Up Your Ass 16 Review

Reviewed by VictoriO  on  1/6/2002

Up Your Ass 16 (2000)
Director: Mike John
Starring (in order of sexiest): Jade (Buttman & Rocco Go to Montreal), Nikita Denise (Balls Deep), Justine Romee (Anal Sluts & Sweethearts 4), Claudia Atkins (Un-Natural Sex 2), Fawnna (Nice Rack 6) & Amanda (Euro Hardball 11: Analholics)
Special Features: Chapters (7), Photo Galleria, Trailers & Websites
Company: Anabolic

-I've been wanting to see this for a while, especially since I saw the trailer on the Balls Deep 2 DVD. The female cast is great besides Amanda (ugly) & Fawnna (average looking). Jade is a very hot Chinese/Taiwanese female that I adore, Nikita Denise is hot, Justine Romee is very appealing & Claudia Atkins, although my 1st time seeing her, is a cutie! Also, this is the 2nd Up Your Ass movie that I have seen besides Up Your Ass 5 (starring Obsession & Fonda French; 2 Black females that does some great & sometimes, hard anal) long ago! I think I will enjoy this and if I enjoy it, you will also!

-Scene 1: Nikita Denise, Lexington Steele
Nikita Denise is so, so tempting with her nice looks, hot voice & her sweet ass! She's laying on a bed with some terrible vinyl shorts on & a red top. She seems anxious as she sees Lexington Steele. She undresses him, they kiss & she blows him off. In the midst, Nikita undresses herself & plays in her ass a bit. Nikita & Lex has sex in missionary, reverse cowgirl & behind. At one point, Nikita takes Lex out of her puss & pops him in her ass. Very hot! Lex even grabs her by her shoulders & neck a bit before they switch to reverse cowgirl anal. She gets nailed hard here & she moves her ass on his dick with intensity! At one point, when the cameraman zooms in on her face, she tells him to 'come on down' to show the dick & ass. Soon, there's a standing reverse cowgirl then that leads to more position swaps & some A2M here. Ugh, shitty! Lex cums on her nose & in her mouth.

-Scene 2: Jade, Lexington Steele & Mr. Marcus
Here's Jade & I don't mean Jadey (Marcela)! She looks so beautiful in her own way. I'd like to see more of her instead of Miko Lee (one ugly Azn chick)! Jade gets interviewed & plays in her puss & ass. Lex appears & Jade is kinda frightened by his big dick. She sucks on it (her tongue is pierced). Later, Mr. Marcus comes to the scene & Jade blows him off while Lex takes her puss from behind (real hot). They switch up (guys & positions). They really get it on! Man, does Jade do some nice facials here & she's very enthusiastic. Soon, Jade bends her ass down & sliding off of Lex's dick as she sucks on Marcus. And the position changes to missionary, shortly! Jade's lovely ass gets plunged up & she gapes a bit. Both guys take her in a nice looking missionary. Although the anal is not in my favorite positions, it does look good here & I just love seeing this Taiwanese beauty! Later on, she gets a DP & it is kinda weak until it switches as she gets doggy anal from Marcus as Lex is in her puss. Both guys cum on her face & some of it gets under her nose & in her hair. Very hot scene!

-Scene 3: Amanda & Omar
Amanda's ugly. Omar's hair is nice, almost like mine but not as but not as sexy as my hair. Anyway, Omar goes down on this trashy chick & he goes straight for her ass in missionary. Then, he goes to her puss (not good at all). Some lame A2M here & the anal goes on in multiple positions. This scene has a lot of fingering here, too. Why does he go from her puss to ass? Omar cums on her face & some lands in her mouth. Next, please...

-Scene 4: Fawnna, Mr. Marcus & Lexington Steele
Fawnna is average looking female. Not very noticable. These guys take turns with her a lot & as Lex takes her puss & she sucks on Marcus, at one point, she gags on his cock. What is this, Gag Factor? When Marcus begins to take her ass (from behind), it does look good & Fawnna does say 'oww' sometimes as if it hurts. Her ass really gets nailed & she gets really wet. Both guys take her ass she's laying on a nice leopard couch. Most of the anal sex is in missionary position. Decent A2M here. Pretty much, this scene is decent with an average-yet-decent looking female.

-Scene 5: Claudia Atkins, Lexington Steele & Mr. Marcus
Claudia Atkins is very nice looking. The scene begins as she blows off Lex & Marcus. This includes some double-cock sucking. Marcus begins to take her from the back before Lex takes her in reverse cowgirl. Keep in mind that there is some light choking (Mark Davis style) from Mr. Marcus when he takes her next. Whoa! When Lex rides her, she really cums on his cock. Shit! It all falls downhill to be honest. Nothing much to get excited about. Claudia takes anal & a DP but it's not really hot. I'd have to say that even though Claudia looks better than Fawnna, her scene was better than this scene. The sex is not very hot in this scene. It's okay. Both guys cum in Claudia's mouth. Good scene (the scene is good because the female is sexy although the sex wasn't so hot).

-Scene 6: Justine Romee, Mr. Marcus & Lexington Steele
Justine Romee is very sexy but this is the sexiest I've seen her besides how sexy she was in Anal Sluts & Sweethearts 4 & Sodomania 34: 81.8% Anal. Justine, looking so hot, sucks off Marcus as Lex takes her puss from the back. These guys switch up on her & she also does some double-cock sucking (Justine does not suck cock that good). Justine takes only half of Lex in her puss (reverse cowgirl) as she blows on Marcus. Lex hold Justine as he rides her puss from the back as Marcus gets blown off & he takes her puss next as Lex holds her in the air! Very hot! Justine gets it up the butt by Lex in cowgirl position. I assumed that he'd probably not be able to really plunge it but he did! I am telling you all, Justine is at her best in here. Her ass gets really reamed by Lex & we see her cum out of her ass a bit. Both guys take turns with her delicious heinie! She wants to taste her ass juice at times so there's some A2M. Lex really plunges her as like a toilet. For a short time, she does standing anal. Some points, she smacks her own ass (which I don't like). The butt- fucking goes on in multiple positions. Both guys cum in her mouth. Before the end credits roll, she shows her gaping asshole! Really, really excellent. Perhaps, Justine at her very best in here (getting fucked the best in here). Between this scene & her scene in Anal Sluts & Sweethearts 4, this is the best. While you have some people who think that her scene in Un-Natural Sex 4 was the best, this scene is alot better than her scene in that film. The sex wasn't as hard & hot as this & I hated the spitting/double anal & the outfit Justine had on! Her scene in Anal Sluts & Sweethearts 4 has a lot of nice assplay (with butt plugs & Anal beads) but the sex with Jules Jordan was kinda weak & Justine had to get herself off by smacking her own ass. Not acceptable!

BOTTOM LINE: Pick it up. It's for your own good (if you like seeing intense, rough anal sex & if you like any of the females in this film). Just as I though based on the trailer, Justine stole the cake in this movie. The other great scenes are the one with Nikita Denise & Jade. Fawnna's scene was also a good one, but not excellent! Same goes for Claudia's scene. Perhaps, the worst scene in here was the scene with Amanda. She prevented me from giving this film the A+ that it really does deserve. Please, add this to your collection. I know I plan on doing so. If you overlook this film & avoid it for any reason, you are the one missing out! I can't recommend this anymore than that. Usually, I give out the trailers, if there are any but I didn't take any time to look at the trailer on this DVD, unfortunately.

The Film: A-
The DVD: B+

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