets in the pool with the two girls. Scene 2 Dee tells the professor she has a fantasy to seduce the neighbor boy. And teases him with her perfect body by getting naked. There is foreshadowing here. Shes rubs the brown poon. [read the full review]
Saki's
Professor Mike's Collegiate Freshman Fantasies #1, aka Freshman Fantasies #1 (1999) Studio: Digital Playground/All Good Video/Venus Productions Directed by: Professor Mike Starring: Jade, Lil' Mickey, Dee, Katie Gold, Shay Sweet, Wynona Winters, Alex Sanders, Rob, Jay Ashley, Rod Fontana, and Brick Majors Running Time: 1:55 Format: Single Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Full motion video chapter selection and 20-picture photo gallery The First Word: Freshman Fantasies is one of the best gonzo and young (18-22 years old) series out there, and this first volume demonstrates why. Plot Synopsis: Professor Mike interviews new girls asking them to describe a fantasy of theirs that he makes happen. The format is the same throughout the series: interview, girl gets naked, girl masturbates for a bit, then the fantasy begins. Although the fantasy scenarios are scripted, the dialogue and interviews appear to be natural. [read the full review]
review from 1/9/2000:
Professor Mike's Collegiate Freshman Fantasies #1, aka Freshman Fantasies #1 (1999) Studio: Digital Playground/All Good Video/Venus Productions Directed by: Professor Mike Starring: Jade, Lil' Mickey, Dee, Katie Gold, Shay Sweet, Wynona Winters, Alex Sanders, Rob, Jay Ashley, Rod Fontana, and Brick Majors Running Time: 1:55 Format: Single Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Full motion video chapter selection and 20-picture photo gallery The First Word: Freshman Fantasies is one of the best gonzo and young (18-22 years old) series out there, and this first volume demonstrates why. Plot Synopsis: Professor Mike interviews new girls asking them to describe a fantasy of theirs that he makes happen. The format is the same throughout the series: interview, girl gets naked, girl masturbates for a bit, then the fantasy begins. Although the fantasy scenarios are scripted, the dialogue and interviews appear to be natural. [read the full review]